Microwaved eggs and salami

The combo of the Chopsticks and the "gaming " keyboard with missing keys does it for me. Bro could be serving filet mignon cooked to perfection but the background items are so damn depressing.

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Loki557@reddit

I don't think you microwaved those eggs long enough...

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ferrabot@reddit (OP)

I should have added - i added water to the eggs, so what you see there is water mostly

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ohoperator@reddit

...but why?

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Redence_@reddit

Egg drop soup but they're a prisoner of war who found fowl eggs near the grates of their basement prison in the woods and all they have is a dirty bowl and water from a rusty tap

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Apocalypse_Meowww@reddit

Well those eggs are definitely fowl lol

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SquareTaro3270@reddit

And salami

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CatfreshWilly@reddit

Thats wild salami. Speared it themselves with a shard of bamboo

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Redence_@reddit

Let's be real here– those are diced rats that ever so often move close enough to the prison bars for OP to kill them with the edge of the bowl

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CatfreshWilly@reddit

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stinkbugsinfest@reddit

Extremely creative.

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ogre_toes@reddit

Better than growing rats under the shack and selling them to fund your POW empire.

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rotbath@reddit

makes sense ty

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perunajari@reddit

Why not? Water is a perfect condiment for a struggle meal.

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Alsweets0609@reddit

Look at their keyboard lol don’t ask questions

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U_Bet_Im_Interested@reddit

Brotato chip.....do better.

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SweetandNastee@reddit

I still don't think you cooked the eggs enough lol but if that's what you like that is what you like.

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guynumber20@reddit

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WeevilWeedWizard@reddit

Are you being held hostage, do you want me to send help?

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Shoelesshobos@reddit

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goatfuckersupreme@reddit

HUHH

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EquivalentSnap@reddit

😹😹😹😹

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Mister_Green2021@reddit

congrats, this is shittyfoodporn

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Whole-Drop9609@reddit

Oh…

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istrx13@reddit

Dawg are you just trying to piss all of us off?

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baganga@reddit

are you mentally well? not meant in a bad way but this really worried me for you

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davidrevilla311@reddit

You know you didn’t have to do that

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AngeloPappas@reddit

wtf man?

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LMBH1234182@reddit

Did you think that made it sound better 😢

If you want to add liquid, add milk lol

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GdOut5@reddit

cream, milk, butter, even creme fraiche or sour cream in some extreme cases are acceptable additions to eggs if you want to alter the final product. BUT WATER?

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rotatingtoenails@reddit

Let me guess. On a hot summer day you dilute your can of beans with a few ice cubes

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xblackdemonx@reddit

Why? I've never seen anyone add water to eggs ever.

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Naughty_Monsters@reddit

Somehow you made it worse.

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Peeinyourcompost@reddit

You could have sliced up the salami and made a cute little omelette, maybe even with a handful of spinach or a little side of rice; but no: wet egg.

https://youtu.be/2nXGPZaTKik

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Redence_@reddit

I've genuinely seen better prison food made with chip bags and aged milk

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Adventurous-Vast281@reddit

Ahhh, prison nachos.

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thehatter@reddit

Ah yes, as one does

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AppUnwrapper1@reddit

Ummm

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ctrl_alt_excrete@reddit

I think that might be worse

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Loki557@reddit

Yeah... now I am just confused on why you added water to cooked eggs xD

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crashzd@reddit

Nice bait haha

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EPLemonSqueezy@reddit

How is it even possible to eat those runny ass eggs with chopsticks? Do you just lick the ends of them?

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ferrabot@reddit (OP)

Basically, i mostly slurped it

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Xfuck1tX@reddit

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SweetandNastee@reddit

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JennyJennJenn345@reddit

Down vote because gross :'(

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hubaj@reddit

Dont you have a pan? It would take so little time and effort to do this properly.

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ferrabot@reddit (OP)

Microwave is just so much more efficient. Faster and no mess

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usernameisusername57@reddit

Bruh, it literally takes like 5 minutes to cook eggs and 20 seconds to clean the pan. You don't have to live this way.

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Xfuck1tX@reddit

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The_Real_Grogzilla@reddit

It’s so much more unhealthy too!

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budzicla@reddit

Much? Already a fat heavy meal, a teaspoon of butter or fat in a cast iron would do next to nothing.

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zugarrette@reddit

Is it? How? Wouldn't the pan create more AGEs than a microwave?

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Jascraft22@reddit

id rather clean 10 egg pans than eat this

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papaflush@reddit

The whole things a mesa

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Neuraxis@reddit

What part of the DSM who you find people that enjoy this? Jesus christ.

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pileofdeadninjas@reddit

Seek therapy

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Midnight-Ganderer@reddit

I know I have no standards because this looks good to me

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Banekrux@reddit

you say it's microwaved but it looks like it was cooked in the heat of the moment

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Anubis-Hound@reddit

Man what

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Old_One_I@reddit

I was about to make some eggs and now I lost my appetite. Cmon man

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Big_Boooosh@reddit

It ironically made me really in the mood to cook my morning omelette. Mmmm, properly cooked eggs. 🤤

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George_G_Geef@reddit

Ew, blue switches?

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Big_Boooosh@reddit

Bro is getting roasted for his food and his gaming setup. Damn. 🥀

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Big_Boooosh@reddit

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You made me recoil in disgust. Good job. (Please use a pan next time. My goodness.)

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NakedAggression@reddit

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lichen510@reddit

hmm

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Threadycascade2@reddit

Did you eat the keycaps too?

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moogiemomm@reddit

I just don't know how anybody can eat eggs that wet. Ughh

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i_adler@reddit

Egg wet

Wet wet egg

Egg so wet you slap your leg

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zugarrette@reddit

eww brother chuck the eggs in the wave for another minute next time. Or you prefer them like this?

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Particular-Crew5978@reddit

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LiGrease@reddit

Looks like you decided to eat your keycaps instead, can't blame you

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DrewSlim@reddit

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SaulTNuhtz@reddit

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Big-Sea-8796@reddit

But I don’t know what to do with that microwaved eggs and salami~

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Live_Example_7996@reddit

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rcinmd@reddit

Cool now show us what it looks like after you've microwaved the eggs.

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unfortunatelyapotato@reddit

why is it wet 😭😭😭😭

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butterisgoodHD@reddit

I wanted to let you know, salt and pepper will not hurt. it is not spicy please add more to your food, please

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ahses3202@reddit

This isn't even stupid food. This is just lazy.

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sjm294@reddit

Buy a fry pan for those sad eggs!

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IL0V3H4T3@reddit

With some rice that would be perfect 👌

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Notoveryet12@reddit

disgusting. sorry for your situation.

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fusguita@reddit

This is rage bait and you know it.

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A_Parked_Car@reddit

Microwaved EGGS. I found my people. Look I don't care if this is a culinary nightmare, it's INSTANT EGGS. The texture isn't as good but whatever.

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ferrabot@reddit (OP)

Thank you 🫡

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A_Parked_Car@reddit

Keep doing what you're doing.

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dnooup@reddit

I was going to ask if this was before the microwave but I just saw that you said that it’s watery because you added…. water? Why tf did you do that?

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Lazy_Entertainer1764@reddit

microwaved eggs are def a vibe lol but salami? that's a wild combo… gotta admit, kinda intrigued tho. did it hit differently?

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ferrabot@reddit (OP)

I was ravenous and this satiated me a bit

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Thebugrequest@reddit

Salmon-ella

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Roscoe_P_Trolltrain@reddit

Salaminella

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CheeseburgerSmoothy@reddit

Inducing vomiting I see!

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XP23XD23@reddit

Sigh this could’ve been so much better if u had simply cooked it on a stove

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TraditionAcademic968@reddit

Maybe bown the salami a little and don't add water = good shit

Why add water?

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