Harmful or made up stereotypes may be jokes to you, however language like that is predominantly used by people who it doesnt affect and cannot conceptualise why it is a bad thing to "joke about"
Yeah I can't get past that part. Most the lesbian couples I know or see involve a shorter, fatter, butcher one being so rude to the prettier feminine one that, if it were a straight couple, there would be bystanders waiting in the ladies room to see if the feminine one needs help.
Long time ago when I sold cell phones, I had a regular lesbian couple who would come in. Obvious vibe that the butch flannel one was abusive to the pretty feminine one.
Years later, my guy friend brings her to a party. She still looks good and tells a story about her ex was abusive and shit. We all felt bad for her. The friend who brought her lost interest but another friend ended up marrying her, had a kid, then divorced.
Fast forward to my buddy connecting with the butch flannel lesbian…it was the cute feminine one the whole damn time.
While the average lesbian suffers from The Lesbian Sheep Problem, there's a type of lesbian that uses their emotional intelligence in tandem with the audacity of a Fuck Boy to create something truly horrifying: the Hey Mama lesbian. This lesbian, while it can be very cringe if its victim is unaffected, can invoke cinematic levels of rizz and should be feared at all costs.
Really? I have a feeling he just wouldn't realize. Like I can literally picture how they'd do the end of the episode.
They walk into a room the camera doesn't follow them into, there's a second of silence, then a zipper noise, and we hear Johnny's scream as he runs out of the room in fear. He probably also does a one liner as he's running out of the camera's view as well.
What gay men are into varies, but if you know one who's into normal men then you've hit the jackpot. Whatever he's into the average woman will like as well, making them a great source of advice.
I have a lot of gay friends and I lowkey don’t know a single one that is attracted to men in a way that matches straight women. If we ignore the gay men that are attracted to men that fall into a queer subculture, you’re still fried, because the gaze is different. Gay men may genuinely appreciate fishing and gym pictures.
If you befriend a gay man with close female friends then it makes more sense, because they will have told him what they like. In the case of alphas I know women like them because of the provider/protector aspect and visual appeal, but they also need some gap moe. Literally every single woman into these types of men will tell you I like it when he’s tough but he needs to treat me like I’m special 🥺. It’s not a peer-to-peer appreciation or platonic attraction to their primary mask they show the world. At the very least, being socialized as a provider fundamentally changes how you view romantic relationships.
Personal anecdote: I was into a ladykiller once and it was because we were in rotc together. I thought he was such an aspirational leader and friend I wanted to suck his dick.
Have body fat around 15% (as a man) and lift, making sure to gradually increase intensity through increased weight, sets, reps, or even just shorter rest periods between sets. Make sure to hit different muscle groups, if you have less time to go to the gym then compound movements with free weights are the most efficient but otherwise targeted isolation lifts are good to mix in.
You want to use free weights over machines as they'll train a greater range of motion and will build the smaller support muscles that can be missed with machines and will make your muscles "fuller".
For diet 1.6–2.2g of protein per kg of body weight daily and 4–7g of carbohydrates per kg of body weight. The rest of your calories should be from fat. Make sure to get amino acids, magnesium, and iron too. If you have healthy kidneys it's good to add 3-5g of creatine as a supplement daily too, it's one of the few dietary supplements that has been proven to be effective with very minimal downsides, essentially increasing the energy stored in your muscles for faster recovery and a couple extra reps so overall faster growth at the cost of some extra water retention (so make sure to drink more). Don't bother with steroids, they're more harmful than they're worth.
Aside from that rest days and 8 hours of quality sleep a day, as that's when your muscles actually grow post-training. It's not necessary to have a full rest day either if you don't want to, just don't train the same muscle groups until they've recovered, so if you did chest and triceps today (push day) do back and bicpes tomorrow (push day) and then legs the day after etc.
That isn’t what the study everyone always quotes actually said. It didn’t say lesbian couples have the highest divorce rate, it said lesbians. They polled people’s sexuality and if they had ever gotten divorced. All it really indicates is that lesbians are more likely than gay men to get into a straight marriage and realize the mistake later. Which kinda makes sense, with how much our culture downplays female attraction compared to male.
That's assuming lesbians marry men and then divorce at statistically significant rate which is pure conjecture, but highlights a source of error in the original study.
esssssto@reddit
Dangerous-Apple220@reddit
Ashamed-Wealth2452@reddit
Fake
It's a well known fact that lesbians don't know how to flirt
Saltybuttertoffee@reddit
There's a significant number of women I've seen complain about how difficult it is to flirt with women. I've never met one that said it was easy.
xtheresia@reddit
?
No_Individual501@reddit
And you’re a karma farmer with hidden history.
Ashamed-Wealth2452@reddit
Ah yes, the classic Reddit move lmao, I don't care to hide my activity here, so?
xtheresia@reddit
If you think lesbians cannot flirt, youve probably spent too much time around men and not enough time around lesbians
Ashamed-Wealth2452@reddit
It's literally a stereotype joke that lesbians will go "was she flirting, or just being nice?"
xtheresia@reddit
Occasionally, but it is very much a reddit meme stereotype that is now treated as the norm instead of something that sometimes can happen to anyone
Stereotypes arent always facts, unless you think they are?
Dragonbut@reddit
And what does any of this have to do with her reddit history
Ashamed-Wealth2452@reddit
Hey bud, you may wanna look into what a joke is
xtheresia@reddit
Harmful or made up stereotypes may be jokes to you, however language like that is predominantly used by people who it doesnt affect and cannot conceptualise why it is a bad thing to "joke about"
JSweeran13@reddit
Im a lesbian, i dont know when they are glirting qith me. Same around. If it's an stereotype it's because of smt right?
xtheresia@reddit
I mean, yes sure, however the issue I have here is that people overplay the stereotype like its factual and is destined to happen then run with it
neontiger07@reddit
Holy shit you're on a 4chan subreddit, get a grip
Stampylonghead_the_g@reddit
my guy, have sex
stormitwa@reddit
You're in the wrong subreddit to be on your high horse about internet stereotypes.
We're here to make the same jokes on the same post for the thousandth time.
Ashamed-Wealth2452@reddit
I mean, I'm a lesbian myself so??? It's a stereotype that would affect me??? Lmao
MoffDracen@reddit
Yo they cooked your ass for this lmao 🫰
No_Oddjob@reddit
Yeah I can't get past that part. Most the lesbian couples I know or see involve a shorter, fatter, butcher one being so rude to the prettier feminine one that, if it were a straight couple, there would be bystanders waiting in the ladies room to see if the feminine one needs help.
colostitute@reddit
Long time ago when I sold cell phones, I had a regular lesbian couple who would come in. Obvious vibe that the butch flannel one was abusive to the pretty feminine one.
Years later, my guy friend brings her to a party. She still looks good and tells a story about her ex was abusive and shit. We all felt bad for her. The friend who brought her lost interest but another friend ended up marrying her, had a kid, then divorced.
Fast forward to my buddy connecting with the butch flannel lesbian…it was the cute feminine one the whole damn time.
AskMeAboutPodracing@reddit
While the average lesbian suffers from The Lesbian Sheep Problem, there's a type of lesbian that uses their emotional intelligence in tandem with the audacity of a Fuck Boy to create something truly horrifying: the Hey Mama lesbian. This lesbian, while it can be very cringe if its victim is unaffected, can invoke cinematic levels of rizz and should be feared at all costs.
CambrianKennis@reddit
Also, women are not into what gay men are into, so this advice will backfire.
ruintheenjoyment@reddit
"I love your new hair style!"
"Thanks! Would you like to move in with me?"
IndieCurtis@reddit
Just watched Certain Women, great film and a good example. Yup, they can’t flirt.
nesthesi@reddit
RaoulLaila@reddit
can someone send me the johnny bravo one?
nesthesi@reddit
WatIsLasagne@reddit
The added word makes it so much better
phdinpuppygirls@reddit
i think its funniest in Johnny Bravo's voice. he's such an ally he can say it as a straight man
SpaceBug176@reddit
I heard this a few times. What's the context of him being an ally?
sidnynasty@reddit
There was an episode where he went on a date with a woman who's implied to be trans and it ended up not being an issue for Johnny
SpaceBug176@reddit
Really? I have a feeling he just wouldn't realize. Like I can literally picture how they'd do the end of the episode.
They walk into a room the camera doesn't follow them into, there's a second of silence, then a zipper noise, and we hear Johnny's scream as he runs out of the room in fear. He probably also does a one liner as he's running out of the camera's view as well.
Phazon2000@reddit
He's a cartoon character for kids bro don't buy into this shit.
Sen-oh@reddit
AmorphousRazer@reddit
Awe hell yeah
Gremlinstone@reddit
MenkyuKan_Twitch_VT@reddit
hanma yujiro before going raw and real on trump
matt6342@reddit
Anon starts dressing and acting like a gay man in order to attract women ?
RockEater67@reddit (OP)
What gay men are into varies, but if you know one who's into normal men then you've hit the jackpot. Whatever he's into the average woman will like as well, making them a great source of advice.
No_Cherry6771@reddit
One must draw from a source of unbised knowledge to attain the true facts
InterlacedHunter@reddit
I have a lot of gay friends and I lowkey don’t know a single one that is attracted to men in a way that matches straight women. If we ignore the gay men that are attracted to men that fall into a queer subculture, you’re still fried, because the gaze is different. Gay men may genuinely appreciate fishing and gym pictures.
If you befriend a gay man with close female friends then it makes more sense, because they will have told him what they like. In the case of alphas I know women like them because of the provider/protector aspect and visual appeal, but they also need some gap moe. Literally every single woman into these types of men will tell you I like it when he’s tough but he needs to treat me like I’m special 🥺. It’s not a peer-to-peer appreciation or platonic attraction to their primary mask they show the world. At the very least, being socialized as a provider fundamentally changes how you view romantic relationships.
Personal anecdote: I was into a ladykiller once and it was because we were in rotc together. I thought he was such an aspirational leader and friend I wanted to suck his dick.
ThatsNotBadAtAll@reddit
What
Peach_Plz@reddit
I wanted to suck his dick - he said
TellmeNinetails@reddit
Ohhh I get it now!
Fern-ando@reddit
Gay men are constantly marrying women.
MajLoftonHenderson@reddit
And then running for congress as republicans on the most rapidly anti-gay platform imaginable
Pintsocream@reddit
Ask gay friend what would make me attractive
Bleach my hair blonde, Peirce my eyebrow, wear fishnet vest
Endless rizz
Mak0wski@reddit
So every norwegian is gay and have endless rizz
RockEater67@reddit (OP)
Add muscle mass and this would be peak
Myfeetaregreen@reddit
How to add muscle mass?
Hussor@reddit
Have body fat around 15% (as a man) and lift, making sure to gradually increase intensity through increased weight, sets, reps, or even just shorter rest periods between sets. Make sure to hit different muscle groups, if you have less time to go to the gym then compound movements with free weights are the most efficient but otherwise targeted isolation lifts are good to mix in.
You want to use free weights over machines as they'll train a greater range of motion and will build the smaller support muscles that can be missed with machines and will make your muscles "fuller".
For diet 1.6–2.2g of protein per kg of body weight daily and 4–7g of carbohydrates per kg of body weight. The rest of your calories should be from fat. Make sure to get amino acids, magnesium, and iron too. If you have healthy kidneys it's good to add 3-5g of creatine as a supplement daily too, it's one of the few dietary supplements that has been proven to be effective with very minimal downsides, essentially increasing the energy stored in your muscles for faster recovery and a couple extra reps so overall faster growth at the cost of some extra water retention (so make sure to drink more). Don't bother with steroids, they're more harmful than they're worth.
Aside from that rest days and 8 hours of quality sleep a day, as that's when your muscles actually grow post-training. It's not necessary to have a full rest day either if you don't want to, just don't train the same muscle groups until they've recovered, so if you did chest and triceps today (push day) do back and bicpes tomorrow (push day) and then legs the day after etc.
RockEater67@reddit (OP)
Workout different muscle groups and drink milk three times everyday
onepromaster69@reddit
"b-but milk is for bonsies! "
thr33beggars@reddit
The only muscle I’m trying to train is my anal sphincter. I want to be able to crack walnuts with my ass.
misterpickles69@reddit
That’s not how you eat them. No wonder you’re always hungry.
BipolarMadness@reddit
What do you mean? You can eat them that way to. Everyone knows that if you eat from your ass you shit from your mouth!
Tzarlashnikov@reddit
The coco-nutcracker
googlin@reddit
power bottom king
Lucius-Halthier@reddit
“I’m talkin watermelon In the thighs level carnage.”
AnimeThighsReligion@reddit
Training to become a dick guillotine
Bears_On_Stilts@reddit
Add muscle mass, and you're the Earring Magic Ken doll.
halpfulhinderance@reddit
This is why I always let the gays dress me before hitting the club
sculksensor@reddit
A lot of women love men who look kinda gay just look at harry styles
PlatformFit5974@reddit
... why did i picture Dio in my head when i read this...?
ABHOR_pod@reddit
Sounds like a guy who hasn't been to a gay bar since 1993.
Time to get back on the horse chum.
Pintsocream@reddit
I'll be honest I've never been to a gay bar
shiny_xnaut@reddit
Skill issue
TaintedTruffle@reddit
I mean... I'm a girl and some how pretty attracted to gay dudes so that would probably work
PissVortex9@reddit
i’m a straight woman who is pretty much exclusively into twinks and femboys (i don’t know how this happened) and yeah this would pull
SuspiciousPine@reddit
You ask other gay guys and peak attractiveness is just a fat middle aged redneck
Torture-Dancer@reddit
unironically the guys that would get the most chicks (and guys) in college
Commercial-Living443@reddit
Depends if they are a bottom or top ?
jrh_101@reddit
AzzlackGuhnter@reddit
Alright diavolo
Virghia@reddit
Alright anasui
denecity@reddit
Unironically that would pull baddies
_-___-__-_-__-___-_@reddit
Brassboar@reddit
Dark_Knight2000@reddit
The original image looks so weird now after seeing the meme only for years.
It’s like that original image of cheems, that dog does not look normal just sitting there in a natural environment. Uncanny valley
Shadow_SJ019@reddit
The matpat effect
Wizzardlime45@reddit
r/matpateffect
Special_Ad8164@reddit
When did they go back to letting us post the cat
Le_Montagne@reddit
Imagine taking off your tinfoil hat to sleep and letting them psyop your dreams. Couldn't be me
MRflibbertygibbets@reddit
I’d not seen that one before and can’t stop chuckling. I’ve got a PSYOP Cat folder and added this to my collection :)
LoudRubbish@reddit
finicky88@reddit
catharsis
Alive_Ice7937@reddit
Cat-harsis
yaangyiing_@reddit
a new dawn is upon us
AmorphousRazer@reddit
Achiever of ultimate horny
CorbinNZ@reddit
Chad Home goes pretty hard ngl
BarnacleMajestic3123@reddit
Lesbian couples have the highest divorce rate of any orientation
theglowofknowledge@reddit
That isn’t what the study everyone always quotes actually said. It didn’t say lesbian couples have the highest divorce rate, it said lesbians. They polled people’s sexuality and if they had ever gotten divorced. All it really indicates is that lesbians are more likely than gay men to get into a straight marriage and realize the mistake later. Which kinda makes sense, with how much our culture downplays female attraction compared to male.
thregoar@reddit
That's assuming lesbians marry men and then divorce at statistically significant rate which is pure conjecture, but highlights a source of error in the original study.
Diezelbub@reddit
Right, are gay men really less likely to have the same thing happen?
nam24@reddit
At least they're getting married
RockEater67@reddit (OP)
Wrong conclusion to draw from this: "Lesbians know nothing!"
Correct conclusion: "Lesbians get more than they know what to do with it."
Bournemj@reddit
My one lesbian friend has actually zero rizz so unfortunately she cannot help me
DaronteMaxwell@reddit
I don't have any gay nor lesbian friends. Guess I'm toast then...
Thechillestguyever@reddit
being on reddit and not interacting with gay people is like going to a pub and not drinking alcohol
flourit3@reddit
Why would I, I’m the drink
itay162@reddit
They call you the what?
Frostbyte29@reddit
A beverage of sorts???
Scarytoaster1809@reddit
Well there you go. u/flourit3, what would make me attractive?
flourit3@reddit
Rule no.2. Don’t be unattractive
Monke3334@reddit
Rule 1 is being yourself and having fun, right :D
Your_Moms_Car@reddit
No. It's that you don't talk about looksmaxxing club.
yourstruly912@reddit
I don't consider redditors My friends
Prestigious-Fig1172@reddit
Real and straight.
LazyLucretia@reddit
There is a decent chance that you do, but are not aware of it yet.
There is an equally high chance that they are also not aware yet.
ShermanWasRight1864@reddit
I asked my lesbian friend and she also had no idea.
seaneihm@reddit
Yeah no lesbians don't know how to flirt at all. No women do.
pai_mei_sensei@reddit
Straight guys want to spend their lives with cute girls that wear makeup and dress up? Sounds pretty gay if you ask me
Civil-Needleworker-8@reddit
Fake: anon has gay and lesbian friends Gay: anon is a gay lesbian.
purdue_fan@reddit
Fake: talked to the other sex Gay: talked to the same sex.
cobanat@reddit
Homer looks like he’s wearing a yellow superhero costume
SpezIsAGayMfer@reddit
Fake: "Be me, straight male" anon
Gay: All roads lead to men, all roads lead to gay.
Inevitable_Local_366@reddit
This is what I’ve been saying for years. Gotta understand the battlefield before you can truely win the war
Edwaru@reddit
Fake: anon has friends. Gay: gay.
Corndesu69@reddit
if that was true, I would have way more girls hitting on me
banevader102938@reddit
Idk about the greentext but i would watch a simpsons miami vice with muscle homer
theredhound19@reddit
https://i.redd.it/fm6alwfl1bxg1.gif
GermanHabsFan@reddit
One of the more lucid takes here