Elevator Pitch: 5 Seconds to get me intrested in your project.

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

Also: survivor with no but (pun intended)

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StupidSidewalk@reddit

Hookers cocaine and blackjack.

Only need 4.

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Jellodyne@reddit

Seams like a step back from the mouse motocycles I read about as a child

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Tiny_Connection1507@reddit

I just heard a mouse on a motorcycle not 10 minutes ago!!

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Bold. But have you considered the target market's attention span? They'll forget what they're doing halfway through. Or is that what you're counting on when trying to sell it to them and they returning to you to buy more??

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POWRranger@reddit

Cat toys exist even though we've had boxes for a long time. Pet stuff sells if it's cute

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realityinflux@reddit

The target market is cats. Mice on bicycles is Meals on Wheels.

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

I like the way you think - you're hired to help us designs the new revolution in mice transportation

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hippopotapistachio@reddit

MOUSE ADEROL

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crazybutthole@reddit

These would do better in asia

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

No doubt.

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HeadLow5768@reddit

no one want to play monopol, not be dealt money at the start and told.. just wait till you pass go.

join credits backed by people today, cbbp.link

equality means equal opportunity

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mixesmetaphors@reddit

Bottled water that tastes like it came from a garden hose

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

Get this men a Nobel prize.

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aGuyNamedScrunchie@reddit

Vaguely adversarial weather app

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grsims20@reddit

Already done! https://thefuckingweather.fun/

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VistaLaRiver@reddit

90s mode is absolutely fantastic

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habibexpress@reddit

Brilliant! Now if only there was an app

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seswaroto@reddit

Try Carrot Weather on IOS

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car_effer_25@reddit

ask claude codd to build one for you.

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runonandonandonanon@reddit

Cod don't have a good understanding of weather, it would just be like "ITS WET" every day.

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V_endeatta@reddit

What the forecast?! Is an app

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SteevIrwin@reddit

Rent-a-dog

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NotRelevantQuestion@reddit

Caffeine and melatonin toothpaste. 1 for morning, 1 for night. Gotta buy both!

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Shawarma123@reddit

This already exists in Duo toothpaste

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on_the_other_hand_@reddit

This used to be called toothpaste. https://www.gutkhausa.com/products/ipco-creamy-snuff-115g

Tobacco was / is used astoothcare products in various parts of India.

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fingers@reddit

1 product, attached in the middle. Two separate openings.

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Adventurous_Ask3513@reddit

Release the Epstein files. Arrest everyone.

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Death_Balloons@reddit

Bowling Golf. Like bowling but the size of an 18-hole golf course.

Not mini-golf. Regular golf. With 300-yard oiled wood fairways. Where the hole would be, there are 10 pins instead. Each ball you bowl, one pin is removed. You take your next roll from where the last one stopped, until you hit the pins.

Every ball you roll adds a point to your score. Every pin you knock down at the end of the hole is worth -1. Lowest score across 18 holes wins.

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Get_your_grape_juice@reddit

I, uh… I actually love this idea. Given that you have 18 fairways/lanes, are they all uniquely shaped/contoured like golf fairways?

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Death_Balloons@reddit

Absolutely. And a few banked edges too for those smooth curved putts.

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nbcirlclesthewagon@reddit

Yearly life or death machines for CEOs. They enter a machine asked 10 questions. If they make the unethical choices they die. Make the right choice they keep their over paid job and keep screwing working class.

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

Welcome to the Soviet union, may I get your coat? (THE 10 QUESTIONS ARE ALL WHETHER YOU LIKE STALIN)

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Citizenfishy@reddit

Strava for masturbation

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echo-tango86@reddit

I know a bcj member when I see one

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KSmith454@reddit

Is being the local legend a W or an L in this case? 😂

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Citizenfishy@reddit

Either and if you’re fast enough you can get the KUM

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

😭

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jameilious@reddit

Arm band that vibrates a different part based on pitch to learn perfect pitch.

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KittiesandPlushies@reddit

A device that allows you to pass a verbal message to a car near you through their speakers.

That way you can tell people things such as, “why the fuck are you going 10 under the speed limit?!” or, “Ever heard of using your blinker, asshole?”

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ham_plane@reddit

Morse code horns

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FredQuan@reddit

I’ll settle for the sign in your back window that either lights up “Thanks” or “Sorry”

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jameilious@reddit

I've thought about this. An LED sign. In back and front windows.

Thanks, Sorry, Headlights on, Get back, Get out of middle lane.

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Correct-Sail-9642@reddit

You mean like CB radio being used since the 1970s?

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KittiesandPlushies@reddit

Essentially, yes lol. But I want to be able to interrupt people’s music or whatever they’re listening to in order to yell, “The left lane is for passing, MOVE OVER!”

If you can’t tell, I live somewhere that is well known for its painfully slow drivers lol. Alternatively, I would also enjoy a device that could instantly teleport slow drivers onto a Texan freeway so they can learn how to drive an appropriate speed in the correct lanes. In my experience in Texas, if you’re going slow on the highway and have out of state plates, people will just try to run you off the road 😭

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car_effer_25@reddit

coffee pods inside coffee cups, just poke, add hot water, done. Hot Coffee !!

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

"Why use one cup when you can use two?" Car_effer_25, 2026

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car_effer_25@reddit

you didn't get it. These a thin soluble film that pretects the coffee which is at the base of the cup. you don't need 2 cups. just open the lid, poke with the stick that comes with the cup, add hot water, stir with the stick, close the lid. drink.

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jckipps@reddit

Use similar chemicals to what are in hand-warmers, but more extreme. There would be two pouches of these chemicals in the walls of the coffee cup, so that when broken together and mixed, they produce an exothermic reaction and heat up the contents of the cup.

Now you can sell a $20 single-use coffee cup that can be filled at any airport drinking fountain. The heat and the coffee are both built in.

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car_effer_25@reddit

We don't even need to sell for $20, probably $3 or 4 max is my proposal with just the separation film. With exothermic reactor we're also looking at chemical exposure and safety, plus it drives the cost up way too much.

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CatchAllGuy@reddit

This is in my notes for years... great minds think alike😏

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car_effer_25@reddit

wanna start a joint venture ?

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CatchAllGuy@reddit

Nah.. we will compete

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

Ohh, seems pretty cool, my main concern is that it will prob cost more then buying a cup and a nespresso capsule to their machine, so wouldn't it be hard to convince people to switch? But I do like the vision and ease of use

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Objection_Irrelevant@reddit

I’d wager they’re talking more about grab and go, not at home or office where you have a coffeemaker. Like at a convenience store, there can be 25 flavor options, just add water. No need to go stand in line at a coffee shop and pay $8, when you can pay $3 and be on your way just add water.

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

Good point, but at this point might as well buy cafinated drinks or ready cold coffee and warm it up

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Objection_Irrelevant@reddit

I mean, already at most convenience stores there are like 5 different options just for regular Coke. Small can, large can, small bottle, large bottle, and fountain. And that’s not even counting if they also have warm 2 liters and 12-packs.

So what’s the harm in another coffee option, particularly since theoretically it offers more than 1 cup of coffee since you just keep adding water. The pods already (allegedly) don’t lose much taste until the 4th or so cup, and that’s a case where they dry out in between cups, but this idea would keep the pod saturated the whole time.

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Correct-Sail-9642@reddit

I'm thinking sold almost exclusively in elevator vending machines built right in to the floor selection display. One can only advance to selection after being pitched ideas shot down by the prior occupants who's pitch was shot down by the marketing bot listening in to every exchange without credit given.

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realityinflux@reddit

A stick!!?? How many trees have to die for you morning caffeine hit???

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car_effer_25@reddit

the stick is soluble.

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realityinflux@reddit

Great. Now you're peddling something that could become the perfect, fool-proof, disappearing murder weapon. No thanks.

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Far-Fill-4717@reddit

Cometeer is what you're ooking for

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queef_nuggets@reddit

Oatmeal that floats. Called Floatmeal.

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

Finally, someone solving some real problems. What happens when you eat it - do you float too?

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anastis@reddit

That would be Floatme

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

Okay, now you're just building out an entire product ecosystem. I respect the dedication.

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Get_your_grape_juice@reddit

And there’s an erectile dysfunction medication available from the same company:

Floatmeat

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

And how are you familiar with that product kind sir? 🤨

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car_effer_25@reddit

floatmeal poops that just float away into space.

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

Have you considered the environmental impact? Floating poop in space is definitely a regulatory issue.

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car_effer_25@reddit

where its going, it doesn't need environment..

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

Sure, but what happens when musk is headed to mars? You have to think a bit further ahead...

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anastis@reddit

They are just floatmeal Mars bars! Ready to eat!

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

When you phrase it like that...

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car_effer_25@reddit

Introducing more jobs, Space Janitors, a highly paid role.

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

Honestly, a blessed outcome with today's ai job market

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powderjunkie11@reddit

If your name is Al, it’s floatme,Al

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Constant_play0@reddit

IFloat

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rawSingularity@reddit

Yes. If you buy the subscription.

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

Let me guess, you are the one selling it?

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DoctorGarbanzo@reddit

WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE!

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9percentbattery@reddit

Horse paint

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

Horse pain - Unfortunate.

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BrokenLeprechaun@reddit

Little hats for you shoes

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

Revolutionary. We're adding unnecessary layers to footwear nobody asked for.

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dabman@reddit

The shoelaces would get tucked under the hats and will emulate “hair”.

When not in use, the hat goes where your feet go, stopping tarantulas and scorpions from crawling inside.

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legitdickhead1@reddit

Where are you crowd sourcing?

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405freeway@reddit

Rootbeer float that's also a meal.

Rootbeer Floatmeal

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pm_me_friendfiction@reddit

I'm ready to invest

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Exact-Leadership-521@reddit

A&W cousin meal. Root beer float with 2 patties

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oiraves@reddit

4 second pitch show.

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

You have my support.

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scottcmu@reddit

Oatmeal that you can brag about. Called Gloatmeal.

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Get_your_grape_juice@reddit

Oatmeal made from recycled boats.

Boatmeal. High in fiber(glass).

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

Oatmeal high jn protein - Goatmeal.

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Toothless-In-Wapping@reddit

Paul suits. For when you need to be Paul

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

You do understand Paula will be SURE Paul is cheating on her with you?

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Toothless-In-Wapping@reddit

That’s not the main use of a Paul suit

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

🤷‍♂️

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lordnimnim@reddit

its blind boxes + prediction markets

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tocksin@reddit

Clothing lined with water tubes and heat exchanger to keep you cool.

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BigVos@reddit

These exist, particularly in auto racing.

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Successful-Money4995@reddit

Astronauts, too.

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clumsy__jedi@reddit

That’s so cool. What are they called? I want one.

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Successful-Money4995@reddit

Paste and copy.

First you choose where, then you choose what.

Often you're already in the place where you want to paste to. So select paste. Then go to what you want to copy. Select copy and it copies, zips back to where you were, and pastes there in one go.

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Remarkable-Bit-3578@reddit

Radio game show where contestants call corporations to get stuff. Points for getting higher on management totem, points for free offers and discounts.

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spacedragon421@reddit

Now hear me out, tits!

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scottcmu@reddit

Big, if true

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RestInPillows@reddit

Following

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Uranium-Sandwich657@reddit

Username checks out

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RestInPillows@reddit

Lmao

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Adda717@reddit

Headphones that read your biometric signals and tell what type of mood you are in or what you doing (I.e., working out, running, fighting, sad) and then play music based on that mood. It’s called the soundtrack for life.

Travis, if you are out there this was my idea first back in 2002/2003.

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JohnSpikeKelly@reddit

An AI that knows it is way superior than the puny human using it. The AI mocks them continually and belittles every question they ask.

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Snoo63@reddit

A game show in an elevator where you have to pitch your idea.

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fUwUrry-621@reddit

Onlyslams. Watch hot women wrestle WWE style.

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housevil@reddit

Remote control that activates another driver's airbags.

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Thel_Vadem@reddit

Baseball

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EconomistOk4323@reddit

Hold music for when you’re in natural conversations and need a moment to process things

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Anubis-Hound@reddit

Microdosing cocaine

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

What about Microsofting cocaine? Personal favorite of mine...

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wewerecreaturres@reddit

I’m more of a macrodose kinda guy

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SmokeyMcDoogles@reddit

Gumbo served over jambalaya. Gumbolaya.

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wewerecreaturres@reddit

I support this

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x_BlueDragon_x@reddit

A ‘skip intro’ button for real life conversations.

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Chemical_Support4748@reddit

Crap on your face.. Buy my wet wipes

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sir_duckingtale@reddit

Decentralised radio and wireless networks so every phone becomes both sender and receiver at the same time we so can create local networks on the whim and easily get into contact with our neighbours

Or the cute girl/boy that just walked by

We’ll call it

The Aether Project

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

Same tech the AirTag is built on

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sir_duckingtale@reddit

Might be

I was more thinking a mashup between walkie talkies and AirDrop being always on for everyone

So a mixture of classic radio but so that you are both sender and receiver and some sort of Blutooth/WiFi WLAN meshnetwork as you mentioned

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

Yeah it sounds pretty cool, my project was more SOS focused when using this tech, but everyday use it also ofc an option. Only issue is that there are cases when there aren't enough people around you to send a message, or in between me and you for example, there is a desert so no one is there to help the message go through cus its based on proximity for the mesh to work... but really cool idea nevertheless!

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sir_duckingtale@reddit

Yeah, but it would be revolutionary for big cities or festivals

Which is exactly why we won’t ever see it as even AirDrop got nerfed which basically offered the same functionality the analogue radio transmitter and receiver non withstanding

Heck, iPhones don’t even have a built in FM chip to basically lock you into paid services only

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

You're right, It's just disappointing.

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sir_duckingtale@reddit

We’ll call it The Web of God

WoG

The W O G

Or BFG

The BIG FUCKING WEB OF GOD

We’ll be in jail and suiciding ourselves in no time just like Aaron Swartz

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sir_duckingtale@reddit

I’m just disappointed it hasn’t been done yet

And the few attempts of doing so like peer to peer networks, always on AirDrop or even sharing your WLan with your neighbours and creating some form of local mesh network got all pulled down real quickly

Almost like those technologies go against the very nature and fundament our modern societies are build upon

Which is rather hierarich

I mean China wanted Apple to pull always on AirDrop in their country

And now it has vanished on the Software side all over the world?

As if we are discouraged to share by design and everything must go through the appropriate channels

Just that nature isn’t built that way

And life

Finds a way

Some way or another

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sir_duckingtale@reddit

Like that worldwide free energy network of Tesla?

How to let the customers pay and meter it?

So it got axed

Same with peer to peer networks or the fundamental idea of the internet to share and copy information at virtual no cost

And what happened?

$9.99 downloads on iTunes?!?

That’s the very rape of the idea and those ideas the Internet and Information Age were founded upon!!!

Blockchain?!

To fucking lay information that is basically free in chains and sell pictures that are basically copy able perfectly and endlessly for near zero cost for millions upon millions to one user?!?

That’s the very FUCKING RAPE of the ideals and ideas of those people who created ALL OF THIS

Fucking the founder of Reddit Schwartz would turn in his grave

And what happened with the few applications and good things like avatars and art that whole Fiasko created

Gone

Like Reddits blockchain

Information on the Internet should be free.

That’s why it was created in the first place.

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sir_duckingtale@reddit

We once had an idea to share the information of the world for free for EVERYONE.

Not sell and buy fucking digital files of movies they don’t even let you screen grab or alter on your FUCKING DEVICES YOU BOUGHT YOURSELF ON THE FUCKING ISTORE.

Or paying 100 bucks a month for a library of movies and several of them were half and more of the files you want are missing and not even fucking DVD menus exist anymore.

Fucking joke it has become.

Like those fucking jerks from that Jurassic World movie imprisoning that data and dinos on that fucking volcanoe in the form of an Apple Park that stole the data and creates fucking giant grasshoppers to destroy fields upon fields of agriculture and nature and data.

Fucking joke all of this turned into.

A big. FUCKING JOKE.

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ham_plane@reddit

This is Pied Piper before the compression algo

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sir_duckingtale@reddit

Was Pied Piper the company in Silicon Valley?

Those guys who invented that algorithm that accidentally cracked all the encryption?

How is the idea like that?

Am I wrong?

Was it some kind of Software or idea they created?

We have the native story of the pied piper here in Germany and Austria

Der Rattenfänger von Hameln

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sir_duckingtale@reddit

Some kind of compression algorithm I see

Creating some form of decentralised internet in it’s wake

How did it work?

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

Haha sounds cool, and the tech alr exists, I myself worked on some cool project with it - its called Bluetooth mesh network

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deleted_by_reddit@reddit

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deleted_by_reddit@reddit

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sir_duckingtale@reddit

Ok

One more try AutoMod

It needs that epic name

The Aether Project

Or Worldwide Radio

Or the Good Vibes Project

Stuff like that

It would basically be AirDrop for everyone with a combination of mini AM/FM chips and senders and receivers and your technology combined

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Twice_Knightley@reddit

Lighten Up A Hole

anonymously send anal bleach to people who need to lighten up.

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RRumpleTeazzer@reddit

facebook, but for dogs.

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UnfittedMink@reddit

Tiny classified ads.

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thechampaignlife@reddit

Actual classified ads. Gotta have security clearance to read or they'll be redacted.

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snyderman3000@reddit

A social media network that shows you nothing except posts from accounts you follow in chronological order. No algorithm. You decide what you want to see. Your feed as an “end.”

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afcagroo@reddit

Facial un-recognition glasses. They detect any device that can do facial recognition and project a face image of your choice at them.

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Zenith-Astralis@reddit

The French call it "the guillotine"

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fingers@reddit

Yoga studio in a bag.

Zendo in a bag.

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Get_your_grape_juice@reddit

The Hand-off Horn.

In a traffic jam? When you press your horn, the horn on your car won’t make a sound. Instead, it sends a wireless signal to the car ahead of you, which passes the signal to the next car up and so on, until it reaches the car nearest the source of the traffic jam, and that car’s horn honks.

You get to register your anger with (and at) the source of the jam, without upsetting the person in front of you who’s just as stuck and frustrated.

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ham_plane@reddit

until it reaches the car nearest the source of the traffic jam

https://xkcd.com/1425/

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band-of-horses@reddit

Genetically engineered miniature dolphins for your home aquarium.

The idea sells itself.

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ham_plane@reddit

Many people do lack porpoise in their lives

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Jellodyne@reddit

Potbelly porpoises

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Eggs-Benny@reddit

OnlyCats

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

What about PawsFinder?

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mondaysleeper@reddit

Reusable toilet paper

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

You alr have rocket book - reusable notebooks made from rocks, why not just use them as toilet paper as well? You have you think more economically dude...

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CoderJoe1@reddit

Pneumatic tubes instead of elevators.

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Correct-Sail-9642@reddit

But what happens when tubeless people start sleeping in the free tubes like some sort of free housing hack? Surely there would need to be some sort of tube limiting system

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CoderJoe1@reddit

That would suck

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

Do larger people fit? Do you need different tube sizes? Are we really segmenting by body type now?

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xblackout_@reddit

Wikipedia but no deletes

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CmdrJorgs@reddit

Giant single-piece cereal. Froot Loop, Lucky Charm, Cocoa Puff, Fruity Boulder

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Sleepdprived@reddit

I have two ideas for projects that will reverse climate change, I plan on initiating with algae farms for food production for livestock as well as human dietary supplements, and then use that money to launch power free radiant cooling units that will boost existing air conditioning, refrigerators/freezers, including industrial cooling, supermarket refrigeration, and walk ins for restaurants.

The end goal is to scrub millions of tons of co2 from the atmosphere, reduce the energy consumption of all commercial cooling use, and eventually cooling the oceans with oceanic chillers that fortify cold water currents and prevent their collapse.

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BAG1@reddit

It's a mat, with conclusions. And you JUMP... to conclusions.

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MouldyBobs@reddit

"Who are you and why do you think I'm working on a project?"

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

I am him, and I know you are working on one and just trying to deceive me

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concernedfrend12312@reddit

Nuclear deterrent for self defense.

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Historical-State-275@reddit

Hear me out: trained Ants-with-tasers security force.

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

I lost you in Ants.

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upvoter222@reddit

Hear me out: trained aunts-with-tasers security force.

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

Appreciate you taking the time to repeat that, I now lost you in aunts.

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Get_your_grape_juice@reddit

Hear me out: train dance-with-tasers security force.

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FletchWazzle@reddit

Robot that darns socks

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realityinflux@reddit

Robot cozies made from recycled socks.

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realityinflux@reddit

I got nothin'. If your life works for you, right now, you're good. Have a nice day.

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ShankThatSnitch@reddit

Give me money, and I give you more money back.

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

Nigerian prince, is that you?

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Ben-Goldberg@reddit

Create mutant bacteria that infect mosquitoes and prevent them (the mosquitoes) from being infected by malaria.

There are already bacteria that do this, poorly.

If you change some of these bacteria to produce the same mosquito bait that malaria uses to make mosquitoes bite infected humans, the bacteria will be better able to spread amongst mosquitoes.

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Professional-Term580@reddit

Blocking Preply from ever advertising on reddit again.

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InterestingHawk1242@reddit

Hahaha it is actually getting out of hand with all of the preply ages everywhere

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bladezaim@reddit

An android from the future is mistaken for a long lost elf prince. King Arthur meet Terminator.

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BBWolf326@reddit

Remove linear progression in schools to save society.

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carrot_mcfaddon@reddit

Embrace open world schooling.

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

Your college admissions essay just got a lot more interesting.

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Brandoncarsonart@reddit

I started writing it in kindergarten

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

Rookie... my mouse started writing MY application when I was 2 months old

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Brandoncarsonart@reddit

It's non linear so when it was started is arbitrary. Not rookie just a different approach.

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

Whatever helps you sleep at night, rookie 😉

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Brandoncarsonart@reddit

Woah, you got me good

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FormalPack7187@reddit

Ai slop

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

No need for anymore of that XD

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Mundane-Caregiver169@reddit

AI sloppy joes.

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

There is absolute need for more of that

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barebonesbarbie@reddit

Hats for noses 👃

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MonkeyBrains09@reddit

I want a show called the pitch-n-pitch model after the conference in the book Starter Villain

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InnerPepperInspector@reddit

I created an dating app using AI called Lovefinderrz

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

Hahaha no way you actually did it 😂 Dude it literally says "Do not develop my app" on his forehead!!

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I_AM_DEATH-INCARNATE@reddit

Whistles that stop the clock. No more reviewing play stoppages in basketball to figure out 10ths of a second.

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

Honestly, that's kinda smart af. Whenever the whistle is blown, it triggers a radio transmitter or smth that the clock will recieve almost instantly and stop.

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Objection_Irrelevant@reddit

A retractable awning within your car door so you can close your umbrella under it without getting soaked.

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TwoWarm700@reddit

Potential to make a significant dent in global unemployment

DM me if interested

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Walfy07@reddit

Wessford

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Boring-Kangaroo-6222@reddit

Bikini models use flamethrowers to launch illegally-large fireworks. Want to know more?

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gtslade22@reddit

Cripple nematode. Learn how make synapse. Cure dementia

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PseudocodeRed@reddit

Waffle Iron Rental Service. Everyone loves waffles, but who wants to invest in a waffle iron? For $8 we will drop one off at your house for you to use for the day.

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andthenifellasleep@reddit

It's online grocery shopping, but it's delivered to other people, they rent it off you

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

Wait, help me understand: you buy groceries online and rent them to other people? But groceries are consumables... do they return them after eating? LOL am I misunderstanding what you meant? Cus I would love to return my alr eaten food to anyone for some extra cash

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andthenifellasleep@reddit

Not everyone can be a food owner. "Buynmy own ham, outright, in this economy?"

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andthenifellasleep@reddit

You still have the food inside of you. I'd guess after about 18 hours you have ejected most of the surplus fibre, but you keep a lot of the protein and fat. The carbs get burnt pretty quick.

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

So you can prob at least get some refund for the fibre... sure beats no refund.

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glordicus1@reddit

Ternary computing using magnetic logic, +ve, -ve, off

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andthenifellasleep@reddit

Is it turned off? Positive

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dodeca_negative@reddit

Water soluble swimsuits

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

Does it come in different dissolution speeds? Slow dissolve for casual swimmers, fast dissolve for... exhibitionists?

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dodeca_negative@reddit

No, but it’s extremely sensitive to trace amounts of alcohol in sweat

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JustSomeRandomAI@reddit (OP)

😂

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meatmcguffin@reddit

Instead of two teams playing one game of sport, use quantum physics to split reality into thousands of simultaneous games with slight variations.

After all the different realities are collapsed, the team who won the most games is declared the winner and the most entertaining game (as voted by the spectators) is shown on TV.

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