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Posted by Inevitable-Cell-1227@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 85 comments
Posted by Inevitable-Cell-1227@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 85 comments
Outrageous-Pirate891@reddit
I’m watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.
Dry_Description6498@reddit
Oh, please? Deer!
Adventurous_Tower348@reddit
excuse me, sir
could you please keep your voices doe-wn?
this is a fawn-mily restaurant
901Soccer@reddit
Mother Nature has roundly rejected prior restraint!
nb6635@reddit
Wow, you’re throwing rocks tonight!
Adventurous_Tower348@reddit
I was bowling!
Adventurous_Tower348@reddit
three legged? you mean . . . tripod?
sweetsoftboy@reddit
Dude, tripod is not the preferred nomenclature. Differently abled deer, please
Ok-Test-7634@reddit
Walter, this isn't a deer who pulls the Santa's sleigh, this is the deer who -
Dirty_Daddy77@reddit
The deer peed on the Dudes rug!
Dirty_Daddy77@reddit
I might have introduced them for all I know.
FrustratedPCBuild@reddit
Does he still write?
realitystreet@reddit
Dude what the FUCK are you talking about
2wheelsThx@reddit
The story's ludicrous.
Dweebil@reddit
He fucks a deer?
Jose_Canseco_Jr@reddit
Don't be fatuous
TheSamurabbi@reddit
I thought he fucked a Bunny…
False-Storm-5794@reddit
Shut the fuck up Donnie.
beardedsilverfox@reddit
You mean coitus?
Adventurous_Tower348@reddit
logjamming?
SoupIsNotAMeal@reddit
The beaver picture?
Minimum-Helicopter40@reddit
Wasn't Trixie the sex worker in Lethal Weapon?
Adventurous_Tower348@reddit
Dude, are you fuckin' this up?
iAMthenemesis@reddit
Who is that??
Blackdiced@reddit
that poor deer. He didn't blame anyone for the loss of his leg in korea...some Chinaman took it from him.
iAMthenemesis@reddit
He achieved anyway!
Rfunkpocket@reddit
it’s a wandering doe job
Inevitable-Cell-1227@reddit (OP)
Fawn Knutsen
druebleam@reddit
This was the right answer
zufa86@reddit
She didn’t blame anyone for the loss of her leg. Some chinaman took it from her in Korea
zufa86@reddit
LOL my comment got removed by Reddit’s automated systems for promoting hate 💀
“She didn’t blame anyone for the loss of her leg. Some [REDACTED] took it from her in Korea”
Inevitable-Cell-1227@reddit (OP)
Also u/Zufa86, [REDACTED] is not the preferred nomenclature.
Adventurous_Tower348@reddit
[REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]
Yodaghostlightning@reddit
Bulk of the series
DragonflyScared813@reddit
That deer went out and achieved anyway
pm_me_flowers_please@reddit
My advice to you is to do what your parents did — draw a dear, sir. The bucks will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski? The bucks will always lose!
Adventurous_Tower348@reddit
"Bucks 106 -- 76ers 126"
Awwwwww man.
TrigDaLibs@reddit
That must be exhausting.
hoktauri17@reddit
It's the other Jeffrey Lebowski! The millionaire!
Bubonic_Batt@reddit
Oh yeah? Which one is Trixie?
CriscoCamping@reddit
Were you listening to the Doe's story?
Ok-Adeptness3884@reddit
I was (cross)bowing.
NonCreditableHuman@reddit
Wrote 156 episodes of Trixie, bulk of the series.
tinkerk84@reddit
Does he still write?
Ok-Test-7634@reddit
oh no, he has health problems
tupperneep@reddit
Jeffrey Lebowski, the children’s book artist?
2wheelsThx@reddit
Adventurous_Tower348@reddit
Jeffrey Lebowski? That's your name, Dude!
SoupIsNotAMeal@reddit
I’m a Lebowski, you’re a Lebowski.
Ok-Test-7634@reddit
that's terrific
Inevitable-Cell-1227@reddit (OP)
Not exactly a lightweight.
duh_nom_yar@reddit
You brought a fucking Taco to the author bio?
Key_Country3756@reddit
“Dipshit with a three-legged dear!”
emeraldepiphone96@reddit
You want a doe? I can get you a doe. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a doe by 3 o’clock this afternoon with nail polish.
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit
That’s marvelous.
Sad-Reflection-3499@reddit
Which one was Logjammin'?
Sawfast@reddit
Jeff Lebowski. The other Jeffrey Lebowski. The millionaire.
maloside@reddit
The other Jeffrey Lebowski. The author.
wizzo6@reddit
It's been rumored he survives on royalties from something, so why not a three legged Bambi who had her leg taken from her by a Chinaman. She persevered anyway....
RelativeKick1681@reddit
It’s a f’ing show doe with f’ing papers. You can’t board it. It gets upset. Its leg falls off.
False-Storm-5794@reddit
I just laughed hard enough that I snorted!
Think_Seaweed_7314@reddit
...her real name is Fawn Knudsen.
Dry_Description6498@reddit
Mr Lebowski's deer is disabled, yes.
spaghetti_hitchens2@reddit
You want a deer leg? I can get you a deer leg- with nail polish
innovayahead@reddit
I will not abide another doe.
davster99@reddit
Secondly, this is a fucking show deer with fucking pages. You can't board it. It gets upset. Its leg falls out.
GW_RDSOFA@reddit
also, let's not forget - let's not forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife...uhm,
LazzarilloDeTormez@reddit
The original Three-legged Deer Tale. Not the compromised second draft.
901Soccer@reddit
Yes, regrettably standards have fallen in children's picture books
Chikntendy@reddit
What are you, a fucking park ranger now?
sorriso_pontual@reddit
we are sympathizing
OnlyHalfBrilliant@reddit
I know what happened! Yes? Yes?
teacherthelon@reddit
Jeffery Lebowski draws a lot of water in this town
DrNullPinter@reddit
Well there isn’t a literal connection
Remarkable_Peanut_43@reddit
Dipshit with a three-legged doe.
chrillho18@reddit
Can always count on this sub to brighten my day just a bit after reading the news. Thank you.
WatchHores@reddit
3 legs. 9 toes. 1 empty cash bag. the Dude
Adventurous_Tower348@reddit
Story! Production value! Feelings!
[shakes fist]
BecauseSeven8Nein@reddit
Oh, nice marmot.
TrustedEssentials@reddit
I can get you a deer by 3 o'clock this afternoon--with 4 legs. These fucking amateurs.
Wompum@reddit
The OTHER Jeffrey Lebowski!
KarmaCommando_@reddit
"Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here."
"He's eaten alive by coyotes within two days?"
"Don't be fatuous, Jeffery."
TheSamurabbi@reddit
Are you employed, sir??
GreninjaStrike@reddit
Is this your only publication Lebowski
Dvd3r1n0@reddit
nice marmot