I remember reading about this on r/tumblr. Anon has a fawn response to threats (as in fight/flight/freeze/fawn), so when he's threatened, his first response is to try to calm down/appease whatever or whoever is threatening him.
I still have one question though. Why don't I ever meet anyone like this in real life? I would smash so many goddamn tables
Gotta smash tables first. The difference between "problematic shit" and eccentrism is how badly the other person wants to fuck you and keep fucking you.
Just get on grindr or something, there's probably a lot of guys in your area willing to suck dick / get sucked. You wouldn't even need to break furniture.
It's not fucking real. It was a bot that was given free access through a user entered captcha, to make a screenshotable post to farm updoots on this hellsite
otokonokosan@reddit
Regardless of the Anon's gender, his friend totally hit the jackpot!
LucidBaka@reddit
he also hit the glass table and will have to buy a new one
sm753@reddit
It means the 19th amendment was a mistake?
RunInRunOn@reddit
I remember reading about this on r/tumblr. Anon has a fawn response to threats (as in fight/flight/freeze/fawn), so when he's threatened, his first response is to try to calm down/appease whatever or whoever is threatening him.
I still have one question though. Why don't I ever meet anyone like this in real life? I would smash so many goddamn tables
-NoNameListed-@reddit
Why smash tables when can smash twink
-Benjamin_Dover-@reddit
Question thats kinda off topic. A Femboy is a guy that dresses like a woman.
So is a twink just a guy that looks like a woman without trying?
Call_Me_Pete@reddit
Twink is really more of a body type than an aesthetic or set of behaviors, though there is some overlap
Femboy is sorta the inverse in that it’s more of an aesthetic and set of behaviors than a body type
gaybunny69@reddit
A lot of real life femboys are kinda detestable, but a lot of twinks are really hot. The body type matters so much more
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
The "fawn" response is just speed-running domestic abuse.
Douch3nko13@reddit
If they don't try to heal the fawn response. Then really they're just asking for it and wearing the short shorts excuse. /s
Snekbites@reddit
"guy" friend.
As in, it's weird to specify this.
Like, it's almost like her default is women friends, or woman is her default, and having a guy friend is the exception.
I'm sorry buddy but, this is fake and straight.
god help us....
HumanContinuity@reddit
The concept of men using these kinds of "hints" to bait people into thinking they are a woman on 4chan is as old as 4chan.
It's as old as the internet.
Snekbites@reddit
My brother in christ, I've met woman in an orgy that goes to 4chan to goon, they totally go there.
Waluigi_is_wiafu@reddit
She is deceiving you.
Ozymandias_1303@reddit
I'm sure some do. I'd go so far as to say that the population of 4chan might be as much as...0.01% female.
CapitalImpossible640@reddit
Fake: Whatever nonsense that woman told you
Gay: You going to an orgy with other dudes
baudmiksen@reddit
You said in an orgy, not at an orgy, but I guess anytime is good to get to know someone
HumanContinuity@reddit
Sure, but so does the individual I mentioned.
And so it is probably best to treat everyone on the internet as Schrödinger's cat gender until you have credible reason to believe otherwise.
LionMonroe@reddit
It’s fake and gay cause they’re larping as a woman on the internet
Turbulent_Syllabub_3@reddit
you do, but you’re more like conquest than general kregg
TheReverseShock@reddit
You wouldn't know unless you smashed some tables. I say follow your dreams.
6Dread6TheLight6@reddit
NieR_____@reddit
BanzaiKen@reddit
Gotta smash tables first. The difference between "problematic shit" and eccentrism is how badly the other person wants to fuck you and keep fucking you.
Tuarangi@reddit
Problematic shit is what anon is going to have when his boyfriend finishes
baz4k6z@reddit
Just get on grindr or something, there's probably a lot of guys in your area willing to suck dick / get sucked. You wouldn't even need to break furniture.
drak0ni@reddit
Fawning is a trauma response, not a natural reaction like fight/flight/freeze.
PhantomCruze@reddit
It's not fucking real. It was a bot that was given free access through a user entered captcha, to make a screenshotable post to farm updoots on this hellsite
Silverlake101@reddit
Lev--@reddit
it means you like him are women okay?
lonelyflowered@reddit
SHES LIKE ME FR!!!!
Crunchy-Leaf@reddit
There’s no she in that image
lonelyflowered@reddit
i refer to the anime girl so i assumed its a girl talking..
Crunchy-Leaf@reddit
mattie_ow@reddit
Rip dms
lonelyflowered@reddit
actually not a single dm thank god
tenthuser@reddit
heyyyy (🙏 please god)
tenthuser@reddit
One day we’ll make it…
BilleyBong@reddit
Rip dms
doofername@reddit
Do you have any furniture that needs violent disassembly?
ItalianFrogPuncher@reddit
“She”
Lol.
Lmao, even.
lonelyflowered@reddit
um ok
YellingAtClouds234@reddit
>sexually attracted to a violent moron
>wants to "fix" a complete piece of shit and will fail
And that is why I believe trans women are real women
creeper6530@reddit
What makes you think anon is a tgirl and not just gay
YellingAtClouds234@reddit
anime grill picture in current year
creeper6530@reddit
anime grill? :D
Stampylonghead_the_g@reddit
yet
AbyssWankerArtorias@reddit
Trans inclusive radical misogyny
Connect-Swing6126@reddit
Real and gay
otokonokosan@reddit
Well I am Gay IRL.
Xezian1@reddit
this would work
The_Noremac42@reddit
Fake: Anon doesn't have friends
Gay: self-explanatory
Jelly_San@reddit
Is this all you mfers post nowadays? Gay psyop greentexts?
ThisTallBoi@reddit
I like how no one thinks OP is a cis woman
sunlazurine@reddit
Woman exists?
sharplyon@reddit
yeah reward him for being angry that will make it happen less
kaiserkeller_@reddit
Live Richard Nixon reaction
MHWDoggerX@reddit
Tails gets trolled face
Throw_away_away55@reddit
OP is a bonabo?
BushWookie-Alpha@reddit
The Sociable version of a Chimpanzee.
HumanContinuity@reddit
Wow, I learned something new by googling this.
xcorinthianx@reddit
Basically this is OP
RacerAfterDusk6044@reddit
fake: what is 'friend'
gay: dick
JustAnotherLamppost@reddit
What
Maiq_the_liar_23@reddit
Pudgy doritos stained male hands typed this
theGaido@reddit
You don't?
Emergency-Safe-3651@reddit
idontknowjuspickone@reddit
TomatoSpecialist6879@reddit
poodlypoodle@reddit