Anon likes to play with balls and guns
Posted by bitchnibba47@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 67 comments
Posted by bitchnibba47@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 67 comments
demonsdencollective@reddit
What the fuck is anon on about?
DeadKnightExcersus@reddit
Basically he's saying that people who hate on the fifa and cod players calling them basic are either playing jrpgs, playing games that are 50% cutscenes or play games for romance mechanics.
demonsdencollective@reddit
I touch too much grass these days, I suppose.
Absolutemehguy@reddit
NullHypothesisCicada@reddit
You’re now a larper and not allowed to enter r/4chan or r/green text I’m afraid
Mautos@reddit
Not r/green!!!!!! Nooooooo!
G4130@reddit
I thought i was gonna find a quirky sub with only green images, man was i dissappointed
Mautos@reddit
Ew god it's all politics, disgusting
Nevermind I'll gladly stay out of the green sub...
YoungDiscord@reddit
nyaasgem@reddit
FIFA is good.
If you only play 2 matches every 5 years.
Either 2015 because that was the last one with Hungarian commentators, or 2006/'99, depending on how oldschool I want it to be.
Headmuck@reddit
What about schizo mapstarring gamers?
Axe-actly@reddit
Based and Paradox interactive-piled.
Hovris1912@reddit
The only real gamers
r_z_n@reddit
okay but I enjoy everything from Battlefield to Persona, is anon unaware that some people just like games?
G4130@reddit
But do you shit on ball n gun gamers?
Like im your average redditor, i hate it when my niche popular game gets mainstream and normies criticize its core mechanics or difficulty.
Luke22_36@reddit
That's not true, I'm playing Minecraft
Happy_Ocelot_4945@reddit
Ball gamer from 2000BC
Sethleoric@reddit
Anon thinks people who don't like games like Fortnite, Cod, or 2k games are autists or gooners.
SpaceBug176@reddit
I assume he means ball as in "fuck it we ball". So what he's saying is he likes people that pick up a gun and say "fuck it we ball".
Justsomeone666@reddit
Gun and ball gamer is a fairly niche term on twitch
It references the kind of people who only play games like CoD and fifa (so gun and ball), basically just the newest piece of triple A slop with enormous mass appeal
Fargoth_took_my_ring@reddit
Interesting
Do we know if these are typically the same people, that play both. Or is it largely two seperate groups; the ball gamers, and then also the gun gamers?
Patriarkano@reddit
There are people who like either but there is a specific subgroup who like both and both religiously every year. Those are gun and ball people.
DK64HD@reddit
It's niche on Twitch, but it's a pretty popular thing to say on twitter
ZealousRisotto@reddit
Gun and Ball gamers refer to those that only play shit with a Gun or a Ball in it, like CoD or NBA 2K or FIFA.
AbortionBulld0zer@reddit
assuming, he want's to meet someone with an actual taske in games.
thotpatrolactual@reddit
I assume "gun and ball gamer" is referring to the kind of people who mainly play those annualy released CoDs and sports games (FIFA, NBA2K, etc.)
WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit
The MGS series has to be a movie game due to the cut scenes, and it’s also a gun game
We need a Metal Gear Ball game now
Vlisa@reddit
I mean MGS3 is pretty close to that when you consider Ocelot's and Snake's scenes.
Small_Bet_9433@reddit
We do have MSG skateboarding at least
https://i.redd.it/09yjmzrd6qwg1.gif
Small_Bet_9433@reddit
We do have MSG skateboarding at least
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CrazyElk123@reddit
Dont forgeg the ones who shit on "Friendslop", because they dobt have others to play with.
VicisSubsisto@reddit
In the board game world, they just call those "party games" and they are accepted as serving the perfectly legitimate purpose of "something to do with your friends while you shoot the shit".
I don't get the hate for "friendslop" games. I mean, I don't have friends either, but I can see their value.
leedler@reddit
It’s all just qualityslop anyways
You only like it because it’s good
Unfunnycommenter_@reddit
Honestly I agree with anon. You see these people shitting on gun ball games (for valid reasons) but then go on to play Sony 3rd person movie slop "games"
charmys_@reddit
Real the only good game is the game people are playing with my feelings there is too much of tthem so it gotta be fun
Hanna_Bjorn@reddit
I feel called out on BG3 part
janmysz77@reddit
Ngl I hate gatekeeping in gaming, no matter if it's about RPGs or CoD/FIFA. Like sure, criticise games but calling someone dumb because he likes a certain game is really simple minded.
Italian_Devil@reddit
Real and straight
lordxebec@reddit
Soulsborne Gamers... MMO Gamers...
Sethleoric@reddit
Why can't you be both? I play as much BF1 as i do M&B and Rimworld and Songs Of Syx.
Adalcar@reddit
He forgot us spreadsheet goblins playing map games, but to be fair we don't have cod/fifa friends
KD-1489@reddit
Little do they know, the sports games I play are management simulators.
Tombenator@reddit
Real chads play games like PoE, which is just a spreadsheet behind a fantasy cookie clicker.
SparklingLimeade@reddit
I'm guessing the author and/or target audience is 12 and isn't aware that entire genre exists. If it doesn't comment on their particular corner of the toxic boards it doesn't exist.
My first thought was Dark Souls and descendants. That's none of the things complained about but it should have some representation in those corners. A few more crossed my mind (minecraft?) but a lot of them are similarly off in their own corner having fun and not going near those miserable houses of salt.
DonutGuy2659@reddit
Hey at least we have fun
morzikei@reddit
>spreadsheetautismmaxxing
>fun
Petertitan99999@reddit
OP spend all his money on FIFA Ultimate team and is now coping.
Spooky_Coffee8@reddit
Many such cases
StandardN02b@reddit
Shroud fans will never recover from the game awards.
SparklingLimeade@reddit
Okay but what about Dark Souls? That is none of those things and it's big + sweaty enough to have plenty of toxic people.
I'd never even heard most of those complaints before but there are tone of blind spots in what's laid out and bait's no fun without something to keep the game going so they have to have something to say about that.
vote4boat@reddit
guns are gay
SeingaltUNo@reddit
And fake
morzikei@reddit
A phallic weapon and balls
🐈🔁
RipDove@reddit
How fucked up is your dick if it looks like a Nighthawk 1911a1?
Hau65@reddit
its a metaphor for his paralyzing backshots
morzikei@reddit
How fucked up is yours that it doesn't?
RipDove@reddit
Hey now, mine is more inline with my German roots, it's more of a Sig P226 in terms of size and flavor
Jodelbert@reddit
MrBones-Necromancer@reddit
Anon discovers that the major genres of video games, gets mad about it
Greatgg@reddit
What if I hate fifa, cod AND jrpg?
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
...you mean like 🧒🏾🧔🏿♂️👨🏾👩🏽🦱?
MagiStarIL@reddit
Anon played like ten games
Delicious-Read3322@reddit
I'm a job sim gamer. I like to simulate cool jobs like city planning, farming or being a general
googlin@reddit
Gor 'em!
StormOfFatRichards@reddit
Lot of words to say video games suck these days
DioTheAztec@reddit
Anon is the reason yellow lines exist.
DinkleDonkerAAA@reddit
Keep paying for the yearly releases and all those lootboxs bud