Whole avocado and spicy chicken tender sandwich with tomato sauce smothered sweet potato fries
Posted by the1stmeddlingmage@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 43 comments
mg322@reddit
Are you not allowed to handle knives?
killian1113@reddit
I see a delicious sandwich . I eat avocados like apples no problem
shroompaLumpa@reddit
killian1113@reddit
Bozo meme user says what? Ya no reply b
the1stmeddlingmage@reddit (OP)
How do you think I pealed and cut the avocado in half?😉
Commie_Scum69@reddit
with your teeth apparently.
the1stmeddlingmage@reddit (OP)
So you’re saying that I am this villain from My Hero Academia?
https://youtu.be/MymWflDjxYE?si=4_y7Idgc7qF5a-A3
My_Favourite_Pen@reddit
Canelosaurio@reddit
OP can't be trusted with anything sharper than a boiled egg.
MoosiePie22@reddit
Not allowed to handle 🤣🤣🤣
MoosiePie22@reddit
Ass end bread, fat avocado slices, gallon of mayo, one single uncut tender, calls ketchup tomato sauce.. absolutely perfect!!!
Shitzme@reddit
Tomato sauce is how the Aussies say it
MoosiePie22@reddit
That’s fine! Adds to the betterment of the post
beanzd@reddit
The bread 🤢
the1stmeddlingmage@reddit (OP)
Bread heels don’t bother me and when you’re on a budget they equal an extra sandwich 😉
beanzd@reddit
No just white bread in general. The rest is yum
OversizedMicropenis@reddit
Not sure what to be most offended by. I like avocado so im going to go with the mayo (specifically, the amount and method of application)
the1stmeddlingmage@reddit (OP)
That’s actually Great Value brand generic miracle whip btw 😁
OversizedMicropenis@reddit
Even worse, thanks
the1stmeddlingmage@reddit (OP)
langsamlourd@reddit
Smoosh that avocado
SMOOSH IT
the1stmeddlingmage@reddit (OP)
I did, it made a glorious and tasty mess
plateau1999@reddit
You need to lay that thing on its side and cut it like a piece of cake.
Stickz99@reddit
I’d still absolutely demolish that sandwich ngl
Tough_Representative@reddit
There is something very Millennial about this
Stickz99@reddit
It’s the avocado
Calm-Conference9884@reddit
Turbulent-Matter501@reddit
the heel of the bread is a nice touch lol
freakmeout123@reddit
that’s messed up
LennyJay86@reddit
I’d smash it once
CeeArthur@reddit
Bread heel to boot
heckingrichasflip@reddit
I totally would destroy that thing
shFt_shiFty@reddit
One bite of that sammich and the innards are shooting out lol
the1stmeddlingmage@reddit (OP)
It was gloriously messy 🤪
InfectiousHooba@reddit
Not bad food nor a bad idea, just not great execution. 6/10 would try. With a little better execution it’d at least be a 7 or 7.5 for me, but would taste the same regardless I’m sure. Just not visually pleasing lol
SpiketheFox32@reddit
This looks bonkers. I'm down.
Electronic_House2272@reddit
You can make avocado shake with that amount of avocado
a_spicy_meata_balla@reddit
Aesthetically this is indeed pretty ugly. But I bet it was delicious.
shinecrazy@reddit
Should be taller! It's missing a whole uncut tomato, maybe slide in a head of lettuce next time.
stopchooingsoloud@reddit
Too much avocado imo and sweet potatoes fries goes better here with something like honey and salted butter. I'd still eat this though.
kabekew@reddit
Put both avocado on the bottom, cut chicken tender in half cross-wise and line up both over the avocado and it'll work a lot better.
eat_is_what_eat_is@reddit
All those things sound great but the final product is a real shitastropiece
Little-Highlight7763@reddit
looks good, next time take it all and put it in a tortilla then u have california burrito (sorta)