Boyfriend’s Bean Salad
Posted by EnoughShop5934@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 51 comments
Black beans, pinto beans, garbanzo beans, bell peppers, cucumbers, corn
Fresh parsley, Dijon mustard, apple cider vinegar, maple syrup, and assorted seasonings for dressing
All raw. No heat required
Hot-Arugula6923@reddit
Looks like crap- corn!!
SlimTeezy@reddit
Jimmy crap corn and I don't care
BigL_inthehouse@reddit
Im stoned snd I saw frogs
HumbleAbbreviations@reddit
Looks like something Liam would approve. Maybe.
veronicagetsmehigh@reddit
Just made something this week inspired by Liam and Mariana
anniecoleptic@reddit
I've absolutely seen him make something like this lol
Win_or_Die@reddit
Better with hot sauce /10
GooseinaGaggle@reddit
I'm thinking sure it up first and add some hot sauce
dhelor@reddit
I was just thinking the same thing /10, kbai
OkiDokiPanic@reddit
Sawdust beans, just like meemaw used to make :')
doduotrainer@reddit
That looks like it's covered in aspergillus
UsedWelcome5903@reddit
Doubles as an ashtray?
residentprincess58@reddit
Needs grape tomatoes, black olives and cheese. Looks pretty good tho.
Dorkinfo@reddit
To be fair to your boyfriend’s terrible taste, canned ingredients aren’t raw. They’ve been cooked, they’re just cold.
Unless you mean like raw dogging a can of beans, then sure.
Joosrar@reddit
Im pretty sure if they were actually raw they would be inedible, beans are hard asf.
NextStopGallifrey@reddit
Also poisonous!
Dorkinfo@reddit
Yeah, he wouldn’t have teeth. So it isn’t raw. Still shitty af, but not raw.
00trysomethingnu@reddit
It’s giving “cinnamon challenge” or whatever the thing was back then.
phillybluntz@reddit
I think once you mix it, and let it marinate for a few hours it would be pretty good. I love been salad.
Miko48@reddit
This isn’t that bad, it’s just like a dry cowboy caviar. Add a diced tomato, some lemon juice or vinaigrette, and garnish with cilantro and that’s a totally respectable meal.
NatasEvoli@reddit
Is this before mixing it up? Why are the spices just sitting on top of it like that?
freakmeout123@reddit
ohhh beansss
TheGrandExquisitor@reddit
You need to become single ASAP. He is not safe to be around.
WolverineBlues1982@reddit
Might I suggest you teach boyfriend how to use a spoon or even his hands to mix things? It might be a game-changer for him and his culinary ambitions.
False_Pear1860@reddit
Good chance she just took a picture before he mixed it up lol
jkash1@reddit
It looks frozen.....but thaw it out and I'll eat it.
mmeeplechase@reddit
I could kinda imagine this making a pretty good bean dip if you blended it all together with the right seasoning… or maybe it’d be awful, not totally sure.
AppUnwrapper1@reddit
Sounds great once mixed.
fasda@reddit
Why is it so dry?
Hrbiie@reddit
Looks like what I put in the bird feeders around my house
sn4k3byt3s@reddit
What's it looking like mixed?
MrFivePercent@reddit
Olive oil and lemon is the only dressing you need. Maple syrup and apple cider vinegar 🤢
freakingusernamedood@reddit
I dig it. I dig it a lot. If it was me, though, I'd mix it all up with some vinaigrette or something before serving, though.
shFt_shiFty@reddit
He made his own. So yes
ulnek@reddit
Why raw?
Valuable_Rise9000@reddit
This is probably one of the most accurate examples of shitty food porn
Jasmirris@reddit
Are you living with Liam?
marcdefiant791@reddit
I love it, it looks healthy but isn't that explosive for the estomach?
ex-farm-grrrl@reddit
It depends on how much you eat and how used to high fiber stuff you are
crypt_moss@reddit
I think it depends on how regularly OP's bf consumes beans, you can get your guts used to this kinda diet
(notably there are also people whose guts are more sensitive to legumes than most)
OGBRedditThrowaway@reddit
This is revolting. Like, the vegetable and bean mix sure, but it's like he just threw a spice rack at it without even caring what the interactions were.
You make this taste genuinely good with just a little bit more forethought into the spices.
VentiSpore@reddit
alienkava@reddit
This is a you problem. Anyway, good try colon cancer demon. I'll take my chances with Jesus and beans.
LukaIncic@reddit
i’m sorry but that looks like frog legs at the top 😬
AccomplishedAside314@reddit
Salad? Ehh... maybe medley...
Salt_Finger_6863@reddit
That is bloating and gas in a bowl.
Gronodonthegreat@reddit
It looks decent, but too dry for my tastes
templeofsyrinx1@reddit
as a person who loves beans I would not fucking eat that 🤣
GoldenEyeOfHorus@reddit
Eaten with tortilla chips...delicious.
Ok-Hovercraft7184@reddit
No maple syrup for me. I'm T2D, and the thought of syrup on that concoction makes me want to hurl!
wasteoffire@reddit
Add ground beef and tomato paste and it's pretty close to chili I make