ULPT What to do with my neighbour's

Posted by unworthystain@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 30 comments

We got into an argument about them sweeping dirt onto my balcony/me. Ever since, they've been spitting on our cars/door. Give me some legal things to do please.

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cruelpunishment_@reddit

If you have their phone number sign them up for shit, apply for insurance with their number, etc.

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TaylorsVersion4Ever@reddit

Nah they won't come if the person didn't send the request themselves. Try the mormons. Or scientology

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unworthystain@reddit (OP)

Couldn't edit the title once it was posted 🤷 i don't proofread until after I hit send/post/etc.

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Key-Candle8141@reddit

Reading your replies you shoot down every suggestion with some detail abt the situation you didnt originally provide

So.... if you want good answers you need to supply all the details!

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unworthystain@reddit (OP)

Are you slow? I replied to 3 people.

I said I only had their address, I guess I could've said that in my original post, however how many people have their neighbour's contact information ESPECIALLY the neighbour's they don't along with.
I was told to Google their name, I did, nothing came up. You want me to put that into my post too?
The other suggestion is ILLEGAL, if you didn't read my post thoroughly that's a YOU problem but I asked for LEGAL suggestions. And the other part of that comment it goes against my lease.

I hope that helps!!

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Clevertown@reddit

Asking "are you slow" utterly destroys all sympathy I had for you. Grow up.

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unworthystain@reddit (OP)

Sorry. They were being obtuse. Dull. Dense. Unintelligent. Which would you prefer I use next time?

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But you didn't tell us the neighbors race, religion, gender, age, nothing. We need the details man. What kind if car is it? What country do you live in? Do they drive cars? What do they do for work? Di you know their family? Do you have a cat?

We need the details

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fluentindothraki@reddit

Set up cameras (they can only be directed at your property and you need to put up a sticker).

If you want to, tgere is no law against putting bird seed on someone else's car roof.

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unworthystain@reddit (OP)

Where i am that's illegal 😭 As for the cameras, our building won't allow us to put our own cameras up. But that's a different story lol

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West-Sound405@reddit

if you’re in the US, take photos and consult with an attorney about feasible action to take, and have them write a letter to management to establish a paper trail. throwing trash on your porch then coating your car in biohazards IS causing you great emotional distress, so leverage that and ham it up. if you have to move due to raised tensions, you can stick the aggressor and the landlord with those fees with the right lawyer. delete and get a check

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unworthystain@reddit (OP)

Thank you

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stabbingrabbit@reddit

Vaseline on their cars. Spray wd40 onto their deck. Can't sweep off oil

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Former-Increase-9165@reddit

So if you have their address, sign them up for home improvement quotes, religious visits, etc, make garage sale signs with their address, make a game out of annoying them back,

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403Olds@reddit

Jehovah's Witnesses

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jueidu@reddit

Lots of apartment complexes will evict someone for having the cops called on them, even if no charges are pressed and they don’t go to jail.

Call the cops on them for whatever - vandalism/harassment. Get a police report. Then call the office to innocently ask what they plan to do about “that one unit that keeps getting the cops called on them.”

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brainhack3r@reddit

Press a nail into their tire so when they reverse they get a flat tire.

Put vaseline under their door handles of their car.

Take them to small claims court for the cleaning costs to your car.

Take video and show their neighbors (I think this is the best one)

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unworthystain@reddit (OP)

Nothing came up 🥴

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MareV51@reddit

Pay for a $20 background check.