How often do you replace your toilet brush? It’s got to be the filthiest item in a home but most of us seem to ignore it sitting there for years on end.
Posted by According_Sundae_917@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 718 comments
And is there a better solution? Those rubbery ones still need cleaning.
And while we’re here does anyone have any toilet brush stories? I dunno, I’m bored
manc_franc@reddit
You mean you don’t put it in the dishwasher like everybody else??
Captain_Jurassic@reddit
I’ve never had one nor will I ever understand why people do. I think they’re absolutely disgusting!
Southern-Orchid-1786@reddit
If you ever have visitors, I'd suggest getting one - at least allows them to clean marks from the bowl
RabbitRabbit77@reddit
I don’t have one either. I clean the toilet with two sheets of kitchen towel in a wad while wearing rubber gloves. Then throw the kitchen towel in the bin (not flush) never had an issue.
Mogidogi@reddit
...so how do you clean your toilet?
Chemical_Stop_1311@reddit
With my bare hands of course!
Azigol@reddit
How would you clean skidmarks off the bottom of the toilet bowl if you had to?
Captain_Jurassic@reddit
I’ve always found that a hearty dose of bleach does the trick. If there’s a skid mark on the side I’ll just piss on it and bleach.
benitoaramando@reddit
Bleach will bleach, but it won't shift solids.
AirlineSevere7456@reddit
Yeah my skiddies that go round the U bend on the bottom, never flush away bleach or no. Really don't know how people only use bleach.
benitoaramando@reddit
Yeah that's the thing, bleach isn't some super-corrosive agent that just dissolves away organic matter. Mainly it disinfects and oxidizes coloured compounds into colourless one, so my theory is that it just makes the shit less visible. You also have to leave it in the bowl for a while to work. I'd rather just deal with it immediately.
ManicPixiRiotGrrrl@reddit
that’s just not true though
MustrumRidicully@reddit
The head of our toilet brush is screwed on. My son took a massive shit and blocked the toilet. He then used the brush to try and push his kebab-log round the bend, managing to unscrew the head and getting it jammed in bend under the now-shitty water in the process. Removing it, he got shit-water all over the bathroom floor. He is no longer allowed to order mixed-kebab meat trays.
Difficult-Thought-61@reddit
I used to work at Tesco and one fine morning was sat in the staff restaurant, enjoying my breakfast. A rather portly colleague walked in asking if the restaurant staff had any scissors he could borrow. As he went to fetch them, the guy from the restaurant asked what they were for. The portly fellow replied that he’d taken a giant shit and was going to use the scissors to cut it up. He wasn’t given the scissors.
Lou-Lemon-Cake@reddit
WTF hahaahhaah
Specific-Sundae2530@reddit
That's happened at home, the joy of having teenagers and an adult son. I had to put on a rubber glove and bag the loch Ness monsturd, because it just sat there wedged in and nothing was going to budge it. Nobody would confess to producing this mega turd. Re. the brush it gets replaced when it's too grim to get clean. But you can squirt bleach on it and leave it sitting in the bowl as long as you remember it's there...
AcrobaticWedding2130@reddit
Keeping with the kebab theme. When my son blocks the toilet, I give him a disposable wooden bbq kebab stick. He has to slice and dice the 💩so that it can flush away. then drop the stick into a rubbish bag and then I make him drop the fully tied up bag into the wheelie bin!!
PiesPiesAndPies@reddit
I've heard of "cutting one off" but ...
Rymundo88@reddit
I would've thought there's better tools than scissors for unblocking a toilet, though I suppose every little helps
HorrorAccomplished78@reddit
Hot water carefully poured on the brown log will do the job.
Worried_Sweet_7085@reddit
Old wire coathanger works.
Particular-Bid-1640@reddit
I thought that was for other carry-on luggage
Superslim-Anoniem@reddit
Poop knife!
mozchops@reddit
Garden shears? Edging shears? A large ziptie perhaps?
TerrifiedRedneck@reddit
Poop knife?
Lavidius@reddit
Poop knife
oh_not_again_please@reddit
Forgot his poop knife that day did he?
purplechemist@reddit
Username checks out
greatstonedrake@reddit
What? the restaurant didn't have a poop knife?
paolog@reddit
I thought you were going to say he is no longer allowed in the house.
greywingspan@reddit
I am the first person in my bloodline to read this string of words.. I feel honoured
pinkdaisylemon@reddit
A full horror story unfolding in just one sentence!
bornfromanegg@reddit
Five sentences, actually.
Right, that’s my pedanticness ring closed for the day.
PipalaShone@reddit
*pedantry
bornfromanegg@reddit
I’ve found my peeps
ChrisChros87@reddit
*Poops
loosetea123@reddit
Wish I could give you an award for this, in bed next to my sleeping fella had to stifle a laugh so I didnt wake him up!!
ChrisChros87@reddit
I hate using that word because I'm not American but it was worth it
Content-Yogurt-4859@reddit
*pedanting?
British_Flippancy@reddit
*poodantry
TerrifiedRedneck@reddit
I dunno “He is no longer allowed to order mixed-kebab meat trays” paints an horrific picture in just one sentence.
You put that one sentence in a thread asking for toilet brush stories, it’s definitely conjuring some imagery.
dravidosaurus2@reddit
It's a sentence that you can smell.
sixsik6@reddit
*uncurling
fergie_89@reddit
This is wht millennials don't reproduce.
AWhistlingWoman@reddit
My ex was at the seaside wearing just his trunks, and needed a shit. Went to do it, and then discovered there to be no paper. He had no socks to sacrifice, or pants, so he used the filthy, seaside public toilet, toilet-brush to scratch/scrape the shit off himself….
MzHmmz@reddit
Is that why he's your ex?
I don't think I could ever look at someone lustfully again if I knew they'd done that...
AWhistlingWoman@reddit
Weirdly, no. Not his worst offence 😂
Moomoocaboob@reddit
flicks off Reddit and goes back to work
appletinicyclone@reddit
🤔... clicks off?
pakcross@reddit
I've never seen the difference between Mobile and Computer users summed up so succinctly.
Tanukipop@reddit
Nah you flick the app up and away it goes, only clicks if you're using a pc, right?
Medium_Somewhere_981@reddit
Don’t you judge them for flicking their apple!
appletinicyclone@reddit
I wouldn't dare flick shame someone
bez_lightyear@reddit
Everyone has their kink...
Significant-Bend571@reddit
Not only did you have a toilet brush story, you had the story to end all other toilet brush stories
mozchops@reddit
It closed the lid on all others
Mokeloid@reddit
Yes mate
pinkdaisylemon@reddit
I actually felt quite flushed after reading it!
crowort@reddit
That’s what happens when bloody stupid Johnson built your bathroom.
Mokeloid@reddit
Fantastic thanks 🙏 you win
YhouZee@reddit
I regularly have to manually retrieve my toilet brush head (also screwed but I guess the threads are worn idk) from the u bend, especially after my toddler vigorously "washes" the toilet. I've done this maybe 10x and I don't know why it took me this thread to realise that I could actually just change the brush.
Past_Grass_@reddit
Kebab amateur.
You flush at different stages if your shit. No toilet is designed to take it all in one go.
PoodlesMcNoodles@reddit
Respectfully, Archchancellor, you need a poop knife.
crowort@reddit
That’s what happens when bloody stupid Johnson built your bathroom.
Nublett9001@reddit
A poop knife is almost certainly something that would be found in the sealed bathroom.
nadiestar@reddit
I’m gonna hate the movie adaptation of this story!
Serendiplodocus@reddit
Should have used the poop knife
youshouldbeelsweyr@reddit
At the start I thought this was a child, by the end it seems he is very much NOT a child xD
Superslim-Anoniem@reddit
This would be a perfect application of the ol' poop knife!
metalicdemon@reddit
Well now I don't feel like having breakfast 😭
BeagleMadness@reddit
I was about to make myself some lunch when I read this just now. I don't think I'll bother now. I'll try and hang on til teatime and try to forget I ever read this before then 🤢
mozchops@reddit
Or a kebab
Specialist-Web7854@reddit
Were you planning on having a mixed kebab meat tray?
davehemm@reddit
A succulent mixed kebab meat meal
KawaiiBunBun097@reddit
Sounds like he could have done with a poop knife
NebCrushrr@reddit
I did unbelievable shits when I was vegan, like pound bags of sugar, used to block the toilet without even having used paper yet. It's not all about meat!
Super-Surround-4347@reddit
If I had that my shit would be runny as fuck no way I could block the toilet 🤣
DrainpipeDreams@reddit
There's sometimes a risk of that shit which is neither solid nor liquid and replaces all of the water that was in the bowl. That's a real hopes and prayers situation as the water from the flush just sits on top of it until it is heavy enough to push it around the bend. There's a fine line between success and shitty water everywhere!
Super-Surround-4347@reddit
Haha I didn't know this. Ok I'd be in trouble then.
hyper_biscuit@reddit
You need to give him a poop knife!
Calm_Highlight_9320@reddit
At the beginning of this story I was picturing your son as a toddler.
Only at the last sentence did the realisation hot that this is probably a fully grown adult.
appletinicyclone@reddit
How do I undo seeing a thing
Curiouser666@reddit
ROTFLMAO!!!
TriumphDaytona@reddit
He used the wrong tool for the job. He should have used a poo knife!
Jacktheforkie@reddit
I binned the two part bog brush, fuckin shitty thing it was, got a one piece one now that doesn’t fall apart when I’m scrubbing steamers off
One_Complex6429@reddit
😂😂 Many years ago, a friend of mine was a youth hostel warden, went to visit them one day, found them in the cess pit inlet up to his welly tops trying to force a loo brush the wrong way down the pipe!
fugelwoman@reddit
How old is he
MustrumRidicully@reddit
More than old enough to know better!
fugelwoman@reddit
At least he tried to solve the issue instead of just leaving it to fester 😆
MeltingChocolateAhh@reddit
I love this story. Upvoted
PastafarianFSM@reddit
He then used the brush to try and push his kebab-log round the bend.
r/brandnewsentance
mozchops@reddit
New band name.
MobiusNaked@reddit
Kebab ‘boss’ fight
PokerFriend247@reddit
Poonami .. 😆
imnotabotimafreeman@reddit
thank you for sharing that little gem with us. My friend used to stay in my spare room when he was in town. Took a dump and blocked my loo, he said its ok it will soften over night and we'll cut it up with a knife tomorrow. Im guessing that was gonna be one of my knives too. He can stay, but he's under instruction now that he goes to his parents if he needs to dump.
Carrotxox@reddit
i think this is a sign to stop scrolling through reddit and go back to work
DifferentPangolin608@reddit
This got funnier the more I read 🤣🤣
UglyFilthyDog@reddit
Kebab-log. Delightful.
Better_Builder_3504@reddit
Perfect witty, wholesome anecdote to tell at his wedding.
Arthorius2024@reddit
One of those stories where the laughter intensifies as you read more 😂😂😂
noodledoodledoo@reddit
Insane to see this comment, I have almost the exact same story about my partner.
johnbobk@reddit
My granddad used to tell a story that (in the late 1940s) he had to use the 'seated toilet' in Euston Station, in rather a hurry just before his train was due to leave. He put his umbrella beside the WC. He then heard the call for his train so hurriedly dressed, grabbed his umbrella and ran to the platform, when he found that he had grabbed the toilet brush, not his umbrella!
Younger people might not realise: we used to have toilet brushes in public toilets & they did have a long wooden, umbrella like handle. So in the 1960s, when I was told this story, it was quite feasible. However my grandad did love a yarn so I was never completely sure.
Nook-Incs-Pet@reddit
We don’t have one as they gross me out. It’s rare for skids to happen in our house but if they do, they get wiped off with toilet paper and the bowl gets bleached. All the toilets in my house are clean and sparkly, not sure why a poo brush is needed tbh.
We do put a layer of toilet paper down the bowl over the water first pre-poo to stop ‘splash back’ so perhaps this also stops any skids?
Low_Tumbleweed8324@reddit
Are you me? Well said
LittleSadRufus@reddit
Ours is as much to scrub away hard water stains under the water as anything else.
Just as bleach can clean a toilet, it can also clean a brush. I do so whenever I use it. Ours isn't filthy at all.
Annual-Individual-9@reddit
Definitely...hard water area here, the brush is more for hard water buildup than poop buildup. Without a regular scrub the bottom of the bowl will get discoloured and also up inside the rim. I use bleach and elbow grease, and soak the brush in it's container in water and disinfectant once a week.
totential_rigger@reddit
Is there a trick to stoping these hard water stains? I can't even seem to remove mine with a toilet brush. The only thing I can do is drain the toilet water which is an AWFUL task and put those black domestos limescale tablets in and leave a day. If I don't drain is the tablets get too diluted (obviously I leave a tiny bit). But I have marks again within a few weeks which winds me up
CowDontMeow@reddit
I live in a hard water area too, once a week before bed I’ll use some toilet descaler, looks a bleach bottle, squirts like a bleach bottle etc.
Toilet has got to be 15years old at this point and has zero hard water staining.
The descaler coupled with eating a healthy amount of fibre means I’ve never needed a brush except for that time I had the flu but I was too ill to do anything other than pour bleach everywhere and it cleaned itself.
Nook-Incs-Pet@reddit
I think I could actually get on board with using a toilet brush on a clean toilet to scrub off any limescale deposits. However, I fear that guests may use it to scrape their skids off which would be vile…
Easy_Effort7985@reddit
“It’s rare for skids to happen in our house”
Ok Hyacinth.
Xenc@reddit
Miss Bouquet to you
benitoaramando@reddit
The pre-laid paper could explain things. But I feel sorry for any house guests you may have who don't know to do this and leave an underwater skid, as they would have no choice but to leave it in place, and you'd have no way of dealing with it yourself.
Easy_Effort7985@reddit
Me at my in laws!!!
Nook-Incs-Pet@reddit
I put bleach down for underwater skids and they go 🤷🏻♀️
Former_Ranger3529@reddit
so, don't do this unless you like chlorine gas like trench warfare stylee.
Nook-Incs-Pet@reddit
What? I don’t have a build up of anything in my toilet nor any noxious gases
SprinklesFar2065@reddit
What are you on about? If not bleach, what do you use to clean the toilets?
asoifjaoifjasd@reddit
What do your guests do if they leave a skid mark on the side of the toilet?
Polz34@reddit
I bought a silicon one and although it needs cleaning it lasts a lot longer than the traditional ones with brushes
smiley6125@reddit
Does it have enough scrubbing power? I always feel like it might be a bit soft.
batikfins@reddit
I‘m a house cleaner and these silicon doodads are the bane of my existence. They don’t clean better than bristles and they’re not any more hygienic, either. Prop your brush under seat when you’re done cleaning and let it dry before you put it away. It’s been sanitised in diluted bleach (toilet cleaner) so once it’s dry, it’s not really any less clean than anything else in your bathroom.
nathderbyshire@reddit
What type of shits are people having and how long are they leaving streaks in the bowl that a silicone brush doesn't clean the bowl? My god.
I've had silicone ones for years and they still look as good as the day I got them aside from yellowing a bit from using bleach.
They're completely cleanable unlike bristle brushes that you'll never fully get clean, way more hygienic as long as you have normal toilet trips.
If anyone wants to get rid of streaks just whip some bleach around the bowl and give it ten mins
MrAnderson69uk@reddit
Bleach doesn’t always shift the grime if you just leave it and flush rinse it. There will be some development of limescale (unless you put those things in the cistern). Those limescale patches where water dried in the pan and under the rim, will just get bleached clear/white, but will still need a scrub and preferably some limescale removing solution!
ImThatBitchNoodles@reddit
It's not just poop, though. When I used to do cleaning, there were a lot of toilets that had limescale on them. I'd cover the limescale with Harpic, leave it while I cleaned the rest of the house and then went at it with the toilet brush.
9/10 the Harpic softened it enough to clean it all with the brush as the bristles were hard enough to take it off. Those silicone ones wouldn't move shit. (No pun intented)
Serendiplodocus@reddit
I got a big tub of crystal citric acid. When it builds up, I sprinkle some in late at night and let it sit, and it comes off easily next morning. You can get like a kg pretty cheap on ebay and it will last ages
WillowCreekWanderer@reddit
Citric acid is a crowd favourite over on r/laundry, too
totential_rigger@reddit
For what? I am a cleaning tip noob
Serendiplodocus@reddit
Removing/softening limescale
nathderbyshire@reddit
Fair enough I've never dealt with it but they didn't mention that as one of the reasons. I know it can be hard to remove though and a pumice stone like tool can be used instead, I think I'd just have that and a silicone one if it came to it
A handle and four stones is about £10 on Amazon, if one can wait a week they're £1.50 on AliExpress
Weewoes@reddit
Ive never had limescale in any of the toilets ive lived with. Is it a hard water thing? Lack of use over time?
ImThatBitchNoodles@reddit
Hard water thing, even if you give them a quick clean every 2 days it still builds up if you don't leave the cleaner sit for an hour or so.
Illustrious-Milk6518@reddit
Definitely a hard water thing
MrAnderson69uk@reddit
Also, a lot of the time those brown stains at the base of the bristle bundles is rust from the metal staples used to retain the bundles in the plastic handle, but often people think it’s remnants of poo! I’ve had one bog brush for something like 25 years, from IKEA! It’s has a little rust staining but perfectly serviceable and hasn’t ever been used to push a wedged poo through, generally just used for cleaning with toilet cleaner. It must dry well or there’d be way more rusty stained bristles!
WillowCreekWanderer@reddit
Oh that's interesting, I get that on my nail brush sometimes and was wondering how it could possibly be rusting
Jacktheforkie@reddit
I’ve got an Ikea one, it’s looking a bit ratty after 5 years, gonna get a new one soon , I feel like a slightly deeper cup with a lip would really help as it would dry easier and the drippings could easily be poured out periodically
Suspicious_Banana255@reddit
My dad's cleaners like to leave bleach in the toilet brush holder and just pop it straight back. It's f-ing gross, I keep emptying it, since the time I sniffed out the murky brown broth they'd left for, probably, weeks.
batikfins@reddit
I can’t say I understand the chemistry but bleach degrades once diluted and becomes ineffective as a sanitiser after 24hrs exposed to light and air. You’re doing the right thing by emptying it because you’re right, it’s just a pool of manky water by that point.
hootersm@reddit
I'm glad a professional shares my opinion! My wife bought some a few years ago, I refuse to use them so we have two bog brushes by each toilet.
PyramidHeadSmokeWeed@reddit
I'm gonna do this next time!!!
RoyalCultural@reddit
They're definitely not as effective and require more vigor, but they're a good compromise.
PmMeyour_pretty_toes@reddit
I just tried to use one and it said my vigor stat was too low to use it effectively :/
Western-Cattle-694@reddit
New Achievement! You are a giant wimp. If you can't clean shit off a toilet, you'll never make it to level 3. Reward: Everyone will point and laugh as you walk by.
il0vOxy@reddit
Why is everyone spelling “vigour” the American way?
KleioChronicles@reddit
I can confirm they don’t. I caved a bought a proper toilet brush after years of not being able to scrub properly.
Suspicious-Rub8976@reddit
You only need scrubbing power if it's dried in, people should be cleaning off their own skid marks while it's fresh so a silicon one should be more than enough power
Samuraisheep@reddit
Depends on the shape of them, we've got one at work that's rubbish on fresh skids cause it doesn't fit in the bottom of the toilet well enough. Bristled one would bend/compress into the area better.
smiley6125@reddit
Yeah I have two kids. Getting them to flush is hard enough. Every time I have to ask if they flushed and washed their hands. “I forgot” comes out more often than I would like. Getting them to brush too is dreaming.
Suspicious-Rub8976@reddit
Lol fair, sometimes do cleaning in an office the amount of grown men that seemingly "forget" to flush and wash their hands is wild too
smiley6125@reddit
Yeah offices are full of animals.
pix1985@reddit
Depends when you use it, if you flush, clean your skid marks, flush then they’re great. If you leave the marks so they go hard and crusty then they’re less successful and you will need a bit of cleaning spray on the stain to soften it up first.
Polz34@reddit
I find it fine but I do live alone so must have soft poops 😂
Moongazer09@reddit
If someone's leaving skid marks when they go, I generally find (having past cleaning experience) that the person(s) leaving them is either eating too much meat and/or also not enough fiber and/or not enough fluids or they may have a bowel condition or some kind. A healthy poo shouldn't leave marks in the loo!
ohnoyoudontlikeme@reddit
They're absolutely shite mate
cyclic_phenomenon@reddit
Plus one for the silicone
Consistent-Sand-3618@reddit
It's just a shit eraser so it doesn't matter unless it looks like the ones in public loos with actual lumps of shit on
inkymittens@reddit
I had to move both out of reach following a horrible morning cleaning everywhere after I caught my toddler dragging one around the house and had to retrace his steps
ContextRules@reddit
Are you not cleaning the brush after using it?
Atpsahfl@reddit
Of course….with another cleaning brush. But then how do you clean the cleaning brush that cleans the cleaning brush?
MobiusNaked@reddit
Just pop it in the dishwasher
personalunderclock@reddit
Just for the statistical inevitability that ends up taking this advice seriously, please do not.
totential_rigger@reddit
I stg coincidentally I was googling how to clean toilet brushes and ended up on a r/cleaningtips thread and they were genuinely recommending this and it wasn't a joke.
personalunderclock@reddit
MobiusNaked@reddit
Lol. Probably would be ok but yeah DONT put shit in a dishwasher kids
Level_Pea_7469@reddit
I use my wife's toothbrush
reeko1982@reddit
I also use this guys wife’s toothbrush
SpyroGamerSince1994@reddit
I also miss this guy's wife's toothbrush
ContextRules@reddit
I dont clean it with another brush. I rinse it, dip it in a bucket with cleaner/disinfectant, and dry it.
jambo_1983@reddit
With the face towel, right?
Loud-Butterscotch234@reddit
Drip dry over the bath matt.
SelfSufficientHub@reddit
The towel forgets everything overnight
Dear_General1657@reddit
It’s brushes all the way down.
Fabulous_Function666@reddit
Reminds me of the cleaning song from the league of gentlemen
Affectionate_Day7543@reddit
The scene from league of gentlemen springs to mind
JustStraightUpLost@reddit
My brush has a hand guard (possibly for swashbuckling) that acts as a lid for the receptacle that’s like a tall cocktail shaker. I just fill the “cup” with bleach, that should kill everything when it’s deposited.
Organic_Reporter@reddit
How? I genuinely don't know how to clean mine, I'd rather not touch the dirty end!
Particular_Good_8682@reddit
I just flush the toilet with the brush in their and swish it about a bit
anchoredwunderlust@reddit
Yeah but then I end up with kinda dirty water building up in the toilet roll holder 😭
PenneTracheotomy@reddit
Hoping you mean the toilet BRUSH holder! Once the toilet has stopped flushing, I bash the brush about inside the toilet, like I’m ringing a school bell, to get the brush as dry as it can be, and the rest just evaporates away. Never noticed any water pooling up in the holder
anchoredwunderlust@reddit
Yes! 😅
MinimumBeginning5144@reddit
Dry it using a hair dryer.
Etheria_system@reddit
Leave it to dry - trap it between the seat and the toilet and let it hang for a bit
CrazyPlatypusLady@reddit
Bob Ross it against the cistern.
Particular_Good_8682@reddit
Beat the devil out of it!!!
Phainesthai@reddit
Be carful of 'happy accidents' when you do this.
fluctuating-devizes@reddit
I know the side to side flicking motion you mean but can't help but imagine what sort of happy accident youre having with a bog brush
CrazyPlatypusLady@reddit
I dunno, lack of a poopknife?
(By the way I don't do any of this, I'm a rinse and disinfectant person who's not afraid of getting poop on my hands because I know that soap exists).
Organic_Reporter@reddit
Yeah I do that, with bleach usually
Jr79@reddit
This is the way, or put some bleach in the water and swish the brush about a bit in there
BowiesFixedPupil@reddit
Me too and then because it's clean I use it as a back scratcher.
himit@reddit
I rinse it in the toilet flush & have bleach inside the toilet brush holder
Former_Ranger3529@reddit
you should NOT be using bleach anywhere near a bathroom. It creates chlorine gas ala Trench Warfare when mixed with urine and it etches the fuck out of vitreous porcelain.
Ezika7@reddit
Put it in the dishwasher
Organic_Reporter@reddit
With the toilet seat?
Lemon-Flower-744@reddit
I've literally seen people do this and I immediately leave 🤣
Ezika7@reddit
No way 🤢
Acceptable-Yam8689@reddit
I spray mine with an antibacterial spray after I rinse it in the toilet. It seems to work... Well, I haven't died yet so...
GreatChaosFudge@reddit
Bound to be a first time.
Acceptable-Yam8689@reddit
Uh oh
Strong_Engineering95@reddit
😂😂
madcaplaughed@reddit
i clean mine like the whisk guy from come dine with me
Puzzledandhangry@reddit
I guffawed at this hard!
hiddenemi@reddit
I never thought I would need to see the manual on a toilet brush before…
Terry__Tibbs@reddit
For real, are all these people really that disgusting?
AirlineSevere7456@reddit
yeah i rinse in bleachy water afterwards
Georgxna@reddit
I just put bleach in the toilet, slosh it about a bit and flush whilst the brush is still being held in the water.
burtonlazars@reddit
Just stick it in the dishwasher
Jacktheforkie@reddit
I dunk mine in the bog water and tap it out in the bog, then when I clean the bog I put the brush into the bleach water at the bottom and tap it out, the cup gets rinsed with bleach water because inevitably some poo ends up in there because of what the brush gets used for
SightlessFive@reddit
I put toilet cleaner down then scrub with my silicone one. Not sure why it wouldn’t be clean after all the bleach on it. Do people not bother with the bleach?
totential_rigger@reddit
I have a random toilet story. I used to use those fizzy tablets that you put in your cistern because I liked the fact it gave a thorough clean whenever you flush. Anyway I decided to put one in our other toilet that I typically did not use them there. 30 mins later fluorescent pink foam was coming out of every faucet/shower. Basically there's a flap to prevent backflow that was broken but we never knew because how would you know cistern water was going into your tap water before it was coloured?
It was a nightmare to get clean. The pH was testing incorrectly for ages (to indicate there was cleaning product still in the water). So we couldn't use the water for a few weeks. Fun
rugrat_uk@reddit
I generally put it in the dishwasher once a week with the poop knife. Hit wash, keeps them both nice, clean and hygenic.
paolog@reddit
Ironically, it might be the cleanest, if you always use it with bleach.
EviWool@reddit
I got an aerofresh one after seeing them at my son's and that has been the best design Ive ever had https://bargainfox.com/en/products/b07xb9tv6g
picnicspotlover@reddit
Duck fresh brush
theRicicle@reddit
I bought a toilet brush a month ago but it didn’t take me long before going back to paper! Ouchie
NorthernblokeUK@reddit
We just clean ours when we clean the toilet. is that not the way?
GetCapeFly@reddit
TIL there’s such a thing as a poo knife. YSK: fibre is your friend.
WillowCreekWanderer@reddit
Oh yeah, the original poop knife post is a reddit classic
Dear_General1657@reddit
Yeah. We have one of those silicone ones. I get those fizzy tablets (Domestos?) and, at night, maybe once a week or so, I put the brush in the toilet and put one of those tablets in. It sanitises the brush head and makes the bathroom smell nice.
Careful though. One morning, my daughter sat down and got a bit of a shock!!
DemonEggy@reddit
"Yes, doctor, that's my story and I'm sticking to it."
jamnut@reddit
Yeah the bleachy water will clean it and the flush will rinse it
crickety-crack@reddit
We have a "shit stick"!
My mam came up with a rhyme - "How much shit could a shit stick shift, if a shit stick could shift shit" :)
Hitonatsu-no-Keiken@reddit
The blue (other colours are available) liquid toilet cleaner kills 99% of germs. The blue liquid goes on the brush while you're brushing. That should mean it's killing germs on the brush and it's not as filthy as you think it is.
Millefeuille-coil@reddit
Until your three year old is found buttering toast with it
NorthernblokeUK@reddit
Nutella?
Millefeuille-coil@reddit
I can’t believe it’s not Nutella.
NorthernblokeUK@reddit
Pootella?
sixsik6@reddit
*Buttella
P-l-Staker@reddit
It used to be... at one point...
mozchops@reddit
You'd batty believe it
thisthrowawaythat202@reddit
Do you have a story you’d like to share?
sugarrayrob@reddit
No, you have to season your poo knife so it develops a good patina over time.
matthewbowers88@reddit
*pootina
sixsik6@reddit
*shatina
Dear_General1657@reddit
Vladimir Pootina
SleaterK7111@reddit
I can't believe you've done this
Worried_Sweet_7085@reddit
Chocolate lollipop
cinesister@reddit
Yeah do people not clean their toilet brushes? wtf lol
Arthorius2024@reddit
You need to sharpen it more often than not, no one wants a blunt poo knife!
SelfSufficientHub@reddit
A blunt poo knife is more danger than a sharp one
NorthernblokeUK@reddit
if you need to sharpen your poo knife, cut some fibre out of your diet!
DotCottonsHandbag@reddit
Depends how squidgy your shits are!
oli_ramsay@reddit
Yea that's the normal way. Just pop it in the dishwasher each time you clean the loo, it's easy
BadgerSmaker@reddit
Dishwasher? Just use the loo brush to do dishes in the sink, comes out sparkling.
The_Full_Monty1@reddit
Of course I clean my poo knife. How else would I butter my bread!
Brewer6066@reddit
Just lick it clean and put it back.
Itchy-Researcher-116@reddit
This is the way (says the Mandalorian)
Sir-Beardless@reddit
Mine comes in a "pot" that's taller than the brush. When its dirty, I fill the pot with bleach and soak it like I do the toilet.
Its probably the cleanest thing in the bathroom actually.
gowithflow192@reddit
Filthy things, I don’t need one. Flush before sitting down, that helps stop remnants sticking on the bowl if it’s wet already. Can even line it with paper. Throw down bleach as a last resort.
pelpops@reddit
There’s someone I know who buys a new toilet brush for her AirBnB for every guest. She says they’re just £1 from B&M so it’s fine. Three brushes a week most weeks. It’s shocking to think of the plastic waste just because she thinks guests would want a fresh toilet brush. If I knew a place was doing that it would stop me from staying there.
DIY_at_the_Griffs@reddit
Yea that’s mental!
box-o-locks@reddit
I hate toilet brushes. Disgusting things that no-one should own.
I have a pair of rubber gloves and a sponge for toilet cleaning. Get your hand down there and give it a good clean.
DotCottonsHandbag@reddit
Asking in curiosity - do you bin the sponge after every single toilet-cleaning? If not, what’s the difference between using a sponge and using a brush?
BuckfastAndHairballs@reddit
Because a sponge doesn't have a permanent place sitting in my nice bathroom next to the toilet looking ugly.
But actually yes, i usually bin them after. I use ones that have been used for other stuff before so after toilet clean they are ready for the bin.
Easy_Effort7985@reddit
Sounds extremely wasteful.
BuckfastAndHairballs@reddit
No it doesnt. I use sponges for tons of stuff so there's usually one that can be relegated to toilet cleaning duty.
Easy_Effort7985@reddit
I mean. Sponges are plastic, and degrade into microplastics in the waterways and environment. So they’re a poor choice to begin with. You can get organic ones, I buy these for dishwashing and get through one every couple of months, I really hope you’re cleaning your toilet more often than this? But throwing away a sponge every week or two is defo not environmentally friendly.
madcaplaughed@reddit
just off you have guests? are they expected to don the marigolds after they’ve been for a dump?
box-o-locks@reddit
Do you have to use a toilet brush each time you use the toilet?
Mysterious_One9@reddit
With IBD yes.
box-o-locks@reddit
If you have a disorder, then you should bring your own brush rather than expect the host to supply it.
Am I supposed to have an inhaler standing by just in case one of my guests has asthma?
3_34544449E14@reddit
Is this your first day impersonating a human?
Pizza_Is_Everything@reddit
I’m dying at this 😂😂
QuitTalkingPish@reddit
It may be. Or they’re just severely stunted.
If you check their post history it seems they come to Reddit to ask for advice on how to deal with EVERYTHING they encounter/experience.
Cole-Palmer-phd@reddit
Wow, you weren't lying!
Chemical_Stop_1311@reddit
Ahahahahahhaha
According_Sundae_917@reddit (OP)
Do you find that people tend to be accommodating to your disorder?
benitoaramando@reddit
Best response
benitoaramando@reddit
Lol. Do you inform your house guests that they need to bring a toilet brush if they think they may have a need for one?
There's a reason why almost all toilets everywhere you go have a brush next to them.
stephani29@reddit
Thanks, it's 9.30 and I've now seen what is probably the oddest comment I'll see for the day
Euphoric-Wall-2576@reddit
Genuinely can't tell if this is a joke.
Substantial_Self_939@reddit
I never go anywhere without my omeprazole, my mebeverine, and of course my handy compact travel toilet brush.
Popping around to my friends? Obviously I have to take a toilet brush. With its holder. And preferably a bottle of bleach.
djwillis1121@reddit
This is one of the weirdest comments I've seen in a while
AirlineSevere7456@reddit
I almost always have to, unless I have a ghost poo that dives around the u bend
box-o-locks@reddit
I would suggest you reconsider your diet. I guess this is why bowel cancer is on the rise.
wimpires@reddit
This Is what I don't get about this post. Outside of using it as a brush with toilet cleaner/bleach, It gets used for cleaning up skid marks maybe a handful of times a year. Not after every shit
madcaplaughed@reddit
no, not every time
MeltingChocolateAhh@reddit
If you have bleached the toilet before scrubbing your poo off of the porcelain landing pad, surely that toilet brush is clean enough to live next to the toilet anyway?
BuckfastAndHairballs@reddit
But when you bleached it why the need for having the brush live there? Do all cleaning tools live next to the thing being cleaned? Is the bleach next to it?
MeltingChocolateAhh@reddit
Put them in a cupboard? Or a distance far enough so it doesn't suffer splash damage.
Airurando-jin@reddit
Which is fine unless you’ve just gone and left streaks at the bottom of thr bowl and share a house with others. A brush is easier than gloves etc constantly then
tannercolin@reddit
How does someone leave streaks on the bottom of the bowl? Do you mean in the water itself?
AirlineSevere7456@reddit
I leave streaks at the bottom almost every dump.
Airurando-jin@reddit
Not all that is brown ‘floats’
BuckfastAndHairballs@reddit
I'm the same. I just can't face having the thing in my home. Someone might keep it sort of clean but there's always mildly shitty water at the bottom of it. It's disgusting. Don't have guests enough who shit in my toilet for it to be a big issue tbh.
Etheria_system@reddit
I feel like some of you are using it wrong. No water at all at the bottom of mine and definitely not shitty water. You use it, clean it, leave it to dry and then put it back
BuckfastAndHairballs@reddit
Most people i know use it and then put it back in the holder. Where do you dry it. Tbh it sounds like way too much effort for me to manage the brush when i can just put some bleach down and it does the job.
Etheria_system@reddit
Trap it between the seat and the rim, leave it to dry. It only ever gets used for cleaning the toilet anyway - I live alone and don’t think I’ve ever needed to use it for anything else.
BuckfastAndHairballs@reddit
Nahh sorry that's even worse for me than it sitting in the holder. I just don't want to have it at all, haven't had one in 5 years and never missed it.
Etheria_system@reddit
Why? It’s just sitting over the toilet bowl, which is clean, and the brush is clean as well? It’s there for maybe 5 minutes then it’s back in the holder. It never touches anything other than water and toilet cleaner. Apparently a lot of people have bad digestion because I’ve never once seen marks left behind in my toilet that I need to use it on (and I live alone)
BuckfastAndHairballs@reddit
So what do you use it for? Isn't it exactly for marks? I just don't like the thought of it but people seem to get very offended someone doesn't want to have one lol. I agree, people need to eat some more fiber i think.
Etheria_system@reddit
It’s used to clean the toilet when the bathroom is getting cleaned - put some toilet cleaner down it, leave it to sit for a bit, scrub with the brush, flush and rinse the toilet brush. Thats the only thing mine is used for and it’s a silicone one so it’s easy to disinfect and keep clean.
This thread has definitely been eye opening in terms of how bad the nations tummy troubles seem to be.
BuckfastAndHairballs@reddit
I have my cleaning supplies and tools stored away in a specific place so don't see the benefit for me of having the brush there on display for that purpose, i like my ugly things hidden away haha
WorldlyMarket7070@reddit
why would i take a task that takes 3 seconds and make it take more time & effort for the same result
box-o-locks@reddit
Because it does a better job of cleaning the loo and it means you don't have an ugly loo brush covered in bits of poo next to the toilet.
Theratchetnclank@reddit
Instead you have dirty gloves and a shitty sponge.
WorldlyMarket7070@reddit
if youre using a toilet brush right it shouldn’t be covered in poo
obsoletedatafile@reddit
Right?! I'm discovering here that people use toilet brushes for cleaning skid marks and I dread to think I've ever been in a building where the same has happened so there are poo particles OUTSIDE of a toilet bowl 🤢
Unhappy-Common@reddit
I hope you flush with the lid down 😂
cragglerock93@reddit
I don't own one but I thought cleaning skid marks was exactly what they're for? If the toilet is visibly clean, why the brush?
I use bleach and leave it for an hour or two and any marks both above and below the water line just disappear when flushed. Any remaining marks I just use a disposable cloth.
sihasihasi@reddit
I have a toilet brush.
I don't have that, because I know how to use it properly, and keep it clean.
BigFatSue_@reddit
Did you use your toilet brush to force your turd down the toilet?
moondust1959@reddit
So do you throw away the sponge and rubber gloves after every use? Or how do you clean them?
mozchops@reddit
Gloves and sponges? God gave us fingernails for a reason
EntirelyRandom1590@reddit
Agreed. But we just use thick bleach and if anything needs more we just dab some toilet paper on it so it soaks in.
showquotedtext@reddit
Seems like a lot of people use their toilet brush to prod their chogs down.
I literally just use mine to clean after I've left bleach in the flushed, not-shitty toilet for 10 minutes.
putajinthatwjord@reddit
How do you make the toilet be not shitty in the first place?
Etheria_system@reddit
If you toilet is shitty every time you have a poo, you need to look at your diet and make sure you’re getting enough fibre, and potentially be tested for things like coeliac and IBS. It is not normal for this to be happening.
mustardpanda@reddit
Seriously, I do have IBS and some of the responses in this thread are even shocking me...!
Etheria_system@reddit
Right?! I have gastro issues, under the care of a gastroenterologist and dietician and my toilet is never like what’s being described here
hopefullyhelpfulplz@reddit
Serious question but how do you actually get to that point? When I've been to the GP with these issues they did some tests and when they found nothing just sent me on my way with some vague hand waving of "IBS, nothing we can do"
Etheria_system@reddit
Yeah sadly it’s a bit of a battle - I was treated similarly for years until I started getting pain so bad I ended up in a&e. I wish I had better advice for you but for now, keep track of your symptoms in a diary and if you notice certain patterns or see things getting worse, speak to your GP again and ask for a second opinion. Even if it is “just” IBS, there’s still medication they can offer you as well
hopefullyhelpfulplz@reddit
Ok, thank you!!
heartofmidlothian278@reddit
But not shitting all over the bowl in the first place, and having a diet that doesn't mean that every honking out of butt snakes is a nuclear explosion.
I honestly don't understand what some of you get up to for this to be a thread with so much discussion. Take a shite, flush the toilet, use the brush, flush the toilet again with the brush still in it. Occasionally pop a bit of bleach in the clean bowl and leave the brush to sit for an hour. The stories in here make it seem like some of you are using the brush to paint a brown Jackson Pollock painting and putting the brush up in the display cabinet.
Former_Ranger3529@reddit
Do NOT use bleach in a toilet. When mixed with dried/fresh urine it creates chlorine gas like was used in ww1 trench warfare.
heartofmidlothian278@reddit
Unless you are distilling your piss, and leaving the super concentrated solution to mix for a couple of days, you'll be fine. Quite literally millions of people do it every day.
You are vastly overstating things here. Get a grip.
Former_Ranger3529@reddit
PS, try googling it too if your hubris is getting the better of you...
"Using bleach in the toilet is discouraged because it can damage plumbing by corroding rubber seals and plastic parts, etch porcelain, and create toxic fumes when mixed with common cleaners like acid-based limescale removers or urine. While it disinfects, it often fails to remove stains or limescale, acting only as a temporary whitener."
happyhippohats@reddit
I didn't know urine was a common cleaner
Former_Ranger3529@reddit
I've worked as a commercial cleaner for years buddy. If you want to risk pulmonary edema and long term lung tissue scarification, knock yourself. I'm just giving folk a heads up.
heartofmidlothian278@reddit
Whatever. In every day circumstances, it's not going to cause a problem.
Go and get wound up about something that actually matters, buddy.
schnauzap@reddit
That's why you use it after you flush, then flush the bleach before you piss
Former_Ranger3529@reddit
I'm a long term commercial cleaner....does that take off the splashback under the rim of the bowl seat that isn't removed by flushing alone? Hence when you scrub the majority of toilets, you end up with brown/black crust falling into the bowl? That crust being baked on urine, that when mixed with bleach offgasses chlorine?
schnauzap@reddit
I don't know whether you mean underneath the seat or under the rim of the bowl where the water comes from, but either way, I've never come across that issue in either circumstance. But whatever toilets you're cleaning must be pretty nasty 🥲
Unhappy-Macaron69@reddit
Brilliant 😂 of course yer Scottish an aw
icklemiss_@reddit
This does not have enough upvotes! 🤣❤️
happyhippohats@reddit
Buy a high quality one
showquotedtext@reddit
I aim for the water
RealLongwayround@reddit
Have a reasonable amount of fibre in the diet? Now and then, when I look at a flushed loo, I notice that I need to brush. Ordinarily, there’s no evidence I was there.
RuaRuaRua81@reddit
Hot water will do the job
CalicoDesertOasis@reddit
My husband does this but isn't it what the plunger is for??
About once a week I find actual chunks of shit in the toilet brush holder and all stuck in the toilet brush. I then have to clean it off because if I don't then our cleaner will do it and it's not her job to deal with my gross husband.
AnxiousAppointment70@reddit
Like you, I just use it to clean the flushed loo then reward it with bleach. Much to my annoyance my hustler uses it to rod through his solid waste. Then I have to do a serious bleaching job on the brush and it's holder. Eurgh!
RuaRuaRua81@reddit
Can't say I've ever had to prod a chog 😂
Phainesthai@reddit
Poop knife owner?
RuaRuaRua81@reddit
Nope, never had to slice and dice either 😂
VardaElentari86@reddit
Ditto. This thread is the most i've ever thought about it.
hopfl27@reddit
Nor me, what on earth are people eating?
finesalesman@reddit
My log gets boss fight healthbar after disposing it into the toilet, so I have to use most effective weapon against it, which is toilet brush.
contemplating7@reddit
I put disinfectant in the holder so it sits in that.
Resali@reddit
Every few years. Our brush sits in a deep cup which we have filled with a mix of water and bleach, so it’s hopefully not as filthy as it could be.
malmikea@reddit
I think the science says this doesn’t work because when air hits bleach it looses potency or something
cardiffman100@reddit
Water, bleach and poo
CuppaTeaThreesome@reddit
Is all my brain and body need.
AvitarPhil@reddit
This is the way.
tt-23@reddit
Occasionally I think I could make my millions inventing the ultimate toilet brush - sturdy, self cleaning, maybe even oscillating or spinning. Maybe not spinning.
nhema94@reddit
I saw a video on YouTube where a guy had sawn the handle off a bogbrush and put the brush into an electric drill. He was using it to clean potatoes in bucket on his decking. Russian guy I think 🤔
malmikea@reddit
You can buy the attachment for drills anyway
OldEquation@reddit
Then afterwards returned the brush to the bog.
BubblerSpesh@reddit
I say go direct to butt with that badboy. Think of the TP savings! Dragons den won’t know what hit them
JakeRiddoch@reddit
Oh, those Russians...
tt-23@reddit
Igor Spudmukov?
According_Sundae_917@reddit (OP)
This was worth scrolling down the whole thread for
benitoaramando@reddit
Like when you accidentally take the electric toothbrush out of your mouth before turning it off. But the horror version.
Dear_General1657@reddit
I think you can get these already. As far as I know, they’re not very good.
MobiusNaked@reddit
I predict the future: Dyson Self Cleaning Toilet Brush - £550
Trick-Station8742@reddit
We just chuck ours in the dishwasher with the dishes
BubblerSpesh@reddit
Spinning 😂
TheShakyHandsMan@reddit
It’s a good trick.
Reddit____user___@reddit
Never.
It’s permanently submerged in neat bleach.
dinkidoo7693@reddit
I have a toilet duck thingy you put a new end on it, scrub the loo and flush the end
TheShakyHandsMan@reddit
What material is the end made of? Flushing more than paper causes drain and sewer issues.
According_Sundae_917@reddit (OP)
Yeah I’m wondering if it’s like a wet wipe material can’t be good for drains
TheShakyHandsMan@reddit
Just seen the cost of them too. Going to cost you 30p every time to clean your toilet. You can get a decent brush for less than the price of the refills.
MiniCale@reddit
You can just stick toilet paper in them, you don’t need the refills.
blither86@reddit
That sounds less than ideal to be putting something like that down your loo each time. Probably not great for the sewage system. What is wrong with a normal brush?
Squeak_Stormborn@reddit
I love this thing. It's an absolute game changer. Toilet brushes aee disgusting.
DolphinRapeCave@reddit
Me too. All the horror disappears down here loo with the brush. Worth the minimal expense of replacement Duck heads.
MiniCale@reddit
I just don’t have one, shit belongs in the toilet not fragmented on a brush.
I have a toilet duck flushable thing thing where you can just stick a bunch of toilet paper on it and release it into the toilet if you have cemented shit to the bowl.
baddeafboy@reddit
Every 3 months
dangerous_service_BU@reddit
Umm I clean it.. after all its a robust plastic brush it can't be recycled. It just becomes landfill.
I ut it in a bucket with boiling water and add bleach. Once I'm sure anything on it is as dead as a dodo If needed I scrub it with gloves on. It doesn't have to be perfect - its a toilet brush after all.
For crying out loud we clean the toilet without being screenshot, we wipe our own asses and the of our children - glove up and clean the damp thing and to being wasteful.
Gornal-Annie6133@reddit
Never owned one, never wanted one and will never have one! Dirty, filthy, disgusting things.🤢
Icy_Attention3413@reddit
You know, all you have to do is scrub the toilet with bleach and then leave the brush in the bleachy water for half an hour, then flush. If you’re scrubbing off poop then you flush, jiggling it about. Leave to soak in fresh bleachy water. I’m guessing it’s cleaner than your bog seat after that.
Past-Anything9789@reddit
I went to stay at a friend's and was experiencing some gastric discomfort. Had to use the toilet there but I couldn't find the toilet brush.
Ended up asking my mate where it was and she replied "we've not got one". How the hell do you clean a toilet without a brush? This girl responds "that's what you squirt the bleach for, the marks".
I bought them one (that matched their bathroom) the next time I went shopping.
whodunnit20@reddit
Don’t own one and never will, they are disgusting. I just pour bleach in the toilet every day overnight.
GingerrJinx@reddit
I clean it periodically. I just leave it and the cup soaking in a strong disinfectant and anything that might have been stuck there just dissolves. I also replace it every year, although I've had a good quality one for a year and some and I'm not planning to replace it as it stays as good as new after every disinfection.
Wait... You don't clean your toilet brushes!?
PiesPiesAndPies@reddit
It's not as though you eat with it 🤘
fothergillfuckup@reddit
My wife keeps buying ones with a "stainless steel" holder, so it gets replaced about every two years when the bottom rusts through.
ThisIsMyRedditAcct20@reddit
Get a silicone one. Seriously. So easy to clean - if needed - unlike the brush ones that turn brown and disgusting
Emilyx33x@reddit
My uncle lives in Greece. He was visiting at Christmas so when I was round Grandma’s house aged about 7, I put the toilet brush in his bed. Made sense at the time. He still won’t let me forget it and I’m 25
Radiant_Nebulae@reddit
You all need more fibre. Skid marks shouldn't really be a (very) common occurance.
I clean the brush with the flush water and scrubbing the side of the loo, the holder is cleaned and bleach poured in between uses.
Al89nut@reddit
Just put it in the dishwasher
cdp181@reddit
Too far down, thought I was gonna have to post it myself.
slb609@reddit
Hurrah! The sub returns to what we love.
mattt5555@reddit
Just chuck it in the dishwasher once a month
Euphoric-Wall-2576@reddit
Perfect solution.
Spuzzell_@reddit
Absolutely fucking rancid
Get in the sea
Euphoric-Wall-2576@reddit
It seems very efficient to me.
mattt5555@reddit
It disgusted me as i was writing it tbh, dont do this
Euphoric-Wall-2576@reddit
My responses may not have been 100% serious.
mattt5555@reddit
😂
rando_robot_24403@reddit
I just stick with toilet paper, those brushes are way too harsh on the skin.
Rooster_Entire@reddit
Never had one, never will.
Latter-Corner8977@reddit
Got one with disposable heads. Loads easier and no longer makes me want to throw up when picking the thing up.
Just push a button on the handle and the head disconnects. Don’t even need to touch the thing. Absolute game changer.
Worldly_Nobody_2088@reddit
My assistant's son left a toilet brush sticking out of the toilet and she went and sat on it 😭 a painful experience
the_Athereon@reddit
Do... do you not clean yours after use OP???
izapyza90@reddit
I replace mine after every Ikea trip, which is around twice a year. Costs around £1
Scarboroughwarning@reddit
I don't have one
Unusual_Barracuda_83@reddit
The first mistake is owning a toilet brush in the first place 😱😱😱
Fantastic_Fig_8559@reddit
If you clean it, it’s never dirty
SnooDonuts6494@reddit
Never had one.
Diddleymaz@reddit
I check mine and spray it with bleach.
Any-Class-2673@reddit
Honestly I recently got a flushable toilet brush. So you attach on a clean brush to your stick, clean toilet, click button so brush falls into toilet, then flush. Then repeat next time you clean the toilet. It feels so much more hygienic.
Zealousideal-Group87@reddit
This reminds me of a funny incident that happened at a family get together about 14 years ago involving a 4 year old attention seeking nephew, and about 10 or 12 aunts, uncles, grandparents, and parents.
We were all sat round the dinner table chatting and laughing when 4 year old walks in brushing his teeth with the toilet brush, saying something about “look at my big toothbrush”, trying to get in on the laughs. The mother nearly died, looked like she was going to throw up, while the rest of the adults were rolling on the floor with laughter, and because we were laughing , it encouraged him to brush even more!
We often remind him of his ‘big toothbrush’ although he would rather we forgot all about it after 14 years.
MotherOfMagpies23@reddit
Ah yes. The toilet brush story. I was a housekeeper in some lovely 4star beachside apartments in Cornwall. Someone, a guest, managed to curl one out carefully into the toilet brush holder. Then replaced the brush. I was obviously delighted when I pulled the brush out to scrub the (also vile) toilet.
dreadwitch@reddit
Never because I don't use one. They're disgusting.
Mrs_Biscuit@reddit
We have an outside composting toilet. We don't have a toilet brush.
Commercial-Name-1853@reddit
I don’t have a toilet brush. I think they’re so dirty, I just put bleach in the toilet if any poop left on the sides/bottom and leave to soak. Been doing this about 10 yrs now and toilet is spotless
fuck_peeps_not_sheep@reddit
I dont replace it till its worn down but i soak it in a bucket sith bleach like one every couple months
Capable_Cheetah_8363@reddit
Ok iv genuinely had to stop reading. Laughing so much i was nearly choking, dog got concerned (border collie) and decided it was prime time to jump on me and check im going to not die. Honestly funniest thread iv read in ages!
kipha01@reddit
We don't have one, if you flush and there streaks, try flushing again after 10-30 mins it just goes away. If their are lumps stuck above the water line fold up some TP, dip it in the water and rub it up and down the shit til it's all gone, you may need a couple of bits of TP.
Those brushes are disgusting.
DeepVeridian@reddit
I only change it when the bristles start to make my arse itch.
SweetPeachMom@reddit
My mom used a glass vase and generic plastic toilet scrubbing brush. We filled the vase halfway with lemon scented cleaning solution. Deodorized the air and helped with cleaning.
Tinkeebel@reddit
I put bleach with water in the bottom and constantly flush down the toilet and replace the bleach/water. Because of this the bristles start to fall out then replace.
psycho_terror@reddit
Unless you also clean your teeth with it, I wouldn't worry if it's a bit dirty
Alexander-Wright@reddit
I stick ours in the dishwasher with the pans from the Sunday roast.
I just need to remember to empty the dishwasher before my wife.
LadyVonDrakensburg@reddit
With the old style ones, it was when the bristles started to get discoloured - not from poo but normally it would start to go rusty where the bristles met the handle - but now with the silicon ones you don't get that. It gets bleached often, so I suppose it'll just be when I feel like the silicon is starting to disintegrate.
FuckedupUnicorn@reddit
My stepsister used to put it in the dishwasher
HMS_Hexapuma@reddit
Why replace it? It's plastic so it won't rot. And it may be the dirtiest thing in the house but the moment you replace and use it, the new one becomes the dirtiest thing in the house.
More_Raccoon_6905@reddit
I use the duck brushes where you can flush the head! My fave item as toilet brushes make me feel queasy.
KingkLou@reddit
Just bleach toilet regularly...no need for a brush at all.
Mikon_Youji@reddit
I just put bleach down the toilet and then let the brush sit in there for a while. Seems clean enough to me.
StockholmGirl29@reddit
I've never used a toilet brush. The whole idea of one makes me feel sick! I just clean my toilet with bleach and always have a bleach block on the rim. If I need to actually scrub the bowl, I'll put on some rubber gloves and scrub it by hand.
Affectionate-Gear694@reddit
It was replaced last year and hasn't been put away manky. It doesn't really see any dirty action because... Well, because. If it was actually left covered in cack then it would be out, along with the guilty party. I've no plans to stir my tea with it.
Weewoes@reddit
I dont have one. When I did i had bleach and water in the holder so it sat in that. I instead use the duck thing where you attach the flushable cleaning pad thing and work with that. Other times just some bleach around the bowl and left to sit is enough.
Illustrious-Milk6518@reddit
I soak it in bleach, and occasionally take the base out to give that a proper clean. I also hold the handle between my hands while it’s in the bowl, and rub my hands together to make the brush spin really quick. The centrifugal force removes all the crap on it and leaves it really clean.
jadedflames@reddit
I am an American expat who moved to London a year and a half ago.
The biggest thing I hate about living in the UK is the toilets. American toilets have a healthy amount of water in the bowl at all times. What this means is, you don't get the HORRIFYING skid marks after every shit, because the place your shit hits the bowl is underwater. Significantly less need for brushing. If I ever own a home, I am importing an American toilet.
I feel like I replace the toilet brush in my home every 2 months or so now, while it used to be a once a year purchase.
Iammildlyoffended@reddit
Tbh I think I’ve have only changed ours twice in the last decade. I clean them when I clean the toilet and then pour bleach in the holder. Still seems to work fine!
muffinhuffinpuffin@reddit
I clean mine every week, I clean the toilet first, then once it's clean I put bleach in the bowl and let the brush soak in the bleachy soup, once its soaked for a while, I rest the handle in between the the toilet seat and toilet lid (closed) to let it drip dry for a bit.
I can't say I have ever had to use a brush to unclog a poo. Quite honestly, if it was a thing that happened regularly for me I would probably get a poo knife.
taulish_paul@reddit
Odd question. You clean it, not replace it! Bleach is the usual method, probably diluted.
WeLiveInASociety420s@reddit
I bleach it after I use it
Safe-Muffin-3278@reddit
I'm not proud to say this, but I have never bought or replaced a bog brush
Derbadian@reddit
I only change it when it starts to turn my teeth brown
Ok_Medium9389@reddit
Sometimes I wish I hadn't learned to read
Sea_Anteater_3270@reddit
Hahahahaha
idreaminlowercase@reddit
I stopped using it because I found it gross and it was annoying to replace. I do a full bathroom clean once a week with a sponge and the very last thing I’ll clean is the toilet
Ok_Leadership7805@reddit
Silicone cleaner washed once a week in a bucket of hot soapy water
Danglyweed@reddit
Thr holders full of bleach, which is changed at least weekly.
Branch_Same@reddit
They make me heave. I use toilet duck fresh brush.
ConsciousNectarine9@reddit
I had to scroll far too much to find this. This is also what we have used for years. I wouldnt have a normal toilet brush sitting around blurgh
WiseMenFear@reddit
Totally agree!
PoopFandango@reddit
this is the way
LochNessMother@reddit
We have a toilet brush that is over 40 years old. I do not use this toilet brush, but my husband lost the plot when I suggested chucking it out.
Relative_Dimensions@reddit
Mine sits in bleach
jacks2224@reddit
I never even use ours, if I leave skids I either piss them off later or if it’s a tough one ill just splash it with bleach
Wits_end_24@reddit
I've never been able to get my head round a toilet brush 🤢 I have a disposable brush, use a new head each time. I don't generally use one use items but this is something I can't live without!
Independent-Tip-8728@reddit
Poop, Piss, Bleach - a classic household game
Poop beats Piss by turning it brown. Piss beats Bleach by diluting it. Bleach beats Poop by sterilizing it.
You just bleach the brush, and don't piss on it.
Sad_Introduction8995@reddit
Slight tangent: I have a loo blade and it’s ace. I want another one but I think the company went down the pan (arf arf). Anyone else remember loo blade? Or can point me to a similar one?
Intwothed4rk@reddit
I’ve never wanted one and never grew up with one but my parter insisted as he has always had one. I think they are absolutely gross and unnecessary. After having one for a while that only he used he decided it was also gross and now we don’t have one. If skids occur just bleach them and they dissolve. There is no need to have a brush that is literally covered in shit just sat in your bathroom, it makes me gag every time I see one and I can see all the brown stains and poo bits all over it. 🥴
Ghosts_and_Empties@reddit
Use disposables!
CosiDuci@reddit
I just was in Barcelona in a hotel and there was no toilet brush in our hotel room. Weird. The toilet did a good job at cleaning everything, but still felt weird.
rainy_desert@reddit
That’s the same in every country in every hotel I have ever stayed in
CosiDuci@reddit
It never happened to me before. Which countries do you usually travel to?
BuncleCar@reddit
I put bleach in the toilet first, if that's any help?
According_Sundae_917@reddit (OP)
As in before using the toilet?
BuncleCar@reddit
As in toilet brushing the toilet ?
According_Sundae_917@reddit (OP)
Ah, I get you! I actually think bleaching the toilet bowl before use could help
Old_Bean_72@reddit
Surely the risk of bleachy bumhole splashback would be quite high?
NekoZombieRaw@reddit
Never because I don't own one. They make me squirm in horror. When there's a skid, I fill up a jug and pour it down at the same time as flushing. Skid is always gone afterwards.
Capable_Tip7815@reddit
I don't own one and never have. A wee wipe on anything above the water line with loo roll and a scoosh of toilet cleaner cleans it up. I don't touch any shite and wash my hands afterwards.
plz_be_nice_im_sad@reddit
Your toilet must be minging
DotCottonsHandbag@reddit
Especially if they’re wiping it with wee!
Capable_Tip7815@reddit
Yes I piss and shite then wipe a dirty toilet, sticking my hand in amongst the piss and shite floating there and go about my day.......
(I can't believe i have to do /s just in case people cannot work out how to clean mess without physically touching it and washing of hands is sufficient)
DotCottonsHandbag@reddit
… I was trying to make a pun about you saying you do a wee wipe.
Capable_Tip7815@reddit
Hahahahaaaaaaaaaa! Gotcha! My bad.
AnotherGreenWorld1@reddit
I recently bought a new toilet brush … and safe in the knowledge that I had a brand new toilet brush I started asking this very question to my work colleagues and nobody likes answering this question because nobody knows what the societal acceptable answer is … how often should we be changing it? Truth is most people hang onto one for years, nobody changes it as often as they should … and I realised if you ever want to make someone uncomfortable then you should ask them when they last bought a toilet brush.
TheSixthPillar@reddit
Never understood brushes.
I’ve always used bleach, leave it to soak for 30 minutes, flush.
Keeps toilet above and under the water line sparkling.
Buddy-Matt@reddit
Whe it breaks?
Yea, it gets filthy,, but it has one job, and you're not brushing your teeth with it. An aged brush removes skidmarks just as well as a new one, and its not like most toilets don't see much worse at times.
benitoaramando@reddit
Right. I mean what are you gonna do with your nice new clean bog brush? Immediately bathe it in foecal bacteria so it's in the same state of hygiene as the one it replaced. Pointless. It gets a regular bleach bath anyway.
Former_Ranger3529@reddit
don't use bleach anywhere in the bathroom unless you like doing Somme reanactments with chlorine gas.
benitoaramando@reddit
It's fine, you just have to make sure never to mix it with any other cleaning products.
Former_Ranger3529@reddit
Or pee. Unless you want copd in later life and to run the risk of pulmonary edema over the shorter term.
benitoaramando@reddit
Yeah, true. Still, I'm careful and haven't had issues with noxious gas releases in 30 years of doing it.
mudual@reddit
I don’t use one, purely for hygiene reasons (as in they fester for ages with no changing). I am somewhat lucky that the hose from my shower stretches to the toilet, and I use cold water from the shower, to remove any debris from the porcelain if flushing doesn’t remove it.
AirlineSevere7456@reddit
What if it's skiddies below the water line?
FormalAd604@reddit
I don’t have one. Think they’re minging. I just get my hand in the bowl and scrub if I have to.
AirlineSevere7456@reddit
Surely the brush is less "minging" than a hand in the bowl, and what about skiddies at the bottom below the water line?
Arthorius2024@reddit
Whenever it reads “Smithy was here”
tt-23@reddit
No useful advice here, but just wondering if anyone has any recommendations for a decent toilet brush? Most seem flimsily inadequate for such a tough and thankless job.
darcsend_eu@reddit
I grew up in a house without toilet brushes. We were a family of five and I have no idea what people are doing to their toilets to need scrubbing.
Now I've got my own family of five and we don't need one either. Pour cleaner down down it every couple of days and we put those slow dissolve tabs inside the cistern.
I don't understand why people need toilet brushes their gross.
DIY_at_the_Griffs@reddit
Hard water area the limescale is pretty gross.
What about skiddies though? You just leave them there for the whole family to admire?
darcsend_eu@reddit
Must admit we've got zero timescale issues where we live.
Nah you just do the normal thing and wipe it with some bog roll. No different from wiping your backside.
AirlineSevere7456@reddit
What if the skiddies are below water line/
PhilosophyFormer4609@reddit
YOU PUT YOUR HAND IN THE TOILET??????
vipros42@reddit
This thread is fucking baffling to me. Everyone occasionally leaves a skidmark sub-water level, and while we have maybe 50% of responders just using a brush like a normal person, you've got 25% denying it happens and suggesting anyone who does has a problem, and another 25% who are donning a hazmat suit and getting in there with a scourer every time.
nathderbyshire@reddit
Us sane ones just use bleach and wait a few minutes after the deed has been done. Nothing dried on, no explosion of a crime scene so no scrubbing needed
darcsend_eu@reddit
I'd your scooshing cleaner down every few days, your toilets probably infinitely cleaner than your phone. Don't see the issue
GreatChaosFudge@reddit
Hand is probably easier to wash than a brush.
DIY_at_the_Griffs@reddit
That’s not normal my guy, there’s a tool for this and it’s called a toilet brush.
blither86@reddit
Are you shitting me?
tt-23@reddit
So I don’t really want to go into the details, but family of seven here and we definitely need one.
plz_be_nice_im_sad@reddit
HEY EVERYONE, u/tt-23 leaves skidders in the bog and blames everyone else, pass it on
tt-23@reddit
Plz be nice!
PeasBeard@reddit
The silicone type ones are actually really good
hiddenemi@reddit
I hate those things with a passion. My gf has one but it looks filthy and just smears the shit all about. I have the proper old school one and brush the toilet like I’m brushing its teeth, proper hard. It always looks sparkly clean when I do it.
It’s like 30 seconds of physical labour for nice clean toilet
XihuanNi-6784@reddit
Yeah the silicone ones are genuinely disgusting, I have no idea why they developed them.
Ok_Cow_3431@reddit
you guys replace your toilet brushes? Between them getting a dousing under the flushing torrent after every use and the semi-regular bleach in the brush reservoir I think I've only ever replaced them when moving house..
Plumb789@reddit
Speak for yourself! Ew!
Onlyfangz@reddit
We have one with disposable tops and the stick we clean with boiling water after use, it's one of the only things I'll justify when it comes to single use items but you just pop it on, clean, pop it off into a nappy bag and bin it
Georgxna@reddit
I mean, unless you’re licking your toilet brush after using it I don’t think its intended purpose is to be very clean.
Crypto_gambler952@reddit
Bleach my friend. Bleach. It’s magic stuff!
AneeMel@reddit
don't use one...once they get shitty spores on em....filthy... rubber gloves and a good scrub however the rule for skids in my home ...you do the skid you clean the skid.
ManicPixiRiotGrrrl@reddit
this is making me realise that most of the people I know are probably gravely ill and have no concept of what hygiene or cleanliness means
figurativelybland@reddit
Beware of Posiden's kiss...
lodav22@reddit
After the third time (despite being told repeatedly not to do it) of the teenagers using the brush to break up ridiculously large poops, I got rid of it completely and now scrub it by hand using a pair of rubber gloves and a scrubbing sponge. I’m not keen on the disposable gloves but if it’s that or having a germ ridden poop brush in my bathroom I’m willing to bend a bit.
Jimmydeeping@reddit
Silicone Brush...Game Changer!
Wormwolf-Prime@reddit
I used the toilet brush at work once to clean some dirty bastard's skid slide before I sat down. It was a cheap, bristley brush and it flicked a small piece of shit up into my open eyeball.
I don't use toilet brushes anymore.
AggressiveTarget929@reddit
I put bleach water in the bucket mine goes on and I trick myself into believing that means it clean lol
Neat-Ostrich7135@reddit
Hose with a trigger at mains pressure next to the loo. Clean your arse better than toilet roll and also jet the poo from the toilet immediately.
I am convinced Thai toilets are better than ours
Frothingdogscock@reddit
Pour a jug of hot water down there, from a height.
SuzLouA@reddit
The rubbery ones do need cleaning - so I clean it. I periodically fill the, I dunno, the housing or whatever you’d call it with bleachy water, sit the brush in it for the day (all of them in the bath so no spills), pour out, rinse, done.
Sweaty-Adeptness1541@reddit
Why is your toilet brush filthy, don’t you clean it?
Are you using it as a poo stick or actually as a toilet brush?
Atpsahfl@reddit
Think they’re using it to wipe their ass.
tt-23@reddit
Is that not why it’s there?
vipros42@reddit
That's what the swan is for
tt-23@reddit
Posh kid eh? We had a pigeon 🐦
Bails87@reddit
I saw an Amazon review years ago for a toilet brush along the lines of "A messy and painful alternative to toilet roll. 1/5, not recommended"
joffff@reddit
Mine came with the house and on speaking with the previous owner, they bought it secondhand
masha1901@reddit
I replaced it with one that has disposable heads. Use once and dispose. Very, very good.
hoosier_gran@reddit
Not personally, but I believe Smithy does......
Bazahazano@reddit
Mine is sitting in a pool of brown bleach.
dommiichan@reddit
I should not be reading this whilst eating lunch 🤢
NovoCastria70@reddit
Don’t use one!
icklemiss_@reddit
Mine lives in bleach so I’d argue that it’s probably the cleanest item in my house.
Greatgrowler@reddit
We don’t replace it often but we clean the house thoroughly every month to put the bathroom, en-suite and cloakroom brushes and holders all in the dishwasher together. They come out looking like new.
DIY_at_the_Griffs@reddit
I do hope this is some sort of sick joke 🤢🤮
OtherwiseCellist3819@reddit
My step kids (neither would admit it) would use it to shove their shit down, tissue and all.....then not shake it off so they'd just replace it into it's holder with shit and shitty tissue all over it for the next unsuspecting person. I replaced it 3 times before giving up and not owning one
snarkycrumpet@reddit
this reminds me of Josh Pugh's hysterical piece about his mate "Bog Brush"
Hour_Mousse7914@reddit
I don’t have one because they are disgusting
pobox1663@reddit
I dont know about england but in japan we bave like a grabber thing, ainilar to tongs, we have small pads that have bleach in them, you grab one, clean the toilet, release it using a button on the tong things, ghen flush it. Super useful.
Diadame@reddit
I always buy when I move house... like every year. But the longest I had was 5 years. I always buy the white bristles so I know if its time to change and never use it to clean out poo directly. Hand held bidet to spray any skidmarks is the key. I only use it to brush the toilet every 2 weeks and always with bleach. I live alone and happy not living with some disgursteeng shyeet folks who walks away with soidmatks left behind and urine stains around the rim.
iceman2g@reddit
I mean, a new brush gets filthy as soon as you've used it once, so unless you want to have disposable toilet brushes, it really doesn't make any difference. It's not like they're on display.
crispycat40@reddit
I use the toilet brush maybe once a year.
We don’t seem to need it as a household. Maybe a diet thing?
Academic-Block3384@reddit
Whenever I'm away for a weekend, I put some bleach in the toilet and leave the bog brush in the bowl for a couple of days.
rubypickaxelover3@reddit
I dont think Ive ever replaced my toilet brushes! I do, however, leave a little bit of bleach in the bottom of the holder so it gets a little cleanse after each use and I always do a flush with the brush still in the bowl when doing a toilet clean
DangerousDisplay7664@reddit
Toilet brushes are old-fashioned and dirty
TriumphDaytona@reddit
Clorox Toilet Wand. We ditched the toilet brush and now only use the Toilet Wand, cleaner is in each disposable head.
Heavy-Implement2665@reddit
I don’t often replace the brush (if this bristles still seem relatively firm), but I do frequently put them inside the toilet and then bleach the toilet, leaving the brush in there overnight to soak and then do a flush in the morning - so it shouldn’t be the filthiest item if you regularly clean it?
simgamer32@reddit
Have a brush. Don't use it. Instead rely on bleach to get rid of the nasties.
MrPepp77@reddit
I use these - Duck Fresh Brush with Holder, Toilet Bowl Cleaner Starter Kit, 1 Handle + 4 Refills https://amzn.eu/d/07dlxwJh
B33Dee@reddit
Bought ones with silicone heads for this exact reason. Doesn’t get mucky. Rotten shitty toilet brushes are rank
zombi33mj@reddit
Every few months, used to be every month but my dentist said don't need to be that much...unless I have a terrible dentist lol
gnomeplanet@reddit
If you have a toilet spray to clean your bum, it also works to clean the back of the toilet pan. I rarely need my brush any more.
Intelligent_Virus297@reddit
Probably the cleanest item in my house. It's literally soaks in bleach continuously
-_Error@reddit
Put some water in the brush holder and add a dissolvable milton sterilising tablet. Leave overnight.
Cleans and bleaches the brush, gets it looking good as new.
PatientArugula7504@reddit
A guy I knew was renting a flat and a new flatmate moved in. The new flatmate bought all three housemates a separate toilet brush each, and instructed them to store their toilet brush in their room, and take it to the bathroom with them whenever they needed the loo
JustAnth3rUser@reddit
Toilet brush.... what's that then.... I always use my partners toothbrush to clean away the klankets.. he never knows hahaha
showmethemundy@reddit
They are like 50p each on the market - I throw mine away after every poopocalypse
CurleyCee13@reddit
I pour bleach or disinfectant on mine after every use
No-Snow-9605@reddit
I have a toilet spoon. It's actually a wooden baking spoon that I have commandeered for the toilet.
I was fed up with the toilet being blocked with my xxl logs,so came up with the idea of using a wooden spoon to give it an extra push as I flush. I think of it as giving it a wave goodbye.
The spoon then sits alongside the toilet brush.
Immediate_Matter9139@reddit
Unscrew it and stick it in the dishwasher
notyourbeans@reddit
Mine are cleaned after each use then replaced once a year (my family always made it a bit of a running joke so I grew up with a yearly New Toilet Brush Day). I have one where you can remove just the brush head to replace.
I don't get why so many people say they get covered in poop? You're supposed to get rid of the poop before you use the brush, and should be cleaning regularly enough to prevent that bad of build up.
Kvark33@reddit
When I use it, I flush toilet to rinse it then it sits in the stew of bleach. This gets emptied every few year. Luckily I rarely use it.
Isnt-It-500@reddit
Toilet brushes are from the olden days and they're weird.
Top-Art1730@reddit
https://amzn.eu/d/0i830zfm
Started using these disposable/ flushable pads years ago and haven’t looked back!
Bendy_McBendyThumb@reddit
We don’t have toilet brushes, we just use bleach. I’d honestly recommend it, unless you’re the sort of person who needs to brush the loo after every shit, for some reason.
LandofGreenGinger62@reddit
Yes there's a better way. I was taught this by a lovely cleaner I had (all too briefly, when I could afford it). She introduced me to the idea of using a washing-up brush - seriously!
Think about it, they're much better shaped for it, since they have an angled head (whyowhy are loo brushes straight, when toilets aren't??), plus some have a wee extra bit of brush on the head that gets in well under the rim; they're light, easy to use and there's no chance of them sitting in a pot of their own noxiousness. I keep mine in a tub with the loo cleaner, after rinsing it out wach time.
I found this a great life-hack, I hafta say — simple, ingenious, much better suited to the task, and as they cost (usually) much less than your average loo brush, am much more willing to regularly just bin and buy a new one.
jaynoj@reddit
Yes you are. Posting a question about toilet brushes .... jesus christ.
PoolRamen@reddit
I don't see the major issue. It gets thoroughly bleached after use.
72dk72@reddit
That's hat bleach is for. Regularly bleach the toilet brush...but you know the toilet generally has less germs/bacteria in it than a kitchen sink!
Goldencol@reddit
Pop some bleach in the toilet and put the brush sit in it for a few hours.
hardyflashier@reddit
When I bleach my toilet, usually once a week, I rinse the brush in the bleach water. That seems to keep it clean.
flyin_jimmy@reddit
Incredibly we've had the same brush for 20 years, its had 17 new heads and 14 new handles.
LovlehKebab@reddit
We don't have one, I find them disgusting.
Unlikely_Plane_5050@reddit
Just lick it off every now and then
thor-nogson@reddit
It's meant to be filthy - that's its job. I bet you pay someone to power-wash your wheelie bin as well, don't you? 🤣
taco-cat90@reddit
I use the duck flushable ones. You just keep the handle and change the cleaning pad every time you clean, it has cleaning solution in it and just dissolves at the end.
cragglerock93@reddit
I don't have one as I think they're gross, but surely it's gross after the very first use anyway? I don't see how another two years would make it any more unhygienic.
tales_of_tomorrow@reddit
We use a silicone one, much simpler to clean, we soak it in vinegar and boiling water. Then it doesn’t need replacing and nothing goes to landfill!
theNikolai@reddit
Not that often but I use bleach every time I have to use it.
gorillas_finger@reddit
Refuse to have one. Who needs a shit clagged brush with flecks of light brown toilet paper sat there... just squirt some beach down there and problem solved.
Optimal_Tension9657@reddit
I always buy a new bog brush for Christmas.
Delicious-Pop-7019@reddit
When it starts to taste funny
JohnCasey3306@reddit
Playing devil's advocate, this is an item that gets covered in bleach and rinsed a couple of times a week -- it's probably among the cleaner items?
Milly-Molly-Mandy-78@reddit
I buy multiple cheap ones from IKEA and throw them out when they look like they’re getting old.
ineedtopooargh@reddit
We use the spatula. Then straight back in the cutlery drawer
DIY_at_the_Griffs@reddit
Username checks out
Walkerno5@reddit
Don’t use them. Above the waterline- toilet tissue and a bloody good hand wash afterwards. Below the waterline- bleach and time.
BigFatSue_@reddit
So if you had guests over and left a massive shit stain under the waterline, you'd just bleach it move on?
Walkerno5@reddit
I would never do a shit in a toilet my guest might use. Appreciate not everyone has multiple shitters but definitely using my multibog privilege here.
_ThePancake_@reddit
You leave a tasteful square of toilet paper over the water, silly
Crazy_Breakfast_6327@reddit
About every 6 months. My current one has a deep base so I keep it filled with bleach to cover the brush head.
Appropriate-Bad-9379@reddit
I wouldn’t ever one- I’d have to throw it out after one use- yuk! Cant think of a more revolting utensil to have in the house. Its easier to bleach and clean the toilet rather than having a festering, slimy brush marinating in a plastic pot…
blacksmithMael@reddit
We put hand bidet guns alongside each loo, they work perfectly in place of a brush for almost everything.
mozchops@reddit
I just use it as my yearly toothbrush upgrade
Consistent_Umpire443@reddit
I dont own one
GlamorganTestesWard@reddit
An acquaintance of mine told me about a drunken conversation she had with her younger sister at a family funeral.
It was about the fact that for many years, from when she was about 12 until she left the family home, her sister insisted on bringing her own cutlery from her room for every family meal.
The rest of the family didn’t make a big thing of it, thought it might be a teenage quirk…..
However, it transpires that one day the sister was off sick and heard her mother swearing and cursing in the bathroom.
She cracked the door open a little and then saw her mum aggressively using the toilet brush to break up a recalcitrant bum-sausage in the toilet bowl, but to no avail.
Mum then goes downstairs to fetch a knife, comes back up, tries again with limited success.
Mum then goes downstairs again, comes back up with a fork, presumably in an attempt to stabilise the poo as she went at it with the knife, much as one would do with a sausage on a plate.
Mission accomplished, Mum returns downstairs with the cutlery, leaving a cleansed lav behind her.
And of course, sister never ever used cutlery from the home drawer ever again.
Silver-Advance5276@reddit
For £1000,000.00 tax free, would you drink the juices that reside at the bottom of the toilet brush holder ?
jizzyjugsjohnson@reddit
The protip is to eat a better diet so you aren’t pebbledashing the bog with shite.
Jaleila@reddit
Student house. I picked up the toilet brush out of the holder and a fairly large chunk of shit fell off it. Grim, but shit happens.
A few days later I'm cleaning the whole bathroom and empty the brush holder. Nearly a whole shit is stuck to the bottom of the holder. Someone had speared a whole poo with the toilet brush and stuck it back in. I have to imagine it wouldn't flush, because why??
Ok-Personality-6630@reddit
Silicone brush and wash it in the toilet bowl after using it. Why the fook would you put it back in the holder if it's dirty
billy2bands@reddit
Why is there no Dyson toilet brush?
Justme-scotland@reddit
I don’t use them. I use toilet duck brush heads replaced each time. Much more hygienic.
charliekeery@reddit
we have one of those duck ones with the lil disposable tissues.
i'm a cleaner tho and it's wild to me that some people keep them for so long. like if it gets used even semi regularly, replace it regularly. idk how often you're supposed to get a new one but like it touches literal shit, most things with poop on them you'd throw out immediately
Randystarbuxx@reddit
I had to go back to using toilet paper, found the brush a little “sharp”
Prestigious_Sand1978@reddit
I don’t use a toilet brush. I wipe any marks with a piece of loo paper and then put bleach round. Toilet brushes are disgusting.
BrownCollie26@reddit
Duck Fresh Brush. Long plastic handle, and the cleaning end is a little clip-in flushable pad pre-loaded with cleaning chemical. After cleaning, you just press the button on the handle to release the pad and flush it away. After trying it I will NEVER go back to a toilet brush.
Inevitable-Height851@reddit
I accidentally slip and fall onto mine regularly, so I always buy a new one once I've been discharged from A&E
Just-an-idiot-online@reddit
I've heard some people run it through the dishwasher.
FOR CLARITY: I do not do this. I do not have a dishwasher. But some people apparently do.
Anyway, I'm not that bothered. It's used to clean the toilet. I replace it if it looks gross/dirty or smells, otherwise I don't think about it.
Patient_Panic_5704@reddit
Smithy, are you here ?
Alone_VioletBellaDna@reddit
Toilet Duck one-use, refillable brushes...and fck ton of bleach. Bottle of bleach is under a quid
Long-Fisherman-6594@reddit
Must of been a good kebab if it didn’t cause a watery brown episode.
Jebble@reddit
Well you use it to clean which means it touches the detergent and you're supposed to also put toilet cleaner in the virus holder for it to sit in.
ddmf@reddit
I don't like toilet brushes - I'd rather get a load of toilet paper around my hand and wipe it off. Bleach in the bowl overnight will typically remove any other marks left.
DesignerBug2800@reddit
Toilet brushes are gross, 2 words - poo flecks.
IAmDyspeptic@reddit
Our toilet brushes in work are absolutely rank. They're at least 10 years old. Our cleaning company won't replace them because they're trying to save money. I'm seriously considering buying a couple of cheap ones to replace them myself. The cleaner offered to do it but they're paid peanuts as it is. They don't need to be wasting their money buying cleaning stuff the company should supply.
DoJ-Mole@reddit
Tbh like, it’s only ever touching the inside of a dirty toilet anyway so never, always try to rinse it off with the flush after use to get the big bits off but that’s it.
factually-inaccurate@reddit
I was with a bunch of guys once who were exchanging stories about being caught short with no loo roll - they had used pants, socks etc. One admitted to using the bog brush.
old_witness_987@reddit
its rinced in flush water, its stood in a bleach solution, it get changed if the bathroom accessories get changed
ScrambledLegs4@reddit
Dont even own one anymore and haven't for at least 10 years. Just use flushable wipes and rubber gloves.
blither86@reddit
Flushable wipes aren't great for your sewage system or the local sewage treatment. I honestly think every product marked 'Flushable' should be banned, beyond toilet paper.
thethirdbar@reddit
Please don't flush 'flushable' wipes.
Traditional-Bet5464@reddit
This is an unhinged take. Are your guests supposed to don gloves and wipe their own excrement off the porcelain? Or just leave skid marks all over it?
PhilosophyFormer4609@reddit
Thats disgusting and so wasteful
ScrambledLegs4@reddit
Disgusting to clean poo with flushable wipes? More disgusting than having a shitty brush in a container in the bathroom? Never heard that one before.
slb609@reddit
DON'T USE FLUSHABLE WIPES. THEY'RE ABSOLUTELY NOT FLUSHABLE.
Sorry for the shouting, but I thought we all knew this at this point?
PhilosophyFormer4609@reddit
YOU USE BLEACH
B L E A C H
ScrambledLegs4@reddit
Yes to clean the toilet once a week brother. Most people use a brush to scrub off skiddies
SocieteRoyale@reddit
I wouldn't even have something as filthy as a toilet brush in my house. If the toilet needs cleaning get some disposable gloves on and some tissue and throw that shit away when you are done
-mmmusic-@reddit
do you not clean the brush? i clean the brush
cardiffman100@reddit
It's a brush. It's self-cleaning. Like a bar of soap.
DeifniteProfessional@reddit
I don't have one, I just piss the poop off
I do have a story for you. I made a serious mess of the toilet at work once. I think I'd eaten too much dark chocolate and my poop was like sludge. There's a brush behind the toilet, and it's sort of rubbery so it's abrasive without being sticky, and thus doesn't collect poop. It does, however, collect toilet paper when you're using it as an impromptu plunger. So after I was done, I cleaned it by turning it left and right in the toilet water. Little did I know, the head screws on and came off right in the bowl. I had to reach in (now mostly clean water, of course) and fish the fucking thing out
thegreatreset52@reddit
Soak once a wk in bleach. Brush and holder. Change every 6 months. Buy plain cheap plastic white ones now. Easier to clean then fancy ones.
Appropriate_Trader@reddit
I just throw it in the dishwasher every few months.
seoi-nage@reddit
Can't decide whether this is genius or the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.
Triordie@reddit
Saw something advertised which was a stick with click in disposable heads on it. Think it was pretty expensive though
FIGHTorRIDEANYMAN@reddit
I don't use one they are disgusting
kaanbha@reddit
They are too disgusting for me too.
I live alone and my toilet is always spotless, although I bleach it every day. Never needed a brush.
urban_shoe_myth@reddit
They're only filthy if you leave them filthy?
After use, swizzle them about in clean water in the bowl, then flush and hold the brush under the flushing water to remove any remnants. When I put bleach in the toilet I leave the brush in it too, so doing both jobs at once. I also leave a bit of Zoflora and water in the brush holder.
Replace whenever its looking a bit shabby, but not because its dirty.
According_Sundae_917@reddit (OP)
I do exactly this but a total clean with the flush doesn’t always work totally.
hyperspacevoyager@reddit
I don't use them because I find them rancid. If a streak is left after using the loo I just pour hot water on it to rinse it down and when I clean the toilet I just pop some gloves on and clean it with a sponge which I dispose of after. You can do a much more thorough job that way and there's no longer a manky brush in the bathroom
MisterIndecisive@reddit
Replace?
Familiar9709@reddit
You clean it while you clean the toilet. Both should be clean afterwards. Clean for it's purpose obviously
WeDoingThisAgainRWe@reddit
I was thinking the same thing. Not that difficult really.
Forsaken_Employment2@reddit
Pour the toilet brush water into your house plants, full of nutrients
thethirdbar@reddit
Mine both have holders with a separate inner compartment so I can empty that and clean it and put fresh disinfectant in regularly. So i just keep a bit of disinfectant / bleach in the bottom of that, and make sure the brush is visually clean (spray with cleaner, hold/swish under the flush) before it goes away.
I replace them fairly often though - current ones have been in situ for just a couple of months.
Digidigdig@reddit
Chuck it in the dishwasher 😬
The one in the office is a fucking bio hazard, it’s so grim.
TheBald_Dude@reddit
The filthiest item you own is your phone.
Your toilet brush basically only touches 1 thing, your toilet. And it basically get's cleaned (if you're doing it right) basically everytime you use it.
Your phone touches your hands (that touch alot of things) and touches any surface you put it in.
PrinceFan72@reddit
I'm not sure the bacteria from food on my fingers, fingers that I wash whenever dirty, is the same as shit from the toilet though.
djwillis1121@reddit
A lot of people use their phone while they're on the toilet
DotCottonsHandbag@reddit
Yep, guilty of this! I wash my hands immediately upon arrival at work or home after using public transport, but then I carry on using my filthy phone without a care - so this is actually a good little nudge to give my phone a wipe with an antibac wipe when I get into the office in about half an hour!
TheBald_Dude@reddit
Technically your shit is just "food your body didn't use". We talking about a substance that was inside you and didn't make you sick because of it. Sure, overtime with insects and such it would create bad bacteria, but we flush the toilet after each which ends up cleaning the brush in the process and kinda preventing that "worst case scenario" right away.
Do you clean your phone after leaving it siting on a public table everytime? like a macdonalds table for example. I bet most of us don't even clean our phone once a week.
nah_nah222@reddit
This was years ago. Woke up to find my 3 year old “washing” his 1 year old brother with the toilet brush. Slapped a lock on the outside of the bathroom door so quick. Never used a toilet brush since.
hiitstee@reddit
Just use bleach 🤣 does the job well
blazesboylan91@reddit
I use a silicone one and bleach it regularly. Will probably replace it every 5 years
Sparko_Marco@reddit
I don't have a traditional toilet brush, we use I think its a toilet duck thing that you attach cleaning pads to and you use a new pad each time.
Fureniku@reddit
So far I've replaced them every time I've moved house, and that was once a year or so on average since 2019. They're pretty cheap and very gross, so a big part of replacement is outright not wanting to deal with it
LittleRise1810@reddit
Bidet shower. The only problem with them they're too short to pressure wash my patio with.
Spuzzell_@reddit
I use a cleaning tablet in the toilet bowl once a week overnight, and the toilet brush sits in the bowl overnight too.
Seems to keep things under control
WolfColaCo2020@reddit
Whenever toilet brushes come up on Reddit, it always concerns me that there are so many people who blatantly do not clean the thing at all.
1) press the flush again after you’ve cleaned and rinse the head under the stream
2) have a bleach and water solution in the holder
3) when you clean your toilet with bleach, the bleach solution goes some way to cleaning the thing as you’re cleaning the toilet.
I would ask if it’s because people aren’t cleaning their toilets which means they don’t know this, but I don’t want to ask
Hot-Clerk504@reddit
Use it to unclog the toilet
flush a few times to make sure toilet is clear
Fill toilet with bleach and give the brush a clean in the bleach water
Won’t be clean enough to shove in your gob but it’ll be a lot better than just left untouched
Tattycakes@reddit
Yeah I’ve always cleaned mine like this, I think I’ve only bought new ones when I’ve moved house
ASpookyBitch@reddit
I put watered down toilet cleaner in the holder so it’s not sitting there grubby, gets changed out each time the toilet gets cleans
rohithimself@reddit
Years ago saw this as a hack on insta/youtube, so after rinsing it with the toilet flush of water, we leave diluted harpic water in the brush holder, and the brush remains free of the browning for a long time.
Still, finicky wife means we replace it roughly every 6 months.
RegretEasy8846@reddit
Every time my youngest clogs up the toilet and I use it to un-clog it, then wrap it in a carrier bag and lash it out the bathroom windows to by the bins. I’ve done about 3 in the past 12 months. They’re cheap.
Kizzieuk@reddit
I have disposable loo brushes
Kizzieuk@reddit
DolphinRapeCave@reddit
Might switch to these from the Toilet Duck disposables. They look a bit more functional.
Kizzieuk@reddit
They are so good. very easy to use. 10 out of 10
Traditional-Bet5464@reddit
I'm shocked that nobody in the comments seems to he considering any guests they might have over. You might dislike a gross toilet brush, but how are your guests going to observe proper shittiquette if they leave skid marks in your toilet?
Hughdungusmungus@reddit
Not since we got a silicon one. It goes in the dishwasher with our quick release seat to get them sanitised.
Opening_Nose_2347@reddit
Its the little puddle at the bottom of its container that I try not to think about!
bobsnervous@reddit
We all look at it and go "not my problem, I dont use it" hahaha
HotdogFromIKEA@reddit
Weekly after brushing my teeth
yolo_snail@reddit
I don't have a toilet brush.
I've never been in a situation where I've needed one.
XihuanNi-6784@reddit
You don't poo? Or do you have an incredibly thin posterior that dips in and deposits waste directly into the water without touching the sides?
yolo_snail@reddit
No.
But when a bit gets on the side, just bleach it straight away, then wait a bit, flush and it goes.
Does everyone have shit made of super glue that sticks to the bog?
_ThePancake_@reddit
Me neither. Poop on the enamel can be wiped up with tissue, poop in the water can be dealt with with bleach
3_34544449E14@reddit
No curry in your house, eh?
zecrichardson@reddit
My toilet cleaner has a shower every morning. Then se does her hair and make up
Kickkickkarl@reddit
Stick it in the dish washer to give it a good clean.
SmartSweetnSassy@reddit
i sterilise my toilet brush after use.
ben_jamin_h@reddit
Every time I clean the toilet, I leave the brush in the bowl full of toilet cleaner.
This simultaneously bleaches the brush head and let's everyone know not to use the toilet until they have scrubbed the bowl.
Don't need to replace your toilet brush if you bleach it once a week.
Lazy-Objective-1630@reddit
Replace it when? When it gets dirty or bacterial? Every time you use it then, innit?
icabod88@reddit
Not as often as I clean my poop knife
Lo_jak@reddit
When to bristles start coming out and getting stuck in your teeth is a good sign to buy a new one.
Be_Grateful8@reddit
We don't have one. I squirt or pour water instead.
AquarianViolist@reddit
😂 you read my mind, I wondered yesterday and google search says every 6 months! In reality we’ve have ours 3 years, but I clean it with Domestos spray and leave bleach in the holder bit so I’m not sure it is the filthiest item in my home
FakeBotSimp@reddit
I put a bit of toilet cleaner or disinfectant in the toilet brush holder and wash the toilet brush after use, had it like 3 years now and just never thought of replacing it
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit
I refuse to own one. Nasty things that sit in dirty water once you’ve finished using it.
The toilet is cleaned using my former bathroom cleaning sponge and thrown out after every use.
zig131@reddit
The brush, and the holderthey sit in end up covered in bleach so not exactly a bio-hazard, or health risk.
AlunWH@reddit
Throwing the toilet out after every use seems a little excessive.
UniquePotato@reddit
I pour bleach in the bowl and leave the brush in there to soak
Spooky_L@reddit
I refuse to have a toilet brush, never had one as a kid (mum was a clean freak) so I don’t have one now and you could eat dinner off my toilet. Good old fashioned bleach takes everything away. Use Viakal for limescale, job done. No unhygienic toilet brush and a very clean toilet bowl.
dizzley@reddit
It’s not very green but I buy a £2 loo brush, bleach it regularly, then bin it.
Single-Position-4194@reddit
I don't use one. I use Spontex pan cleaning sponges instead (and of course throw them out afterwards).
According_Repeat6223@reddit
Buy the cheapest ones for less than £2 at your local supermarket and replace often.
Tirno93@reddit
I tripped and fell on it! I TRIPPED AND FELL ON IT OK!
Aggravating-Delay792@reddit
I replace my loo brush once every 3 months, but now I use ones where I can change the brush head after cleaning . The one used before was minging 🤮
OwineeniwO@reddit
Why?
Hythy@reddit
Sounds like a phobia or something.
Acceptable_Hope_6475@reddit
Every 25 years or so unless it breaks
Competitive_Rub_9590@reddit
We just stick ours in bleach for a couple hours I think 🤷🏼♂️
insertitherenow@reddit
I just put mine in the dishwasher. Keeps it nice and clean.
A_Chicken_Called_Kip@reddit
I have questions that I’m too scared of the answers to ask.
lovinglifeatmyage@reddit
I don’t use a toilet brush, I never have. They’re the most disgusting thing you can have in your home.
I use rubber gloves and throwaway wipes to clean my toilets under the rims etc with bleach etc
XihuanNi-6784@reddit
But the point of it is to be dirty. Why worry about it? I just dunk it in the loo water and flush. if there are no chunks then it's clean enough for me.
perishingtardis@reddit
I just run it through the dishwasher once a year or so.
Cumulus-Crafts@reddit
I use mine as a scrubber in the sink so that I don't have to buy a sponge
TwoPlyDreams@reddit
I thought we were a civilised nation?
alex8339@reddit
The handle snapped after two and a half years
Legal_Alternative258@reddit
Once a month.
whatdoyoumeanalready@reddit
We have a silicon one which gets bleached as much as possible.
Objective-Bad-4051@reddit
Isn't the toilet brush cleaner than the kitchen sink?
Itchy-Researcher-116@reddit
All these messages were penned in the time I wrote my drivilous entry? Sheesh you people are on it
johnnyjonnyjonjon@reddit
I've only ever bought 1 in the 15 years I've lived independently.
I mean, obviously it's not the cleanest item in the house... But I don't feel like I use it that often, and when I do it gets immediately rinsed by flush water... So I don't think I regard it as being that filthy to be honest.
PapaJrer@reddit
I use it with bleach in the toilet...
babyhelianthus@reddit
This is the best way to keep your toilet and the brush as clean as possible. Then every month or so, I will soak the toilet brush in diluted bleach
Itchy-Researcher-116@reddit
Toilet brush... Stories?? Hahah, no not really but now I'm all in with you! Make with the TB stories people!
Also, I use one in conjunction with some stuff that says it cleans the brush - also if the toilet has been flushed, it should be just tap water and scale and lime and calculus - in theory there shouldn't anything but trace amounts of urine and feces - but I live alone and I worry about my cat with chemicals and stuff and just in case he sticks his head in the bowl, I want him to be safe ya know
Ya know it's crazy, I feel like I DO have a TBS, I had a crazy evil ex (I mean really she did identity theft on me and one of my parents, and literally, like actually tried to kill me a couple of times - ugh - ya I'm damaged - obviously I'm single cause I can't trust anymore) anyway I feel like something happened with the TB (hey do you like how I'm fully invested in the use of TB as if it's the thing to do hahaha) one fucken thing this nutter DID do, is I used to keep lysol wipes on the back of the toilet (pre cat, between cats) and she used to wipe herself with em - and I'd be in the bathroom like 'are you fucken crazy' little did I know, she kinda was - any way, let me think about it -
How did I get on this thread in the first place? Lmao
G-reeper66@reddit
Clean the skids off the pan, flush, add bleach place brush in the pan and flush after 5 minutes. Replace brush annually.
personalunderclock@reddit
I only use it with bleach and rinse it off at the end. Then the next time I use it, all it's being used for is scrubbing shit off the inside of the toilet bowl with bleach. So if it's a little gross I don't suppose it matters that much.
But honestly it's probably got less germs on it than your phone screen by the end of this.
ClimbsNFlysThings@reddit
When they break
CompetitionNo3466@reddit
Put some bleach in the holder?
teeseoncoast@reddit
Silicone brush is the way forward!
Hostelhumma@reddit
Sorry but if you are leaving shit stains in my toilet you are removing those shit stains, not moving said shit stains from the toilet to the toilet brush 🤢
Wonderful-Bonus5439@reddit
I have four children, including two teen boys (and the eldest has IBS). I’ve started buying silicon ones because they get less rank, but I probably replace them once or twice a year.
Imaginary_Finger7844@reddit
I've had mine for 15 years.
I've grown attached.
PeasBeard@reddit
u/profanitycounter [self]
clickyclicky456@reddit
We don't mention the toilet brush!!!!
Unlikely_Read3437@reddit
About every 10 years whether it needs it or not....
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