Dinner meat patties
Posted by poliver1988@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 160 comments
Felt a bit taxidermical tonight, so made some meat patties for dinner.
Posted by poliver1988@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 160 comments
Felt a bit taxidermical tonight, so made some meat patties for dinner.
montycantsin777@reddit
why would you cook the the mettigel?
Rickety_Cricket_23@reddit
Finally, someone that knows.
SpooksmaGoops@reddit
What are the whiskers? Rosemary?
myinquisitiveself@reddit
sorry, cute how??
soggy_sock_bro@reddit
Mmm. Brown mouse meat.
Any59oh@reddit
This is deranged in an adorable way
ApprehensiveAct5502@reddit
These would make the cutest cheeseburger. You could feel like shrek while you’re at it.
me1stgmmegmme@reddit
I love them!
Bluegaloo@reddit
Meat Ratties
Jude_Austin@reddit
Meaty mouse balls.
desu38@reddit
I thought you were German for a second there
Careful-Reporter3605@reddit
A great snack if you're a cat
Big_Boooosh@reddit
🎵”All of my days I’m eating rats.”🎵
Soft_BoiledEgg@reddit
Eating da rats!
kindagaybean@reddit
This cat is quite fat after eating the rat.
bruudwin@reddit
And after eating the rat, the cat turned it to scat?
Dipsey_Jipsey@reddit
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
GamingInSilence@reddit
Cat
Jonkinch@reddit
Oh… they’re mice lol.
mildly_asking@reddit
German instead of cat is also an option
Soft_BoiledEgg@reddit
🎶Tasty legs and crispy thighs~~~ on my mind🎶
gooztrz@reddit
Not even eating them raw like the Germans would. Disappointing
MatchaMomy@reddit
what’s wrong honey…you’ve barely touched your rat loaf
Real_Inspection4356@reddit
What are the eyes. I need the recipe and instructions
poliver1988@reddit (OP)
black peppercorns
toe_riffic@reddit
How long did you cook it for and at what temp? I’d be worried that the middle would still be raw. How did it come out for you?
excadedecadedecada@reddit
They're dead
Cartaghian@reddit
A masterpiece of meat
jfk_47@reddit
Blursed
Wazaam@reddit
Ressy02@reddit
Looks a little too real….
Ok_Reality4974@reddit
Whts being used for the whiskers?
FormingTheVoid@reddit
What's wrong babe? You've barely touched your meat mouse.
Tasty-Performer6669@reddit
Rat balls
Turbulent-Matter501@reddit
Mouse Rat
Focosa88@reddit
technically regular mice ARE meat mice
FormingTheVoid@reddit
Truer words have never been spoken.
theghostplant@reddit
r/rats would have a field day with this lol!
SuperMomn@reddit
Is Shrek dining with you tonight?
ChimkenNuggs@reddit
Mettmäuse💅🐁
Sequoia_Vin@reddit
I will take a plate with some nice cheese and bread on the side
Aurelianana@reddit
what are the black things used for eyes? its so cute
vampirealiens@reddit
That's so cute!!
Taniwhaea@reddit
Wow I fully thought these were some kind of gore/monster-skull creations and that the sausage slices were eyes, thought “damn that’s cool” and THEN after scrolling to the comments saw they were mice.
Krazyfan1@reddit
Cooked Cousin of Mettigel
Personal_Factor568@reddit
Remi no...
freakmeout123@reddit
that’s so cute
LatterParty182@reddit
i want that
tea_consumer_0@reddit
Meat Mouses?
ntdavis814@reddit
These are so cute!☺️But I would probably want to cry if I tried to eat one.🥺Their little faces.🥺
solarmist@reddit
I thought they were skulls with hotdogs for eyes.
haveabunderfulday@reddit
Please tell me that they were stuffed with cheese.
These are adorable and look delicious.
Grocman27@reddit
Oh hey. I had to make ground mice earlier too! Except mine went in the trash.
Varvat0s@reddit
I'ma make these for my sister's kids
Exotic_Pea8191@reddit
Those are cute lol 😆
kitten_sammich@reddit
holy shit they’re actually cute
fuhjyfuhr@reddit
Creepy
MayhemWins25@reddit
Meat ratties
agoia@reddit
Golden hamsters are one thing, meat mice are a whole new level on top of thing. Well done.
Bareteh27@reddit
lol legitimately frightening
BeWonderfulBeDope@reddit
*ratties
MoOnmadnessss@reddit
Meatrats
Weird_Yam6398@reddit
Is it genuine mouse meat?
Significant_Carrot81@reddit
Brilliant. I'll need to try this eventually
LukaIncic@reddit
creativity is up to the roof. make cockroaches next time lol
thegreatturtleofgort@reddit
You should post this over on r/rats
Informal_Motor_7267@reddit
I make a mean weed rat stew
Calamityranny@reddit
If restaurants served foods themed after animals they would make a killing I'm sure. These are so adorable!
boopdeloop911@reddit
The way it looks skinned alive would throw off my appetite a little
FlatwormFamiliar6844@reddit
Just don't feed them after midnight!
adudeguyman@reddit
I would like to know what type of cookies you make.
TheCriticalGerman@reddit
Looks like something a German would do
ClearMacaron9234@reddit
no.
we'd shape it into a hedgehog with onions for spikes and eat it raw.
oh, and it would be pork. google "Mettigel"
bizoticallyyours83@reddit
You did a great job
bignuts3000@reddit
Turned out better than I expected!
savqsavq@reddit
Masterpiece
Shady_Scientist@reddit
horrifying, but I'm also hungry so yeah, I'd eat that
Turbulent_Pin_9392@reddit
Straight to jail.
BeginningCharacter36@reddit
That is not shitty in the least. I'm going to make those for my autistic son, and thoroughly enjoy them myself.
logical_thot@reddit
Dinner meat..?
YanceyGlenn@reddit
Horrible, greasy little fellows.
MsnthrpcNthrpd@reddit
God damn if these didn't turn out great. Well done.
Vellich0r@reddit
omg these are adorable ❤️🥹
ReferenceError@reddit
I'd love for them to be living in a pesto spaghetti nest on my dinner plate!
ruinedmention@reddit
A noodle for a tail
shawnaeatscats@reddit
Omg stop 🥹😭
AnimeNoodle@reddit
Now eat those adorable things
Vellich0r@reddit
😈🍴
spicybright@reddit
I was expecting them to melt into monsterous blobs like all the other stuff on here
randomguyfromhome@reddit
That is actually really cute
Mother-Valuable7568@reddit
Meece. What did you use for whiskers ???
poliver1988@reddit (OP)
dried rosemary. would've used fresh if i had it. tried cumin before and didnt really pop the same.
grandwizardcouncil@reddit
I first thought they were just stuffed full of toothpicks, so that's much better.
despairingcherry@reddit
The whole rats are cute but the whiskers are kinda giving Millipore antennae
Mother-Valuable7568@reddit
Very cute. But not cute enough that I won't eat one.
TastyRun-5651@reddit
I would devour them
chefdisco@reddit
Buddy you're in the wrong sub because these are adorable and perfectly executed. Little tomato sauce with em?. 10/10
Zerostar39@reddit
What are the whiskers?
SoloDoloLeveling@reddit
zoidbergs
metompkin@reddit
I am shook to the core that someone who made those for dinner is sitting in front of their desktop to consume said dinner.
britbmw@reddit
I don’t think these are shitty! They’re cute!
misterbippy@reddit
This is a literal waking nightmare.
What are the whiskers made out of?
MarshMllow420@reddit
Did you season them?
Rough_Acadia_5631@reddit
Need.
NightStalkerXIV@reddit
Cute!
Fun_Environment3792@reddit
I think its pretty cute, if you ask a six year old to draw a picture of what he wants for dinner.
Tiredofleafs@reddit
I wasn’t expecting them to cook so cutely, wow. I’d think they’d be great with spaghetti or some barbecue sauce.
Jeramy_Jones@reddit
There simply aren’t enough rodent-themed foodstuffs
-Xiphon-@reddit
ThatDeuce@reddit
Reminds me of middle school and learning about Saturnalia
puffy-jacket@reddit
These are actually sort of appetizing for this sub
Fluffy_History@reddit
Definitely should be on a doner salad type meal
Dr__Sloth@reddit
The cooked ones look like literal cancer.
ZiaWitch@reddit
AppUnwrapper1@reddit
What are the whiskers made of?
poliver1988@reddit (OP)
rosemary
gogomargo@reddit
Are you the guy who made the chicken teddy bear by chance
LeMatDamonCarbine@reddit
"Felt a bit taxidermical tonight"
basement-fan@reddit
These are actually pretty cute considering, i wxpected grey sad blobs lol
Ungodly_Box@reddit
Why are they cute, I couldn't eat them
may_i_b_frank-with-u@reddit
Ketchup, meet meat mousy.
ChefAsstastic@reddit
crabby_playing@reddit
😍
Lawlzstomp@reddit
This would kill my vegan relative.
redditsuckspokey1@reddit
Best rat burger I ever had!
Proud_Dance_3342@reddit
I'm doing this for Halloween.
oniiichanUwU@reddit
Are.. are they cooked? Why is the top right one still bleeding
2Braincell2Furious@reddit
There’s no blood in ground beef
oniiichanUwU@reddit
I’m using the term bleeding metaphorically because the rat meat is leaking.
2Braincell2Furious@reddit
Sorry, it’s hard to detect metaphors when my rat meat is leaking all over the place.
Negative-Staff6768@reddit
I love these 😭
NoMonsterMarshmallow@reddit
Horrible. I love it.
A_Lone_Macaron@reddit
Right?? These actually came out much better than i expected based on the before post
DaniSenpai69@reddit
These are cute
OrangeClyde@reddit
These are cute but I wonder if they’re not that cooked? I see bloody juices running
Sam_and_Linny@reddit
Wow - good for Halloween
Champomi@reddit
They look cute
BuildingRelevant7400@reddit
Do they taste good? That's all that matters.
TheGrouchyPunisher@reddit
Wtf are the eyes? Capers?
0_Moth@reddit
Thanks I hate it
metaphizzle@reddit
Those look weirdly cute, but I'd be concerned about whether they're cooked all the way through.
Commercial-Star-291@reddit
cook them up and pass the ketchup.
FeverInHeels@reddit
hmmmmm
asicarii@reddit
Gotta get a mousetrap and have them “caught” when serving them.
Xintern_explore@reddit
I love it 😂
Business_Wind6122@reddit
Lord I done seen it all
mearbearcate@reddit
Ratties*
pearscentedcandle@reddit
don’t you dare insult them. they’re just little guys 🥹
Substantial-Scar9185@reddit
Ratty melt
bitchlyy@reddit
Meaties!
SuspiciousWriter87@reddit
Those actually look good!! This picture should not be included on shittyfoodporn
rennaxh@reddit
Lol u seem like a fun person
Platinum-Chan@reddit
Not shitty. Very cute and creative.
Pitiful_Palpitation9@reddit
Wouldn't call it shitty. Artsy, a bit creative maybe.
_Nychthemeron@reddit
~~Dead~~ dinnermau5
Illustrious_Dot7890@reddit
So cute!
JimAboo@reddit
lycheepoet@reddit
Amouseing
SweaterSteve1966@reddit
Looks like a whack a mole massacre
Charirner@reddit
Dinner meat Ratties would be more accurate