Hey Jack, what’s happening?

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DarthSally@reddit

But I won’t get in to trouble, because my Dad is the Mayor

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flowerqu@reddit

People shake their heads in disbelief

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Mobile_Aioli_6252@reddit

And don't forget the Motley Crue tee shirts......all proceeds help get their lead singer out of jail

Okay

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RedSparrow1971@reddit

Did your parents drive it up from the Bahamas?

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Met Dean and Joe Jack outside a 7-11 as Highwood 93 in Alberta. They asked for a lift back to the farmers field where the festival was happening. Got my shirt signed and Joe Jack took a picture of me and my friends for some reason. Great guys.

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mizzlefa@reddit

Just a right winged pigeon from outer space , sent here to destroy the human race

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RecbetterpassNJ@reddit

Raspberry jeans

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Traditional_Fan_2655@reddit

Love them. Bleach boys!

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Timely-Tourist4109@reddit

Seen them in concert. Loved it

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SunMyungMoonMoon@reddit

Do the Monkey! Do the Junkie! Do the JFK! Back and to the left!

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thesqueen113388@reddit

Dear, I think our new new neighbors may be… EHTNIC!

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Slablanc@reddit

Stuart!

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dysteach-MT@reddit

Wrong album, but you know what? I like you, you aren’t like the others, here at the trailer park!

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thesqueen113388@reddit

Some of the neighbors say he smokes crack but I don’t believe it.

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jakegio1@reddit

Oh, no, don’t get me wrong, they’re fine people…

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Cycoviking69@reddit

...but they don't know...what the queers are doing to the soil!

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CrispityCraspits@reddit

Oh, hey, look at you, don't you look like Siouxsie Sioux.

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thesqueen113388@reddit

You wear black clothes and you’re poetic. Sad truth is you’re just pathetic.

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WaldoSupremo@reddit

I listen to this album up on a hilltop where the vultures perch

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Kontyx@reddit

You’re getting no relief.

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capthazelwoodsflask@reddit

Some day I'll take part in a Nelson Reilly orgy and be able to die happy

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RedSparrow1971@reddit

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Cycoviking69@reddit

I'm all messed up on cough syrup right now, so just, like, nevermind...

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ShouldersBBoulders@reddit

Big fan of Stuart on Belzabubba. He was a DAREDEVIL!

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83VWcaddy@reddit

I now live nearish to Pueblo CO, and they still have pamphlets.

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ShouldersBBoulders@reddit

But do they have borough owls?

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Cycoviking69@reddit

Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick!!

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83VWcaddy@reddit

I haven’t been there enough to say for sure. But I’m still on the hunt. Time to start scouring the trailer parks there. They’re good fine people.

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servetarider@reddit

I swear, I just bought a Beelzebubba CD at the Cañon City Goodwill last month. They say everybody smokes crack there but I don’t believe it.

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83VWcaddy@reddit

Cañon City? Just ate dinner down there last night. I do believe it.

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CrispityCraspits@reddit

It's called a burrow owl. Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?

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Standard_Gur30@reddit (OP)

Do you think a kid like that is going to know…

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Normal512@reddit

If you look at the soil around any large US city there's a big underground homosexual population, Des Moines, Iowa, for example.

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screwitagainsam@reddit

He wasn’t like the other people here in the trailer park

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jk_pens@reddit

Oh my folks drove it up from the Bahamas

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redditidothat@reddit

you’re kidding

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RedSparrow1971@reddit

He must be, the Bahamas are islands

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SammyBronkowitz@reddit

Burrow Owl

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Shoddy_Tour_7307@reddit

Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogostick

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naazzttyy@reddit

Replying to SammyBronkowitz...

I like you, Stuart! You’re not like the other people here in the trailer park.

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surly-monkey@reddit

still my favorite song.

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Shoddy_Tour_7307@reddit

But Bill Jr, he was a daredevil, just like his old man.

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RedSparrow1971@reddit

One of my favorite records!!

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HoosegowFlask@reddit

Soap and quarters and bleach and laundry are words I use at the laundromat.

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erilaz7@reddit

Looking forward to seeing them live for the first time at Mosswood Meltdown in July!

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wcbalmerhon72@reddit

Just me on a hilltop with 15 girls, in a Nelson Reilly orgy that’ll make your hair curl.

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AcanthocephalaDue715@reddit

I don’t piss. I don’t shit. I don’t get no relief. People shake their heads in disbelief.

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Hedge_Sparrow@reddit

Go! (In a Philly accent)

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Small_Consequence_00@reddit

Ain't gonna be no priest, ain't gonna be no boss;
Just Charles Nelson Reilly nailed to a cross

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ScooterMcTavish@reddit

I don't piss I don't shit I'm getting no relief

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Sufficient-Lab-5769@reddit

Love me two times baby, love me twice today…

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QuttiDeBachi@reddit

Love me two times girl cuz I got aids…

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Hedge_Sparrow@reddit

Love me to times baby, once for tomorrow, and once cuz I got aids.

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realdevtest@reddit

Hey that’s my favorite cover band!

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Sufficient-Lab-5769@reddit

Crystal Shit!

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Celtic159@reddit

Ain't no one gonna finish that line....

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Apart_Appointment_10@reddit

Oh I dont know... thinking about going down to the shore . hahaha love dead milk.

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redditidothat@reddit

play some video games, buy some def leopard tshirts

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One-Shop1393@reddit

My buddy had a ‘78 Corolla and we’d ride around smoking a 6” plastic grafix bong listening to this record. It was great

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Decemberistgirl@reddit

My one regret in life is going to the Philly Pizza Company but chickening out of jumping on the table.

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Standard_Gur30@reddit (OP)

Did you at least order some hot tea?

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Gusthecat7@reddit

No, because they only have it iced.

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yoscottmc@reddit

This is a tiny town And we don’t want you coming ‘round

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Normal512@reddit

My first one was Bucky Fellini.

And we still don't do no working just sit and watch TV.

Well I finally found a city full of people just like me

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original_greaser_bob@reddit

a friend of mine brought a copy of this back from a camp for kids with asthma (camp huff and puff, that was the actual name, i am not shitting you) and for years we tried to figure out what they were saying in tugena. i finally found a fan site that explained all the snippets.

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ImIntoMalakas@reddit

Load ‘em on a bus just for laughs Down a winding road stepping on the gas Down a winding road just daydreaming

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basement_egg@reddit

such an underrated band

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charliefoxtrot9@reddit

Love me two times baby, cuz I got aids

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Square_Grand_3616@reddit

Sung by The Crystalshits

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AcanthocephalaDue715@reddit

Oh, I don’t know .

well a rumor around town says you might be thinking about going down to the shore

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Sufficient-Lab-5769@reddit

Uh, yeah, I think I’m gonna go down to the shore.

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-NachoBorracho-@reddit

Whatcha gonna do down there?

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Decemberistgirl@reddit

Uh I don’t know

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numinousred@reddit

Play some video games, buy some def leppard t-shirts.

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SometimesUnkind@reddit

dont forget your motley crue t shirt

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Evening-Crazy-3528@reddit

All proceeds go to getting their lead singer out of jail.

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83VWcaddy@reddit

It’s a boring day, I got nothing to do. Except get a load of…well, you know.

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ice_cool_jello@reddit

I'm thinking about going down to the shore

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orokoffpdx@reddit

Oh, how you gettin’ down to the shore?

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Monkeynutz_Johnson@reddit

Oh, I got a car now.

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ShouldersBBoulders@reddit

Drove it back from Jamaica?

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Standard_Gur30@reddit (OP)

It’s ok. Still an island.

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catcrapmakesmevomit@reddit

You're kidding?

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exitpursuedbybear@reddit

Of course I'm kidding the Bahamas are islands...but the important part is you ask me what kind of car...

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ShouldersBBoulders@reddit

Bitchin Camaro!

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johninfla52@reddit

Funny you should ask that....

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AcanthocephalaDue715@reddit

Know that it would be untrue Know that I would be a liar If I was to say to you I didn’t set your dad on fire

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cyvaquero@reddit

One year they performed at the Central Pennsylvania Festival of the Arts. Someone threw a shoe, at which point they dropped their instruments and proceeded to chase the thrower through the crowd and down the street.

‘Stuart’ is one of the greatest Americana songs of the 80s that people don’t, bit should, know.

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IndividualYam5889@reddit

Here, in the trailer park. (I have found my people)

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aran_maybe@reddit

I moved to Pueblo Colorado and I would be lying if Stuart didn’t play a role In that decision. I also mail people pamphlets for fun.

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Denzelian@reddit

Jumpin' Jesus on pogo stick, ain't that the truth!

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jaime_riri@reddit

That is, to this day, my go to exclamation

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Fun-Scarcity8335@reddit

Donuts on my lawn Tony Orlando and Dawn

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Late_Homework_2705@reddit

“Tony Orlando and Dawn” as a lyric still kills me

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Late_Homework_2705@reddit

Still listen to this and indoctrinate younger generations with Bitchin Camaro

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relpmeraggy@reddit

I just got a bitchen Camaro!

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Small_Consequence_00@reddit

Funny you should ask, I've got a car now

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Raccoon_Ascendant@reddit

Oh yah? What kind of car you got?

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itgoesineasy@reddit

I forgot about that band. Always liked them.

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Own_Psychology_5585@reddit

Do the brown nose

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shawncollins512@reddit

I played that cassette so many times when it came out - it mattered so much to me then and I still love it.

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ScooterMcTavish@reddit

Very first album I listened to when I started my first music streaming subscription.

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shawncollins512@reddit

Awesome you remember that

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abooja@reddit

Someone from the audience once stole Rodney's hat from off of his head and jumped off the stage onto me, knocking me unconscious, while Rodney proceeded to chase the guy out of the venue. When I woke up, most people had followed them outside. Great show!

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SunMyungMoonMoon@reddit

My baby's got two hands And my baby's got two feet My baby's got a forehead And all the chicken you can eat

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FloppyFerrett1@reddit

This photo in my feed made me smile 😊 Thanks OP✌🏻

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BitterAd4352@reddit

My band used to cover Gorilla Girl. The Milkmen rule!!!

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MrsDottieParker@reddit

V.F.W. has been in pretty heavy rotation over the last couple of years. ❤️

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-NachoBorracho-@reddit

No doubt! Great song, too.

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JTEL918@reddit

I always pre game the Laundromat Song in the parking lot every time I would go do laundry.

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xBobaFattx@reddit

I was listening to this in the garage a few months ago and my oldest (30) came out when Takin' R** to the Zoo (don't blast me, I'm being respectful) came on and she couldn't get over it lol.

I listened to this album so many times in high school.

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