Anon GF does a lil bit of trolling
Posted by CosmiccDusty@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 53 comments
Posted by CosmiccDusty@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 53 comments
necronformist@reddit
Average girlfriend behavior honestly
BemusedBengal@reddit
That's why I date men. It's less gay.
Prestigious-Fig1172@reddit
A girl might suddenly turn gay, but you know that a boy already is.
TobbyTukaywan@reddit
Something something better the devil you know
cat_pavel@reddit
Fixed
Winter7296@reddit
still accurate, anon's bf is a femboy
augenvogel@reddit
Anon is a femboy
vverbov_22@reddit
Fake: anon is in bed with a woman
Gay: anon is fantasizing about getting his ass fingered
TheScientistVampire@reddit
Bingo
googlin@reddit
Bango
BemusedBengal@reddit
Bongo
Mr-Solo-Dolo@reddit
I don’t wanna leave the Congo.
augenvogel@reddit
Then don’t
TopBun06@reddit
Oh no no no no no
10-4Apricot@reddit
🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺
Koyunw@reddit
Bish
RadiantEmployment623@reddit
Bish bash bosh
ilovebearz93@reddit
What kind of shit covered, mucus lined asshole do these guys have. Does nobody wash or wipe their ass anymore? I know for a fact you can just ram fingers in a butthole without some kinda lube without their being a bloody painful mess.
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
[checks username]
[checks avatar]
[checks post history]
I believe you
Phiro00@reddit
Im never leaving this app
megaman_main@reddit
Are you a fucking Viltrumite? What kind of fucking fingers do you have?
MagiStarIL@reddit
Wouldn't spit/saliva be enough for a finger?
forgettfulthinker@reddit
You are the fake and gay one for imagining anon getting fisted. The fingers only slammed against the exit
IrregularrAF@reddit
My ex took fingers dry all the time during sloppy. 😂
spenway18@reddit
See the issue?
boofmaster6000@reddit
You don't ram it inside the butthole, just into the butthole. There is no penetration happening.
EquivalentSnap@reddit
Name checks out
Khalitz@reddit
Anon is just loose and wet from getting topped regularly by his "gf".
RefrigeratorOk8544@reddit
Foolishly_Sane@reddit
Return the favor.
Res_Novae17@reddit
This is rape.
Wolf4624@reddit
This is fake and gay actually
ConscientiousPath@reddit
I once had a girl ask during sex if my butthole was clean. I thought maybe she smelled something in the dirty place we were fucking? so I paused to sniff and think about when i'd last pooped vs when I'd last showered. Recalling that I was definitely clean I said "yes" at which point she tried to shove her finger up my ass. Apparently she read in some braindead women's magazine that men liked this and it would make them cum fast.
Poopdick_89@reddit
I'm a man, and I do like this. You're missing out
ConscientiousPath@reddit
lol going in both dry and by surprise? bruh I don't believe anyone is into it like that.
Poopdick_89@reddit
Nobody said dry my dude. You inferred it. Also, spontaneity is hot as fuck.
ConscientiousPath@reddit
I didn't infer anything cause I'm still talking about what happened to me
diabloenfuego@reddit
Prostate stimulation, it's a thing. Some girls are over-achievers.
ConscientiousPath@reddit
yeah I know, but not with the only warning being "is your butthole clean?" rofl
TheScientistVampire@reddit
You are flexible to put your nose down there
MagiksSon@reddit
No, he jammed his own fingers back up there like usual and took a whiff
Pretty-Researcher404@reddit
just a bit of trollin all fun
Adjective-Noun-6969@reddit
Fingers, plural
anon is loose
Rohen420@reddit
repost subhuman
creeper6530@reddit
A perfect match it seems
ggrieves@reddit
Janet?
thermitethrowaway@reddit
Brad?
ADGx27@reddit
Got your attention, didn’t it?
MagnaMonstrum@reddit
Easiest fake and gay of my life.
GameyRaccoon@reddit
some men drown
workaccount1338@reddit
...some die looking for a hand to hold
TheGoldenExperience_@reddit
while others die of thirst
AdorableDonkey@reddit
Real: Anon got his ass fingered
Straight: Anon gf