Elevator Pitch: 5 Seconds to get me intrested in your project.
Posted by JustSomeRandomAI@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 253 comments
Make your case fast - and I and everyone who sees the post might become your next user.
Massive_Relation_434@reddit
Aquarium in your house for penguins
fore___@reddit
Survivor but everyone is fat
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
Also: survivor with no but (pun intended)
StupidSidewalk@reddit
Hookers cocaine and blackjack.
Only need 4.
hippopotapistachio@reddit
MOUSE BICYCLES
Jellodyne@reddit
Seams like a step back from the mouse motocycles I read about as a child
Tiny_Connection1507@reddit
I just heard a mouse on a motorcycle not 10 minutes ago!!
hippopotapistachio@reddit
aw I loved those books!!
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
Bold. But have you considered the target market's attention span? They'll forget what they're doing halfway through. Or is that what you're counting on when trying to sell it to them and they returning to you to buy more??
POWRranger@reddit
Cat toys exist even though we've had boxes for a long time. Pet stuff sells if it's cute
realityinflux@reddit
The target market is cats. Mice on bicycles is Meals on Wheels.
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
I like the way you think - you're hired to help us designs the new revolution in mice transportation
hippopotapistachio@reddit
MOUSE ADEROL
crazybutthole@reddit
These would do better in asia
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
No doubt.
HeadLow5768@reddit
no one want to play monopol, not be dealt money at the start and told.. just wait till you pass go.
join credits backed by people today, cbbp.link
equality means equal opportunity
mixesmetaphors@reddit
Bottled water that tastes like it came from a garden hose
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
Get this men a Nobel prize.
aGuyNamedScrunchie@reddit
Vaguely adversarial weather app
grsims20@reddit
Already done! https://thefuckingweather.fun/
VistaLaRiver@reddit
90s mode is absolutely fantastic
habibexpress@reddit
Brilliant! Now if only there was an app
seswaroto@reddit
Try Carrot Weather on IOS
car_effer_25@reddit
ask claude codd to build one for you.
runonandonandonanon@reddit
Cod don't have a good understanding of weather, it would just be like "ITS WET" every day.
V_endeatta@reddit
What the forecast?! Is an app
SteevIrwin@reddit
Rent-a-dog
NotRelevantQuestion@reddit
Caffeine and melatonin toothpaste. 1 for morning, 1 for night. Gotta buy both!
Shawarma123@reddit
This already exists in Duo toothpaste
on_the_other_hand_@reddit
This used to be called toothpaste. https://www.gutkhausa.com/products/ipco-creamy-snuff-115g
Tobacco was / is used astoothcare products in various parts of India.
fingers@reddit
1 product, attached in the middle. Two separate openings.
Adventurous_Ask3513@reddit
Release the Epstein files. Arrest everyone.
Death_Balloons@reddit
Bowling Golf. Like bowling but the size of an 18-hole golf course.
Not mini-golf. Regular golf. With 300-yard oiled wood fairways. Where the hole would be, there are 10 pins instead. Each ball you bowl, one pin is removed. You take your next roll from where the last one stopped, until you hit the pins.
Every ball you roll adds a point to your score. Every pin you knock down at the end of the hole is worth -1. Lowest score across 18 holes wins.
Get_your_grape_juice@reddit
I, uh… I actually love this idea. Given that you have 18 fairways/lanes, are they all uniquely shaped/contoured like golf fairways?
Death_Balloons@reddit
Absolutely. And a few banked edges too for those smooth curved putts.
nbcirlclesthewagon@reddit
Yearly life or death machines for CEOs. They enter a machine asked 10 questions. If they make the unethical choices they die. Make the right choice they keep their over paid job and keep screwing working class.
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
Welcome to the Soviet union, may I get your coat? (THE 10 QUESTIONS ARE ALL WHETHER YOU LIKE STALIN)
Citizenfishy@reddit
Strava for masturbation
echo-tango86@reddit
I know a bcj member when I see one
KSmith454@reddit
Is being the local legend a W or an L in this case? 😂
Citizenfishy@reddit
Either and if you’re fast enough you can get the KUM
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
😭
jameilious@reddit
Arm band that vibrates a different part based on pitch to learn perfect pitch.
KittiesandPlushies@reddit
A device that allows you to pass a verbal message to a car near you through their speakers.
That way you can tell people things such as, “why the fuck are you going 10 under the speed limit?!” or, “Ever heard of using your blinker, asshole?”
ham_plane@reddit
Morse code horns
FredQuan@reddit
I’ll settle for the sign in your back window that either lights up “Thanks” or “Sorry”
jameilious@reddit
I've thought about this. An LED sign. In back and front windows.
Thanks, Sorry, Headlights on, Get back, Get out of middle lane.
Correct-Sail-9642@reddit
You mean like CB radio being used since the 1970s?
KittiesandPlushies@reddit
Essentially, yes lol. But I want to be able to interrupt people’s music or whatever they’re listening to in order to yell, “The left lane is for passing, MOVE OVER!”
If you can’t tell, I live somewhere that is well known for its painfully slow drivers lol. Alternatively, I would also enjoy a device that could instantly teleport slow drivers onto a Texan freeway so they can learn how to drive an appropriate speed in the correct lanes. In my experience in Texas, if you’re going slow on the highway and have out of state plates, people will just try to run you off the road 😭
car_effer_25@reddit
coffee pods inside coffee cups, just poke, add hot water, done. Hot Coffee !!
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
"Why use one cup when you can use two?" Car_effer_25, 2026
car_effer_25@reddit
you didn't get it. These a thin soluble film that pretects the coffee which is at the base of the cup. you don't need 2 cups. just open the lid, poke with the stick that comes with the cup, add hot water, stir with the stick, close the lid. drink.
jckipps@reddit
Use similar chemicals to what are in hand-warmers, but more extreme. There would be two pouches of these chemicals in the walls of the coffee cup, so that when broken together and mixed, they produce an exothermic reaction and heat up the contents of the cup.
Now you can sell a $20 single-use coffee cup that can be filled at any airport drinking fountain. The heat and the coffee are both built in.
car_effer_25@reddit
We don't even need to sell for $20, probably $3 or 4 max is my proposal with just the separation film. With exothermic reactor we're also looking at chemical exposure and safety, plus it drives the cost up way too much.
CatchAllGuy@reddit
This is in my notes for years... great minds think alike😏
car_effer_25@reddit
wanna start a joint venture ?
CatchAllGuy@reddit
Nah.. we will compete
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
Ohh, seems pretty cool, my main concern is that it will prob cost more then buying a cup and a nespresso capsule to their machine, so wouldn't it be hard to convince people to switch? But I do like the vision and ease of use
Objection_Irrelevant@reddit
I’d wager they’re talking more about grab and go, not at home or office where you have a coffeemaker. Like at a convenience store, there can be 25 flavor options, just add water. No need to go stand in line at a coffee shop and pay $8, when you can pay $3 and be on your way just add water.
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
Good point, but at this point might as well buy cafinated drinks or ready cold coffee and warm it up
Objection_Irrelevant@reddit
I mean, already at most convenience stores there are like 5 different options just for regular Coke. Small can, large can, small bottle, large bottle, and fountain. And that’s not even counting if they also have warm 2 liters and 12-packs.
So what’s the harm in another coffee option, particularly since theoretically it offers more than 1 cup of coffee since you just keep adding water. The pods already (allegedly) don’t lose much taste until the 4th or so cup, and that’s a case where they dry out in between cups, but this idea would keep the pod saturated the whole time.
Correct-Sail-9642@reddit
I'm thinking sold almost exclusively in elevator vending machines built right in to the floor selection display. One can only advance to selection after being pitched ideas shot down by the prior occupants who's pitch was shot down by the marketing bot listening in to every exchange without credit given.
realityinflux@reddit
A stick!!?? How many trees have to die for you morning caffeine hit???
car_effer_25@reddit
the stick is soluble.
realityinflux@reddit
Great. Now you're peddling something that could become the perfect, fool-proof, disappearing murder weapon. No thanks.
Far-Fill-4717@reddit
Cometeer is what you're ooking for
queef_nuggets@reddit
Oatmeal that floats. Called Floatmeal.
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
Finally, someone solving some real problems. What happens when you eat it - do you float too?
anastis@reddit
That would be Floatme
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
Okay, now you're just building out an entire product ecosystem. I respect the dedication.
Get_your_grape_juice@reddit
And there’s an erectile dysfunction medication available from the same company:
Floatmeat
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
And how are you familiar with that product kind sir? 🤨
car_effer_25@reddit
floatmeal poops that just float away into space.
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
Have you considered the environmental impact? Floating poop in space is definitely a regulatory issue.
car_effer_25@reddit
where its going, it doesn't need environment..
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
Sure, but what happens when musk is headed to mars? You have to think a bit further ahead...
anastis@reddit
They are just floatmeal Mars bars! Ready to eat!
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
When you phrase it like that...
car_effer_25@reddit
Introducing more jobs, Space Janitors, a highly paid role.
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
Honestly, a blessed outcome with today's ai job market
powderjunkie11@reddit
If your name is Al, it’s floatme,Al
Constant_play0@reddit
IFloat
rawSingularity@reddit
Yes. If you buy the subscription.
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
Let me guess, you are the one selling it?
DoctorGarbanzo@reddit
WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE!
9percentbattery@reddit
Horse paint
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
Horse pain - Unfortunate.
BrokenLeprechaun@reddit
Little hats for you shoes
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
Revolutionary. We're adding unnecessary layers to footwear nobody asked for.
dabman@reddit
The shoelaces would get tucked under the hats and will emulate “hair”.
When not in use, the hat goes where your feet go, stopping tarantulas and scorpions from crawling inside.
legitdickhead1@reddit
Where are you crowd sourcing?
405freeway@reddit
Rootbeer float that's also a meal.
Rootbeer Floatmeal
pm_me_friendfiction@reddit
I'm ready to invest
Exact-Leadership-521@reddit
A&W cousin meal. Root beer float with 2 patties
oiraves@reddit
4 second pitch show.
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
You have my support.
scottcmu@reddit
Oatmeal that you can brag about. Called Gloatmeal.
Get_your_grape_juice@reddit
Oatmeal made from recycled boats.
Boatmeal. High in fiber(glass).
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
Oatmeal high jn protein - Goatmeal.
Toothless-In-Wapping@reddit
Paul suits. For when you need to be Paul
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
You do understand Paula will be SURE Paul is cheating on her with you?
Toothless-In-Wapping@reddit
That’s not the main use of a Paul suit
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
🤷♂️
lordnimnim@reddit
its blind boxes + prediction markets
tocksin@reddit
Clothing lined with water tubes and heat exchanger to keep you cool.
BigVos@reddit
These exist, particularly in auto racing.
Successful-Money4995@reddit
Astronauts, too.
clumsy__jedi@reddit
That’s so cool. What are they called? I want one.
Successful-Money4995@reddit
Paste and copy.
First you choose where, then you choose what.
Often you're already in the place where you want to paste to. So select paste. Then go to what you want to copy. Select copy and it copies, zips back to where you were, and pastes there in one go.
Remarkable-Bit-3578@reddit
Radio game show where contestants call corporations to get stuff. Points for getting higher on management totem, points for free offers and discounts.
spacedragon421@reddit
Now hear me out, tits!
scottcmu@reddit
Big, if true
RestInPillows@reddit
Following
Uranium-Sandwich657@reddit
Username checks out
RestInPillows@reddit
Lmao
Adda717@reddit
Headphones that read your biometric signals and tell what type of mood you are in or what you doing (I.e., working out, running, fighting, sad) and then play music based on that mood. It’s called the soundtrack for life.
Travis, if you are out there this was my idea first back in 2002/2003.
JohnSpikeKelly@reddit
An AI that knows it is way superior than the puny human using it. The AI mocks them continually and belittles every question they ask.
Snoo63@reddit
A game show in an elevator where you have to pitch your idea.
fUwUrry-621@reddit
Onlyslams. Watch hot women wrestle WWE style.
housevil@reddit
Remote control that activates another driver's airbags.
Thel_Vadem@reddit
Baseball
EconomistOk4323@reddit
Hold music for when you’re in natural conversations and need a moment to process things
Anubis-Hound@reddit
Microdosing cocaine
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
What about Microsofting cocaine? Personal favorite of mine...
wewerecreaturres@reddit
I’m more of a macrodose kinda guy
SmokeyMcDoogles@reddit
Gumbo served over jambalaya. Gumbolaya.
wewerecreaturres@reddit
I support this
x_BlueDragon_x@reddit
A ‘skip intro’ button for real life conversations.
Chemical_Support4748@reddit
Crap on your face.. Buy my wet wipes
sir_duckingtale@reddit
Decentralised radio and wireless networks so every phone becomes both sender and receiver at the same time we so can create local networks on the whim and easily get into contact with our neighbours
Or the cute girl/boy that just walked by
We’ll call it
The Aether Project
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
Same tech the AirTag is built on
sir_duckingtale@reddit
Might be
I was more thinking a mashup between walkie talkies and AirDrop being always on for everyone
So a mixture of classic radio but so that you are both sender and receiver and some sort of Blutooth/WiFi WLAN meshnetwork as you mentioned
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
Yeah it sounds pretty cool, my project was more SOS focused when using this tech, but everyday use it also ofc an option. Only issue is that there are cases when there aren't enough people around you to send a message, or in between me and you for example, there is a desert so no one is there to help the message go through cus its based on proximity for the mesh to work... but really cool idea nevertheless!
sir_duckingtale@reddit
Yeah, but it would be revolutionary for big cities or festivals
Which is exactly why we won’t ever see it as even AirDrop got nerfed which basically offered the same functionality the analogue radio transmitter and receiver non withstanding
Heck, iPhones don’t even have a built in FM chip to basically lock you into paid services only
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
You're right, It's just disappointing.
sir_duckingtale@reddit
We’ll call it The Web of God
WoG
The W O G
Or BFG
The BIG FUCKING WEB OF GOD
We’ll be in jail and suiciding ourselves in no time just like Aaron Swartz
sir_duckingtale@reddit
I’m just disappointed it hasn’t been done yet
And the few attempts of doing so like peer to peer networks, always on AirDrop or even sharing your WLan with your neighbours and creating some form of local mesh network got all pulled down real quickly
Almost like those technologies go against the very nature and fundament our modern societies are build upon
Which is rather hierarich
I mean China wanted Apple to pull always on AirDrop in their country
And now it has vanished on the Software side all over the world?
As if we are discouraged to share by design and everything must go through the appropriate channels
Just that nature isn’t built that way
And life
Finds a way
Some way or another
sir_duckingtale@reddit
Like that worldwide free energy network of Tesla?
How to let the customers pay and meter it?
So it got axed
Same with peer to peer networks or the fundamental idea of the internet to share and copy information at virtual no cost
And what happened?
$9.99 downloads on iTunes?!?
That’s the very rape of the idea and those ideas the Internet and Information Age were founded upon!!!
Blockchain?!
To fucking lay information that is basically free in chains and sell pictures that are basically copy able perfectly and endlessly for near zero cost for millions upon millions to one user?!?
That’s the very FUCKING RAPE of the ideals and ideas of those people who created ALL OF THIS
Fucking the founder of Reddit Schwartz would turn in his grave
And what happened with the few applications and good things like avatars and art that whole Fiasko created
Gone
Like Reddits blockchain
Information on the Internet should be free.
That’s why it was created in the first place.
sir_duckingtale@reddit
We once had an idea to share the information of the world for free for EVERYONE.
Not sell and buy fucking digital files of movies they don’t even let you screen grab or alter on your FUCKING DEVICES YOU BOUGHT YOURSELF ON THE FUCKING ISTORE.
Or paying 100 bucks a month for a library of movies and several of them were half and more of the files you want are missing and not even fucking DVD menus exist anymore.
Fucking joke it has become.
Like those fucking jerks from that Jurassic World movie imprisoning that data and dinos on that fucking volcanoe in the form of an Apple Park that stole the data and creates fucking giant grasshoppers to destroy fields upon fields of agriculture and nature and data.
Fucking joke all of this turned into.
A big. FUCKING JOKE.
ham_plane@reddit
This is Pied Piper before the compression algo
sir_duckingtale@reddit
Was Pied Piper the company in Silicon Valley?
Those guys who invented that algorithm that accidentally cracked all the encryption?
How is the idea like that?
Am I wrong?
Was it some kind of Software or idea they created?
We have the native story of the pied piper here in Germany and Austria
Der Rattenfänger von Hameln
sir_duckingtale@reddit
Some kind of compression algorithm I see
Creating some form of decentralised internet in it’s wake
How did it work?
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
Haha sounds cool, and the tech alr exists, I myself worked on some cool project with it - its called Bluetooth mesh network
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sir_duckingtale@reddit
Ok
One more try AutoMod
It needs that epic name
The Aether Project
Or Worldwide Radio
Or the Good Vibes Project
Stuff like that
It would basically be AirDrop for everyone with a combination of mini AM/FM chips and senders and receivers and your technology combined
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Twice_Knightley@reddit
Lighten Up A Hole
anonymously send anal bleach to people who need to lighten up.
RRumpleTeazzer@reddit
facebook, but for dogs.
UnfittedMink@reddit
Tiny classified ads.
thechampaignlife@reddit
Actual classified ads. Gotta have security clearance to read or they'll be redacted.
snyderman3000@reddit
A social media network that shows you nothing except posts from accounts you follow in chronological order. No algorithm. You decide what you want to see. Your feed as an “end.”
afcagroo@reddit
Facial un-recognition glasses. They detect any device that can do facial recognition and project a face image of your choice at them.
Zenith-Astralis@reddit
The French call it "the guillotine"
fingers@reddit
Yoga studio in a bag.
Zendo in a bag.
Get_your_grape_juice@reddit
The Hand-off Horn.
In a traffic jam? When you press your horn, the horn on your car won’t make a sound. Instead, it sends a wireless signal to the car ahead of you, which passes the signal to the next car up and so on, until it reaches the car nearest the source of the traffic jam, and that car’s horn honks.
You get to register your anger with (and at) the source of the jam, without upsetting the person in front of you who’s just as stuck and frustrated.
ham_plane@reddit
https://xkcd.com/1425/
band-of-horses@reddit
Genetically engineered miniature dolphins for your home aquarium.
The idea sells itself.
ham_plane@reddit
Many people do lack porpoise in their lives
Jellodyne@reddit
Potbelly porpoises
Eggs-Benny@reddit
OnlyCats
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
What about PawsFinder?
mondaysleeper@reddit
Reusable toilet paper
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
You alr have rocket book - reusable notebooks made from rocks, why not just use them as toilet paper as well? You have you think more economically dude...
CoderJoe1@reddit
Pneumatic tubes instead of elevators.
Correct-Sail-9642@reddit
But what happens when tubeless people start sleeping in the free tubes like some sort of free housing hack? Surely there would need to be some sort of tube limiting system
CoderJoe1@reddit
That would suck
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
Do larger people fit? Do you need different tube sizes? Are we really segmenting by body type now?
xblackout_@reddit
Wikipedia but no deletes
CmdrJorgs@reddit
Giant single-piece cereal. Froot Loop, Lucky Charm, Cocoa Puff, Fruity Boulder
Sleepdprived@reddit
I have two ideas for projects that will reverse climate change, I plan on initiating with algae farms for food production for livestock as well as human dietary supplements, and then use that money to launch power free radiant cooling units that will boost existing air conditioning, refrigerators/freezers, including industrial cooling, supermarket refrigeration, and walk ins for restaurants.
The end goal is to scrub millions of tons of co2 from the atmosphere, reduce the energy consumption of all commercial cooling use, and eventually cooling the oceans with oceanic chillers that fortify cold water currents and prevent their collapse.
BAG1@reddit
It's a mat, with conclusions. And you JUMP... to conclusions.
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MouldyBobs@reddit
"Who are you and why do you think I'm working on a project?"
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
I am him, and I know you are working on one and just trying to deceive me
concernedfrend12312@reddit
Nuclear deterrent for self defense.
Historical-State-275@reddit
Hear me out: trained Ants-with-tasers security force.
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
I lost you in Ants.
upvoter222@reddit
Hear me out: trained aunts-with-tasers security force.
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
Appreciate you taking the time to repeat that, I now lost you in aunts.
Get_your_grape_juice@reddit
Hear me out: train dance-with-tasers security force.
FletchWazzle@reddit
Robot that darns socks
realityinflux@reddit
Robot cozies made from recycled socks.
realityinflux@reddit
I got nothin'. If your life works for you, right now, you're good. Have a nice day.
ShankThatSnitch@reddit
Give me money, and I give you more money back.
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
Nigerian prince, is that you?
Ben-Goldberg@reddit
Create mutant bacteria that infect mosquitoes and prevent them (the mosquitoes) from being infected by malaria.
There are already bacteria that do this, poorly.
If you change some of these bacteria to produce the same mosquito bait that malaria uses to make mosquitoes bite infected humans, the bacteria will be better able to spread amongst mosquitoes.
Professional-Term580@reddit
Blocking Preply from ever advertising on reddit again.
InterestingHawk1242@reddit
Hahaha it is actually getting out of hand with all of the preply ages everywhere
bladezaim@reddit
An android from the future is mistaken for a long lost elf prince. King Arthur meet Terminator.
BBWolf326@reddit
Remove linear progression in schools to save society.
carrot_mcfaddon@reddit
Embrace open world schooling.
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
Your college admissions essay just got a lot more interesting.
Brandoncarsonart@reddit
I started writing it in kindergarten
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
Rookie... my mouse started writing MY application when I was 2 months old
Brandoncarsonart@reddit
It's non linear so when it was started is arbitrary. Not rookie just a different approach.
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
Whatever helps you sleep at night, rookie 😉
Brandoncarsonart@reddit
Woah, you got me good
FormalPack7187@reddit
Ai slop
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
No need for anymore of that XD
Mundane-Caregiver169@reddit
AI sloppy joes.
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
There is absolute need for more of that
barebonesbarbie@reddit
Hats for noses 👃
MonkeyBrains09@reddit
I want a show called the pitch-n-pitch model after the conference in the book Starter Villain
InnerPepperInspector@reddit
I created an dating app using AI called Lovefinderrz
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
Hahaha no way you actually did it 😂 Dude it literally says "Do not develop my app" on his forehead!!
I_AM_DEATH-INCARNATE@reddit
Whistles that stop the clock. No more reviewing play stoppages in basketball to figure out 10ths of a second.
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
Honestly, that's kinda smart af. Whenever the whistle is blown, it triggers a radio transmitter or smth that the clock will recieve almost instantly and stop.
Objection_Irrelevant@reddit
A retractable awning within your car door so you can close your umbrella under it without getting soaked.
TwoWarm700@reddit
Potential to make a significant dent in global unemployment
DM me if interested
Walfy07@reddit
Wessford
Boring-Kangaroo-6222@reddit
Bikini models use flamethrowers to launch illegally-large fireworks. Want to know more?
gtslade22@reddit
Cripple nematode. Learn how make synapse. Cure dementia
PseudocodeRed@reddit
Waffle Iron Rental Service. Everyone loves waffles, but who wants to invest in a waffle iron? For $8 we will drop one off at your house for you to use for the day.
andthenifellasleep@reddit
It's online grocery shopping, but it's delivered to other people, they rent it off you
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
Wait, help me understand: you buy groceries online and rent them to other people? But groceries are consumables... do they return them after eating? LOL am I misunderstanding what you meant? Cus I would love to return my alr eaten food to anyone for some extra cash
andthenifellasleep@reddit
Not everyone can be a food owner. "Buynmy own ham, outright, in this economy?"
andthenifellasleep@reddit
You still have the food inside of you. I'd guess after about 18 hours you have ejected most of the surplus fibre, but you keep a lot of the protein and fat. The carbs get burnt pretty quick.
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
So you can prob at least get some refund for the fibre... sure beats no refund.
glordicus1@reddit
Ternary computing using magnetic logic, +ve, -ve, off
andthenifellasleep@reddit
Is it turned off? Positive
dodeca_negative@reddit
Water soluble swimsuits
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
Does it come in different dissolution speeds? Slow dissolve for casual swimmers, fast dissolve for... exhibitionists?
dodeca_negative@reddit
No, but it’s extremely sensitive to trace amounts of alcohol in sweat
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
😂
meatmcguffin@reddit
Instead of two teams playing one game of sport, use quantum physics to split reality into thousands of simultaneous games with slight variations.
After all the different realities are collapsed, the team who won the most games is declared the winner and the most entertaining game (as voted by the spectators) is shown on TV.
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
This is peak startup energy: take something that works, add quantum physics, and call it innovation.
BigOldBee@reddit
One long belt loop
RestInPillows@reddit
Why?
BigOldBee@reddit
Less is more
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
I respect commitment to minimalism, but this ain't it.
nothing_911@reddit
Tuxedos for birds.
derekclysdale@reddit
Slower elevators.
dapterail@reddit
misread as shower elevators. would work in beach hotels!
derekclysdale@reddit
lol
shponglespore@reddit
Brilliant move combining shower thoughts with elevator pitches!
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
Maybe... But no, you don't need more time - you nailed it in 5 seconds.
elliottcable@reddit
More dogs.
Measure76@reddit
Volunteer gynecology
rand3289@reddit
Are you not afraid to see things you can not unsee?
Uranium-Sandwich657@reddit
Hazards of the occupation
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
"Free healthcare" is finally being taken seriously by someone, thank you!
fieldsofanfieldroad@reddit
Drugs. The downside is tomorrow's problem.
RestInPillows@reddit
Sold, I'll take two please
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
Innovative business model. I'll pass, but I respect the 5-second pitch efficiency. Next! 😉
nothing_in_my_mind@reddit
Free cats for everyone.
shponglespore@reddit
The status quo?
RepairBudget@reddit
I'll take one
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
Seriously? Cats??? Might as well offer floating cat's puke and it'll be more popular
tricks_23@reddit
"Elevators, taking you up in the world!"
JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)
😆