Fish too big for the pan but I gotta eat it now medium rare bc I dont fw waste
Posted by dvdh_03@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 130 comments
Posted by dvdh_03@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 130 comments
LoveTechnical4462@reddit
Critical thinking low
Lifemarr@reddit
Bake it, broil it, grill it, fillet it, literally do anything but that holy shit
TheUlfheddin@reddit
Boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew!
Curious_Wing_2018@reddit
What’s taters, precious??
Lifemarr@reddit
Damn okay i love you too
TheUlfheddin@reddit
Seriously though they had literally every other option available to them. Lol.
Lifemarr@reddit
This is just straight up fish crime :(
FnordRanger_5@reddit
Fish crime?!
irrelevant_twaddle@reddit
Not on my watch!
irrelevant_twaddle@reddit
Nah, give it to me raw and wriggling.
godgoo@reddit
I only wish, to catch a fish, so juicy sweeeeeeet
TheUlfheddin@reddit
THAT WAS ALSO AN OPTION THAT THEY DIDN'T TAKE.
It may have when been better than... Whatever this is!
carterfestival@reddit
Yo-ho, my lad!
link183@reddit
vibes
PNWKiwi@reddit
Bop it. Twist it. Pull it. Smack it.
Lifemarr@reddit
That was his plan for the raw carrot
Dannimaru@reddit
I don't think that thing was ever even nextdoor to a peeler
turquoise_amethyst@reddit
What about the raw potatoes?
ElQuesoGato@reddit
They’re gonna get baked 😏
PNWKiwi@reddit
😏
AverageInfamous7050@reddit
That's what she said.
Psianth@reddit
Looks like a metal handle which means that they wouldn't even have had to take it out of the pan, the whole thing could have just been popped in the oven
Same-Suggestion-1936@reddit
Just recook the parts that didn't get cooked. In smaller chunks this time. You don't have to eat raw fast OMG
KonradJim2@reddit
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail upgrade it
I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM@reddit
Do the same thing but with a smaller pan
Pxnkasfxck@reddit
Gross. Didn't eat undercooked fish. They're full of worms.
smclcz@reddit
itsmindofjson ass dinner
jmanly3@reddit
So you cut the fish in half to fit on the plate, but didn’t think to do that for the pan?
Glittering-Walrus228@reddit
If only there was a tool, get this, half made of metal- and the other half, a handle of some kind, made out of wood or something.
The metal part is sharp so you can make big things into several small things. Or something thats too big, slightly smaller. You just cant use it to turn small things into bigger things though. Idk its just a startup idea I just had
Mostly_Apples@reddit
But then how would they get points?
Intrepid-Constant-34@reddit
Most people on this sub aren’t the brightest
Frumple-McAss@reddit
Most people ~~on this sub~~ aren’t the brightest
northrupthebandgeek@reddit
Dragonskinner69@reddit
Or use the oven...
SaulTNuhtz@reddit
I’ve seen enough episodes of Alone to know how this ends.
Crystalus08@reddit
How
xk1r41@reddit
props to u for not fw waste. i fr respect that. doesnt mean you gotta eat a raw fish and carrot
Even_Hyena_1117@reddit
And wtf are those potatoes and a raw carrot gng what are we doing
GuestaffHashbyrne@reddit
I like how none of the food on the plate is prepared at all. Raw potatoes, raw carrot, whole fish barely kissed by a pan. I imagine thia is what they serve people in prisons where they torture people for information.
Derpyjuggernaught@reddit
My guy, a cat would know better about how to properly cook a fish and they could eat theirs raw
Not to mention the lack of thumbs
nohopeforhomosapiens@reddit
BTW OP, if you have to, microwave it for 1 minute. It will be better than half-cooked whole fish.
TheReelEpicKiller@reddit
Have fun cleaning fish smell
nohopeforhomosapiens@reddit
Just microwave some soapy water and then leave the door open a bit. Fish smell in microwave is no worse than fish smell cooking any other method. Let it air out and it dissipates.
Desperate_Sea6194@reddit
Wrap it in foil and bake it next time! Stick the carrot and potatoes in the oven too
somethingwittier@reddit
Cut odd the tail?
Paininyourbutt@reddit
And the freaking head.
GhostPepperDaddy@reddit
And remove the boiled eggs from the side that everyone is ignoring
Reapingday15@reddit
Those are potatoes
MaeBelleLien@reddit
The potatoes?
cunt_in_wonderland@reddit
the raw carrot is more disconcerting
EmploymentAbject4019@reddit
Best part?!?
Paininyourbutt@reddit
😳
My_Favourite_Pen@reddit
cant you read big dawg? Homie dont fw waste.
ElQuesoGato@reddit
Put em in a stockpot and make fish stock.
toledus@reddit
He doesn’t waste food
ChefArtorias@reddit
You did this on purpose. lmao
KratosOfSparta08@reddit
I don’t think medium rare fish is a thing. Why not just filet it so it fits in the pan? Or deep fry it whole?
KittenThunder@reddit
Or just cut the head and tail off so it actually fits in the pan lol
ibjibberdumgibber@reddit
Medium rare fish is totally a thing. But not like this 🤣
SwollenPig@reddit
Yes. A medium rare ahi steak is a gift from God. A medium rare whole small fish is a gift for the toilet.
Same-Suggestion-1936@reddit
Can't say I've ever seen Ahi anything other than seared, medium rare doesn't sound quite right. But what do I know. The first place that wanted me to cook one didn't train me how to do it and I had never cooked fish before and they left me to do dinner rush by myself, so I figured just do it medium and send it because I do not have time to Google how to cook it.
It was sent back and they ordered a burger lol
shockNSR@reddit
It's a gift that's gonna be giving for a few days.
KratosOfSparta08@reddit
Oh I was unaware.
fenwayb@reddit
there is a whole category of extra rare fish
BAMspek@reddit
Tuna and salmon are usually best with a sear on the outside and very rare on the inside.
420llamalicious666@reddit
songbreaze_@reddit
Alley cat cuisine
LukaIncic@reddit
He do this for this sub lol.
moby561@reddit
To bad ovens don’t exists.
Fluid_Fox23@reddit
And knifes apparently
ElQuesoGato@reddit
Probably tore in half with his bare hands to fit the plate.
EmbarrassedStreet828@reddit
What is an oven?
AverageInfamous7050@reddit
Like a fire box.
BAMspek@reddit
Somebody should really invent one.
ruinedmention@reddit
Someone's gonna get rich off that idea
BAMspek@reddit
My buddy Bill Oven has something very promising in the works.
reedzkee@reddit
I went to medellin colombia recently and lots of folks had ranges but no oven. And no clothes dryer.
bra1nd1al@reddit
Looks like homie took an unpeeled carrot, broke it in half, and threw it on the plate
turquoise_amethyst@reddit
There just wasn’t enough space in the pan!!
Same-Suggestion-1936@reddit
One day science will invent a way to turn big pieces of fish into smaller pieces of fish. I can't wait, I'm sick of having to eat the whole fish at once, uncooked
turquoise_amethyst@reddit
become the fish
Same-Suggestion-1936@reddit
I guess fish do eat whole uncooked fish so that could be a solution.
Ialwaysroll1s@reddit
nmarano1030@reddit
Do you not have an oven?
Plain-asian-1921@reddit
Already eating raw potatoes and carrot, may as well eat that fish raw
LeiraLaw@reddit
Forget the fish… why is the carrot and potatoes raw? You can just boil that shit! Smdh
Ok_Researcher_9796@reddit
Never heard of a fish fillet?
wet_cheese69@reddit
You couldn't think of any better solutions? That's embarrassing.
JetPuffedDo@reddit
There's a better way to do this bud
foxyboxy89@reddit
Are you a bear?
MrAppleSpiceMan@reddit
I'm not a fisherman or anything but I think you're supposed to do a little more than that before you cook the fish dude
balirosa@reddit
Get an air fryer
ElLoboNeverDies@reddit
Throw it in the oven lmao
PutinBoomedMe@reddit
Bro. Oven....
BakerBear@reddit
Scored too deep, raw ass carrot, and a retarded cook.
funeralbot@reddit
Should have just tossed it on the grill if you're trying to be fancy
poweredbynikeair@reddit
No way
Important_Level_6093@reddit
Medium rare 😵💫
Why not just raw dog it and make sushi
LilArtsyCreature@reddit
Buddy no, that's how you get worms :( next time filet and then pan cook or toss it in a pot with veggies and then:
zach0011@reddit
You know theres way more waste if you get food poisoning
Desperate-Cow8766@reddit
Do you have a regular oven? Toaster oven? Air fryer? You had options..,
cltncrts@reddit
Ovens exist
how_do_i_shot_web_@reddit
I'm convinced people on this sub Reddit generally just waste food for karma.
dvdh_03@reddit (OP)
Nah I ate it but but to be totally honest I kinda made it look worse than in was irl
unclebandit@reddit
Medium rare fish is a bad idea there bob.
Illystylez619@reddit
Wow. Common sense really isn't common. 🤷🏽♀️
Twist_Ending03@reddit
Bruh
deliciousroadhead@reddit
European nonsense
Fun_Western164@reddit
Maybe get a bigger pan or cut it? The raw unpeeled carrot is a nice add-on
Affectionate-hallway@reddit
I’m glad this isn’t my plate, but very funny at people’s reactions to this in the perfect sub for this lmao
StillLJ@reddit
I'm more hung up on the raw carrot.
redclawotter@reddit
that's for later when they go to the hospital from fish parasites, they can bite into it and say "what's up doc?"
RoundTiberius@reddit
Probably for the best, they would have screwed that up too
Rockandmetal99@reddit
"i didn't fw waste so i voluntarily subjected myself to bacteria and food poisoning" is the more accurate title
Savageleo_420@reddit
Um..
ddconque@reddit
Hell no, there are parasites in raw fish
Intrepid_Today_1676@reddit
This has to be bait. There is no way someone ot this unlucky from jump
theinfotechguy@reddit
Phhh spoiling nice fish, we likes them rawwww and wrigglinngggg
Gay_Void_Dropout@reddit
No you don’t?
Striking_Physics1894@reddit
Just when you think that things cant get any worse on this sub....
nohopeforhomosapiens@reddit
I laughed so hard at the second pic
RodMunch85@reddit
Did you get the bad poos after eating this?
Robbie1266@reddit
Caveman logic fr. How do you get through the rest of the day? Do you clothe yourself or does the caretaker have to help?
AverageInfamous7050@reddit
Or aluminum foil with a grill or caveman fire. Raw fish is actually fish bait.
Ok-Worry-8931@reddit
Whaddya know, my liver has a vacancy that’s just right for a worm or two!
Ok-Worry-8931@reddit
Mmmm parasites
STRYED0R@reddit
Damn, didn't even grate the carrot :D
TBellOHAZ@reddit
Working with a tiny plate, fork and pan.
joziboom789@reddit
Like I said, those ends are probably raw asf
SirMy-TDog@reddit
That second photo is some Tom 'n Jerry shit, right there. mhmm