ULPT What to do with my neighbour's
Posted by unworthystain@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 30 comments
We got into an argument about them sweeping dirt onto my balcony/me. Ever since, they've been spitting on our cars/door. Give me some legal things to do please.
cruelpunishment_@reddit
If you have their phone number sign them up for shit, apply for insurance with their number, etc.
unworthystain@reddit (OP)
Sadly I don't. Just their address
TaylorsVersion4Ever@reddit
Nah they won't come if the person didn't send the request themselves. Try the mormons. Or scientology
Sea-Louse@reddit
Your neighbor’s what?
unworthystain@reddit (OP)
Couldn't edit the title once it was posted 🤷 i don't proofread until after I hit send/post/etc.
Clevertown@reddit
Yup. My thought as well.
Key-Candle8141@reddit
Reading your replies you shoot down every suggestion with some detail abt the situation you didnt originally provide
So.... if you want good answers you need to supply all the details!
unworthystain@reddit (OP)
Are you slow? I replied to 3 people.
I hope that helps!!
Clevertown@reddit
Asking "are you slow" utterly destroys all sympathy I had for you. Grow up.
unworthystain@reddit (OP)
Sorry. They were being obtuse. Dull. Dense. Unintelligent. Which would you prefer I use next time?
Clevertown@reddit
How about no name calling?
bacardipirate13@reddit
But you didn't tell us the neighbors race, religion, gender, age, nothing. We need the details man. What kind if car is it? What country do you live in? Do they drive cars? What do they do for work? Di you know their family? Do you have a cat?
We need the details
fluentindothraki@reddit
Set up cameras (they can only be directed at your property and you need to put up a sticker).
If you want to, tgere is no law against putting bird seed on someone else's car roof.
unworthystain@reddit (OP)
Where i am that's illegal 😭 As for the cameras, our building won't allow us to put our own cameras up. But that's a different story lol
West-Sound405@reddit
if you’re in the US, take photos and consult with an attorney about feasible action to take, and have them write a letter to management to establish a paper trail. throwing trash on your porch then coating your car in biohazards IS causing you great emotional distress, so leverage that and ham it up. if you have to move due to raised tensions, you can stick the aggressor and the landlord with those fees with the right lawyer. delete and get a check
unworthystain@reddit (OP)
Thank you
stabbingrabbit@reddit
Vaseline on their cars. Spray wd40 onto their deck. Can't sweep off oil
Former-Increase-9165@reddit
So if you have their address, sign them up for home improvement quotes, religious visits, etc, make garage sale signs with their address, make a game out of annoying them back,
403Olds@reddit
Jehovah's Witnesses
jueidu@reddit
Lots of apartment complexes will evict someone for having the cops called on them, even if no charges are pressed and they don’t go to jail.
Call the cops on them for whatever - vandalism/harassment. Get a police report. Then call the office to innocently ask what they plan to do about “that one unit that keeps getting the cops called on them.”
brainhack3r@reddit
Press a nail into their tire so when they reverse they get a flat tire.
Put vaseline under their door handles of their car.
Take them to small claims court for the cleaning costs to your car.
Take video and show their neighbors (I think this is the best one)
cryssHappy@reddit
Buy some BBs and glue them in the top of the valve stem caps and put them on their tires. It's called a slow leak. Never so much is to do significant damage but enough to make them have to stop and air up their tires frequently.
TheVenusLashe@reddit
If you can't put bird seed on their car they probably can't spit in yours. Film them doing it with your phone and complain to your landlord.
surfTorreypines@reddit
Fill out a change of address for them. If they miss the notification card things begin shutting off, credit is damaged, etc.
Twitch-x@reddit
You normally need to provide identification to submit a change of address.
destroyer_of_kings@reddit
Piss discs are the answer
goldbeater@reddit
Cease and desist letter from a lawyer.
StrikeSea7638@reddit
Google their names. See what phone numbers come up
unworthystain@reddit (OP)
Nothing came up 🥴
MareV51@reddit
Pay for a $20 background check.