Surely Anons plan has no strings attached

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JKCsaba@reddit

yes and you sleep in the street and get robbed then eventually killed by a cultural enrichment person.

Way to live, awesome

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Desert_Aficionado@reddit

It makes sense in the original Hungarian

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JKCsaba@reddit

There isnt really a hungarian equivalent for this in hungarian afaik, cultural enrichment is the term they use to "introduce people to all kinds of cultures, have higher diversity etc."

Do you not love future half brown perfectly mixed mulatto people or what?

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Ecstatic_Host_9771@reddit

This is why welfare should be cut. The real leaches arent immigrants, or queens, or whoever, but 4chinner neets

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Complete_Gazelle4363@reddit

The real leeches are big business and billionaires

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John_Oakman@reddit

On the contrary, funding the lives of anon NEETs is the only worthy part of welfare as they are the natural aristocrats of society and it is the duty of all wagies to submit to their liege.

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Ecstatic_Host_9771@reddit

The solution to the neet problem are gulags

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spacemanaut@reddit

they're referencing Reaganite propaganda which did a lot to turn the US voting public against welfare even though it's such a rare form of fraud that it's (surprise) basically bullshit

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SpaceBug176@reddit

I geniunely thought he mispelled "queer" till you mentioned this.

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spacemanaut@reddit

it does warm my heart to learn that at least this one nasty tool of class warfare is dying out in the public consciousness

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SpaceBug176@reddit

I assume it then makes your heart cold again to realize that my brain autocorrected a topic about alleged leeches to "queer" instead.

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CannibalisticChad@reddit

You’re right, this one 4chan story is a reason we should cut all welfare

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Yeah forget about the millions of elderly and children in complete poverty who rely on that. Cut it so the 0.5% of leeches dont get their free $300 every month. Those $300 should go to more billionaires so they can have fun on an island.

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enz_levik@reddit

Do you really want 4chiners in the work force?

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TheHeroChronic@reddit

Camps

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Ecstatic_Host_9771@reddit

No, i never said anything about them working

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johnson7853@reddit

the amount of people in my provinces sub that complains about how low welfare is because of my anxieties I ~~don’t want to~~ can’t work and need more money

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WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit

Oh this is definitely a larp to try and trick some other anon into “also” doing this

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LockedOutOfElfland@reddit

Thinking it was a good idea to live by the example of complete strangers on 4chan was certainly one of the dumber parts of my late teens/early 20s

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bunker_man@reddit

The dumb thing I did was like... imagine that you could just kind of make impromptu parties happen by planning them on 4chan. I imagined you could just like schedule a rave in some gyro place, and people would just show up since they saw it on 4chan.

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LockedOutOfElfland@reddit

That just sounds like a recipe for bad things to happen.

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eeeddr@reddit

100% would be swatted

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LockedOutOfElfland@reddit

I'm like 100% sure this happened at a house rave I went to back in maybe 2019 or 2020 that was planned online. The cops basically just treated it as a noise complaint but a bunch of paranoid stoners went out of their way to hide the tabs of acid lying around and/or tried to flee through the other exits.

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Reading_username@reddit

Forgot the part about sleeping on the street every night in the tenderloin.

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No-Section-4385@reddit

He goy he gets a free bed every night while getting la-paid.

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ReturnRadio@reddit

The fact that Anon thinks this is a life might be the saddest part. If it wasn't completely fake that is.

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av123h@reddit

Not just fake though….

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vote4boat@reddit

Not if you get topped by some 55 year old tourist from the Midwest in their hotel room

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FURF0XSAKE@reddit

gif

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Linford_Fistie@reddit

Yeah and lose your laptop and cellphone after 2 days when you get robbed

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Ashamed-Wealth2452@reddit

I'm reminded of that Simpsons scene "I sleep in a racecar bed" "I sleep with my wife" but instead it's "I get to play video games in a cafe all day >:)" and "I get to sleep in my own bed every night"

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swingin_dix@reddit

Right?

Like, this man just described a heartbreaking existence as though it were the high life

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AyFrancis@reddit

I need that pic source immediatly

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jnmtx@reddit

rare Nicocado Avocado

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AyFrancis@reddit

This shit is forsaken thanks

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Pretty-Researcher404@reddit

The image really sells the whole post

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heavyPacket@reddit

I feel like no one here is noticing that’s Nickacado Avocado with his bare ass hanging out ready to get railed by his bf.

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Eraser-man@reddit

Don't worry, I noticed....

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heavyPacket@reddit

Well now I’m definitely worried

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Smirnov12@reddit

What's a neet?

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Snownova@reddit

Not in Employment, Education or Training. Basically sombody being supported by the state/their parents. Excusable if they're invalids or ill, but with anons far too often they're just parasites.

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Smirnov12@reddit

Thank you

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FearFritters@reddit

I'm fairly positive you need a home address for any welfare. That's why homelessness is hard to escape.

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poprostumort@reddit

Anon is a great example why social safety nets and other forms of social welfare are good. If not for them, you would be at risk of having him or others like him as co-workers. 700$ is a cheap price to let them separate themselves in their basements.

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MajLoftonHenderson@reddit

It's so fucking funny to me that this is genuinely what people believe welfare is like

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CrispyJelly@reddit

This enrages people for some reason. If he gets $700 for the next 60 years, it will cost as much as 30-45 minutes of Iran war. Or 0.000025% of the $2T the pentagon couldn't locate last year. It truly doesn't matter.

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C-130Hercule@reddit

Nevada is not a shithole what is an-on about

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ComradeCam@reddit

We need a dept to really investigate welfare and incentivize people on welfare to do better without dragging them down back into it. Trade school and tech school free for all. Then we can focus on education broadly without massive debt. Also maybe free Asian wives.

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FailureToReason@reddit

Then, suddenly, a hardline convervative is elected and the country simultaneously enters economic downturn. The government implements austerity and cust cutting measures, welfare is reduced while prices rise across the board.

Suddenly, Anon's complete lack of forward-planning, lack of an emergency fund, lack of savings, lack of material assets and utilities, start to seem less appealing than the lives of those wagies. Anon learns the hard way what people at the bottom end of the desperation ladder have to do to survive.

Real and gay.

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critsalot@reddit

its wierd how countries without social services are poorer. that implies that the economy cant sustain itself unless theres regular cash injections. it is an amusing conclusion to come to and might be true.

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jakendrick3@reddit

I mean, yeah. Capitalism by default includes leeches at the top bleeding cash out of the system to hoard instead of circulating it

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llamawithguns@reddit

Idk about the economy as a whole, but there are many industries where that is quite literally true.

Most agriculture in particular is notably unprofitable without government support.

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Lunai5444@reddit

Fairly sure this anon would vote conservatives cause tuh immigrants

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Thendrail@reddit

You say that, as if there's not always a market for unwashed hobos getting topped.

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FailureToReason@reddit

In this economy?

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Thendrail@reddit

Someone's always on top.

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Bronze_Rager@reddit

Sounds like the average doomer redditor that made bad choices

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WhiskeyBRZ@reddit

Anon now sleeps on the street and doesn't have showers. So only one new thing for hib tbh.

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moronic_programmer@reddit

Anon wouldn’t shower if he lived in a mansion with a solid gold bathroom.

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ras344@reddit

Of course not, don't want to get the gold dirty

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GGudMarty@reddit

So funny he thinks he’s gonna keep his laptop more than 2 days. He’s gonna wake up with everything taken including his butthole. You can’t get that back chief.

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BanShrimpInDumplings@reddit

it's okay eventually he will just find and take someone else's, including their butthole. such is the circle of life

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TESTlCLE@reddit

This actually sounds like the plot of Grave of the Fireflies:

Anon asked to do something basic by parent/guardian
Stubbornly refuses, chooses to be homeless instead, pieces together a meager existence with limited income
…dies?

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head_pat_slut@reddit

i would rather work a job and struggle in my own apartment than get unemployment sleeping rough every night, and its not even close

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Malvastor@reddit

Anon dies of fentanyl in three months.

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babypho@reddit

>only takes a phone call to start getting money

It takes freaking years and hours waiting on the phone whenever you call into a government agency. Pretty sure you also don't qualify if you're a Nevada resident.

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