Am I doing this diet thing correctly?

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SomethingAbtU@reddit

yes, but remove the plastics, you're introducing tons of microplastics to your diet.

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TheHandsomeJack-_@reddit

cucumbers with ketchup is one of my favorite snacks! I cut mine in to slices and dip them in ketchup like chips :)

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AppUnwrapper1@reddit

There’s so many other things that would go better on a cucumber. Even a plain cucumber would taste better than that.

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sk1nnyjeans@reddit

I used to take one of those long seedless/English cucumbers to work with a little cup of ranch dressing and call it lunch.

It was awesome but I needed more food.

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CalGuy81@reddit

This comment triggered a memory from a previous workplace.

The guy on the other side of my cubicle wall would bring a whole cucumber for lunch, every day, and just eat it like a banana. That slurpy-crunch noise would trigger some sort of fight-or-flight response in my brain, where it was either go for a long walk or commit grievous acts of violence.

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AppUnwrapper1@reddit

I snack on plain Persian cucumbers like they’re pickles when I’m just trying to make it to my next meal.

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Brif@reddit

I thought it was an avocado at first

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smth_smthidk@reddit

Why would an avacado have a runny pit

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TheNewYellowZealot@reddit

It’s rude to ask. Mind your business.

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ThePsychoKnot@reddit

The phrase "at first" here means that they briefly thought it looked like an avocado at their initial glance, but upon closer inspection they realized that it in fact is not. Your comment seems to be working under the assumption that they still think it's an avocado in spite of this. However if you actually read what you replied to it will be obvious that they do not, and so mentioning that specific detail is not relevant at all. Hope that helps.

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Gold-Opportunity-295@reddit (OP)

Period blood

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AngelFishUwU@reddit

Yeah u are

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ddconque@reddit

Low calories yes, but ketchup with sugar can increase your appetite even more