Fish too big for the pan but I gotta eat it now medium rare bc I dont fw waste

Looks like a metal handle which means that they wouldn't even have had to take it out of the pan, the whole thing could have just been popped in the oven

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Same-Suggestion-1936@reddit

Just recook the parts that didn't get cooked. In smaller chunks this time. You don't have to eat raw fast OMG

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KonradJim2@reddit

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail upgrade it

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I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM@reddit

Do the same thing but with a smaller pan

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Pxnkasfxck@reddit

Gross. Didn't eat undercooked fish. They're full of worms.

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jmanly3@reddit

So you cut the fish in half to fit on the plate, but didn’t think to do that for the pan?

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Glittering-Walrus228@reddit

If only there was a tool, get this, half made of metal- and the other half, a handle of some kind, made out of wood or something.

The metal part is sharp so you can make big things into several small things. Or something thats too big, slightly smaller. You just cant use it to turn small things into bigger things though. Idk its just a startup idea I just had

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Mostly_Apples@reddit

But then how would they get points?

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Intrepid-Constant-34@reddit

Most people on this sub aren’t the brightest

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Frumple-McAss@reddit

Most people ~~on this sub~~ aren’t the brightest

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northrupthebandgeek@reddit

~~Most~~ people ~~on this sub~~ aren’t ~~the~~ bright~~est~~

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Dragonskinner69@reddit

Or use the oven...

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SaulTNuhtz@reddit

I’ve seen enough episodes of Alone to know how this ends.

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Crystalus08@reddit

How

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xk1r41@reddit

props to u for not fw waste. i fr respect that. doesnt mean you gotta eat a raw fish and carrot

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Even_Hyena_1117@reddit

And wtf are those potatoes and a raw carrot gng what are we doing

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GuestaffHashbyrne@reddit

I like how none of the food on the plate is prepared at all. Raw potatoes, raw carrot, whole fish barely kissed by a pan. I imagine thia is what they serve people in prisons where they torture people for information.

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Derpyjuggernaught@reddit

My guy, a cat would know better about how to properly cook a fish and they could eat theirs raw

Not to mention the lack of thumbs

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nohopeforhomosapiens@reddit

BTW OP, if you have to, microwave it for 1 minute. It will be better than half-cooked whole fish.

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TheReelEpicKiller@reddit

Have fun cleaning fish smell

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nohopeforhomosapiens@reddit

Just microwave some soapy water and then leave the door open a bit. Fish smell in microwave is no worse than fish smell cooking any other method. Let it air out and it dissipates.

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Desperate_Sea6194@reddit

Wrap it in foil and bake it next time! Stick the carrot and potatoes in the oven too

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somethingwittier@reddit

Cut odd the tail?

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Paininyourbutt@reddit

And the freaking head.

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GhostPepperDaddy@reddit

And remove the boiled eggs from the side that everyone is ignoring

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Reapingday15@reddit

Those are potatoes

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MaeBelleLien@reddit

The potatoes?

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cunt_in_wonderland@reddit

the raw carrot is more disconcerting

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EmploymentAbject4019@reddit

Best part?!?

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Paininyourbutt@reddit

😳

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My_Favourite_Pen@reddit

cant you read big dawg? Homie dont fw waste.

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ElQuesoGato@reddit

Put em in a stockpot and make fish stock.

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toledus@reddit

He doesn’t waste food

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ChefArtorias@reddit

You did this on purpose. lmao

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KratosOfSparta08@reddit

I don’t think medium rare fish is a thing. Why not just filet it so it fits in the pan? Or deep fry it whole?

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KittenThunder@reddit

Or just cut the head and tail off so it actually fits in the pan lol

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ibjibberdumgibber@reddit

Medium rare fish is totally a thing. But not like this 🤣

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SwollenPig@reddit

Yes. A medium rare ahi steak is a gift from God. A medium rare whole small fish is a gift for the toilet.

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Same-Suggestion-1936@reddit

Can't say I've ever seen Ahi anything other than seared, medium rare doesn't sound quite right. But what do I know. The first place that wanted me to cook one didn't train me how to do it and I had never cooked fish before and they left me to do dinner rush by myself, so I figured just do it medium and send it because I do not have time to Google how to cook it.

It was sent back and they ordered a burger lol

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shockNSR@reddit

It's a gift that's gonna be giving for a few days.

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KratosOfSparta08@reddit

Oh I was unaware.

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fenwayb@reddit

there is a whole category of extra rare fish

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BAMspek@reddit

Tuna and salmon are usually best with a sear on the outside and very rare on the inside.

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420llamalicious666@reddit

gif

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songbreaze_@reddit

Alley cat cuisine

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LukaIncic@reddit

He do this for this sub lol.

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moby561@reddit

To bad ovens don’t exists.

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Fluid_Fox23@reddit

And knifes apparently

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ElQuesoGato@reddit

Probably tore in half with his bare hands to fit the plate.

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EmbarrassedStreet828@reddit

What is an oven?

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AverageInfamous7050@reddit

Like a fire box.

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BAMspek@reddit

Somebody should really invent one.

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ruinedmention@reddit

Someone's gonna get rich off that idea

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BAMspek@reddit

My buddy Bill Oven has something very promising in the works.

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reedzkee@reddit

I went to medellin colombia recently and lots of folks had ranges but no oven. And no clothes dryer.

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bra1nd1al@reddit

Looks like homie took an unpeeled carrot, broke it in half, and threw it on the plate

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turquoise_amethyst@reddit

There just wasn’t enough space in the pan!!

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Same-Suggestion-1936@reddit

One day science will invent a way to turn big pieces of fish into smaller pieces of fish. I can't wait, I'm sick of having to eat the whole fish at once, uncooked

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