[-] ElectroMagnetsYo@reddit > Be me > Lost job, wife, house. Everything. > See no way out, grab knife from kitchen and head innawoods to an hero. > Get a bit lost, sun goes down, can’t see shit. > Doesn’t matter, I’ll be dead anyway. > Hear distant sounds of an engine desperately clinging onto life > The car, almost kissing the ground, slowly sputters to a stop > Cannot believe my eyes > Watch from the treeline as what could only be described as an eldritch mass of flesh and fat emerges from car > Watch it waddle to a nearby bush. Here the smell hits me, I quietly retch hoping the beast does not spot me > See it unzip what can arguably be called pants. Looks more like a blanket > The beast unsheathes its weapon > My eyes have adjusted to the darkness, so I cannot blame it on that > I simply. Cannot see. Anything. > Piss seems to conjure out of thin air. > In my awe and disgust my mind wanders to my daughters > What kind of father would leave them to fend for themselves in a world with creatures like this > Tap on its window when it squeezes back into its car and ask it to call the police > It sputters and stutters, and I catch a few words of English > The unbearable stench makes my eyes water uncontrollably > One of the words I manage to make out of that thing’s unholy speech is “knife” > Look down and see I’m still holding it. The horror of the previous 20 minutes making me forget about it completely. > Take ride home in cop car and hug my daughters tight that night. [-] WASTELAND_RAVEN@reddit Beautiful story anon
[-] Judah_Earl@reddit Poor guy had finally found the courage to end the living hell of being Canadian, and anon's micro-penis ruined it for him. [-] Kleiner_garten@reddit Let's hope he wasn't french-canadian
[-] R-K-Tekt@reddit Fake [-] Squirrel_Bacon_69@reddit Ok,but where gay? I'm fairly certain this one is plausible. [-] Mautos@reddit ...Two guys alone in the woods at night It is believable though [-] jvward@reddit Having been an emt for a long time, I could believe this story.
[-] Squirrel_Bacon_69@reddit Ok,but where gay? I'm fairly certain this one is plausible. [-] Mautos@reddit ...Two guys alone in the woods at night It is believable though
[-] cerberus_1@reddit Guy probably saw size of OPs dick and thought hey if that guy can go on living..
[-] WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit That guy might have been partially hoping the cops would “do the job” for him until Anon talked him into putting down the knife Good on ya anon
ElectroMagnetsYo@reddit
> Be me
> Lost job, wife, house. Everything.
> See no way out, grab knife from kitchen and head innawoods to an hero.
> Get a bit lost, sun goes down, can’t see shit.
> Doesn’t matter, I’ll be dead anyway.
> Hear distant sounds of an engine desperately clinging onto life
> The car, almost kissing the ground, slowly sputters to a stop
> Cannot believe my eyes
> Watch from the treeline as what could only be described as an eldritch mass of flesh and fat emerges from car
> Watch it waddle to a nearby bush. Here the smell hits me, I quietly retch hoping the beast does not spot me
> See it unzip what can arguably be called pants. Looks more like a blanket
> The beast unsheathes its weapon
> My eyes have adjusted to the darkness, so I cannot blame it on that
> I simply. Cannot see. Anything.
> Piss seems to conjure out of thin air.
> In my awe and disgust my mind wanders to my daughters
> What kind of father would leave them to fend for themselves in a world with creatures like this
> Tap on its window when it squeezes back into its car and ask it to call the police
> It sputters and stutters, and I catch a few words of English
> The unbearable stench makes my eyes water uncontrollably
> One of the words I manage to make out of that thing’s unholy speech is “knife”
> Look down and see I’m still holding it. The horror of the previous 20 minutes making me forget about it completely.
> Take ride home in cop car and hug my daughters tight that night.
WASTELAND_RAVEN@reddit
Beautiful story anon
Judah_Earl@reddit
Poor guy had finally found the courage to end the living hell of being Canadian, and anon's micro-penis ruined it for him.
Kleiner_garten@reddit
Let's hope he wasn't french-canadian
R-K-Tekt@reddit
Fake
Squirrel_Bacon_69@reddit
Ok,but where gay?
I'm fairly certain this one is plausible.
Mautos@reddit
...Two guys alone in the woods at night
It is believable though
jvward@reddit
Having been an emt for a long time, I could believe this story.
cerberus_1@reddit
Guy probably saw size of OPs dick and thought hey if that guy can go on living..
WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit
That guy might have been partially hoping the cops would “do the job” for him until Anon talked him into putting down the knife
Good on ya anon