What does this text mean?
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mpar@reddit
Newcastle? Geordies have this thing where they insist cheesy chips is some mackem (Sunderland) thing. The stereotype is mackems eat cheesy chips and blue pop. Im from Sunderland and i have no idea why. If so, the sign basically says no mackems allowed in here.
Professional-Test239@reddit
This is the correct answer.
Bob Mortimer has a podcast with a bloke from Sunderland called Andy Dawson and Bob teases him about liking blue pop. And Bob claimed that there is only one bay leaf in Sunderland and it gets passed around whenever anyone is making a lasagne.
ooooomikeooooo@reddit
https://youtu.be/40yx5brXwKg?si=_fw6ilUnnnpEOfiE
Here's his song from the Sunderland tourist board.
TomAtkinson3@reddit
Can honestly say I've not laughed that much in a long time
ooooomikeooooo@reddit
He's a genius. Luckily there's more:
Sunderland girl https://youtu.be/aKhvTqKPuUI?si=6Xv-2W47xcsAJ1HZ
Sunderland is a nightmare https://youtu.be/zJDbyk2wWQ0?si=HlbUtn7Z0kqiw2fm
A Mackem Christmas https://youtu.be/2lT5EY8mI5k?si=haVf8WCy33pqKg7v
mlopes@reddit
Listened to Sunderland Girl and now I'm here thinking what's the best bit, them throwing bones at a bus after having KFC, or the ending, now you're chained to a wall like the donkey from KFC. š¤£š¤£š¤£
smellycoat@reddit
"Ow mate yer canne park on the hard standin thas where me alsatian does 'is lovemeeakin"
tinymoominmama@reddit
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torakrubik@reddit
āThe lasses stride around like the prawns from District 9ā is fucking amazing, how does he think up this stuff lol
derbo12@reddit
Who was a nightmare first? Sunderland or Rosalind?
ooooomikeooooo@reddit
Not sure. The Sunderland one was released on the podcast 6 months before the Rosalind one aired on Taskmaster but I don't know when that was filmed.
He's used the same tune on shooting stars way before either.
TomAtkinson3@reddit
You've made my day, thank you! Absolutely creasing up at the repeated references to dogs in prams and drinking Dolmio
Professional-Test239@reddit
They did a live show and Bob got Andy to neck a jar of the white Dolmio stuff
Junkoftheheartss@reddit
Wish he went harder on Sunderland tbh, as a fellow blue pop drinking, cheesy chip and Garlic sauce lover x
deHaga@reddit
Athletico Mince?
Professional-Test239@reddit
Yep
g0_west@reddit
Have they made any new episodes in the last couple years? Last I followed to they were just posting clips and roasted parsnips or whatever the side show is called. I'm craving some full on mince episodes
Samecat@reddit
Sadly no, the last proper episode was 125 from August 2024.
Waste_Sail3175@reddit
Thatās not correct at all. There was one last month.
mcglash@reddit
Athletico Mince. Bob at his best.
AgentCirceLuna@reddit
God,Iād fucking hate that. Iām from an area with a reputation like that but Iāve always been into very middle-class sensibility hobbies. This would make me just walk out.
resident_queerdo@reddit
You had me at "Bob Mortimer has a podcast".
Glad-Lynx-5007@reddit
Says a guy from MIDDLESBROUGH? LOL
MissionLet7301@reddit
Probably just confused about the idea of putting anything green near food rather than making fun of Sunderlandās bay leaf.
mpar@reddit
Bob's jabs at sunderland on there are genuinely brilliant. Only man I've felt honoured to have had him taking the piss out of us.
Largejam@reddit
I think it's more weird that it is implying Geordies don't like it as cheesy chips are great
merseyboyred@reddit
What they both need to do is combine them, chips, cheese & gravy is great, and heal a divide at the same time.
Largejam@reddit
Bring poutine to the UK!
caniuserealname@reddit
Not just that they don't like cheesy chips, but that they take some amount of pride in not liking cheesy chips, which is truly baffling to me.Ā
UberMcWolf@reddit
This seems a bizarre thing to make fun of (the cheesy chips part anyway, blue pop is a bit strange). As a glasweigian cheesy chips > chips and gravy and it's not close.
turbospeedweasel@reddit
They love blue drink, chicken dippers, and alsatians according to Bob Mortimer.
Amazing-Heron-105@reddit
everyone loves chicken dippers
BlackJackSackIcePack@reddit
If cheesy chips are wrong I don't want to be right
Kristov_12@reddit
Born and bred Gerodie and iv never heard the blue pop bit, but iv always known the cheesy chips.
Thought it was always a stereotyping joke like everyone in London eats jellied eels but when i did some work in Sunderland years ago and went for bait over the course of the week nearly every chippy had cheesy chips on the menu.
Tried them once, friggin rank. Cheap white cheddar that made the chips wet and the cheese grease made the newspaper see through (thats how long ago it was).
Erivandi@reddit
Cheesy chips are also popular in Scotland but I've only ever had them once and they gave me crippling heartburn. Thought I was going to die.
KirbyWarrior12@reddit
I think that's the feeling every takeaway meal in Scotland is going for, tbf
TakeMeToFatmandu@reddit
You need good chips and good cheese otherwise you get a shitty greasy congealed mess. Cheesy chips and garlic from Chilino's after a night out was always a treat, even better in a wrap
Coretmanus@reddit
Went to Durham uni (from Preston originally) and Cheesy chips was the most popular menu choice. So to me I thought it was a more southern thing as I always went for chips and gravy and garnered looks of confusion.
fuggerdug@reddit
Cheesy chips was a thing amongst the youth where I live for a bit. Same with chips and mayo, which is genuinely rank.
DrThaddeusRSVenture@reddit
I always thought it was more mocking the accent, like wheeās keys are thees keys?
Glad-Lynx-5007@reddit
I've never had cheesy chips nor blue pop. Sunderland born and bred. Its a weird one.
Adventurous-House476@reddit
This makes a lot more sense than my theory that only people with the maiden name cheesy chips are allowed in.
Milkythefawn@reddit
I've lived in the north east my whole life and I've never heard this one.
onecloudtv@reddit
Walk away! No one separates me from my cheesy chips!
KarlBrownTV@reddit
No cheesy chips allowed.
Or it's someone who's maiden surname is Cheesy Chips Allowed In Here
Beautiful-Lily22@reddit
iām so exhausted from my thesis, but it probably means something about the authorās perspective or intent. just a guess.
RobSamson@reddit
'Nee' means maiden name
'Cheesy' is something that is insincere or tacky
'Chips' are used in poker to quantify bets
'Allowed' is an archaic spelling of 'aloud' which is to be heard
'In Here' is reinforcing the 'aloud'/'allowed' just before
When you put it all together, hopefully it's obvious now. :)
pullingteeths@reddit
They were asking about the meaning of the sign not the individual words. The answer
RobSamson@reddit
I think youāll find itās you that has misunderstood what was going on and Iām sorry about that.
SirRyan007@reddit
I only ever went to Sunderland once, went to a nightclub called the spider something or other and my mate got his wallet stolen. I pulled some bird and she kept insisting on holding my penis every time I peed
ir0nychild@reddit
You get your cheesy chips, for a quid
You get your cheesy chips, for a quid
You get your cheesy chips, for a quid
Sunderlandās a massive club (are they FUCK)
Mother_Juggernaut470@reddit
Well itās either allowed or nee allowed ya egg
knightsbridge-@reddit
Surely this is obvious... ?
"Nee" is a regional variant of "No". It says "No cheesy chips allowed in here". It's a joke.
pullingteeths@reddit
They're asking about what the wider meaning of the sign is/what the joke is, not what "nee" means
omgu8mynewt@reddit
Never heard of 'nee' for no. Midlander here
JBEqualizer@reddit
Considering that the one who died was from Barrow, which is in Cumbria, he very much wasn't a Geordie. The one who isn't dead is the Geordie.
omgu8mynewt@reddit
Same thing to me haha
JBEqualizer@reddit
Same thing? They're 130 miles apart. That's a similar distance as Cardiff is to Heathrow airport.
omgu8mynewt@reddit
Because im from the Midlands and can tell the difference between a loughborough or a wolverhamptom accent easily but a Cumbria or Georgie not so much
RetroRegretso@reddit
It's deeper than that.
Outrageous_Editor_43@reddit
Obvious for those from the UK (in most cases) but they may not be aware of the local lingo as the said they stayed there.
Also, the 'cheesy chips' bit may not relate to chips but to people from Sunderland.
gazwel@reddit
What region, is it Geordie or something?
Only-Grapefruit-7035@reddit
dont get cheesy chips on your knees because its messy
MiddleAgeCool@reddit
It's from Newcastle and relates to the Newcastle / Sunderland football rivalry.
Newcastle mock Sunderland fans for always eating cheesy chips. Sunderland fans mock Newcastle fans for always eating chips with gravy.
The sign is typical of those sold in Newcastle with "Nee" being Geordie for no.
KiwiShmiwi@reddit
Cheese AND gravy, they can both hate me.
ezprt@reddit
āthe french call it poutineā
alvenestthol@reddit
Poutine be like
arcadefirenewcastle@reddit
Legitimately the best option. Hating cheesy chips is lizard brained nonsense but itās only improved by gravy. I knew a Mackem at college who ate cheesy chips with beans and that was a bridge too far for me.
JamesNUFC1998@reddit
Sounds areet that wor kid
DrBob2016@reddit
Perry has entered the chat, (after a weekend away watching Oasis).
JamesNUFC1998@reddit
Wor kid, not R kid
KiwiShmiwi@reddit
Suns out, taps aff.
OptimusCullen@reddit
The Canadians have entered the chat
MiddleAgeCool@reddit
It's like poutine, but better ;)
KGB-dave@reddit (OP)
!answer thanks! So Geordie is some kind of dialect or regional language?
Maybe_not_a_chicken@reddit
What a suspicious username to be asking questions with
1SaucyBean@reddit
It's both a regional identity and a dialect.
JamesNUFC1998@reddit
Aye
Royal-Animal5033@reddit
I'm always reminded of the Ross Noble joke/tangent where he pointed out that "knee-length boots" would mean completely the opposite in Newcastle compared to the rest of the country.
notactuallyabrownman@reddit
No one, ever, has maocked Newcastle fans for eating chips and gravy, least of all Sunderland fans.
BroldenMass@reddit
My mrs is from near Durham, basically in the middle of Newcastle and Sunderland. Her late night takeaway of choice is cheesy chips with gravy. Make of that what you will.
g0_west@reddit
Such a funny thing to have a rivalry about lol. "you eat delicious food that everybody else also eats"
roar_dark@reddit
Ye get cheesy chips fora quid!!
Expert_Surround_1238@reddit
New castle?
CheesyChips@reddit
I donāt like this post
SubtractAd@reddit
Cheesy chips ban?
punkfence@reddit
Mackems are saying that cheesy chips aren't their thing, which is true, it's more of a Smoggie thing tbh
wybird@reddit
Anyone with the maiden name āCheesy Chipsā wouldnāt be allowed in that establishment
tinymoominmama@reddit
Is not more of a cheasey chiaps thing? Saying that nowhere,before or since, has come close since the City takeaway circa 1993, cheesy chips wise.
xmilkbonex@reddit
Don't forget the seagulls!
Stevotonin@reddit
I believe it says "People from Sunderland should leave"
Billy_Daftcunt@reddit
We call this 'Mag Behaviour'. People answering are only half correct, I assume they're either too young or not from the area, for this "hilarious" craic.
'Cheesy chips' was used by Newcastle fans, because of the way it sounded in Mackem. It's somehow, over the years, been twisted to mean that's what Mackems eat.
Anyway, it blew up in their faces, back in 2014, and they've been quite quiet about it since.
In fact, they've been VERY quiet this season š¤
notactuallyabrownman@reddit
I'm also sure that cheesy chips entered the north east via the Wear, they used to be way more prevalent in the takeaways in Sunderland when I was a kid.
SMYLTY@reddit
Geordies shot themselves in the foot avoiding cheesey chips. They're absolutely delicious
Leader_Bee@reddit
No cheesy chips allowed in here.
I'd wager this sign is Scottish.
wonderman48@reddit
I'm afraid you would lose that wager because that indeed is a geordie sign. I should know I'm a geordie
Leader_Bee@reddit
Ok thanks, I just cant imagine in my mind a Geordie accent and no being pronounced like that!
Need more Geordie representation in the media!
KentuckyCandy@reddit
MORE!? We're at maximum capacity.
PassiveChemistry@reddit
The more the merrier!
LewisMileyCyrus@reddit
geordie/ north east most likely, scottish would go with "nae" rather than nee
Mimicking-hiccuping@reddit
I never even noticed it said nee and not nae š
PolebagEggbag@reddit
And there's absolutely no chance anywhere in Scotland would ban chips and cheese. Add curry sauce and you've got a 1am wonder meal.
RandomGeordie@reddit
Definitely Geordie aye
Leader_Bee@reddit
It did cross my mind but I didn't know if there were local variations.
alphahydra@reddit
Aye, you might hear it in the Groundskeeper Willie variant.
Quiet_surprise79@reddit
Would more likely be "nae" if it were a Scottish sign
thoway44@reddit
Right, so the sign is basically a Geordie version of āno mackemsā because of that classic cheesy chips stereotype. Itās mad how deep the chip-based insults run in that rivalry, with gravy vs. cheese being the whole divide. Honestly, youād never get this level of banter over a side dish anywhere else in the UK. Good find for a cottage souvenir though.
mildysus@reddit
Since the right answer has already been given
It means chips with the maiden name cheesy are allowed in there
Feeling-Tank1628@reddit
Itās code. Itās means no swinging in that house
Grimreaper9972@reddit
Aye id say its abouy the newcastle sunderland footy rivalry as a geordie ive teased a sunderland footy fan thats a family friend even though i dont do footy (much to my mothers heartache)
ReviewEnvironmental2@reddit
Wey it means divvent bring yer cheesy chips into wor hoose man.
Krakshotz@reddit
Based on the rivalry between Newcastle and Sunderland.
A popular chant sung by Newcastle fans was āThey eat cheesy chips, for a quidā (to the tune of āHeās got the whole world in his handsā).
Sunderland fans promptly turned it into āCheesy chips on Wembley Wayā because Sunderland have been to Wembley numerous times in recent years compared to Newcastle.
Sapphicorns@reddit
āNeeā is no in Dutch but idk why they would use thatā¦ š¤·š»āāļø
hoverside@reddit
Scots and the northern dialects of English preserve some things from Old English that are closer to Dutch and Frisian than in "standard" modern English.
Sapphicorns@reddit
Interesting! Iām Dutch and I didnāt know that
Dankslayer2001@reddit
Another interesting Geordie crossover for you. Instead of āIām going homeā it would be āam gan hyemā with hyem being similar to the Dutch word heem for home. Itās more than likely the two words have the same root origin from the time of the vikings.
uhohshiny@reddit
And Danish/Norwegian āhjemā but itās actually a word from Northern Middle English/Old English thatās survived up here. Other words we use are of Norse influence though - ābairnā and ālopā
-XiaoSi-@reddit
The north east was a busy port and a major shipbuilding district. As such, a lot of words in the regional dialect are āborrowedā from other languages.
For example, the north east term āstotā means to throw an item against something and likely derives from the Dutch word for bounce. āNettyā was (although it has now largely fallen out of use) the word for toilet and is likely taken from the Italian gabbinetti, meaning public toilets.
bigzdarkliter@reddit
There are some key differences in how people from Sunderland and Newcastle speak. To outsiders, these aren't noticeable - but kind of those who know, know.
In mackem (my mother tongue) - we pronounce cheesy chips like - 'cheyzey chips'. Whereas in Geordie it's more 'chizzy chips'.
Mackems pronounce y's more prominently in words where there isn't one, this, also gave birth to jibes like "weyze keys are theyze keys" (whose keys are these keys).
Geordies similarly don't pronounce the u vowel well. So house (hoose), mouse (mooss) are probably the equivalents. In fact I regularly used "is there a mooss loose aboot ya hoose" in retort to any cheesey chip or weeze keys jibes.
Because people in the north east are actually very similar, we tend to sieze on these subtle differences to show how different we are. Which is ironic really so in practice it works more like an inside joke to northerners who knows this.
100% mackem but love the city of Newcastle, and the people. Except on derby day š¤£
lufcwill@reddit
Nee means no
DevilsAdvocate1662@reddit
Why not both cheese and gravy? Poutine is delicious
bobsnervous@reddit
This a geordie joke cos cheesy chips and garlic is like the geordie cuisine.
PurpleSi@reddit
No, it's mackem cordon bleu
Pedantichrist@reddit
Donāt eat the cheesy chips.
ukbot-nicolabot@reddit
OP marked this as the best answer, given by /u/MiddleAgeCool.
^(What is this?)
scottishkelpie@reddit
Omg I went to uni in Newcastle and had no idea this was a thing lmao. I always got cheesy chips after a night out
EmbroidedBumblebee@reddit
No cheesy chips are allowed in here
MyWifeWasMurdered@reddit
How can you not work this out?
Long-Woodpecker-1980@reddit
I think it's easy for a native speaker - we just hear a geordie accent in our heads.
I could imagine a non native speaker going down a rabbithole looking for a definition
MyWifeWasMurdered@reddit
Native? The only word here that isn't is "NEE". Even without that word, you can work it out.
Reg_Vardy@reddit
Women with the maiden name of "Cheesy-Chips" are welcome here. Being called "Donna" is a bonus.
argosafe@reddit
Because certain demographic groups can't spell "no".
AllThatIHaveDone@reddit
The word is 'nae', not 'no'. It's not English.
RandomGeordie@reddit
Nah we just like to write how we speak
Puzzledandhangry@reddit
Username checks out
vipros42@reddit
We are the knights who say "nee cheesy chips"
Leader_Bee@reddit
Shrubbery!
Pale-Tutor-3200@reddit
Its a Geordie vs Mackam thing. This being pro black n white
ShingledPringle@reddit
Look, they don't want any of the cheese off your cheesy chips going where it shouldn't.
Be_Grateful8@reddit
Quite easy to work out š
Fionacat@reddit
Only official Nee cheesy chips are allowed, otherwise they are considered fromage pomme de frite and banned.
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