Anon is ... uhh idk the word
Posted by nEwBiEKC@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 48 comments
Posted by nEwBiEKC@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 48 comments
DarkScorpion48@reddit
Fuck as fuck, but funny as hell. I wonder what shows Anon watches
gamingvortex01@reddit
too many weird people out there
I wouldn't be so sure
IamHeWhoSaysIam@reddit
The weirdest part is that the date even happened after the first question about a ride from dad.
daniballeste@reddit
This gives British comedy
DarkScorpion48@reddit
Im rewatching Black Books so it’s very on point
seth1299@reddit
Bro said “fuck as fuck” 💀
Mainbaze@reddit
That shit just cured my depression for 20 seconds
Jujubees1269@reddit
The golden age of greentext
Italian_Devil@reddit
Modern women are so entitled...
MathematicianNew2770@reddit
And broke too, can't even afford to take man out to the movies.
Stay celibate KINGS. These broke b* ain't worth nothing.
QW3RTYPOUNC3S@reddit
So we’re just sharing CIA torture methods on this sub huh
Tzur-guy@reddit
Greg heffley type shit
idontknowjuspickone@reddit
This is a true story, I was the movie
godverdejezushey@reddit
Did you grow from a tree?
googlin@reddit
and i was the the large popcorn tub anon filled with mounty dew
elusznik@reddit
highly regarded
PhantomCruze@reddit
A handful of concerning comments either taking this too seritto understand it's a joke and a fake story, or stupid AI bots
ChoiceFudge3662@reddit
This is unfortunately before the time of ai, I remember reading it as a teenager.
PhantomCruze@reddit
Oh not the post, the comments here on Reddit, my bad, should have been more specific
JeffreyClose@reddit
It is quite funny if not slightly concerning seeing people fall for a 12 year old greentext
Introman_18@reddit
What the fuck is that profile picture
PhantomCruze@reddit
Very concerning
Reading_username@reddit
supremely based
Pvt_Mozart@reddit
It's hard dating out there, but OP is only 31, he has plenty of time to meet "the one."
Cash_Cab@reddit
At the ripe age of 43teen he's gonna find his high school sweetheart I just know it
googlin@reddit
Yup, and by the time that waifu pillow sweetie is too crusty and hardened for any more of an anon's "love," maybe robo waifus will be available for good boi point credit purchase.
thermitethrowaway@reddit
Should have tapped him for extra comdom cash.
PheasantPlucker1@reddit
I mean.... he's right though. I think NTA
Substantial_Bet_1007@reddit
Fake and gay but even reading this made me cringe
lazerblam@reddit
Funnily enough i had the same reaction upon seeing your pfp
Substantial_Bet_1007@reddit
Why:(
BiasHyperion784@reddit
Invert genders for summoning ritual that manifests a “double standard”
HelpMePlxoxo@reddit
A woman having a man's dad come pick her up and give her money for the movies is just as bad, noone does this 😭
SpaceBug176@reddit
Not even that can save it. This sucks regardless of the gender. 😭
Champomi@reddit
I know the story's fake, but if it was real even if Anon was like a 6 year old kid at the time it happened it would still be super rude. They're no salvaging that
qoheletal@reddit
Anon is highly regarded
Regenerating_Degen@reddit
I kinda feel like I read this once in Diary of a Wimpy Kid...? I dunno why but Anon just gives off Greg Heffley vibes
iBCatto@reddit
genuinely how old was OP cuz 15? maybe yeah i get. 20-30??? 💀💀💀💀💀
WhiskeyBRZ@reddit
Anon doesn’t understand why the world isn’t like him mom who gives him unlimited tendies
qtquazar@reddit
Why worry about that when beta dads give him chubby tendies on the regs?
AnOddGremlin@reddit
wtf is that picrel, plastic bagjak?
Secure_Narwhal4045@reddit
paddycr@reddit
This is how to treat them. Anon is a pro
HamBlamBlam@reddit
Yes, the woman is very clearly the villain of this story. What a bitch.
Glass_Ad_7246@reddit
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Her dad was a stingy cunt too
throwtheclownaway20@reddit
God, I love seeing this story. I hope it's real because it's fucking hilarious
SipoteQuixote@reddit
Share the wealth, dad.
BobcatBob26@reddit
Power move