Cheesy Pickup Lines / Dirty Talk from a Sysadmin finding Love on this f***** up Orb we call a planet

Posted by TechSupportIgit@reddit | sysadmin | View on Reddit | 20 comments

I'd let you be my systems administrator When I'm done with you you won't even know you can turn on again. I'll let you use my domain admin. You're mine anyways. I can't wait to give physical access to my black hat after my heart. I just recently went into a long distance relationship and I quit my hellish junior OT / sysadmin position and felt the need to post this. Have a great Friday everyone, know you'll find someone someday.