Did anyone you know ever get hurt playing with lawn darts or Jarts?
Posted by NebraskaCornSucker@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 215 comments
Seems like the threat was there but I never knew anyone who got hurt.
Double_Butterfly7782@reddit
Somehow me or my buddies never got hurt. We used to throw them over the mouse to the group on the other side......
KlaatuStandsStill@reddit
Took one in the calf once. I’m 67 and still have the scar.
thecyberwolfe@reddit
I did! I still have a scar on my elbow from running after the first dart while my brother was lobbing the second.
Lickford@reddit
No but my cousin’s roommates friends brother did.
Tusayan@reddit
It was all fun and games until drunken Uncle Jimmy stumbled onto the court
skittlebutters@reddit
Didn't get hurt, but after we got bored playing we used to see how high we could throw them and one time I threw it and fell down, looked up and it was coming down right for my face! I never rolled so fast in my life, and needless to say never did that anymore.
Chuuby_Gringo@reddit
Nah. My buddy knew to lob them pretty high so I had plenty of time to judge the trajectory and not stand directly under it when I was catching it.
makeup1508@reddit
No, we had lawn darts and never got hurt or knew anyone who did.
upirons@reddit
We used to play a game where we would blindly throw the jart over the house and see if we could get it in the target in the front or back yard. Talk about not only dangerous but we were lucky not to put a hole in the roof too. But yeah, we had no thought at all about that being dangerous because we made sure everyone was in the yard, front or back, when we threw them over. Nevermind that some random person could have been walking on the opposite side and we would have never known it or warned anyone.
Still, nobody got hurt and it was FUN!
Generally_Tso_Tso@reddit
Ha! I remember doing this too. Maybe we grew up in the same neighborhood.
upirons@reddit
216 represent yo..or no?
Generally_Tso_Tso@reddit
Nope. Just kindred spirits.
Beagleguy26@reddit
Yeah we got hurt! And we fucking liked it!
doloresgrrrl@reddit
And we died doing it. And fucking liked it!
Ninexblue@reddit
A kid was pegged in the head with a lawn dart. Her dad didn't see her, that's the worst part.
_Barbaric_yawp@reddit
So they’re now off the shelves at the K-Mart.
Ninexblue@reddit
long live Ed's Redeeming Qualities!
Anthropic_me@reddit
Yep. Lawn dart punctured my middle school friends cheek. That said, bicycles contributed to more injuries and deaths than lawn darts ever did.
B_Williams_4010@reddit
I played Jarts with my cousins a couple of times but they were too fast too hit.
Chris-E1@reddit
Not with the yard darts. But a couple of us did when we used our pocket knives
Zincdust72@reddit
Yeah, we used to throw ours on the roof in the 70s, and watch them come sliding off (or get stuck). That lasted up until our mom came out to yell at us to knock it off... just as one slid off, and went into her foot.
Bobofettsixtynoune@reddit
Surprisingly not
Dangerous_Patient621@reddit
Nobody hurt, no, but then my parents had the presence of mind to make sure no one was standing near the target when anyone was throwing. You, know, like you do with regular darts.
Cousin broke a window with one once though.
Aggravating-Gift-740@reddit
Does getting one in the leg count?
velexi125@reddit
We were smart enough not to stand under them falling out of the sky
FAx32@reddit
I had a neighbor kid who loved to throw them straight up into the sky with a crowd of friends and play chicken (whomever was willing to scatter last was the winner). Amazingly nobody ever got hit with one.
velexi125@reddit
He sounds like a smart one lol. What does he do now?
FAx32@reddit
Made a career out of waiting tables at high end places in ski resort towns.
grateful_eugene@reddit
My buddy Duane actually hit his sister in the eye and she lost the eye. The classic “watch out” moment where she looked up and got hit.
Different-Bag-8217@reddit
Her name wasn’t Joe was it..?
grateful_eugene@reddit
No it wasn’t.
GenExerWW@reddit
To be honest, no. Lawn darts was one of the least dangerous things we did.
SheCantGoHome@reddit
No. It may have been different if I had decent aim.
GenExerWW@reddit
This comment should have a thousand upvotes imo.
ChessieChesapeake@reddit
Ran that one through AI
Pointed metal-tipped lawn darts first hit the U.S. consumer market in the mid-1950s. The game was invented by Lawrence Barnett, a dentist working out of his barn in Fort Edward, New York, who began manufacturing them in nearby South Glens Falls under the trademarked brand name "Jarts" [Cited, A Little Bit Human / Annual Lawn Darts historical account]. Sources differ slightly on exact year of first commercial release: some trace the modern iteration to the 1950s, others point to Wham-O's 1964 release as the first mass-market push [Cited, Nostalgia Central; LawnGardenPro]. Either way, the product saturated American backyards during the 1960s and 1970s, with the CPSC estimating 1 to 1.5 million units sold annually in the years before the ban [Cited, 16 CFR Part 1306 preamble].
When they stopped being sold
There were two regulatory milestones:
1970: FDA "mechanical hazard" classification. Lawn darts could still be sold, but only with warning labels, caution language about children, and a prohibition on display in toy stores or toy departments [Cited, 16 CFR Part 1306; Wikipedia].
1988: outright CPSC ban. The commission voted 2 to 1 on May 25, 1988 to ban lawn darts under the Consumer Product Safety Act and the Federal Hazardous Substances Act [Cited, CPSC press release, "CPSC Votes Lawn Dart Ban," May 25, 1988]. The ban took effect December 19, 1988 [Cited, DartsPiks historical summary; 16 CFR Part 1306]. Canada followed with its own ban in July 1989, and resale of second-hand lawn darts is also prohibited under Canada's Hazardous Products Act [Cited, Wikipedia].
Modern plastic-tipped or blunt/magnetic-tipped versions remain legal in both the U.S. and EU, but the classic pointed metal-tipped Jart has not been legally sold in the United States for 37+ years [Cited, Wikipedia].
Casualties: what the records show
Deaths. The CPSC officially documents three child deaths in the U.S. tied to pointed lawn darts, with victims aged 4, 7, and 13 [Cited, CPSC press release, May 25, 1988]. The two best-documented cases:
A 4-year-old boy killed in 1970, which helped trigger the FDA's mechanical-hazard classification that same year [Cited, CPSC press release, 1987].
Michele Snow, a 7-year-old girl killed on April 5, 1987, in Riverside, California, when a dart thrown by her brother's playmate penetrated her skull [Cited, Wikipedia; Mental Floss]. Her father David Snow's lobbying was the direct catalyst for the 1988 ban.
The third fatality (a 13-year-old) is referenced in the CPSC's 1988 vote statement but is less prominently documented in secondary sources [Cited, CPSC press release, May 25, 1988]. [Inference] It likely occurred between 1970 and 1988, but I cannot pin down the specific incident from the sources reviewed.
Non-fatal injuries. The numbers are substantial:
~6,100 emergency-room-treated injuries from January 1978 through December 1986 (an 8-year window), per CPSC [Cited, CPSC press release, May 25, 1988]. Wikipedia cites the same figure across a slightly different window (1980 to 1988); the 6,100 number is the widely repeated figure. ~670 injuries per year treated in U.S. hospital ERs, per the official rule text [Cited, 16 CFR Part 1306]. 81% of victims were under age 15, and about 50% were under 10 [Cited, CPSC press release; 16 CFR Part 1306]. ~57% of injuries involved the head, face, eye, or ear, and ~40% were puncture wounds [Cited, 16 CFR Part 1306]. ~4% of injured victims were hospitalized (roughly 25 per year), including all fracture cases [Cited, 16 CFR Part 1306].
A clinical case series of 76 pediatric lawn dart patients reported a 4% case fatality rate, with sequelae including unilateral blindness and permanent brain damage [Cited, PubMed, "Childhood lawn dart injuries: Summary of 75 patients and patient report," 1990].
In Canada, at least 55 serious injuries had been documented by the time of the July 1989 ban [Cited, Wikipedia].
Post-ban injuries. Because roughly 10 to 15 million lawn dart sets were estimated to remain in American homesafter the ban [Cited, PubMed study, 1990], injuries continued. The CPSC reissued warnings in 1997 after a 7-year-old boy in Elkhart, Indiana suffered a skull puncture from an old set dug out of a garage [Cited, CPSC press release, 1997].
A note on the reporting
The 6,100 figure almost certainly understates the true injury toll. The CPSC's initial injury surveillance had been lumping lawn dart injuries in with general "dart" injuries; only when investigators separated the two during the post-Snow review did the scope become clear [Cited, Mental Floss]. [Inference] Given that dynamic, plus the fact that minor injuries often don't reach emergency rooms at all, the real lifetime injury count across the full 1950s to 1988 sales era is likely considerably higher than 6,100, though no official aggregate number exists for that longer window.
nonplusd@reddit
"kinda unimpressed with the AI" - "just, just don't"
ChessieChesapeake@reddit
CDubs_94@reddit
Its ridiculous.....Gen Z always saying how "Dangerous" it was in the 70s and 80s because of things like Lawn Darts....but they're the same assholes who are going to bars, drinking expensive Bourbon and then start mixing booze with Axe throwing.
reallytired-2024@reddit
I do. Myself and some friends were playing in the front yard when his little brother ran out the front door while a yard dart was in flight. S the dart came down it narrowly missed his head and struck right foot nearly severing his piny toe and pinning his flip flop to the ground. It could have been worse and I’m not going to lye. It was funny.😄
Zealousideal_Draw_94@reddit
Person hurt, not really. Maybe a skinned knee or shin slightly bleeding.
Property? Yes…lawn chairs, walls, windows, the side of a house…all were damaged.
Practical-Economy839@reddit
We didn't have lawn darts, but we made a spear with a broomstick and a nail. Went through a neighbor kid's heel.
Fotmasta@reddit
No and I really went all out stupid too
GnomieOk4136@reddit
Yep. Someone had them at a birthday party, and one went through a girl's hand. I do not know exactly how she managed that because I was across the yard. Suddenly there was blood and screaming.
TankApprehensive3053@reddit
No, the hype was mostly overblown. Sure they could be a hazard, but so can numerous other things that were common than as well as now. I knew a kid that got hit in the eyebrow with a throwing star. BB gun fights were a thing. Shooting roman candles at each, yup that also happened.
NC-Tacoma-Guy@reddit
What about the Hop Rod?
TankApprehensive3053@reddit
My older gen x uncle had a regular pogo stick. I never had the balance for it.
FriendRaven1@reddit
👋🏻 I got one in just my sneaker, and later that same day into my right foot.
I think one of those was by throwing it straight into the air and waiting for it to fall, but I don't remember which one.
tommy-seconds@reddit
No, they weren't that sharp. And you knew to pay attention when playing!
punkwalrus@reddit
You are correct. However, notably in 1987, a 7-year-old girl named Michelle Snow was killed when a dart struck her in the head. So they did have the ability to kill, but I wonder how many kids died playing baseball by being struck with a ball or bat by accident? A pitched or batted ball can travel 60-90+ mph even in youth leagues, where head impacts can cause concussions, skull fractures, or in rare cases, fatal brain injuries.
Blue-Yellow-Werther@reddit
I thought the same thing, but couldn’t argue the grief a parent felt from a child’s death… that parent battled courts for the lives of other children, and who could argue that. Hopefully they found a bit of solace.
samizdat5@reddit
Great point. Kids do die playing all kinds of sports. My cousin died from a concussion incurred during a football game. Another friend died when she hit a tree skiing.
We had lawn darts and played with them weekly at my grandparents house. They were a blast. No one got hurt. Unless you count the time I was playing barefoot and stepped on a bee in the clover.
Green-Protection-600@reddit
No, but worked in an ER for a summer and had at least 10 people admitted over the course of that summer for being hit in the head playing horshoes.
archedhighbrow@reddit
I was at a party where my dad's friend got his upper leg impaled. They were drinking.
Sacramento7@reddit
I lost an eye as a child. I TELL people it was lawn darts.
vulgrin@reddit
Don’t suppose you’re the kid I met in summer camp years ago whose brother put a fireplace poker into it?
Sacramento7@reddit
That was my sister.
vulgrin@reddit
Ugh. That must have been a rough time. Sorry about that.
Infamous-Yak2864@reddit
Sharts...now those are threatening!
SmearingFeces@reddit
No, but I did get hurt many times while wearing Jorts and ripping Darts.
More_Law6245@reddit
Lawn darts where a mild thing in comparison to other stuff that I did as a kid but yes I did witness someone getting a lawn dart lodged where it shouldn't have been.
it_diedinhermouth@reddit
Not a lawn dart but, we were tossing an arrow over the fence between our backyards (for fun) and it finally landed on the centre of my head. We thought it was funny until I saw blood dripping off my head. I ran into the house crying and told my mom I was going to die. I thought that bleeding from the head meant certain death. She laughed. I still have the crater on my scalp.
Angelas-Merkin@reddit
I accidentally shot my brother with an arrow by firing it straight in the air. He ducked in the bed of the truck and that target practice arrow stuck him right in the top of the head.
Korvanacor@reddit
We made a game of trying to catch those. Got the sun in my eyes and lost track of the arrow. It lodged straight down between my jacket and back. Looked like I got impaled. It took a fair bit of skin off my back so I was running around the yard howling like crazy. Some parents looked out and there was a fair amount of overreaction until things got sorted out. In the end we got to keep the bow if we agreed to self regulate and keep the trajectory below 45 degrees. This worked out well until the Great Bow duel of 1982.
Angelas-Merkin@reddit
Same end result with us. “What did you learn? Won’t do that again will you?”
Korvanacor@reddit
We never made the same mistake twice. We were too busy moving on to bigger and better mistakes.
duanelvp@reddit
Me. We were playing in the back yard at my aunt/uncle's place when I was a kid, late '60's. I was on a tire swing WELL off to one side of a target loop. My sister it seems could not throw to save her life - but apparently could throw to TAKE one, and these were the heavy, metal-head Jarts. The danger was more significant than what actually happened. It did hit me between my fingers and penetrated into my palm. FREAKED me out. I mean I lost it when I looked down INTO the interior of my palm. It barely even bled really. Never even went to the hospital. Just had my two fingers taped together until it healed up enough. Left a small scar which I have to this day - but those darts were put away forever after that.
Wacko_Banana_Pants@reddit
No, but my best friend tossed one fast pitch softball style and stuck it in the door of his dad's Ford Granada
Eleutherlothario@reddit
I was mad when they were banned. Then I remembered that the first thing we did was to fire them straight up into the air and try to dodge them when they came down. Now I read all these stories.
Maybe the banners had a point
MarcusAurelius68@reddit
We called it “dive bomber”…the winner was the one who didn’t move.
Happy-Philosopher188@reddit
Yes, but this was nothing compared to life in general at the time. There was danger everywhere, the Jarts game was at least somewhat controlled.
MNVixen@reddit
Not lawn darts, but the thick plastic flower shapes nearly killed my brother when he was about 8 or 9.
He put the indentation between the flower petals over the outdoor laundry line and then, while holding onto the flower, sloooooooowwwwly leaned back so he could lay on the ground, stretching the laundry line. It was like an arrow toughly strung in a bow. He'd let the flower go and it would shoot straight up in the air - spinning - then come straight back down. Most days, bro would roll out of the way but one day he wasn't quite quick enough. The spinning flower came crashing down and sliced his head at the temple. Thankfully, mom was home and got him to the ER.
MuthaPlucka@reddit
Not darts, but we would shoot Roman Candles at each other. Armour was a puffy jacket. Mom was not amused.
PepsiOfWrath@reddit
Roman candle wars! We used metal trash can lids as shields. I got burnt way more from holding the candle than from actually being hit.
ChessieChesapeake@reddit
Been shot by a lot of BB guns, but never got hit with a lawn dart. I’m sure I came close on a few occasions.
PepsiOfWrath@reddit
Nope, I nailed a kid pretty hard with a regular dart though once. We both freaked out that we were gonna get in trouble so we hid with the dart hanging out of his head.
IT_learning_only@reddit
How does that not count as hurt if it's hanging out of his head?
PepsiOfWrath@reddit
Because it was a dart, not a jart. What made me think of this was we were playing jarts with regular small dartboard darts and one he threw in the air came down and hit my knock-off members only jacket. I was about 8 I think. In a fit of 8 year old rage I turned around and nailed him in the head. Fortunately I wasn't too strong, and fortunately I'm a shitty aim, so it wasn't too bad.
Swimming-Pride5012@reddit
When on staff at Scout Camp our cabins had a 2 circuit breaker box over the door.
There was a shit ass jack wipe that felt it was good fun to open your door and flip the breaker leaving you in the dark.
After the first 4 or 5 times, I taped thumbtacks to the breakers to get his fingers.
That stopped him for a bit, then he started coming in with a coffee cup and used the rim of the cup to avoid thumbtacks.
So then we started throwing darts at the floor at his feet. One time I overshot the floor and the dart sank into his ankle. We called a truce after that.
UncleFlip@reddit
Storytime!!
My best friend in 6-7th grade had a really cool play house. It had a back porch on it. From the ground you couldn't see above the rail onto the porch. He had a dart board but that got boring pretty quickly. We came up with the game that one of us would be on the ground while the other was sitting on the porch. The one on the ground would throw darts up onto the porch. The goal for the person on the porch was to be still. We played a few rounds with no damage, then he threw a dart and it was coming very close, but I didn't move. Rules are rules! Dart sticks in my arm between wrist and elbow. I yell for him to come see. Blood was trickling out of the wound, but I didn't move! I guess I won, pulled the dart out and we probably quit playing the game.
We were idiots.
PepsiOfWrath@reddit
We may need a separate dart incident thread. “What stupid childhood game did you make out of darts as a kid that led to a child being punctured?”
Fabulous_Law1357@reddit
Similar experience. Playing with regular darts in the back yard and hit my sister in the butt cheek. She ran into the house and told my mom with the dart hanging out her butt cheek.
PepsiOfWrath@reddit
My latchkey childhood was full of Rambo survival knives, hidden zippo lighters, and bike stunts. Somehow I managed to get out unscraped despite almost setting the house on fire twice, and a car on fire once, and endless sharp stick and roman candle wars.
Now, I'm a parent of teenagers and I've made them so soft the worst thing they've done is sit still too long staring at a screen. I am a worse parent than my parents who were too busy working to actually parent.
Fabulous_Law1357@reddit
Wow, are you me?
CanadianExiled@reddit
My cousin threw one through my foot. Spent the night in the ER. It was 40 years ago and whenever I see my cousin I fake a limp and talk about how I could have gone into pro sports if someone hadn't thrown a dart through my foot.
vulgrin@reddit
I could have been an adventurer, but I took a lawn dart to the knee.
CanadianExiled@reddit
He's a big Skyrim fan, I'm definitely using that next time.
grigiri@reddit
You remember the soccer balls, wrapped in mesh, with the long bungee cord, attached to a yard spike?
We used to play a game where one person would hold the spike and the other the ball. You'd stretch the cord out and then release the ball. The spike-hilder would dodge the ball.
It was fun until spoke holder let go and I got hit in the shin by it. That was nearly 50 years ago and I still have a slight divot in my left shin.
MonarchistExtreme@reddit
no but not from lack of trying
stromm@reddit
Absolutely.
Two of my friends got minor injuries. One stuck in the foot. One in the thigh because another let go incorrectly.
A kid in my elementary school died with one stuck in through the top of his head.
A kid in my brother’s middle school got lobotomized (literally) from one going in from the side, just right for it.
4WDToyotaOwner@reddit
I killed six men with jarts in what became known, locally, as the “Human Dartboard Massacre”. It was a hail of Jarts gone wild that wreaked unspeakable havoc.
Boring-Community-100@reddit
I threw one that struck my Dad just below the knee at an angle such that it then literally cut a peel of skin all the way down his shin, leaving a curled up peel of skin hanging off that he cut off with his jack knife. Bled like a sonofabitch, I felt so guilty but he just wrapped it up with his handkerchief. Game over, though.
ActualTeach4325@reddit
He used to be an adventurer, then he took a lawn-dart to the knee!
TheKaptinKirk@reddit
Ouch.
Swimming-Pride5012@reddit
I stuck one solidly in the roof of our house. Hole all the way through the shingles and roof decking.
dropthemasq@reddit
No.
Our reflexes were honed by being forced to play horseshoes with drunken relatives. Those bastards bounce wildly and sure bruise up the shins - both the horseshoes and the relatives. If you were too slow with the beers, you'd get clocked with a horseshoe just as surely as by the rellys for taking too long to go around the playing field.
Trauma? yes. Kings of dodgeball and projectile evasion? also yes. Jarts? no problem.
Tess47@reddit
Everyone forgets about horseshoes. Those things will do some damage.
Goodrun31@reddit
Who jarted ?
EMale1965@reddit
I'd rather have a Jart than a shart! 😊
Goodrun31@reddit
So it was you !
joefatmamma@reddit
Just the pool liner. Then my ass. So indirectly…
MarchCompetitive6235@reddit
Winter-eyed@reddit
I got yelled at for playing with them at a neighbors yard but then my Dad was a paramedic and he saw some shit. Enough to not let us ever get them.
We could have a badminton set instead… bruises were one thing punctures were something else.
punkwalrus@reddit
Yes, and relatively recently. As part of some "ironic joke," at an Internet-meme-thing convention about 10-15 years ago, one of my friends who ran a podcast with his wife had a jarts tournament at this convention. They got some sets on eBay and played them in the hotel courtyard. The convention owner found out about it and banned it, but didn't enforce the ban. So during the game, which was just a bunch of old and out of shape nerds drinking and having a good time, someone tripped and fell. They weren't impaled, but rolled their ankle pretty bad trying to pick up a dart from outside of the circle.
illgiveyouasthma@reddit
Guy who lived in the same dorm as me in college told the story of getting one lodged in the back of his neck. His brother was the guilty thrower. One of those where it hit in the perfect spot to cause the least damage. A little over and it could have been a much worse situation. He also said his dad was just as pissed off at him as he was his brother. 😂
Socksandcandy@reddit
As is tradition
Komaisnotsalty@reddit
My best friend's brother got beaned in the head with one and was injured pretty bad. Two months later, the neighbour accidentally shot him with a slingshot - remember those ones that shot steelies?
Yeah, poor kid. He was only maybe 10 years old, if that.
YogurtclosetNo9264@reddit
My next door neighbor threw one & it stuck in her brothers back right between the shoulder blades. I pulled it out.
ser521@reddit
Yes. A friend and I were playing catch with one and I stuck him with it in the side. No serious injuries. r/kidsarefuckingstupid
discgman@reddit
I stuck one in the side of my neighbors van that he was painting. Cost my parents some money. I hid in my room of course. Those things got throw away the next day.
Fit-Narwhal-3989@reddit
No. We were smart. When we tossed them high above our heads, we watched them come down - although sometimes the sun would get in our eyes.
basec0m@reddit
I had a neighborhood friend who had one puncture the skin inside of his achillies. It was pretty gruesome. We didn't know what to do and eventually the screaming drew a couple moms. My other buddy took off his shirt and they wrapped his foot in it. Then... a huge eagle named FREEDOM swooped in and one single tear hit the wound and it was healed. It was pretty dramatic overall.
TheGirlwThePinkHair@reddit
No I’m an only child and want throwing them at myself
Tangboy50000@reddit
Yep, I got one right through the foot and my buddy’s older brother threw one at him in anger and got him in the back.
Right-Eye-Left-Eye@reddit
And you’re still alive to tell the tale
Tangboy50000@reddit
Yep, with a tetanus booster and a few stitches.
SufficientOpening218@reddit
my brother got a massive, ugly bruise on his leg, like the thigh, that lasted most of the summer. luckily it was a cool evening so he had jeans on and it didn't poke into the skin. our parents werent worried. they told us to be more careful.
Kattzoo@reddit
There are people who didn't? My brother considered it a perfect time for target practice anytime they came out.
IamTheMan85@reddit
No. Once we grew up and became helicopter parents suddenly they were dangerous.
lilred7879@reddit
Nope but clackers have left a mark or ten
No-Nectarine990@reddit
A friend of mine caught one in the back of the head. I didn't know you could bleed that much
HistoricalTowel1127@reddit
My neighbor spanked his kid for playing with them.
doak1a@reddit
Took one right between the eyes. No lie. I threw one, wanted to see if it was in the circle and ran to go look. My brother didn’t care, threw his as I was nearing the circle and as I turned around — BAM! Two black eyes. No hospital. No doctor’s visit. He got two hours “timeout” in his room. Ah — the 80s!
whipla5her@reddit
You had timeout back then? We just got hit.
aran_maybe@reddit
You never got sent to your room? It’s the same thing. And usually you’d get both.
DarkSad4202@reddit
Yes, I hit my little brother in the knee. He had to get stitches.
LASER_Dude_PEW@reddit
No but my older cousin's neighbor's friend's younger brother lost an eye while playing yard darts and eating poprocks at the same time.
freisbill@reddit
And his head exploded! Then his stomach ruptured because he has swallowed gum his whole life...
Duke-of-Glenmont@reddit
Same thing happened to my girlfriend, you wouldnt know her. She goes to another school. I met her at camp.
freisbill@reddit
yes, but we were trying to fuck each other up....
Duke-of-Glenmont@reddit
That was the Gen X way
Ok_Entrepreneur_8509@reddit
I skewered my cousin's forearm.
Background-Course627@reddit
Yes knew a dude who lost an eye playing lawn darts with his brother . Their relationship was never the same after.
jeffe101@reddit
Because they couldn’t see eye to eye?
Background-Course627@reddit
HypergolicHyperbola@reddit
I hit my grandmother with a lawn dart. I was about 14 years old. We lived in a rural area, so it was a long drive to the hospital. When we got there the ER doctor said he would teach me a lesson. He had me scrub up and assist with the sutures. I helped him clean and stitch the wound through my tears. Luckily, it just went through her hand.
Araneas@reddit
Survivor bias....
rosesforthemonsters@reddit
My childhood best friend's brother took a lawn dart right through his foot. His dad took him to the ER and the rest of us went right on playing.
Temporary-Library597@reddit
No. But kids shoot themselves with bb guns all the time so...stupid is as stupid does I guess
FlippingPossum@reddit
I took an actual dart to the forehead. My family had a darboard outside. No lawn darts.
PleasantAnimator7741@reddit
I opened a door with a dartboard on the back and caught one through my upper lip. It bounced off my incisor.
Sibby_in_May@reddit
No no one I know and I wanted a set so bad but never got one. Probably for the best because my brothers would have ended up being the ones who got hurt.
Konorlc@reddit
No but my cousin knocked himself out with clackers.
Kimber80@reddit
Nope ... and we flung those Jarts around, lol.
pogulup@reddit
Cousin threw one at my sister while she was standing the in circle. Caught her right in the temple. Blood everywhere and screaming. She still has the scar and was very, very lucky it didn't take out an eye or do permanent brain damage. But since it is my sister I would just say she doesn't have the required equipment!
Fudloe@reddit
My cousin got in a fight over a game and the other guy broke his arm.
I was always disappointed at the lack of impalement in that story.
Legitimate_Egg_2073@reddit
My uncle had to get a glass eye as a child thanks to lawn darts
not-a-dislike-button@reddit
How??? The eye?
Legitimate_Egg_2073@reddit
His brother launched one straight up in the air and my uncle was looking skyward as it came straight down 😳
xxxbrimstonexxx@reddit
I punched my older brother once for stealing my turn and got a backhand from my stemom. So we both got hurt I guess
jpow33@reddit
Yes because we were throwing them at each other and laughing hysterically.
Shartfer_brains@reddit
Ooh, next do three wheelers!
StillC5sdad@reddit
Nope. We were dumb,not stupid
Explodo86@reddit
Yep! Had a crazy uncle get stabbed through his foot. Yes beer was involved and yes, he ended up with 30 stitches and a broken meta tarsal
Western_Film8550@reddit
I took one to the head. Not that bad except my parents weren't home. I still think my friend threw it, they said it fell off the roof.
Skelastomybag@reddit
Kid in my neighborhood in the late 70's lost an eye because they were tossing them over their garage.
kevtay1969@reddit
So being stupid with them and not using normally. This is why we have warning labels on everything, like lawn mowers are not for use on roofs.
Training-Fold-4684@reddit
Even flat roofs?
Displaced_in_Space@reddit
I'm going to call bullshit on this unless he's dead or severly mentally impaired.
I was born in 1965 and we actually had a full set of these and played with them. I swear the darts were as big as my forearm with a heavy weighted metallic tip.
If these were thrown over a house and hit someone in an eye, it likely would have been deeply embedded in his brain.
Skelastomybag@reddit
I mean I wasn't there when it happened, but that was the story in the neighborhood. The Mcgraw kids were always getting into shit.
texachusetts@reddit
“You’ll shoot your eye out” was no joke.
markaguynamedmark@reddit
Wasn’t the rule to stand in the circle as your opponent threw it?
EggForTryingThymes@reddit
Where’s the fun in that?
Displaced_in_Space@reddit
We had them and no one ever got injured.
As a matter of relative risk, every autumn we would find old bike tires tubes and make slingshots with tree branches and use acorns as ammo and have acorn fights.
Think wrist rockets with hard little nuts like stones the size of a nickel.
No one ever got their eye shot out, but holy hell those fucking things hurt.
Practical_Wind_1917@reddit
had a cousin who had one of the darts going through his shoe and into his foot, that made for a great july 4th cook out.
Linux4ever_Leo@reddit
No, we played with them all the time. Of course these were the big heavy original ones with the sharp stainless steel tip. LOL! We used to throw them at each other.
common_sense_canada@reddit
Yup. A lawn brawl would occur and these things would go flying around. Miracle nobody died.
PinkyLeopard2922@reddit
We didn't have them or we definitely would have done stupid stuff with them, likely resulting in injury. We were limited to doing stupid stuff and injuring each other with a croquet set. There are many useful tools for injury with croquet, the mallets, the heavy balls, and if you are extra good at it, even the wickets.
NotAnotherThing@reddit
No, we were all sensible not standing where they were going.
EvilDan69@reddit
Oooh me. We were at the cottage. Played with the dozens of times. It was so fun. parents went into the rented cottage to make lunch.
I though, I can throw it x far, I bet if I windmill this and let go it'll go so much farther. So i span up, released, then lost track of it for like 5 seconds, looking all around me... realized the only other direction but down, looked up and it booped me just above the hair line. it hurt quite a bit but it was fine. Didn't make a hole etc.
I walk into the back kitchen, where both my parents were putting together a lunch, and it was a look of 2 deer in the headlights meets if we don't panic, he won't panic.
Apparently the scalp can bleed like crazy, as it was all the way down my face, my neck etc. It was actually very superficial, and after holding a clean gauze to it , it just stopped on its own. No stiches, band-aid etc and went back to playing.
I never saw those lawn darts again. I think I was younger than 12.
Catnip_75@reddit
If my brother throwing them at me and having them get stuck in my knee, yes.
DarrenEdwardsVR@reddit
We had them until my brother attempted Fratricide. I have a scar under my eye and my grandmother told me before she died that he threw with intent.
Maleficent_Bit2033@reddit
Lawn darts wer crazy and on occasion someone would get a bit too close to throwing them at others. Yes we were feral children. The more dangerous toy was a slip and slide on a steep hill. Lots of cuts and bruises, sprained ankles and whatnot. Most toys or games became full contact sports when I was a kid, Gen x played for keeps.
nadiaco@reddit
No
PracticalApartment99@reddit
No, because we weren’t idiots.
n_thomas74@reddit
My sister knocked out another girl with a metal horseshoe at the local public pool. They removed them after that.
brzrkr76@reddit
No. To be fair I didn’t know anyone who did play with them.
handsomeape95@reddit
Only when playing jarts in jorts.
TheJokersChild@reddit
Hope you didn't shart your jorts when the jart came at you.
Honeybucket206@reddit
I caught mine every time
tooslow_moveover@reddit
No.
But it sure was hot that day, so I went to the hose to get a drink and…
G_Stenkamp72@reddit
I seriously don't remember them being called "Jarts". I only remember "Lawn Darts". But I guess our memory goes as we get older . No "Jarts" injuries that I recall (see afore mentioned comment) but many other injuries from questionable activity. So, so many
bonzai2010@reddit
We had “Jarts”. It was on the box. Probably just a brand name.
moopet@reddit
We didn't have lawn darts so we used a regular dart board one time. Threw the darts in the air and tried to catch them my running after them carrying the board. One of us got a dart in the wrist and had to have the others help pull it out because it was lodged too firmly.
blueboatmich66@reddit
No! It was fun and we had common sense.
JJQuantum@reddit
No because, though we were huge risk takers, we weren’t idiots.
limi2018@reddit
We found one somewhere as kids. Thought it was the coolest thing ever. Mom spotted us playing with it. Never saw her move quite as fast as she did to come take it away from us.
We were throwing it into the yard from the deck - no one was out there. We didn’t get why she was so freaked out until later. She might’ve been suspicious I’d consider asking my brother to catch it or something. LOL
Helpful-nothelpful@reddit
My grand parents had a set. I would go out in the yard and throw one up and cover my head with my hands and wait to see how close it came to me. Boy, that could have turned out very different.
Tall_Girl_97@reddit
We were just talking about this last week. My MIL (pushing 80) has a friend who lost an eye. It's the first real person I know who was ever hurt.
TheLastMongo@reddit
My cousin took one in the foot when I was a kid. I wasn’t allowed to play yet at that point. After that my Uncle really wasn’t allowed to pull them out at the family BBQs.
Athedeus@reddit
Not lawn, but my cousin threw a dart in the air, because he wanted to see how it would land...
nuttypoolog@reddit
Played em every memorial day with my grandpa's set. Never had an injury.
GaryNOVA@reddit
My brother and I definitely took out a couple of windows during our time.
Rude-Fortune6583@reddit
Yes. I took one to the foot back in 86. Fast forward to camping trip in 2019 and I am introduced to beer darts and yet again I take (a much smaller) dart to the foot lol
Responsible-Bee1194@reddit
Despite our best efforts, no.
Thatthingthis@reddit
We had a set that was rounded , like a weeble . Heavy base that would always land and stand tall. An urban set that could be played on harder surfaces than grass , like concrete or asphalt. Well , when held by the handle it was now a mace . A heavy, metal plastic coated mace . And we hit each other with them as melee weapons instead of ranged attacks.
Resident-Condition-2@reddit
Nope. Played a lot too.
IT_learning_only@reddit
Any tou can become a weapon. A friend of mine had to stop allowing legos at his house because the kids only made weapons to use in each other. They had no interest in Legos unless it was a weapon. At least one of those kids now wants to join the Marines just for the access to weapons.
Feminist_Hugh_Hefner@reddit
I remember this as a kid. So many kids wanted to come to my house because we had toy guns and were allowed to play cops and robbers. Those kids would still play cops and robbers at their houses too, but they had to use sticks and be quiet about it lol.
Parents are dumb.
Brilliant-Onion2129@reddit
Nope not a one!
attaboy_stampy@reddit
Not unintentionally.
shedwyn2019@reddit
This is a great answer.
bgier@reddit
A kid took a Jart to the head (graze wound) at my younger brother's little league season-end backyard BBQ hosted at the coach's house. There was A LOT of blood, some tears and much parental concern about the incident. He went to the ER and we later learned there were stitches involved. When a kid got stitches back then, it was a big deal to us kids. This was probably mid-late 80s and this event was burned into my brain.
APFIndy@reddit
Almost, I played with my wife a couple of years ago and there is not a safe place to stand when she’s throwing.
Old_Goat_Ninja@reddit
I did, I still have the scar on my head.
FlatSixFun@reddit
Nope. Just like with all the stupid stunts that we pulled…. We knew that we’d get in trouble for being stupid enough to get hurt in the first place. That fear was enough to make us consider our actions a little bit. Though I’m still not sure how we survived it all.
GACheesehead@reddit
I overestimated my toss and put the Jart right thru the back window of my dad’s car. We never played Jarts again.
Ammortalz@reddit
I ‘accidentally’ landed one on my neighbor’s arm.
MaximumJones@reddit
SignificantTransient@reddit
No. We knew how to play
daydreamersunion@reddit
I dont know of anyone personally who got hurt but a kid sent a lawn dart through the table umbrella at the picnic area and it got lodged in potato salad during an early 90s block party I attended.
User47B@reddit
No. But we followed some common sense rules: didn’t throw them at each other, all stood in the same area as we tossed them to the target. Also, I thought they were pretty boring and we didn’t play a ton.
bored2death2@reddit
Wait, what? you aren't supposed to toss them at people?
Alternative-Law4626@reddit
Nope. Never even heard of such a thing.
daemonhat@reddit
nope, not even close
ONROSREPUS@reddit
I played lawn darts a lot with my cousins on camping trips. None of use ever got hurt play this game. I don't think I know anybody personally that did.