Ran out of cereal, substituted fortune cookies and dark chocolate
Posted by OzTheD0G3@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 44 comments
Posted by OzTheD0G3@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 44 comments
baquea@reddit
Couldn't you at least have broken the chocolate up a bit more? Having whole squares in there just seems wrong to me.
OzTheD0G3@reddit (OP)
I cut the squares in half before putting them in
Dr__Sloth@reddit
If only there was something smaller than halves.
the1stmeddlingmage@reddit
1MechanicalAlligator@reddit
You could do that. Or:
Leave the chocolate as is
Pulverize the fortune cookies
Milk powder instead of milk
Serve with chopsticks
Call it a "Rube Goldberg Breakfast"
totesgonnasmashit@reddit
Different, but I can appreciate the vision. Crunch and chocolate.
the1stmeddlingmage@reddit
Fortune cookies dissolve in milk unfortunately 😂
Hot-Princess_32@reddit
i fw anything chocolate tbh
princessfret@reddit
This actually looks delicious
snorkelvretervreter@reddit
How are you not a bot lol
princessfret@reddit
aha sorry mate, i need to think of some more original comments clearly? I’d still eat it tho ngl
ThriftyMegaMan@reddit
Ah yes. I, too will eat anything with a certain texture.
LilArtsyCreature@reddit
I think this could work ... but perhaps next time try sticking those cookies and chocolate in a bag and smash them up into much smaller pieces on the counter 😅
MidBoss11@reddit
did the sugar from the cookies seep into the milk or nah? i loved how my honey crunch corn flakes would flavor the milk when i was a kid
FrancisCGraf@reddit
Got a food processor? Couple pulses in there before milk, would be pretty decent actually. A good ice cream topping too.
DrunkAndUnaware@reddit
I mean, it’s less shitty food porn, more how can I send you some money?
OzTheD0G3@reddit (OP)
Just throw some oats to the ducks at your local pond, I'll survive
1MechanicalAlligator@reddit
Lol do oats enjoy ducks? I didn't know that.
OzTheD0G3@reddit (OP)
Oats can't eat
snorkelvretervreter@reddit
Fairly sure Oates are Man Eaters.
onamonapizza@reddit
You know, it's okay to be like "maybe I don't need a bowl of cereal today"
shelob_spider@reddit
is it good though?
Kimono-Ash-Armor@reddit
Hehe, this is something a pregnant woman might crave! I love it!!!!
fantasy_lover1023@reddit
I’m pregnant, and this looks delicious to me
greens_beans_queen@reddit
Cereal fusion recipe.
SouthPawArt@reddit
Alternatively... Don't.
veglove@reddit
My dad used to take sliced whole wheat bread, break it into large chunks, pour milk over it and sprinkle a bit of sugar and eat it as if it was cereal. I have to admit that the sogginess had a strange appeal.
kitkatmath@reddit
Eat dessert for breakfast, they say
Mulumpe@reddit
Good luck with your meal
Spookybunnyxo@reddit
Somehow the fortune cookies still manage to look dry
OzTheD0G3@reddit (OP)
They didn't get soggy and fall apart like I thought they would. Cap'N crunch kind of pain on steroids
Spookybunnyxo@reddit
Oh that sounds terrible lol. Go get you some cereal please 💀🙏
Catlestial@reddit
I’d devour this tbh
ReelestPrincess12@reddit
You had that but not cereal? Well...how did it taste?
flyme2theluna@reddit
This reminded me. I used to crumble the mexican cookies, Marias, in a bowl of milk and eat them as cereal. 10/10 no notes.
2Braincell2Furious@reddit
Confucius say “Dam son.”
diescheide@reddit
Really special Special K.
thatrandomauschain@reddit
Eh this is something I totally would do if I was out of cereal and happened to have fortune cookies on hand. Question. Why do you have fortune cookies but not cereal 🤔 😂
OzTheD0G3@reddit (OP)
I bought some at the market since they were new and I didn't realize I didn't have cereal, oops
thatrandomauschain@reddit
Sounds like something I'd do. Hope it tasted good!
skronk61@reddit
Fortune’s in or out?
OzTheD0G3@reddit (OP)
Tasty.
freakmeout123@reddit
wait whattt??
juddplays@reddit
A decent breakfast will be in your future.