Disgusting ash honey bagel for dinner

With the industrially supplied ashes, they are honoring not only their own grandmother, but also dust particles from 200 other grandmothers. Enjoy your meal.

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Airway@reddit

No this specifically calls for disgusting ash honey

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SupernaturalPumpkin@reddit

I can only guess that OP meant "hash honey"? Doesn't explain why it looks like cement.

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SweetHomeNorthKorea@reddit

I also think they meant hash honey and I think it’s closer to green irl but the photo color balance is off

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AlienZak@reddit

Lmao, I’m pretty sure they meant disgusting “AS HELL” honey bagel

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Impossible_Ad4789@reddit

its probably black sesame paste, which basically looks like cement.

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wil6erness@reddit

Actually it's honey from bees that eat only ash

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iamsheph@reddit

Oh, nice! So, it’s the same kind of thing as the cows that eat chocolate?

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Aggressive-Loss5148@reddit

Pretty sure people are using ash for stuff now actually

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BunnyLady91@reddit

It is a hair dye color. Check the google.

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Mister_angel1@reddit

You seriously believe OP is eating hair dye. Why are you telling everyone this.

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Mister_angel1@reddit

You could say “a giant water breathing dog lives in the Mariana Trench. Prove me wrong” that doesn’t make you right.

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BunnyLady91@reddit

Don’t be a boob, we have photo evidence.

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vyrus2021@reddit

You have a pretty low bar for evidence

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Sunderbans_X@reddit

I mean that's what OP said, until they clarify what exactly they put on that bagel it might as well be hair dye

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BunnyLady91@reddit

Sorry, I guess we have been outvoted by all of the hair dye consumers. They are adamant I am crazy for thinking this may be a near fatal mistake,

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saddingtonbear@reddit

So you entertain yourself online by acting like a moron or... what is this that you're doing?

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Existing-Antelope-20@reddit

you really nailed it, the bird vomit on OP's plate is actually hair dye, because who doesn't love dyeing their hair with bird vomit

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hovdeisfunny@reddit

Sure, OP's just eating toxic hair dye, not to mention ash honey refers to a blend of hair colors, not a specific dye

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Hawkent99@reddit

Like we had "photographic evidence" of the Loch Ness Monster?

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BunnyLady91@reddit

Sooo. Show me the honey, honey, the one with ash.

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Hawkent99@reddit

OP responded to someone saying it's mushroom honey. The fact that you were genuinely convinced that someone was eating hair dye is pretty fuckin funny though hahaha

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supertinykoalas@reddit

For real, the best part is it looks nothing like hair dye either hahahaha

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Actually that's true, and "ash honey" is a term used to describe the marinara dogs excrement. I'm not sure why they're misleading you with the hair dye theory, because it's definitely dog shit on that bagel

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BunnyLady91@reddit

OMG 🤟

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HuskMaster@reddit

This is sure an informative thread. Do mariana dogs eat white dog shit too, or do they tend to prefer the ash kind because of significant iron deposits on ferromanganese crusts that can start devastating tsunamis like your mom?

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hovdeisfunny@reddit

Ash honey refers to a blend of hair colors, not a specific dye

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BunnyLady91@reddit

Still no edible source in sight 🤩

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hovdeisfunny@reddit

You're an idiot

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BunnyLady91@reddit

Wow, a few hours ago this had over a dozen upvotes, now it is for me HISTORICALLY downvoted by probably people with some much more advanced search method than google that did indeed find all of the healthy beneficial sources of ASH HONEY.

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hovdeisfunny@reddit

Ash honey refers to a blend of hair colors, not a specific dye

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KratosOfSparta08@reddit

Why is it gray? It looks like you dropped it in wet cement.

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Wumbologist_PhD@reddit

I don't know, why is the sky grey? Why is the grass grey? Why is a rainbow grey, grey, grey, grey, grey, and infra-grey?

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jungleass98@reddit

I dont know Ryan, im a dog

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TableSalte@reddit

Why is it not toasted?

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chronically_varelse@reddit

gif

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clockwork0730@reddit

Its probly somthing to do with the ash lmfao

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iamsheph@reddit

OP, was this psilocybin honey?

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christiandeatth@reddit (OP)

yes!

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iamsheph@reddit

Nice! Hope you had a pleasant afternoon, psychonaut!

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Expert-Training9585@reddit

lol the top of this makes this even funnier. Girl is just tripping and hopefully have a great time….

Think I would have toasted my bagel and had some cream cheese handy though. Maybe some canned trout to help cover it up, but I’m with her. Get it.

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christiandeatth@reddit (OP)

Dw i added cream cheese to it! Couldnt toast it cuz my roommate that had the toaster oven moved out lol

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Expert-Training9585@reddit

Butter in a pan next time! Good morning. Did it go well?

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iamsheph@reddit

If you’ve never had a cream cheese, honey, and green apple slice bagel you’re missing out. Had me a “sweet bagel” n San Francisco years ago and never looked back.

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reallydirtyreallydan@reddit

If anyone’s wondering, I did google and it in fact is not a thing

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holdencaulfiend@reddit

thank you for doing the work

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intriguedqbee@reddit

Is ash short for as hell? Because otherwise WHAT is ash honey.

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BunnyLady91@reddit

I think it’s a hair color. I googled it.

OP is eating hair dye on a bagel.

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Level9_CPU@reddit

An this sub used to actually be funny. Now we have people smearing paint on bread and going "haha look stupid food"

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BunnyLady91@reddit

Aparently it’s not ash. It’s mushroom honey which was not disclosed until hours after the original post and now I am a malicious idiot.

I still can not locate a mushroom honey that isn’t amber or translucent in color.

People be people’n

I’m glad I know how to use my brain properly.

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christiandeatth@reddit (OP)

Shrooms that were grounded up + honey. I labeled it ash honey because it looks like ash + honey and I thought it was funny… forgive me for not immediately explaining myself on reddit

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Sea_Housing_6490@reddit

How is anyone supposed to know what the hell ash honey is besides you lol

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TextEnvironmental990@reddit

wow classic gregory berrycone move

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TelluricThread0@reddit

Just eat them. They taste like mushrooms.

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Hawkent99@reddit

Nobody thinks you're malicious or an idiot, you were just being very aggressive and rude while also being confident that your answer was the only correct one which is why people downvoted you. Maybe chill out hey? This is a silly subreddit and we're all here to have fun

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DrDentonMask@reddit

As one does.

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BunnyLady91@reddit

Oui, oui!

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BunnyLady91@reddit

🥴 I guessing senescence.

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Daddysu@reddit

I thought your comment was ludicrous... until I noticed the applicator sitting right there.

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Quirky-Ad662@reddit

spatula? i use ash honey dye it does nottttt look like that

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intriguedqbee@reddit

OP DONT DO IT, you’re better off as a natural internal redhead !! You don’t need to buy into internal body shaming!

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blank_obsession@reddit

This is the only logical answer

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HereOnCompanyTime@reddit

They finally answered further down, apparently it's psilocybin honey.

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LeMatDamonCarbine@reddit

awh shit, thermal paste bagels

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KoreKhthonia@reddit

Worst bagel topping since my ex's horrible cheesemaking experiments and their resultant atrocities: https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/s/gWNfN57qp1

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