ULPT: If you want to drive "tipsy", wait until its morning rush hour

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i-am-foxymoron@reddit

Congratulations you won tbe "Worst tip EVER award"! 🏆

My first thought was to not approve this post, but then I thought that you all might have some fun with it. I look forward to OP defending how this tip and how it works flawlessly.

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ComfortablyMild@reddit (OP)

Thanks! Its a gap that exists and shouldn't.

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ComfortablyMild@reddit (OP)

Love it, how can I give you a flair back?

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ComfortablyMild@reddit (OP)

Will do, Ill let them know you recommended me :D

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i-am-foxymoron@reddit

I didn't realize I needed to add a /s to my previous comment.

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ComfortablyMild@reddit (OP)

Its rage bait to fill in gaps that could be exploited

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i-am-foxymoron@reddit

Great point. A good reason to downvote.

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1badh0mbre@reddit

I don’t get it. You mean like drunk driving just for fun? And you have to do it in the morning? In rush hour? Please explain how this is a “pro tip”.

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You've got get to work after a bender, alcohol generally takes about an hour a std drink to sleep off. Stay up till four and get get home?
Start work at eight?
Totally unethical to drive.
You're unlikely to get stopped by a DUI stop in the middle of rush hour

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1badh0mbre@reddit

I’d be calling in sick.

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fouldspasta@reddit

What is the tip? Who would want to drive drunk during rush hour? What would that accomplish?

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ComfortablyMild@reddit (OP)

If you've stayed up all night drinking slept for 3-4 hours and need to get to work? You get to work

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fouldspasta@reddit

You'd be better off coming up with a tip to get out of work

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ComfortablyMild@reddit (OP)

Absolutely. Depending on where you're from you can get a doctors cert to get out of work from a pharmacist for $15. They also breathalyse you on site in places at the beginning of every shift. Better that then a drunk idiot on the road.

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miraculum_one@reddit

increase chances of accident

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fouldspasta@reddit

Insurance agents don't want you to know this one simple trick!

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snsgrg@reddit

Not proud of this story, but here it goes. So many years ago, I drank with friends past 2:00 bar closing time and we opened up a neighborhood bar at 6:00am. Well driving home was well, very stupid of me.

I rear ended a guy in a work truck. Just bent his bumper in a little. While exchanging insurance he notices I am drunk and proceeds to ask a few questions then lecture me a little. "Dude, its 8:30 in the morning why are you drunk and on the road?" Valid question I didnt have a good answer for. Then he tells me, "You are young, you dont want to ruin your life doing this shit." Another good observation. Finally he states, "You are lucky I am in a hurry, because rightfully, I should call the cops." As I try to stay as polite and friendly as possible.

He drove away. I walked to a breakfast place to sober up.

I will never forget how lucky I got that day. Could have been much worse. So dont do this, and if you get in a wreck, barely bump a guy in a hurry.

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ComfortablyMild@reddit (OP)

Yep. Std drinks is good to keep track of, just -1 every hour. Dont drive drunk

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Trippy_Cartel@reddit

This reminds me of the perpetual taxi/uber method - get a taxi to a destination and ask them to wait, get out, rob somebody of their money, back into the taxi and continue using the stolen cash to pay for the taxi

Just repeat that and you have got yourself the perpetual taxi. Even if the driver finishes their shift - call a new taxi and pay for it with the acquired funds from all the robberies

Has absolutely no real benefit and is sure to end up with death or jail but sure

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