Am I doing this diet thing correctly?
Posted by Gold-Opportunity-295@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 39 comments
Cucumber with ketchup
Posted by Gold-Opportunity-295@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 39 comments
Cucumber with ketchup
SomethingAbtU@reddit
yes, but remove the plastics, you're introducing tons of microplastics to your diet.
TheHandsomeJack-_@reddit
cucumbers with ketchup is one of my favorite snacks! I cut mine in to slices and dip them in ketchup like chips :)
Sxualhrssmntpanda@reddit
No. Ketchup has tons of sugar.
AppUnwrapper1@reddit
There’s so many other things that would go better on a cucumber. Even a plain cucumber would taste better than that.
sk1nnyjeans@reddit
I used to take one of those long seedless/English cucumbers to work with a little cup of ranch dressing and call it lunch.
It was awesome but I needed more food.
CalGuy81@reddit
This comment triggered a memory from a previous workplace.
The guy on the other side of my cubicle wall would bring a whole cucumber for lunch, every day, and just eat it like a banana. That slurpy-crunch noise would trigger some sort of fight-or-flight response in my brain, where it was either go for a long walk or commit grievous acts of violence.
AppUnwrapper1@reddit
I snack on plain Persian cucumbers like they’re pickles when I’m just trying to make it to my next meal.
Brif@reddit
I thought it was an avocado at first
smth_smthidk@reddit
Why would an avacado have a runny pit
TheNewYellowZealot@reddit
It’s rude to ask. Mind your business.
ThePsychoKnot@reddit
The phrase "at first" here means that they briefly thought it looked like an avocado at their initial glance, but upon closer inspection they realized that it in fact is not. Your comment seems to be working under the assumption that they still think it's an avocado in spite of this. However if you actually read what you replied to it will be obvious that they do not, and so mentioning that specific detail is not relevant at all. Hope that helps.
Slowmyke@reddit
Lol, have you seen this sub before?
smth_smthidk@reddit
Fair enough
ElegantCoach4066@reddit
Doodoocado
Bpopson@reddit
That sounds like Brad Pitts artistic child
realsavagelike_@reddit
Avocado *
smth_smthidk@reddit
Thabks
Cosmic_Voidess@reddit
I thought that was an avocado that was bleeding
Inevitable-Salary-23@reddit
There's better ways to eat cucumber
clababkabab@reddit
Chop it into whatever shape you like and toss it in chili crunch and sesame oil. Never look back.
Soulsborneenjoyer23@reddit
I mean kinda? If you like ketchup and wanna cut calories, cucumber is a good source of vitamins, basically no calories and keeps you hydrated
Ibshredz@reddit
Bro made an avocadon’t 😂
filthy_casual_42@reddit
Why is your cucumber bleeding
Gold-Opportunity-295@reddit (OP)
Period blood
shinichimechazawa@reddit
mmm, iron
stopchooingsoloud@reddit
I like them with just salt. Preferably without the bitter skin and cut into little pucks.
Emotional-Photo-642@reddit
Don't starve yourself 😭😭😭
danfish_77@reddit
I like cucumber on its own or with hummus
altruistic_cheese@reddit
At first, I thought I had unlocked an unfortunate new fear regarding avocados.
Turns out it was just another fear about humans.
00trysomethingnu@reddit
It’s giving “avocado hand.” Google at your own risk.
Dangerous-Courage412@reddit
pmMeansnadda@reddit
At first glance, it looks like you hollowed out a cucumber and shoved a hot dog in it.
AmputatedStumps@reddit
No
YumyRiceball@reddit
You can try hummus with cucumbers.
asa1@reddit
Try cucumber red onion and tomato. With salt pepper and balsamic vinegar. Simple and tasty.
TapeDeckSlick@reddit
Nah, just a tough of salt if anything. Ketchup and cucumber sounds grim
erect_dragonly@reddit
Exactly this. Cut up cucumber with some salt can be good, gets all juicy, nice snack when it’s warm out and the cumber has been in the fridge.
But this… bleeding cucumber, being eaten like a banana while still in the plastic wrapper? No.
AngelFishUwU@reddit
Yeah u are
ddconque@reddit
Low calories yes, but ketchup with sugar can increase your appetite even more