I made pasta with lentils and mushrooms
Posted by Ultra918@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 58 comments
Posted by Ultra918@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 58 comments
JohnTwoo@reddit
That's an octopus
Muslim-boiii@reddit
Typa shit you would find in jack baker refrigerator
deviantdevil80@reddit
Pastaussy
Stapityou@reddit
Woof 🤢
PowerPleb2000@reddit
Jaytrox7893@reddit
No you didn’t
jerrythecactus@reddit
This is what your lungs look like after decades of smoking.
drrj@reddit
I was thinking a polycystic kidney but it definitely looks like something you’d have surgically excised.
jerrythecactus@reddit
Ever hear of a teratoma? Those things can grow hair and teeth sometimes.
Ok-Anywhere-9816@reddit
ngl that looks like some disgusting microscopic organism you'd find under a lab slide
erect_dragonly@reddit
Looks like post mortem on a diseased octopus. Well done
BluAlfaTxFlood@reddit
What is wrong with you? You probably over-cooked the pasta for extra mush....
matnerlander@reddit
Quantum_Corpse@reddit
I thought I grew past my trypophobia. You proved me wrong. Fuck’s wrong with you
_domhnall_@reddit
Can you show rhe dish pre-digestion?
Euphoric-Piglet-8140@reddit
r/popping joins the chat.
itsmesorox@reddit
This should be a pinned post
LowBatteryWarning@reddit
la_descente@reddit
How do you define pasta ???? Does pasta mean something different from where you come from, vs the rest of the world ?
Unable_Ad_3691@reddit
Is this a coral pasta?
spicywingydingy@reddit
Looks like something from my aquarium! Like a sea slug infestation.
spicywingydingy@reddit
Looks like something I cleaned out of my aquarium. Did you boil the pasta until it reached a gelatinous state?
6re6son6@reddit
What
Puzzled_Pop_6845@reddit
You've made pasta with snails and cockroach eggs
Hatchie_47@reddit
Next time take a picture BEFORE someone eats it…
Cipher_Witch@reddit
It looks like someone digested it already
kurly-bird@reddit
Deformed octopus
Key_Design390@reddit
Sorry but that looks like death on a plate.
Turbulent-Matter501@reddit
Haha I love lentils and I know this was delicious but it does indeed look completely Wrong LOL
Mayion@reddit
Everywhere I look reminds me of her
LazarusHimself@reddit
Absolutely fantastic combo, no matter how "sluggish" it looks it's often one of the best umami tastes around. I hope you've added some red wine, or soy sauce, or white miso to make the flavour pop in your mouth.
Sometimes the best food looks a bit like shit, the secret is not to "eat it with your eyes"
Grigori_the_Lemur@reddit
Oh goody.
PrizeTime2595@reddit
How did you make lentils look less appetizing bro lol
DrPants707@reddit
You misspelled "Lovecraftian horror"
2gecko1983@reddit
Pretty sure this needs to go back into the ocean so it can breathe.
Mediocre-Smile5908@reddit
The Last Of Us on a plate.
Wait_ItGetsWorse@reddit
I'm calling AI bullshit on this one.
kitzlee@reddit
too much eyes for pasta
EvaTheE@reddit
Did you though?
VisionAri_VA@reddit
That looks… infected.
BasedGodBrody@reddit
Looks like a carbuncle
sm0lshit@reddit
Where’s the pasta?
blender-enthusiast@reddit
Alien movie prop.
boo_snug@reddit
So brown, so slimy, with growths all over it. Truly shitty.Â
OsaSuna10050125@reddit
I thought that’s some kind of alien meat or something
Taolan13@reddit
that's some grandfather nurgle ass pasta.
Born-Payment6282@reddit
are you sure??
jeswesky@reddit
Looks like something a dog would puke up
TheM3rch4nt@reddit
SweaterSteve1966@reddit
Me too! 😬🤢
Kind-Ad-6099@reddit
Fuck you man
TappedIn2111@reddit
Who could say no to a nice snail bowl?!
apocalypsebrow@reddit
You made an abomination, that's what
ThrowAwayMeLife1@reddit
The Last of Us Part 3
xergog@reddit
That has a mouth.
Accomplished-Iron778@reddit
What disease am I looking at?
Big_Boooosh@reddit
Nurgle’s finest plague.
Fluffy_History@reddit
Looks like youre eating frog spawn.