FOUND IT!!

Forgive me for this:

Joker, did I ever tell you about Labrys? She was Yosuke's exotic teenage robot apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the shadow world; barely legal in most dimensions. Yosuke and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the the arena incident, and once in a while we’d even have the entire Investigation team run a train over her, part of official investigator “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in Inaba. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in the Shadow world, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her metal pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a Selfish Basalt in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by Adachi and Sho almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Joker, you have no idea.

And she was a good friend