Peanut butter, syrup and Bailey's spray cream on gluten free microwaved bread.
Posted by Cool_Ad9326@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 45 comments
I'm not pregnant, just nasty.
Fresh_Recover9070@reddit
Make some liquor-ball sandwiches and call it a day, this takes too much time and is still trash π
Cool_Ad9326@reddit (OP)
It took literally 60 seconds.
Wtf are you on about?
dadjokingmaterialist@reddit
Why microwaved bread???
Cool_Ad9326@reddit (OP)
Gluten free bread has the consistency of couch cushion fillings. Microwaving it reduces the chance of needing the Heimlich Manoeuvre whilst eating it.
TempleDavisOS@reddit
Could you toast it in a pan with a drop or two of water to steam it into edible cushions? Microwaved bread sounds sticky.
Cool_Ad9326@reddit (OP)
Normal bread does go sticky when you microwave it because it has gluten in it, but rice/potato starch bread goes a little damp and then dries up faster than Ariana Grande around non-married men.
DescriptionFancy420@reddit
UNCALLED FOR ππ
_beefyeat_@reddit
π«’ Thank you and I will be using this.
TempleDavisOS@reddit
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HelloDeathspresso@reddit
Try Canyon bakehouse. You won't feel this way about it.
thisoneagain@reddit
As crazy as it sounds, I actually think microwaving the bread brings it altogether. Keeps it from being a pile of random ingredients and transforms it into an actual, intentional dish.
This_is_fine8@reddit
I would eat this with regular bread
bucket_of_fried_bird@reddit
Wrong sub, this shit fucks. Would probably slap even harder with some banana and a sprinkle of cinnamon on top
Cool_Ad9326@reddit (OP)
Omg yes!!!!!
a_angry_bunny@reddit
Peanut butter? Looks more like peanut paste.
Cool_Ad9326@reddit (OP)
Peanut butter is a paste
KittenThunder@reddit
My occasional high snack was a piece of heavily buttered toasted bread, some Nutella spread over that, and a whole lotta whipped cream on top. So I respect the vision
_dpdp_@reddit
Weewee
LatterParty182@reddit
nahhh thatβs not right
pocahontasmcglinchey@reddit
Stoned me would hit this
mystic11z@reddit
Yo gf gang. What brand bread? Schar and Canyon Valley are my favs
Cool_Ad9326@reddit (OP)
This is Tesco own free from which is why I had to nuke it
Personally my fave is promise multiseed loads because it's the only brand that makes a sandwich that doesn't choke you and can somewhat hold it's shape
But I only by gf bread when it's reduced and freeze it since it defrosts so well
lulublululu@reddit
do you have gf Bimbo over there? I always found it surprisingly good for a sandwich loaf
mystic11z@reddit
We keep it in the fridge and notice that it lasts waaaaaaay longer than on the shelf.
Ohh I havent tried that one before. It looks like actual bread not building materials π₯² My partner is celiac and uses bread a lot so Ive started trying to bake it myself. If you have a bread maker you can actually make almost anything GF 10Γ better than anything you'll find in the store for a fraction of the price. He devoured the first loaf within the night I made it. The bread maker also makes it super easy as well. Hecka good rolls too.
My next experiment will be trying to make cinnamon rolls.
Cool_Ad9326@reddit (OP)
My partner actually made me gf bread in a bread maker and it was really good! Even he liked it. But I eat bread maybe once a week so it wasn't paying off haha
Mobile_Aioli_6252@reddit
Fluffernutter 2.0
LauraPa1mer@reddit
Bailey's spray cream? Envious.
twogunsalute@reddit
Idk how I'd cope if I had to become gluten free
kindagaybean@reddit
I'm more of a meat potato man, I think I'll be fine, I love rice and rice flour too π€ Hawaiian butter mochi is sooooo good
Cool_Ad9326@reddit (OP)
Gluten free food isn't bad at all. It's just expensive to get the good stuff.
Most of it is packed with so much sugar that you get addicted so much easier.
Gluten free pancakes and gluten free fried chicken is a thousand times better than normal flour though and I'd die on that hill
Easy_Geologist_8037@reddit
Smash, next question
VIDEODREW2@reddit
What is spray cream?
Cool_Ad9326@reddit (OP)
That stuff on the top. I think many call it whipped cream or whippy cream?
But it's out of a nozzle can
andrey_not_the_goat@reddit
That sounds like it'll be banging on a crepe.
Xintern_explore@reddit
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Resplendent_aptitude@reddit
Sometimes you just have to go with it
usernameinmail@reddit
I'm not proud of myself but would
Cool_Ad9326@reddit (OP)
Team Smash
DuckSwimmer@reddit
Iβm pregnant and this looks tasty af
Cool_Ad9326@reddit (OP)
Haha it deffo was!!
Big_Boooosh@reddit
I think the humble toaster could help this a bit. Microwaved breadβ¦so moist and spongey.
Cool_Ad9326@reddit (OP)
But I wanted a sandwich not a toastie
Ok_Needleworker_6017@reddit
SpeedBlitzX@reddit
That doesn't too strange to me.
It sounds like itd be a nice warm treat
Cool_Ad9326@reddit (OP)
It went down like cotton balls but it was genuinely tasty