Microwaved hotdogs with provolone cheese. I call it "cummy wieners".
Posted by GeorgeFromManagement@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 120 comments
Posted by GeorgeFromManagement@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 120 comments
Ontarom@reddit
Call that the frotdog
thegreatimmaculate@reddit
This guy wins
shoyuftw@reddit
Oh dear lord I didn't know about frotism until now
PrivatePilot9@reddit
Something tells me I shouldn’t Google this.
SousVideDiaper@reddit
Don't need to, it's called frottage and it means rubbing dicks together
Xfuck1tX@reddit
faatbuddha@reddit
Don't need to. Definitely doing it anyway.
Ontarom@reddit
For the record, I didn't come up with that. Idk who did. They should add it to dictionaries.
brainfud@reddit
I did lol glad it's getting traction
Firestorm0x0@reddit
I hate Reddit for teaching me what frot means
lia-delrey@reddit
Yeah, well, you shouldn't.
phil_the_builder@reddit
That name is pretty hard to swallow.
Sm00gz42@reddit
Xfuck1tX@reddit
greatwood@reddit
R/iwishiwasher
ButtChugMcNuggetson@reddit
EquivalentSnap@reddit
thatrandomauschain@reddit
😂
Longjumping-Try-1047@reddit
impliedapathy@reddit
I just want you to know, this comment made my day. It’s comments like this that make this sub worth joining. It’s rarely the food, it’s always the comments.
TrainingFilm4296@reddit
Why not?
drifloony@reddit
A cummy visage
Drclaw411@reddit
You posted this years ago and it’s still terribad.
ORIONFEDERATION@reddit
A frot dog!
DaniT0n@reddit
Double glitzy, too, ya freak 😜
cant_read_this@reddit
Oh my
slipperybloke@reddit
I’m sure it’s not your first time 🤔
Outrageous_Cell_58@reddit
I call it “Officer thats them”.
AkimboGlizzys@reddit
Nice.
Azsnee09@reddit
Willin
LatterParty182@reddit
i bet its. super good
feo_sucio@reddit
Western-Guy@reddit
Anubis-Hound@reddit
Imma need you to unmake this
skeightytoo@reddit
endlessgreenbeans@reddit
Isn’t this what made AJ Soprano try to end it all?
i_am_un@reddit
Two in the Bun is wild!
Prestigious-Side3122@reddit
Hahahahaha
UnhappyBrief6227@reddit
Look at this glizzy gladiator
Wikiwikiwa@reddit
Find god
matt1484@reddit
Not the cum-glazed glizzys
AccomplishedAside314@reddit
The scream that I scrumpt!
Killerkendolls@reddit
Jizzy Glizzies
Twist_Ending03@reddit
NOO
ButtChugMcNuggetson@reddit
🤣🤣🤣
kreatorkalie@reddit
I read this in Butters’ voice.
floridatheythem@reddit
I should call her
InfiniteBoxworks@reddit
Frot dog.
itsleeland@reddit
can you call it something else
ideapit@reddit
You are a bad man who does bad things to weiners.
unwanted_zombie@reddit
Im mean.. do you have to?
petewondrstone@reddit
Bro no
Dethdemarco@reddit
You bastard. That looked kinda good till you said that
bn25168@reddit
Other than the appearance of the cheese, that's a classic Double Barrel.
Mitchsona@reddit
😭
beardedsilverfox@reddit
DP too!? Perv
raaaspberryberet@reddit
I hope you don't get a cummy ache
LilArtsyCreature@reddit
Aw man, can't post a photo here but you literally just created an irl version of the Neopet's Creamy Hot Dog and that damn thing has been haunting us since checks Jellyneo April 26, 2001.
DankStew@reddit
TheRealRealTabby@reddit
Ew
User013579@reddit
Don’t be gross, Tammy.
SpeedBlitzX@reddit
Dual barrel glizzy was right there.
I_might_be_weasel@reddit
ArcTheWolf@reddit
Finally some food porn that is indeed shitty. Now I must share great hotdog information. Air fryer at 400F for 5 minutes. Results in a perfectly cooked hotdog that you will never be able to go back to using a microwave ever again. If you want to be real fancy, do them for 4 minutes, then slap them in the buns and add your cheese and let them go for another 2 minutes.
bongdropper@reddit
You should call it something else.
ItalianFlame342@reddit
Revoke this motherfucker's access to the internet
Independent-Lab3459@reddit
Thanks I hate it.
Onoulade@reddit
The name makes them even tastier I presume
Bastard1066@reddit
I see nothing wrong here.
UseDue6373@reddit
Sounds like something Butters from South Park would say lol
Imaginary_Ticket959@reddit
First time I laughed today. Thx 😊
floppity12@reddit
Mmmm... Double dick shots in a bun
silveraxe_kyo@reddit
You didn't have to call it... That
templeofsyrinx1@reddit
Sweaty weiners
LeMatDamonCarbine@reddit
thanks for the laugh
Idfk_1@reddit
EquivalentSnap@reddit
amoebamilkshake@reddit
I would call this a delicacy. As my uncle says, “that’s not eatin’—that’s dinin’”
pickle133hp@reddit
That’s a double D right there.
highlift@reddit
Bad day to be on the internet I guess.
Hexxas@reddit
Please call it something else 🙏
GeorgeFromManagement@reddit (OP)
Saucy sausages
MadMommyMilkers@reddit
That’s hot
StevesRoomate@reddit
How can something be so brilliant yet so horrifying at once?
Mother-Valuable7568@reddit
YOU NAMING IT THAT MADE THIS SO MUCH WORSE FOR ME
WholeAssVIBE@reddit
leesharon1985@reddit
Nice
Twist_Ending03@reddit
ElQuesoGato@reddit
okazaki_fragment@reddit
Please don't call it that anymore
Notimetoexplainsorry@reddit
Ew…Provolone?
consider_it_fun@reddit
you don't have to call it that
Jwchibi@reddit
Can't bring these to the sleep over
Possible_Top4855@reddit
DP
SFDessert@reddit
Dude. Glizzys was bad enough. Why you gotta think of something worse?
a_angry_bunny@reddit
tumblerrjin@reddit
No one told you you had to
GravyPainter@reddit
I like your cummy weiner
ree_hi_hi_hi_hi@reddit
coolguy420weed@reddit
Frotdogs...
thegreatimmaculate@reddit
Wait, this guy was first. You win.
botchman@reddit
phdinmemes_@reddit
Sir that is a double shaboingboing . Please address it as such.
VoiceArtPassion@reddit
The cummy double dick down. Nice.
sortofgrownup@reddit
Maybe let's find a different thing to call it
wintershark_@reddit
Is there such a thing as too much free will?
Terrible_Reporter_98@reddit
I say this as a atheist seek Christ
gleepglorpad@reddit
see im already not a hot dog person generally, and that cheese sure does look nasty, but i cant help admire the commitment to the bit, so A+
44Sanchez@reddit
🤌
AngeloPappas@reddit
Name is gross, food looks edible.
GeorgeFromManagement@reddit (OP)
My balls get that a lot
InSearchOfTyrael@reddit
fair enough
banjo-kablooey@reddit
lmfao
another-reddit-noob@reddit
yeah ngl i’d demolish that
ahsataN-Natasha@reddit
That’s gross.
Exact-Gas744@reddit
that is disgusting
-_ellipsis_-@reddit
You even got the DP action going on
GamesFranco2819@reddit
Should cross post to the hotdog sub and make them all uncomfortable
Sargash@reddit
Bro toast those buns at least!
Nickolas_No_H@reddit
Min max weiner style.