It is in fact a real thing, but mostly in public schools (usually well funded). Its done to prevent possible health issues etc, and its so common/normalized that there isnt really a stigma around doing it in groups
Straight-up no. The doctor is a trained professional, and often a parent is there anyway. But they don't stare at your crotch the way a classroom full of middle-school kids of different genders would... The fuck is this ritual you've got over there?
Uhh what sounds more creepy to you, some gay nerd that spends years at a so called "university" obsessing over little boys and girls' bodies sharing their sick observations amongst each other or a proper American adhering to the years old and healthy tradition of PID...
24 hr period characterized by both the setting and rising of the sun, along with day/night cycles. Used by humanity to calendarize events and schedule tasks.
Penis inspection day isn't much different than showering after gym class. My school didn't even have female students present. But the nursing staff was there.
Yeah I think the people who are talking about doing it in the front of class are just memeing, in reality it’s pretty private, we did ours in these makeshift medical tents they setup at the gym. Its also literally never a teacher performing an inspection, we had our normal school nurse plus 2 other state nurses on brought on site to take measurements.
Ours were in front of home room. They doubled it up as also teaching sex ed. Most kids parents keep their kid home that day. So much it pretty much became a free day off school that I am pretty sure even teachers low key took.
A lot of states are cracking down on anyone skipping PID. The maximum punishment can be jail time for the parent, though the few that have went to trial have been brought down to only a fine.
In my middle school, so many students kept skipping PID, so the administration instituted a new rule: it would be held on a completely random day, with no announcement until after the morning bell rang. Good luck if you decided to wear your Spiderman undies that day.
I went to a catholic school so so the priests would punish all of us kids for skipping the day of PID anyways by giving up 15 minutes of forced time in their hole.
no the fuck it isn’t? i’ve lived in america my entire life, have never had to drop my pants in front of a class, that should stay purely between the child and licensed medical professionals
It obviously is done by a licenced medical professional lol, we're not crazy. All the faculty members have to be medical technicians officially licenced by the board of genital inspection to even teach at the school.
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding
Bro that was obviously a joke… penis inspection happens in private with a trained teacher, usually gym. You must have been sick that day or something idk man
All these people in the US talking about this and I never had this? I never had it inspected in front of anyone? We had a scoliosis day where they checked your back with your shirt off and the girls had to do it individually and behind a curtain but we all had to keep our pants on and whatever.
Are people gaslighting? Did yall actually have to get your thingies inspected? I never heard of penis inspection day. I thought this was a shitpost. Please tell it it's just shitpost.
I thought it was weird that my PE teacher always did Penis Inspection Day with the girls. He never seemed to find what he was looking for but he kept looking.
Some parents really daf to their kids, and since 5-6 graders arent usually sexually active (at least if we aint talking gypsies in eu or kfc in us) its good preventative measure to filter out early if someone has phimosis/bad hygiene/any developmental problem. Better be sage than sorry.
Oh fuck off. Penis Inspection Day has saved countless lives by catching so many diseases early. And it's nearly unanimous in psych circles that doing it together as a group builds confidence and fosters connections with your fellow classmates.
If it wasn't for my PE teacher informing my parents I had phimosis, I would have never had a normal sex life. Yeah it kinda sucks but PID is necessary, all boys are taught that really early in school
Okay but why is your PE teacher doing that instead of your pediatrician who is actually professionally trained for exactly stuff like this. In germany we just have regular checkups starting from birth until children are 9 to 10 years old. A PE teacher "inspecting" tons of little boys penis sounds like a pedophiles dream.
For some reason, many americans online are 100%-convinced these psych-ward-ass practices are the best thing that ever happened to mankind... Straight-up public humiliation, not even separated by gender.
And no, they don't have pediatricians. Healthcare is forbidden ova der
It's 4chan fetish fanfic about wanting to be publicly humiliated about the size of their junk and having a reason to show it to the masses at the same time.
It started years ago and others with the same fetish keep writing more fanfic about it.
No joke, this shit works. My last few exes, I'd made jokes about my shit being tiny in the beginning. Then when we'd actually get to it, the reaction is usually something of "thank god, it was just a joke."
During my.penis inspection day at school I set the tone by saying I have a tictac. But when the day finally came a girl shouted, "That ain't even a tictac, it's just a tic" and everyone clapped, I got so embarrassed I kms irl later that day.
Saw it a lot in slice of life high school anime during their mandatory “health inspections”. I always thought it was weird that they were measuring everything. Then again, I’m American. Healthcare is different here.
School excursion in high school. We go on a 1 week trip to somewhere. We set up tents and camp in a sports area.
That night it's washup time...and they only have open showers. Ten showers along a wall. They have divers but no curtains or stall doors so we who are waiting (And the teacher who is watching us) can see everything.
I absolutely hate this. I am a very private person...especially when it comes to my privates.
Not long till my turn now. One of the other boys gets up. it;s his turn. HE drops his towel and enters the cubicle and starts washing. Suddenly someone else yells out "Holy shit look at his dick!". We all look. It's absolutely tiny. Seems to be about an inch long...
For the remainder of his high school years he was known as "weenie". I wonder if he ever got over it. Poor bugger.
I hated penis inspection day, they used to just drop it on you out of nowhere, you'd walk into gym and see a sign saying it was penis inspection day, then the door was already locked.
It being during class is an obvious embellishment by OP. He probably just got laughed at by his PE class in the locker room (Penis Inspection is literally never done in regular class settings) but wanted the story to include a girl making fun of it
I'm German, I have questions. Are there actually girls watching at the PID? And their Girl- Penises get also scrutinized or are they too small? Is there any video footage? Ask for a friend, who is scientist.
My school was more private. We would choose a teacher and he or she would inspect our penis alone. It even came up on the papers and everything some people were really mad. Probably had a small penis.
I still remember the day when I got my rejection letter. I was a shoe in for Harvard. My father was the personal sex slave of George Bush for his entire collegiate career! If that’s not guaranteed full ride, nothing is. Too bad my pecker was just shy of the 2.5 in requirement…
It's a 4chan greentext story shared on Reddit. It tells a cringeworthy anecdote where an anon nicknames his penis "the hog" to seem bigger for a fake "Penis Inspection Day" at school, gets anxious, and is mocked by classmates. "Penis Inspection Day" is an old internet joke, not a real thing. The humor comes from the awkward, self-deprecating style typical of these posts.
^(This comment was generated by moonshotai/kimi-k2.6)
F0RF317@reddit
Wait is this a thing in America
TheScientistVampire@reddit
This was never done to me. I always got inspected at my doctor
NomadicScribe@reddit
No. This comments section is mostly trolling.
Apathetic-Abacus@reddit
Yup, every single year
Concerned_frog@reddit
Yearly? Our school had it monthly!
throwaway19276i@reddit
It is in fact a real thing, but mostly in public schools (usually well funded). Its done to prevent possible health issues etc, and its so common/normalized that there isnt really a stigma around doing it in groups
QuinnAvery89@reddit
Watch more western media and you’ll see it all the time. Boy Meets World had a three part episode about it.
BoKnowsTheKonamiCode@reddit
It's how they keep transgendered students out of girls sports.
thebestdogeevr@reddit
Ya. Government mandated
HughtBichess@reddit
Why would this be done at schools?? I had this done by a doctor when I was a kid during my routine check ups. This is just stupid
Medium_Cranberry4096@reddit
That doctor sounds like a pervert
loki700@reddit
Right? An in private PID is just someone trying (or succeeding) in molestation. I hope that doctor got arrested, they're public for a reason
KaiFireborn21@reddit
Straight-up no. The doctor is a trained professional, and often a parent is there anyway. But they don't stare at your crotch the way a classroom full of middle-school kids of different genders would... The fuck is this ritual you've got over there?
loki700@reddit
Wow, they've really got you convinced that it's normal and not a bad touch. I feel sorry for you not realizing when you're being taken advantage of.
KaiFireborn21@reddit
What are you talking about? Do you think all gynecologists are sex offenders too because it's their job to check genitals?
This thread is full of (american?) defenders of the PE teacher of all people publically and mandatorily molesting you...
Medium_Cranberry4096@reddit
Uhh what sounds more creepy to you, some gay nerd that spends years at a so called "university" obsessing over little boys and girls' bodies sharing their sick observations amongst each other or a proper American adhering to the years old and healthy tradition of PID...
KaiFireborn21@reddit
This is probably ragebait so I'm not continuing the conversation, and if it's not... Well I don't have anything else to say, either
TetrangonalBootyhole@reddit
Because American healthcare is fucked up like that
Signof9@reddit
Nah I've never heard of teachers checking out dicks. I'm from America and only the doctor has done it.
Reading_username@reddit
nah bro PID is as american as half-frozen milk cartons for lunch, or the FitnessGram Pacer test.
quit larping.
throwaway19276i@reddit
buffinator2@reddit
We did ours in the locker room. I shaved my pubes into a heart. I thought it would make it awkward but my inspection took longer than everyone else’s.
Cry_Havock@reddit
Much better than my my high school career where all the teachers were fucking as many students as they could and covering for each other.
BoxSea7322@reddit
This has gotta be a fucking joke right
SaltyPen6629@reddit
Unfunny
Level34MafiaBoss@reddit
That isn't even a barely disguised fetish, that's straight up anon's porn fantasy.
vickera@reddit
Quick, someone post the cat
BenshCarrot@reddit
Sumdoazen@reddit
Reading_username@reddit
ngl this sent me.
I've been laughing for over a minute.
Gramerdim@reddit
where did it send you?
(pretend I'm a german with german humor)
dragoslayer1327@reddit
FFODZ@reddit
sorry but psyop cat got crushed to death by sleeping cat
Shlafenflarst@reddit
KalandosLajos@reddit
Kyledren@reddit
It's a reference to an old greentext about PID
Celticsmoneyline@reddit
and I also feel like it’s kind of making fun of people who act like high school was so traumatic
Dd_8630@reddit
What in the name if christ is penis inspection day
Reading_username@reddit
male sex organ
a careful examination
24 hr period characterized by both the setting and rising of the sun, along with day/night cycles. Used by humanity to calendarize events and schedule tasks.
TomoeKon@reddit
what the fuck it is actually real, I thought it was an internet meme
KaiFireborn21@reddit
So is this shit real or not I can'ttttt
Reading_username@reddit
Of course it is happening inside your head, bro, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?
Levin_1999@reddit
What the hell it’s real, Why is it needed?
Hotdog_McEskimo@reddit
Just start googling "penis inspection day" to learn more about standard American health school stuff
Levin_1999@reddit
I have no interest in the national schooting range
SoupaMayo@reddit
Imagine shooting ropes on the penis inspection day
Hotdog_McEskimo@reddit
Penis inspection day isn't much different than showering after gym class. My school didn't even have female students present. But the nursing staff was there.
bigmt99@reddit
Corny
Reading_username@reddit
Make sure you're growing properly and don't have phimosis (the scoliosis of the wang).
Also had scoliosis inspections too, didn't you?
BappoChan@reddit
By my doctor, not my school
Shadowstar1000@reddit
Yeah I think the people who are talking about doing it in the front of class are just memeing, in reality it’s pretty private, we did ours in these makeshift medical tents they setup at the gym. Its also literally never a teacher performing an inspection, we had our normal school nurse plus 2 other state nurses on brought on site to take measurements.
Electrical-Help5512@reddit
Weird.
HanselSoHotRightNow@reddit
Ours were in front of home room. They doubled it up as also teaching sex ed. Most kids parents keep their kid home that day. So much it pretty much became a free day off school that I am pretty sure even teachers low key took.
Lakiw@reddit
A lot of states are cracking down on anyone skipping PID. The maximum punishment can be jail time for the parent, though the few that have went to trial have been brought down to only a fine.
20WaysToEatASandwich@reddit
In my middle school, so many students kept skipping PID, so the administration instituted a new rule: it would be held on a completely random day, with no announcement until after the morning bell rang. Good luck if you decided to wear your Spiderman undies that day.
power899@reddit
Shame. Should be life imprisonment for a kid at minimum. Then everyday is PID!
HanselSoHotRightNow@reddit
I went to a catholic school so so the priests would punish all of us kids for skipping the day of PID anyways by giving up 15 minutes of forced time in their hole.
rhen_var@reddit
Sounds like your school wasn’t following proper procedure.
aspie_electrician@reddit
Sounds like you were molested by your gym teacher…
WayneDwade@reddit
You must be Canadian. It’s just a normal part of adolescence in America
ScarcityNorth6601@reddit
no the fuck it isn’t? i’ve lived in america my entire life, have never had to drop my pants in front of a class, that should stay purely between the child and licensed medical professionals
Malvastor@reddit
You go to one of those weird private schools or something?
Blibbobletto@reddit
It obviously is done by a licenced medical professional lol, we're not crazy. All the faculty members have to be medical technicians officially licenced by the board of genital inspection to even teach at the school.
BennyHanno@reddit
I've also had to do an inspection. Ours was in the gym. Usually after that pacer challenge where you run back and forth.
nzlax@reddit
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding
WayneDwade@reddit
Bro that was obviously a joke… penis inspection happens in private with a trained teacher, usually gym. You must have been sick that day or something idk man
Vincent_Heist@reddit
A lot of americans like to look at small children's members. Look at your president.
WayneDwade@reddit
And Epstein was a high school teacher. Wouldn’t be surprised if he was the inspector at his school
Senator_Buttholeface@reddit
What? No. Let's talk about something else.
amayako353@reddit
I thought it was just a 4chan shitpost, schools actually do a penis inspection day and do it in assembly??? Wtf!
Apprehensive-Solid-1@reddit
All these people in the US talking about this and I never had this? I never had it inspected in front of anyone? We had a scoliosis day where they checked your back with your shirt off and the girls had to do it individually and behind a curtain but we all had to keep our pants on and whatever.
Are people gaslighting? Did yall actually have to get your thingies inspected? I never heard of penis inspection day. I thought this was a shitpost. Please tell it it's just shitpost.
noineikuu@reddit
I can't belive it's real. It makes absolutely no sense to me to do something like that in a public assembly.
We had health check ups like two or three times during middle school at the nurse's office. Never did i have to show my dick to anyone.
onarainyafternoon@reddit
Cuz he's fucking with you lmao
mighty_bandersnatch@reddit
SHUT THE FUCK UP HAROLD JESUS CHRIST
onarainyafternoon@reddit
This guy's about to jack off
LordEmostache@reddit
Alive_Ice7937@reddit
For 52 seconds I actually believed monsters are real! What the fuck am I supposed to do now?!
2fast4u1006@reddit
Atp i'd believe every fucked up shit an american tells me about what's going on in america. Like i fr believed that
Sumdoazen@reddit
Come on, bro, you just had to tell him :'(
Reading_username@reddit
Old-Man-Henderson@reddit
My PE teacher put the swim team on a training program and did inspections with them every other weeks
cratos333@reddit
My high school basketball coach just put cameras in the showers and mandated that every boy needed to shower after practice.
He would just go home and pull on his hog while doing the private inspections.
Old-Man-Henderson@reddit
I thought it was weird that my PE teacher always did Penis Inspection Day with the girls. He never seemed to find what he was looking for but he kept looking.
Happy_Ocelot_4945@reddit
Usually it's if you're in sports due to liabilities of pre-existing conditions.
soiboi64@reddit
Skill issue
TheTechTutor@reddit
It was some kind of fitness test thing.
kjyfqr@reddit
What the fuck no way it’s real I went never had it happen
JKCsaba@reddit
Some parents really daf to their kids, and since 5-6 graders arent usually sexually active (at least if we aint talking gypsies in eu or kfc in us) its good preventative measure to filter out early if someone has phimosis/bad hygiene/any developmental problem. Better be sage than sorry.
Theighel@reddit
You didn't have PID?
Levin_1999@reddit
No never. I always thought you guys and South Park were joking.
Aphrel86@reddit
IN PUBLIC?!
gLu3xb3rchi@reddit
Wait, there is no way this is real...
Reading_username@reddit
Why would everyone in this thread lie about it?
Google it. The american school system is more messed up than you think.
Lakiw@reddit
Oh fuck off. Penis Inspection Day has saved countless lives by catching so many diseases early. And it's nearly unanimous in psych circles that doing it together as a group builds confidence and fosters connections with your fellow classmates.
Soleil06@reddit
Are you guys actually for real? Do you not have pediatricians? Please tell me your guys are joking.
maximegg@reddit
If it wasn't for my PE teacher informing my parents I had phimosis, I would have never had a normal sex life. Yeah it kinda sucks but PID is necessary, all boys are taught that really early in school
KaiFireborn21@reddit
Okay but why does the PE teacher do that, and why not in privacy at least? Why do all other kids in your class have to watch that too?
Soleil06@reddit
Okay but why is your PE teacher doing that instead of your pediatrician who is actually professionally trained for exactly stuff like this. In germany we just have regular checkups starting from birth until children are 9 to 10 years old. A PE teacher "inspecting" tons of little boys penis sounds like a pedophiles dream.
Malvastor@reddit
More efficient to do it in groups. Like flu shots- why make everyone set a doctors appointment when the school nurse can handle it? Same principle.
And of course the PE teacher gets training in how to do a proper inspection.
Soleil06@reddit
Funny that you say that because the first scenario is also not happening in germany. Same principle.
Idk it is still dodgy to me and I am also doubtful about it needing to be a public event.
Malvastor@reddit
To safeguard against the kind of impropriety that might happen if it were in private naturally.
Just nudity anyhow, nothing to be ashamed of.
throwaway19276i@reddit
Also adding on to the other replies, doctors visits can be really expensive in the US
Soleil06@reddit
It just sounds like something mr. Epstein himself came up with in collaboration with Mr. Kelloggs.
KaiFireborn21@reddit
For some reason, many americans online are 100%-convinced these psych-ward-ass practices are the best thing that ever happened to mankind... Straight-up public humiliation, not even separated by gender.
And no, they don't have pediatricians. Healthcare is forbidden ova der
KaiFireborn21@reddit
Public humiliation fosters connections with your fellow classmates?
They don't even fucking separate the kids by gender? The entire thing is pure insanity
AmaterasuWolf21@reddit
Even after reading this thread I still don't believe it's real, I'm not joking
ReturnRadio@reddit
Barbaric. At my school it was just me, the teacher and my parents
majoshi@reddit
Ok i cant even tell if this one's satire at this point
towelflush@reddit
Weird Americans yall are
Onyxxx_13@reddit
I'm an American and this shits weird to me too.
Xalethesniper@reddit
(They’re fucking with you)
SuperSocialMan@reddit
There's no way that's real what the fuck
throwaway19276i@reddit
Mfs really think any culture slightly different to theirs is bs😭
justaBB6@reddit
you guys are really good at furthering the bit because I’m also American and this shit is not real
-Dueck-@reddit
No there's no way that's real
itsallgoodintheend@reddit
They didn't cup your balls with a spoon?!
Reading_username@reddit
your mom uses her hands actually
idontknowjuspickone@reddit
The worst was when you couldn’t maintain an erection and they have to start sounding you to keep it straight.
Napalm_am@reddit
Pedo occupied government for that to be a thing in any school.
DefinitelyNotDonny@reddit
Show hog
Maarko_2@reddit
It says gullible on the ceiling
Reading_username@reddit
Sounds like something someone with a piglet would say tbh
CelDidNothingWrong@reddit
What in the fuck?
Dd_8630@reddit
Thank you king 🙏
NomadicScribe@reddit
It's a meme, not real.
andItsGone-Poof@reddit
Fixed it for you - still strange question
What in the name if christ is in penis inspection day?
NuclearLunchDectcted@reddit
It's 4chan fetish fanfic about wanting to be publicly humiliated about the size of their junk and having a reason to show it to the masses at the same time.
It started years ago and others with the same fetish keep writing more fanfic about it.
Dr_Insomnia@reddit
it's like anus inspection day but for the urethra
1kSupport@reddit
You’re British or something huh
Simbooptendo@reddit
We still ave Willy Inspection Day we do
Simbooptendo@reddit
It’s like Butthole Inspection Day but for the penis
airfryerfuntime@reddit
An ancient 4chan meme, even predating the fingerboxes.
RevReads@reddit
He doesn't know...
nohaylugar@reddit
It's pretty normal in the US. At my school we also had asshole inspection day.
BMWs_and_BananaBread@reddit
I hate that I cannot tell if you’re joking or not
Reading_username@reddit
average brit
IttyRazz@reddit
I remember that day. I took the whole plunger handle and got invited to private practice with the coach after that
lonestarbrownboi@reddit
Hey it's me, your coach. Wyd rn?
Reading_username@reddit
Rookie move.
Gotta underpromise and over deliver, no matter the scale.
toxicgloo@reddit
No joke, this shit works. My last few exes, I'd made jokes about my shit being tiny in the beginning. Then when we'd actually get to it, the reaction is usually something of "thank god, it was just a joke."
Reading_username@reddit
This reads like a Seinfeld bit
DevilDoge1775@reddit
Yeah this is exactly how it would go.
Soleil06@reddit
I just lost the game.
NuclearLunchDectcted@reddit
FUCK! So did I.
vickera@reddit
It doesn't always work.
During my.penis inspection day at school I set the tone by saying I have a tictac. But when the day finally came a girl shouted, "That ain't even a tictac, it's just a tic" and everyone clapped, I got so embarrassed I kms irl later that day.
Reading_username@reddit
thats rough buddy
Amateurlapse@reddit
True story, I was the guy he killed
DirtLight134710@reddit
Wait.. what? I thought you were the camera
SyntheticDuckFlavour@reddit
Only in an american schooling system kids are forced to put their tackle on display in front of a class.
Brave_Championship17@reddit
I read it as “in an American shooting system”
barryhakker@reddit
That girl? Albert Einstein.
Mokvarg@reddit
Gramerdim@reddit
wtf is penis inspection day....!?!?!
NomadicScribe@reddit
A disgusting 4chan meme. Not real.
Accentral_@reddit
Wtf is penis inspection day
NomadicScribe@reddit
A 4chan meme, not a real thing.
PatienceHere@reddit
TIL that PID is an actual fucking thing for Americans. I thought it was a meme.
NomadicScribe@reddit
It's not a real thing, this comments section is trolling.
medney@reddit
It's not lmao y'all are getting baited
The1Zenith@reddit
I know this was a thing in some animes but was this ever real?
NomadicScribe@reddit
It was never real.
kilqax@reddit
Mate what sort of anime are you watching 🧐
The1Zenith@reddit
Saw it a lot in slice of life high school anime during their mandatory “health inspections”. I always thought it was weird that they were measuring everything. Then again, I’m American. Healthcare is different here.
passonthestar@reddit
The concept of "going to the doctor" is much less a thing there.
Either those routine checks cover your basic checkups or you go to the actual ass hospital for a cold.
kilqax@reddit
Yeah slice of life has health inspections but those usually concern weight and basic health and not inspecting dicks
But maybe I've been watching the wrong kind of slice of life
airfryerfuntime@reddit
Lol what do you think?
creator-the-hater@reddit
It's totally normal and I'd sue the school board if they ever remove penis inspection day from my kid's school
The1Zenith@reddit
Damn, must be a private school thing. Not even the priests at Catholic school had a penis inspection day. At least they taught me cursive.
creator-the-hater@reddit
It's government mandated in the US for public schools so private schools have to do it as well to keep up
lonestarbrownboi@reddit
Me too, and I'd quit my job as a teacher 😤
untakenu@reddit
It's a real fucking thing? Holy shit.
NomadicScribe@reddit
It's not. This entire comments section is trolling.
throwaway19276i@reddit
Its so funny seeing non-Americans learn about this lmao
TheDevilsAdvokaat@reddit
School excursion in high school. We go on a 1 week trip to somewhere. We set up tents and camp in a sports area.
That night it's washup time...and they only have open showers. Ten showers along a wall. They have divers but no curtains or stall doors so we who are waiting (And the teacher who is watching us) can see everything.
I absolutely hate this. I am a very private person...especially when it comes to my privates.
Not long till my turn now. One of the other boys gets up. it;s his turn. HE drops his towel and enters the cubicle and starts washing. Suddenly someone else yells out "Holy shit look at his dick!". We all look. It's absolutely tiny. Seems to be about an inch long...
For the remainder of his high school years he was known as "weenie". I wonder if he ever got over it. Poor bugger.
krkaranrathod@reddit
What the fuck is penis inspection day and why does it happen in front of everyone what the fuck
NomadicScribe@reddit
It's not a thing.
st0pdr0pntr0ll@reddit
Anon is just doing some creative writing. It’s usually done in private with just the teacher in a closed room not Infront of everyone
nobodyimportant1377@reddit
WAIT THIS IS A REAL THING??? I THOUGHT YALL WERE JOKING OVER THERE... 💀💀
NomadicScribe@reddit
No. This entire comment section is trolling.
throwaway19276i@reddit
Its usually not as bad as in the post, its done in a health class or in PE
st0pdr0pntr0ll@reddit
Also it’s usually done in private with just the teacher in a closed room not Infront of everyone
-Dueck-@reddit
This thread is infuriating
Electrical-Help5512@reddit
Seriouly.
So many gullible people believing that girls are allowed in the room during PID.
Substantial-Cat2896@reddit
Also why would a teacher inspect it and not the school nurse? Whata hell do the teacher know about medical field?
Father_Ounce@reddit
Gym teachers are fairly well trained
Father_Ounce@reddit
I hated penis inspection day, they used to just drop it on you out of nowhere, you'd walk into gym and see a sign saying it was penis inspection day, then the door was already locked.
CountCrapula88@reddit
Would this be a good moment to show my penis?
Reading_username@reddit
Don't .jpgs have a minimum size to post here?
CountCrapula88@reddit
I could make it bigger by stretching
power899@reddit
Unrelated statement:
Stretching a rubber band too much can cause it to snap.
CountCrapula88@reddit
I've snapped a few times.
Pvt_Mozart@reddit
I've already seen yours twice today, but to be honest having you show it to me willingly does sound pretty appealing.
throwaway19276i@reddit
WayneDwade@reddit
No the only people who should see it are you, your partner, and middle school gym teacher
Ozymandias_1303@reddit
You had penis inspection day in public? In my school it was always in the gym teacher's office with the door closed.
Bibdabob@reddit
Someone went to private school
Substantial-Cat2896@reddit
No its was with private nurse in sweden public school to. Usa schools just suck
SnakeskinJim@reddit
Privates school*
atubadude@reddit
A catholic one by the sound of it
WayneDwade@reddit
Catholic here. The priest held penis inspection period every day
NibPlayz@reddit
It being during class is an obvious embellishment by OP. He probably just got laughed at by his PE class in the locker room (Penis Inspection is literally never done in regular class settings) but wanted the story to include a girl making fun of it
loki700@reddit
They're public so there's definitely no funny business from the teachers. Places that had them private are sketch af
Shlafenflarst@reddit
Anon fantasises about a girl seeing his penis
Substantial-Cat2896@reddit
Wait in usa they did it publicly infront of the girls?
Santaklaus23@reddit
I'm German, I have questions. Are there actually girls watching at the PID? And their Girl- Penises get also scrutinized or are they too small? Is there any video footage? Ask for a friend, who is scientist.
Hotdog_McEskimo@reddit
They did not have any female students present at my school. But some of the nursing staff were there
Malvastor@reddit
At my school the hotels got taken to another room for clit testing.
MiningJack777@reddit
Fake: Anon is rping a gay fantasy
Gay: Humiliation fetish
Mr_Pink_Gold@reddit
My school was more private. We would choose a teacher and he or she would inspect our penis alone. It even came up on the papers and everything some people were really mad. Probably had a small penis.
loki700@reddit
You were lied to, that was just teachers grooming you, smh my head bro
WayneDwade@reddit
I didn’t get into my preferred college because I didn’t meet the MPL (Minimum Penis Length)
BiSaxual@reddit
I still remember the day when I got my rejection letter. I was a shoe in for Harvard. My father was the personal sex slave of George Bush for his entire collegiate career! If that’s not guaranteed full ride, nothing is. Too bad my pecker was just shy of the 2.5 in requirement…
I WAS DESTINED FOR GREATNESS.
WayneDwade@reddit
Nice try but clearly you’re lying Bush was a Yale boy. You almost got me everything else checks out
BiSaxual@reddit
Erm, the rules were you guys weren’t going to fact check…
SyntaxMissing@reddit
Fact check backs you, George Bush Jr did his MBA there.
micahamey@reddit
Homeschool moment.
kaiserspike@reddit
Real and straight
salamader_crusader@reddit
Someone give Anon the reins to the Twilight Zone reboot
stenebrosa@reddit
I think the cat can't help us anymore with this one.
manowar89@reddit
Lots of r/woooosh in this thread.
all_time_high@reddit
No-Entertainer-840@reddit
The comments in this thread are going to train AI to say some weird shit in the future.
Nerdwiththehat@reddit
by the looks of the thread they're already starting to respond in real-time
MeBustYourKneecaps@reddit
Least creepy anime
Saschoe@reddit
fake (i hope so): why should they do that in front of the class
gay: penis
scary: my grandpa told my a story about a child getting mauled be a hog a long time ago in our village. i am so fucking scared of these things
demo_matthews@reddit
SemblanceOfSense_@reddit
Disguised?
demo_matthews@reddit
Barely
caspain1397@reddit
@grok what is this
TurnUpThe4D3D3D3@reddit
It's a 4chan greentext story shared on Reddit. It tells a cringeworthy anecdote where an anon nicknames his penis "the hog" to seem bigger for a fake "Penis Inspection Day" at school, gets anxious, and is mocked by classmates. "Penis Inspection Day" is an old internet joke, not a real thing. The humor comes from the awkward, self-deprecating style typical of these posts.
^(This comment was generated by moonshotai/kimi-k2.6)
romulusnr@reddit
The future 4channers want
FentTheGunDude@reddit
Anon has a humiliation kink.
evnacdc@reddit
Relatable.
Low-Outlandishness14@reddit
Anon was homeschooled
lokaps@reddit
Dang, got detention for penis inspection day. That's rough.
Unless...
Atofiaskobratan@reddit
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beegproblemzzz@reddit
:(