Anon loves Éowyn
Posted by ADliesh@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 39 comments
Posted by ADliesh@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 39 comments
garbagecan1992@reddit
probably not even in the top 100 harassments she suffered as a actress
cursed job tbh
ChainOk792@reddit
If you think that's a big deal try being a construction worker
ProbablyTheWurst@reddit
Most successful actresses are probably less concerned with creepy fans and more concerned with creepy producers
EXQUISITE_WIZARD@reddit
Idk ask bjork or jodie foster or selena quintanilla
palmerry@reddit
Of any of those ladies. I choose to ask Selena. Hey the ouija board and the sanitaria shit set up.
AHHHHHHHHH_PANIC_NOW@reddit
Santeria?
iFood@reddit
Nah it’s a super clean process, those sanitary practices
LordMimsyPorpington@reddit
I just realized after reading this comment that I had never heard Selena's last name.
Adventurous_Tea_2198@reddit
or that youtube singer that got shot in the head by a stalker
Prune411@reddit
It's only harassment if the dude is ugly, otherwise it's fine.
Bakisyeetaddiction@reddit
Voice actresses probably have it the worst since they attract the most schizophrenic regards imaginable who'll send 300 paragraph threats over some random little girl character that has 2 minutes of screentime
Top-Gadgie@reddit
You want to know a cursed job? I worked on a kebab van outside an army base. I'll take twitter messages any day.
Gingerbreadpool@reddit
Facts. There was a cute woman working a coffee truck at jrtc. I can only imagine the horrid comments coming from the unwashed masses of soldiers.
stinkyjim88@reddit
I didn’t notice the cross eyes
TorfriedGiantsfraud@reddit
Maybe sleepy tired idk
shpidermaen@reddit
Why fumble?
ADliesh@reddit (OP)
OP is saying Aragorn fumbled by choosing Arwen over Eowyn.
Responsible-Onion860@reddit
Which is a bad take. Both are beautiful women, and people can have a preferred type, but neither is so much more attractive than the other that choosing the other is a fumble.
Virgil_Rug_Say_RUG@reddit
this is ridiculous. arwen is basically a 10 while eowyn is a 7 on a good day
TorfriedGiantsfraud@reddit
Was a 10 in Human Nature
T0lias@reddit
Yeah but Arwen is a dirty elf.
b88b15@reddit
You pay extra for that
VeryInnocuousPerson@reddit
That’s the best type of elf!
DumbButtFace@reddit
Who could possibly choose Eowyn over Arwen?
Medical_Officer@reddit
Absolute insane take since Arwen literally doesn't age.
GlitteringFutures@reddit
Aragorn didn't want to cock-block Merry.
mandrewsf@reddit
Common numenorean L
Barathrus@reddit
Faramir and Eowyn marry, and the line of stewards had numenorean blood too
TheThalmorEmbassy@reddit
This is the second-saddest "Internet person harasses a beloved actor" story I've ever read
Worst is the one where the guy told Gene Wilder in person about his inflation fetish
Kaiserschlut@reddit
Nah, saddest is Jenna Fischer endlessly hitting on John Krasinski over twitter years after The Office ended
5herl0k@reddit
eugh, never heard about that but I can already imagine
edbods@reddit
oh man that's a pretty bad one...
Optimal_Tennis8673@reddit
Best is that guy who wrote to some famous guy (don't remember whom) and told him that he would love to come sleep over at his house some time
Happy_Ocelot_4945@reddit
I imagine he took it in stride. "Now when you say inflation, do you mean like a blue berry or a snozberry?"
Intensityintensifies@reddit
Nah Gene knew all the lingo, word for word “Who doesn’t love a good stretch?”
MacTheVII@reddit
Real and straight
Connect_Ad_3361@reddit
Yes this chick vs a canonically perfect elven princess
wordjedi@reddit
Oi mate care fur a bit o' the ol' shag and fay? just a wee coppa eh?
they're never like you imagine them irl
clayticus@reddit
Get it!