Instant mashed potatoes
Posted by UngodlyUnicorn@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 26 comments
Posted by UngodlyUnicorn@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 26 comments
sbulin74@reddit
School lunch taters from the 3rd grade. That woulda been 1984 for me.
calamityProphet@reddit
the glob
SadAfternoon5184@reddit
That looks like it would be okay to mold into potato pancakes and fry up 😂
GravyPainter@reddit
I thonk you could use that as brick mortar
MrEphiStopheles@reddit
How
UngodlyUnicorn@reddit (OP)
Lactose free milk, a bunch of pre shredded cheese, and beating tf out of it
MrEphiStopheles@reddit
By jove you’ve congealed the potatoes
GrillNoob@reddit
Lactose free milk... Then added a tonne of lactose... Eh?!
currymuttonpizza@reddit
Cheese is often easier to digest for people with a milder intolerance. I definitely have less of a problem with cheese than I do with milk. Depends on the type of cheese. The more aged it is the more likely it's safe.
1PumpkinKiing@reddit
How dense is it?
If it holds together good enough I bet you could slice it, or form it into patties, then sear them in a pan.
That would add some texture, and a bit of that fried cheese taste you get from the oozy bits on a grilled cheese that hit the pan and go all nice and crunchy
AtPrick@reddit
Yeah... I used butter and milk, looked like this. It was basically tasty plastic
UngodlyUnicorn@reddit (OP)
Wait, there’s also a pouch of instant mashed potatoes, the flaky stuff (didn’t list it bc of title) and like 3 ish tablespoons of butter.
Foxata@reddit
Wait.. Why? What made you create this ungodly thing? You're not only calling cheese mashed potatoes, but why was this necessary in the first place?
MedicalDisscharge@reddit
He should have beat tf out of it before hand, dude was not in a clear mental state
Exact-Gas744@reddit
Looks like it would feel and taste like a microwaved rubber ball
Mobile_Aioli_6252@reddit
Looks like pizza dough proofing
1PumpkinKiing@reddit
It looks like some type of pudding
AtPrick@reddit
He didn't use water
Fun_Environment3792@reddit
Did you eat it?
UngodlyUnicorn@reddit (OP)
Yes I did! It was very pasty.
Fledermausmann69420@reddit
Bro, I've made instant mashed potatoes hundreds of times and not a single time any of it looked like that. What did you use for potatoes, pudding? 😐 Why does it look like that? 😐
Few-Echo-6953@reddit
yeah, instantly want to leave reddit now
Critical_Training455@reddit
Instant Fecal Impaction.
LauraLand27@reddit
Needs salt.
JDUDEROCKS@reddit
You’ve unmashed your potatoes
Weekly_Present2873@reddit
Jesus. You win.