Dude jerking off on 635

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oliverthefish@reddit

No lie, a few months ago I saw a Hispanic guy butt naked on 67 South jacking off while sitting in a white picnic chair on the median. I honestly thought someone was goin to run him over and keep going.

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PositiveStorage5582@reddit

Must be nice

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RewardImmediate3865@reddit

No, but arrest him.

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jsoonerboomer@reddit

Crazy spot to crank one out

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Swicket@reddit

I know, right? The Preston exit has much better scenery.

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barrettgpeck@reddit

eh, id rather cruise smu for a jack attack

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TomUdo@reddit

What’s a jack attack?

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CMS0731@reddit

Your mom’s favorite hobby is

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concept12345@reddit

Drive by jack

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Slow_Swan_9935@reddit

🤣😂🤣😂

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radioref@reddit

This guy right here officer

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chrisrayn@reddit

“But I’m a Methodist, officer! See?? 🧥🍆 There’s a method to dis deyuck!”

👮🏻‍♂️

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GizzleRizzle464@reddit

Lmao 💀

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PsyferousMetal@reddit

You a nonce aren’t ya

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SoyEseVato@reddit

Jajaja!

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MechanicsAntics@reddit

THAT'S MY EXIT DON'T SEND HIM HERE

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Slow_Swan_9935@reddit

🤣🤣😂🤣😂

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Professional_Drop705@reddit

Waiting for Roadside Assistance

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arlenroy@reddit

I mean they do take a while, gotta kill time somehow.

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Mamabearfoot--808@reddit

LMAO

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throwawayhogsfan@reddit

I thought they only changed your tires or brought you gas.

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little4lyfe@reddit

…but it was on a Friday…

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Zealousideal-Lie7255@reddit

This is so common in so many US cities. But in a car on a freeway is definitely a “new” location.

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Glad_Air8204@reddit

Can’T a degenerate have hobbies !?!? Jeeeze

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New-Texan2020@reddit

Brother must really get turned on by slow moving traffic

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ReverseGarfield@reddit

What exit did he get off at ? 🥁

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Slow_Swan_9935@reddit

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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Collecting_Cans@reddit

Think it was ~~Wal~~nut hill

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OneMoreRoundForMe@reddit

If in Atlanta it would be the Cuming exit off 400

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Broad_Mushroom_8033@reddit

Nut all over the walls .com

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Collecting_Cans@reddit

Actually my bad, just reread the post. They said 635 before the tollway. So definitely In-wood

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kimianna@reddit

That’s my exit for work. Noooo

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Askmeaboutmy_Beergut@reddit

WOODALLoverROGERSface

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wellgoodmorninsun@reddit

Grade A Crude Dad Joke.

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InfoCruncha@reddit

He stopped at the fountain.

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Speaksforthetr3s@reddit

*woody laugh

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qwerty-yul@reddit

I saw him take a hard right hand turn.

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Slow_Swan_9935@reddit

Umm Ewww🤢 Did someone call popo?

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PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS@reddit

The real question was what type of Nissan it was…

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NPGinMassAttack@reddit

Altima, it's always an Altima.

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roscat_@reddit

I reported it in Google Maps.

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SendTittiesThx@reddit

Masturbator reported ahead. Are they still there?

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GlossyBuckslip@reddit

Guess I need to update Waze.

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Historical-Cicada939@reddit

2 hrs ago, hazard still there

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THE-EMPEROR069@reddit

Lmao im 💀

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3-DMan@reddit

Royal MasterWazer

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Amber_likely@reddit

LMAO

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Tchaik748@reddit

My god! That's disgusting! Where? Where is the masturbator?

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Nearby_Session1395@reddit

I’m only wondering about the “no plates” part. He didn’t have tags or was OP so busy checking out the activity that he/she didn’t write down the numbers?

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Emotional-Control847@reddit

Have they finished?*

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Both_Business_5582@reddit

😆

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yellowsabmarine@reddit

I reported it on Nextdoor

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Trillion_G@reddit

“This is not a dating app!”

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Vizreki@reddit

He's got a 4.2 currently, not too bad.

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TeamImpossible4333@reddit

“Is the hazard still here?”

Yes, homeboy is still jerking it on the side of the highway

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cougar618@reddit

Don't look Ethel!!

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OneMoreRoundForMe@reddit

Too late, she already got a free shot

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Correa24@reddit

Bout to see if he’s still there lmao

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Correa24@reddit

Update; he was not

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creativeusername_vt@reddit

So, then, he came and went?

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OneMoreRoundForMe@reddit

I didn’t think we had Cum And Go stores this far south

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Friendly-Win1457@reddit

You need to check again now.

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Quetzal00@reddit

Take his place

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fade2black244@reddit

Assert your dominance.

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Express_Secretary_83@reddit

🤣🤣🤣 this post is comedic gold.

and pic or it didn't happen 🤣

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rachelblairy@reddit

this is my favorite post i’ve ever seen on this sub

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DV_oZ@reddit

video? or it didn't happen

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SuretyBringsRuin@reddit

Clearing the pipe before flying down the DNT?

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Admirable_Device_100@reddit

Clearing the pipe is crazy im fuckin dead

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Prestigious-Agent251@reddit

Nice user name..and in this thread to find it! What an admirable dx

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massivepeeny@reddit

LMFAOOOO

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nooneremarkable@reddit

Need that post nut clarity before deciding whether or not the tolls are worth it.

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Gooniesnever@reddit

Is they what ice cube was talking about. “Ain’t no tellin when I’m down for a jack move” lol

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Fun_Astronaut5467@reddit

This gives a whole new meaning to car jacking

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Major_Frosting6133@reddit

Omgggg these comments 😂😂😂

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mkjac1@reddit

Yes! I had to drive by 4 times to make sure it was what I thought it was.

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quaestor44@reddit

I thought that’s why it’s called the service road

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BillyBobJangles@reddit

Reminds me of that guy in Medical District that liked to drop trow and helicopter his penis at busy intersections..

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throwthisawaynerdboy@reddit

Miss you, Grandpa. You never did give a shit if you were in a Wendy's or not.

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Dysanj@reddit

He was showing his feelings about Toll Fees.

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la-fours@reddit

The DNT charges $8 for cranking hog so this is just good financial sense to get it out beforehand.

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MGCardaropoli@reddit

God forbid a man have hobbies (😂)

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PsyferousMetal@reddit

This is Merica !

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Betrashndie@reddit

Lmao, missed connection?

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Altruistic-Web7450@reddit

I can’t with these comments 😂 yall are too funny

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Embarrassed_Tea543@reddit

BREAKING: Stroad load blowed

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number231@reddit

Carjacking isn’t a victimless crime.

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ummyeahok42@reddit

Ive seen one jacking off on caruth haven and 75.

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Real_Distribution91@reddit

The only cure for Dallas traffic I guess.

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ThunderMustard88@reddit

Fucking barbarian at least he decided to pull over. I suppose it's probably safer

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Jbrower86@reddit

His GPS told him to “Get off here” And he was like 🤷

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Unreal365@reddit

How’d it look? Nice dick or what?

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West-Listen-9078@reddit

Gotta relieve your road rage somehow

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Jackveggie@reddit

Probably just broke down then thought ‘wtf, I ain’t getting to the house, and ……’

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Christopger@reddit

Was he protesting?

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VelociTopher@reddit

Just a dude living in the moment

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louuuwop@reddit

😂😂😂

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dickhall65@reddit

Not a cell phone in sight

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Timely-Cry-8366@reddit

Just a dude being a sex pest/harasser. Real funny.

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rockinreedrothchild@reddit

I’m sorry bro, that’s my bad. I just had one of those days, ya know? My boss is on my ass and the job market is shit. Tammy (my girl) is pregnant and she’s always bitching about “Clarence, you need to make more money, how are you supposed to provide for this baby?” And “Clarence, you broke, limp dick bitch, why don’t you go drive for uber or something?”. Anyway, like I said, it was a fucked up day and I just needed to crank one about before I went home to deal with that shit, know what I’m saying? Anyways, I apologize. But at least you know Tammy was lying when she said I had a limp dick

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ernie19962@reddit

was the baby yours anyway?

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Trillion_G@reddit

He misunderstood the term “carjacking.”

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clockness_evertea@reddit

hope he's still there tomorrow when i'm passing by

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Recent_Pack_1585@reddit

I mean it’s everywhere there used to be a white guy that would walk down 67 naked with a dad cap on, occasionaly bending over and spreading his cheeks. This dude was around for a month straight. So get ready

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PorcelainHearts1@reddit

Following post to find out if he was apprehended.

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WeAteMummies@reddit

I swear I have seen this thread title multiple times over the years. Is it the same guy every time?

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Mr-MoneyShift@reddit

Pics or it didn’t happen

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idkhowtouseredditok@reddit

yall never rubbed one out while parked on 635 and it shows

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DrRickStudwell@reddit

Heaven forbid a man has hobbies

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Soledforreel@reddit

It’s refreshing to see people outdoors living in the moment.

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drseussin@reddit

why is this so common. i literally saw a dude jacking off with his windows down in a kroger parking lot at 9 in the fucking morning

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SunMyungMoonMoon@reddit

Which one?

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Honesty_Room@reddit

Stress build up from all the traffic, couldn't wait to get home to relieve it

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Kineth@reddit

Whaaaatttttttt

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my_dancing_pants@reddit

Sorry about that, long day.

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Speaksforthetr3s@reddit

Dammit “BEAT” me to it

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NowWeGetSerious@reddit

Hey man. You gotta do what you gotta do. Hope you had fun😂

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UtopianPablo@reddit

Appropriate user name.

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Wizzmer@reddit

The worst is when they are watching porn in traffic on the overhead screen in the minivan.

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lime-y@reddit

You close down the sex warehouse on harry Hines and this is what happens 😐

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Zealousideal-Gate493@reddit

lmao geez

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Broad_Membership7904@reddit

what the actual fuck lmao i drive that stretch every day for base and now i'm gonna be looking out for red cars with no plates

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gringo1980@reddit

You wanna pull over and lend a hand so he’ll stop being a hazard?

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No_Potato_8178@reddit

It takes a villiage!

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ObamiumNitrate@reddit

What, now we’re demonizing carjerks? I’m sorry, I thought this was America.

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chaotic-_-thoughtful@reddit

Get that OF content.

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Bayezid4321@reddit

What was he packing bro don’t leave us hangin

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Elguapo69@reddit

r/Brandnewsentence

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gringo1980@reddit

Naw, you obviously haven’t lived here long enough

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lurkerlurking123@reddit

no license plates seals the deal

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wondrousalice@reddit

I saw that car but didn’t realize he was jerking off!

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Ok_Cockroach_411@reddit

with the door open?!😭😭

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ctb030289@reddit

NOW THATS DALLAS!

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Jeathro77@reddit

That was you?!? Nice!

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Jeathro77@reddit

My bad shawty!

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Dreamtrain@reddit

Watch out for slippery road

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SkyScreech@reddit

And they say there's nothing to do in Dallas

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YellowRoseTX-G78@reddit

I hate this city.🙄

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FlippantResponse@reddit

“It’s not illegal. It’s frowned upon. Like masterbating on a plane. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden”

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Additional_Bonus999@reddit

Well it's not like anyone's going anywhere

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Weeza-2244@reddit

Kathy Ireland strikes again

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poop_pebbles@reddit

Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you dont.

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bermagot12@reddit

You know, sometimes you need post nut clarity before making a decision

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AggravatingMath717@reddit

And just think, I was mad because somebody had their high beams on 😂

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Dangerous-Sale3243@reddit

Dont dob, mate

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Willtexas1@reddit

😭

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Chance_Hold6922@reddit

Jealous?

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Ciabattabingo@reddit

Friday vibes

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Akhockeydad26@reddit

I’m sorry, was that wrong?

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3stricksURout@reddit

I thought this was America! 🇺🇸

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The_Mrs_Jones@reddit

Oh dang what’s with this…I saw a guy standing on the side of 75 under the high five one morning going to town a few years ago.

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BillDuki@reddit

I pulled up next guy at a red light once (I’m in a truck), and the guy in the lane next to me was jerking it. I’ve also pulled next to a woman in a short skirt that was playing “scratch n sniff” with her cooch. What happened to just picking your nose?

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