IDGAF if this doesn’t fit the sub, if you had to hand over the cash I did to receive this plate you would put this post at the top of the sub for every newcomer to see. These hunks of malaise tasted like the scientific pinnacle of what a bad taco is. If you contracted the world’s brightest culinary minds to put together an exceptionally “meh” taco, they wouldn’t scratch the surface of the pool of despair that was this to-go box. The tortillas: dry, flavorless, cold. The meat: deceptive, not juicy, no flavor, Midwest taco night chicken breast has more flavor than this. The beans: literally just a strained can of Busch’s I mean wtf. The salsa: closer to a marinara sauce than salsa.

If I paid anything less for this I wouldn’t have posted here. But for $15 someone, anyone, must hear my outrage.