Microwaved eggs and salami
Posted by ferrabot@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 139 comments
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Posted by ferrabot@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 139 comments
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Wolf_Doggie@reddit
Eggs cook so fast on a pan idk why anyone would microwave.
Patient-File5605@reddit
Yo u been to jail bro?
Exact-Gas744@reddit
i dont know what aggrevates me more. the "cook" of those eggs or the chopsticks
Ok_Maintenance7326@reddit
Dice the salami into small cubes, brown them quickly in a pan, then cooking scrambled eggs with them is incredibly easy.
Exact-Gas744@reddit
i love a salami omelette. this isn't even close
bananababy82@reddit
a salamlette, if you will
Ok_Maintenance7326@reddit
Yeah this is an abomination. Scrambling eggs is really easy.
SweetandNastee@reddit
I just don't understand how he's gonna eat that egg soup with chopsticks
ediks@reddit
Or the missing key caps
VirtualNerve26@reddit
The missing key caps is the cherry on top
AnonymousRand@reddit
the cherry switches are especially on top when the keycaps go missing!
ArmageddonRetrospect@reddit
The combo of the Chopsticks and the "gaming " keyboard with missing keys does it for me. Bro could be serving filet mignon cooked to perfection but the background items are so damn depressing.
Loki557@reddit
I don't think you microwaved those eggs long enough...
ferrabot@reddit (OP)
I should have added - i added water to the eggs, so what you see there is water mostly
ohoperator@reddit
...but why?
Redence_@reddit
Egg drop soup but they're a prisoner of war who found fowl eggs near the grates of their basement prison in the woods and all they have is a dirty bowl and water from a rusty tap
Apocalypse_Meowww@reddit
Well those eggs are definitely fowl lol
SquareTaro3270@reddit
And salami
CatfreshWilly@reddit
Thats wild salami. Speared it themselves with a shard of bamboo
Redence_@reddit
Let's be real here– those are diced rats that ever so often move close enough to the prison bars for OP to kill them with the edge of the bowl
CatfreshWilly@reddit
stinkbugsinfest@reddit
Extremely creative.
ogre_toes@reddit
Better than growing rats under the shack and selling them to fund your POW empire.
rotbath@reddit
makes sense ty
perunajari@reddit
Why not? Water is a perfect condiment for a struggle meal.
Alsweets0609@reddit
Look at their keyboard lol don’t ask questions
U_Bet_Im_Interested@reddit
Brotato chip.....do better.
SweetandNastee@reddit
I still don't think you cooked the eggs enough lol but if that's what you like that is what you like.
guynumber20@reddit
WeevilWeedWizard@reddit
Are you being held hostage, do you want me to send help?
Shoelesshobos@reddit
goatfuckersupreme@reddit
HUHH
EquivalentSnap@reddit
😹😹😹😹
Mister_Green2021@reddit
congrats, this is shittyfoodporn
Whole-Drop9609@reddit
Oh…
istrx13@reddit
Dawg are you just trying to piss all of us off?
baganga@reddit
are you mentally well? not meant in a bad way but this really worried me for you
davidrevilla311@reddit
You know you didn’t have to do that
AngeloPappas@reddit
wtf man?
LMBH1234182@reddit
Did you think that made it sound better 😢
If you want to add liquid, add milk lol
GdOut5@reddit
cream, milk, butter, even creme fraiche or sour cream in some extreme cases are acceptable additions to eggs if you want to alter the final product. BUT WATER?
rotatingtoenails@reddit
Let me guess. On a hot summer day you dilute your can of beans with a few ice cubes
xblackdemonx@reddit
Why? I've never seen anyone add water to eggs ever.
Naughty_Monsters@reddit
Somehow you made it worse.
Peeinyourcompost@reddit
You could have sliced up the salami and made a cute little omelette, maybe even with a handful of spinach or a little side of rice; but no: wet egg.
https://youtu.be/2nXGPZaTKik
Redence_@reddit
I've genuinely seen better prison food made with chip bags and aged milk
Adventurous-Vast281@reddit
Ahhh, prison nachos.
thehatter@reddit
Ah yes, as one does
AppUnwrapper1@reddit
Ummm
ctrl_alt_excrete@reddit
I think that might be worse
Loki557@reddit
Yeah... now I am just confused on why you added water to cooked eggs xD
crashzd@reddit
Nice bait haha
EPLemonSqueezy@reddit
How is it even possible to eat those runny ass eggs with chopsticks? Do you just lick the ends of them?
ferrabot@reddit (OP)
Basically, i mostly slurped it
Xfuck1tX@reddit
SweetandNastee@reddit
JennyJennJenn345@reddit
Down vote because gross :'(
hubaj@reddit
Dont you have a pan? It would take so little time and effort to do this properly.
ferrabot@reddit (OP)
Microwave is just so much more efficient. Faster and no mess
usernameisusername57@reddit
Bruh, it literally takes like 5 minutes to cook eggs and 20 seconds to clean the pan. You don't have to live this way.
Xfuck1tX@reddit
The_Real_Grogzilla@reddit
It’s so much more unhealthy too!
budzicla@reddit
Much? Already a fat heavy meal, a teaspoon of butter or fat in a cast iron would do next to nothing.
zugarrette@reddit
Is it? How? Wouldn't the pan create more AGEs than a microwave?
Jascraft22@reddit
id rather clean 10 egg pans than eat this
papaflush@reddit
The whole things a mesa
Neuraxis@reddit
What part of the DSM who you find people that enjoy this? Jesus christ.
pileofdeadninjas@reddit
Seek therapy
Midnight-Ganderer@reddit
I know I have no standards because this looks good to me
Banekrux@reddit
you say it's microwaved but it looks like it was cooked in the heat of the moment
Anubis-Hound@reddit
Man what
Old_One_I@reddit
I was about to make some eggs and now I lost my appetite. Cmon man
Big_Boooosh@reddit
It ironically made me really in the mood to cook my morning omelette. Mmmm, properly cooked eggs. 🤤
George_G_Geef@reddit
Ew, blue switches?
Big_Boooosh@reddit
Bro is getting roasted for his food and his gaming setup. Damn. 🥀
Big_Boooosh@reddit
You made me recoil in disgust. Good job. (Please use a pan next time. My goodness.)
NakedAggression@reddit
lichen510@reddit
hmm
Threadycascade2@reddit
Did you eat the keycaps too?
moogiemomm@reddit
I just don't know how anybody can eat eggs that wet. Ughh
i_adler@reddit
Egg wet
Wet wet egg
Egg so wet you slap your leg
zugarrette@reddit
eww brother chuck the eggs in the wave for another minute next time. Or you prefer them like this?
Particular-Crew5978@reddit
LiGrease@reddit
Looks like you decided to eat your keycaps instead, can't blame you
DrewSlim@reddit
SaulTNuhtz@reddit
Big-Sea-8796@reddit
But I don’t know what to do with that microwaved eggs and salami~
Live_Example_7996@reddit
rcinmd@reddit
Cool now show us what it looks like after you've microwaved the eggs.
unfortunatelyapotato@reddit
why is it wet 😭😭😭😭
butterisgoodHD@reddit
I wanted to let you know, salt and pepper will not hurt. it is not spicy please add more to your food, please
ahses3202@reddit
This isn't even stupid food. This is just lazy.
sjm294@reddit
Buy a fry pan for those sad eggs!
IL0V3H4T3@reddit
With some rice that would be perfect 👌
Notoveryet12@reddit
disgusting. sorry for your situation.
fusguita@reddit
This is rage bait and you know it.
A_Parked_Car@reddit
Microwaved EGGS. I found my people. Look I don't care if this is a culinary nightmare, it's INSTANT EGGS. The texture isn't as good but whatever.
ferrabot@reddit (OP)
Thank you 🫡
A_Parked_Car@reddit
Keep doing what you're doing.
dnooup@reddit
I was going to ask if this was before the microwave but I just saw that you said that it’s watery because you added…. water? Why tf did you do that?
Lazy_Entertainer1764@reddit
microwaved eggs are def a vibe lol but salami? that's a wild combo… gotta admit, kinda intrigued tho. did it hit differently?
ferrabot@reddit (OP)
I was ravenous and this satiated me a bit
Thebugrequest@reddit
Salmon-ella
Roscoe_P_Trolltrain@reddit
Salaminella
CheeseburgerSmoothy@reddit
Inducing vomiting I see!
XP23XD23@reddit
Sigh this could’ve been so much better if u had simply cooked it on a stove
TraditionAcademic968@reddit
Maybe bown the salami a little and don't add water = good shit
Why add water?
SquareTaro3270@reddit
If you’re browning the salami anyways just cook the eggs in a pan
voteblue18@reddit
My dog would happily eat that so he approves
lilSalty@reddit
Did you use the defrost setting on your microwave?
lchen12345@reddit
I had most of an egg (with some water) left after egg washing some brioche buns and a loaf. After the bread baked, I microwave the egg wash mixture in a small bowl, and made an egg sandwich on the fresh bread and added a slice of salami.
Palanki96@reddit
Why didn't you heat the salamis? Getting out the juicy fat is the only reason they exist
Calamityranny@reddit
Please don't come near eggs ever again actually
Lower-Cheesecake-895@reddit
How high are you?
PantheraLutra@reddit
I like my eggs soft too which is not the US standard unfortunately (bc they taste better)
Appropriate-Sun834@reddit
Fucks wrong with you
Redence_@reddit
Like genuinely I've seen better looking playdoh smothered by the hands of a nose picking child in a sandbox with buried dogshit
AnonymousRand@reddit
Whole-Wolverine6795@reddit
Atensix eggs today. Been farting continously for two hours
Leather_Mention5916@reddit
Dude, are you okay?
pissbucket94@reddit
oh god
Less-Ebb-2019@reddit
Dear lord why
ulnek@reddit
I don't think you pressed the button. Anyway, I sometimes have this in the morning but I just out the whole thing in the pan instead and top it off with cottage cheese
UnderstandingWeak292@reddit
This is the equivalent of microwaving raw chicken - I didn’t even think you should mic eggs
Naughty_Monsters@reddit
Yeah those eggs are looking far too much like soup for me.
retecsin@reddit
Brute
mumei-chan@reddit
The salami isn’t properly microwaved.
xaiel420@reddit
Blink twice if you need help
luzdelmundo@reddit
Eggs raw asf
ideapit@reddit
Might be good when it's cooked.
Champman2341@reddit
Looks like it needed 8 more seconds
Redence_@reddit
This really infuriates me
EquivalentSnap@reddit
So does your 3 commits in a row
a_spicy_meata_balla@reddit
good god
EquivalentSnap@reddit
Still raw 😫😖😩
Express-Low-48@reddit
Bloody hell
etherealdeen@reddit
those whites are absolutely not cooked, added water or not. Ew.
Redence_@reddit
The sheer and utter disgust this just made me feel and it's not even inherently dirty
Lexiimino@reddit
needs some carb