Anon Drops a Dark Truth Upon The Queen of Swifties

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fletku_mato@reddit

Is this supposed to make her less cool? I never listened to her songs before but now I'm kinda interested.

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Kingofcheeses@reddit

I bet if you play her songs backwards there are cool messages about Satan

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daveismypup@reddit

I prefer my songs to have cool messages about satan when played forward

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power899@reddit

I mean I like maybe 2 of their albums. But I'm more into Dissonant stuff these days.

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Responsible-Onion860@reddit

I looked it up and some of Zeena LaVey's younger pictures are uncanny likenesses of Taylor Swift

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Valuable-Chipmunk784@reddit

But how is Ming the Merciless involved in all this?

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Top-Gadgie@reddit

I'm merciless to my dick. I don't even think she is that hot, she just wears hot outfits.

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Lithargoel@reddit

"Klytus, I'm bored... what memeshit can you offer me today?"

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Demonweed@reddit

If only more people studied the Malleus Maleficarum, we might not be blindsided by this fresh incarnation of Tfiws Rolyat!

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Stillborne330@reddit

didnt Anton not believe in devil worship?

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Ok-Address-7352@reddit (OP)

he was the founder of church of satan

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Synikul@reddit

satanists don’t believe satan, god or any other deity exists.

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Ruffdawg@reddit

Literally nothing to do with devil worship.....

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LJGuitarPractice@reddit

Is that Billy Bob Thornton? He’s the devil?

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PuffinRub@reddit

You aren't alone in asking that question, because that's exactly who I thought it was too.

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Ah yes, the relatively unknown Taylor Swift, an up-and-coming artist who in 2020 published an indie album with a small label called “Folklore”, whose album cover was suspiciously similar to the wildly popular Norwegian black metal band Ihsan’s album cover. She must have deep satanic roots at this point.

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