It's the sweater! | TheaterFire

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No-Breadfruit6582@reddit

He fixes the cable?

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BayouBuilder@reddit

Jeff Lebowski though he was the laziest guy in Los Angeles County! Wasn’t so lazy when I got through with him

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jcerv123@reddit

Tone doesn't approve but the dude does

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FangedSloth@reddit

That animal Donny

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Thegoodlife93@reddit

Richie Aprile treats objects like women man!

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Thick_Comedian_6707@reddit

Stay the fuck out of Malibu!

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guiltycitizen@reddit

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TuneLinkette@reddit

Say what you will about the tenants of la cosa nostra, at least it's an ethos.

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allothernamestaken@reddit

*tenets

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TheBigStink6969@reddit

I had to stop by and remind the tenants of la casa nostra, tomorrow’s already the 10th

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allothernamestaken@reddit

Far out, man...

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be_more_gooder@reddit

Just slip the vig under my door.

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marbotty@reddit

We’re not talking about guys who live in a house, dude

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Adventurous_Tower348@reddit

What happened to your house?

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Lynx_Terrible@reddit

He thinks the carpet pissers did this?

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Aspieinblack1986@reddit (OP)

Didn't get ahold of Pudgy Walsh.

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StillGBL@reddit

Shut the fuck up Donny

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Adventurous_Tower348@reddit

I'm sorry. I wasn't listening.

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TuneLinkette@reddit

Fucking autocorrect

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idubbkny@reddit

Urban Achiever?

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Doctor_of_weed@reddit

And proud we are of all of them.

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wompyeyedmadman@reddit

Put the piece away they’re calling the cops

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Doctor_of_weed@reddit

The cops in Malibu are real reactionaries.

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Doctor_of_weed@reddit

A man can truly abide in that cardigan!

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CeaiCaldutDeLaPutin@reddit

D'you ever notice he can drink a white russian in the rain with his hands tied behind his back?

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datsyukianleeks@reddit

Oof madone he looks terrible

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allhaildre@reddit

Uncle Leo?

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SenorPea@reddit

I'll build a ramp up to your ass...drive a green Gran Torino with some rust coloration up there...

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countertrollsource@reddit

I was wondering why all the marmots went quiet.

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Dry_Cable_9828@reddit

I have the Dude's Pendleton sweater!

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Nastynugget@reddit

The crossover I needed.

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Aspieinblack1986@reddit (OP)

Give Bunny $1,000

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allothernamestaken@reddit

These two fix each other's cable

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GingerMullet03@reddit

What, coitus?

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Aspieinblack1986@reddit (OP)

Up in da club.

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SugarMaple56732@reddit

Where you chillin' for the summer, Dude?

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ScrambyEggs79@reddit

....one thousand more?!

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dereksredditaccount@reddit

I’m just gonna go find a cash machine.

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mensachicken@reddit

Looks like Philip Roth.

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EastCoastAlley@reddit

Those Manson lamps really brighten up the place

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LovesToyCars@reddit

FAAAK ME I came here to reference them same lamps'

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deleted_by_reddit@reddit

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downtune79@reddit

Had the almighty Reddit filters not already banned you, I would have relished in the absolute joy of swinging the ban hammer

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lebowski-ModTeam@reddit

No spam (includes T-shirt links)

The Maudes

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Lynx_Terrible@reddit

He's got emotional problems man

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Aspieinblack1986@reddit (OP)

I thought he understood the blight of women.

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Sufficient_Juice2411@reddit

See this, Vito! This is what happens when you fuck a dude in the ass!

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Sufficient_Juice2411@reddit

Vito touched the Dude, Walter?

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Aspieinblack1986@reddit (OP)

Shut the fuck up, Tony B.

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JiveChicken00@reddit

He’s from the old school, man.

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Max_Tongueweight@reddit

It’s The Original Westerley. Still made by Pendleton. Bought one a couple of years ago at an NPS gift shop in the Grand Tetons. $275 USD.

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ItachiTanuki@reddit

Are these the Mafiosi, Walter?

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nick_valdo@reddit

Due said I could take any sweater in the house.

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Virtual-Location-982@reddit

I like your style Dude.

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CaptianBrasiliano@reddit

He was The Dude, Ritchie?

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BlindOtter775@reddit

I don't have time for-

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Adventurous_Tower348@reddit

Wavin' the fuckin' gun around!

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Aramkhutu@reddit

He had a toughest reputation in the Essex county

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KKYBoneAEA@reddit

So what, no fuckin In n Out burger now?

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badatook@reddit

Ooooh!

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thedude34@reddit

Ah yes, fuggetabout it. Thats your answer for everything!

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CamelBusy8847@reddit

So you're Lebowski. Maudie's told me all about you.

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laterite76@reddit

That animal Donnie; I can't even say his name

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Aspieinblack1986@reddit (OP)

Shut the fuck up, Nucky.

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NotYerBoyBlue@reddit

So he says, "My wife's a pain in the ass.

"She's always busting my frigging agates.

"My daughter's married to a loser bastard.

"I got a rash so bad on my ass I can't even sit down.

"But you know me, I can't complain."

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Aggravating_Bat3618@reddit

A jagool loser bastard. Kinda like a Gabagool loser bastard.

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NotYerBoyBlue@reddit

Cured meat? Like a Johnson(ville) sausage?

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Ok-Abbreviations3042@reddit

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BoardsofCanada3@reddit

Your husband Richie, whateva happened there

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Dvd3r1n0@reddit

Please see him Jeffrey, he's a good man, and thorough.

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mjm8218@reddit

And thorough.

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akarokr@reddit

The stolen rug, whatevah happen there.

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china-blast@reddit

It's a wandering uncle job

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biglebowski565@reddit

Junior or June’ or Uncle Junior if you’re not in to the whole brevity thing

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Crackslap@reddit

Lookin good dude

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CampSubject9176@reddit

"Okay sir, you're a Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski, that's terrific, I'm very busy so what can I do for you?"

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RunningPirate@reddit

Beansie, you’re out of your element. Veal parm? Fuck you.

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Franknberry13@reddit

Also, Dude, Gindaloon is not the preferred nomenclature. Italian-American, please.

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Easy_Dinner_6187@reddit

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allothernamestaken@reddit

Holy shit can I buy some pixels?

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Ripper42@reddit

is that like an Eastern thing ?

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Charliet545@reddit

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JoeSeeWhales_3690@reddit

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Charliet545@reddit

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Aspieinblack1986@reddit (OP)

You're gonna build Bunny a ramp, Dude.

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Laugh_Track_Zak@reddit

Yeah well, thats just like, your opinion, ton'

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Charliet545@reddit

How about I build a Lionel, right up to her toe. 🦶

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MrBark@reddit

A toast to El Guapo! Today he is...

...thirty-three years old!

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iB0NZ3@reddit

That dude has abided as much as he can abide, and he ain’t abiding no more.

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Aspieinblack1986@reddit (OP)

Mind if I do a j?

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ChinaCatProphet@reddit

He's in our thing, the dude?

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riptide502@reddit

Uncle Jeff abides.

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Proud-Parsley6072@reddit

You’re felxxxxinnnnnn

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jupitah8@reddit

Tremendous moxie for his size

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Sw33tNectar@reddit

Don't disrespect the pizza parlor

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TheTraveller66@reddit

No man, she hit me here

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Aspieinblack1986@reddit (OP)

Janice...Unda the boardwalk...with a schlong in her mouth

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klangmat@reddit

Far out!