Anon's hog | TheaterFire

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TheScientistVampire@reddit

This was never done to me. I always got inspected at my doctor

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NomadicScribe@reddit

No. This comments section is mostly trolling.

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It is in fact a real thing, but mostly in public schools (usually well funded). Its done to prevent possible health issues etc, and its so common/normalized that there isnt really a stigma around doing it in groups

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QuinnAvery89@reddit

Watch more western media and you’ll see it all the time. Boy Meets World had a three part episode about it.

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BoKnowsTheKonamiCode@reddit

It's how they keep transgendered students out of girls sports.

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thebestdogeevr@reddit

Ya. Government mandated

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HughtBichess@reddit

Why would this be done at schools?? I had this done by a doctor when I was a kid during my routine check ups. This is just stupid

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Medium_Cranberry4096@reddit

That doctor sounds like a pervert

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loki700@reddit

Right? An in private PID is just someone trying (or succeeding) in molestation. I hope that doctor got arrested, they're public for a reason

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KaiFireborn21@reddit

Straight-up no. The doctor is a trained professional, and often a parent is there anyway. But they don't stare at your crotch the way a classroom full of middle-school kids of different genders would... The fuck is this ritual you've got over there?

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loki700@reddit

Wow, they've really got you convinced that it's normal and not a bad touch. I feel sorry for you not realizing when you're being taken advantage of.

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KaiFireborn21@reddit

What are you talking about? Do you think all gynecologists are sex offenders too because it's their job to check genitals?

This thread is full of (american?) defenders of the PE teacher of all people publically and mandatorily molesting you...

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Medium_Cranberry4096@reddit

Uhh what sounds more creepy to you, some gay nerd that spends years at a so called "university" obsessing over little boys and girls' bodies sharing their sick observations amongst each other or a proper American adhering to the years old and healthy tradition of PID...

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KaiFireborn21@reddit

This is probably ragebait so I'm not continuing the conversation, and if it's not... Well I don't have anything else to say, either

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TetrangonalBootyhole@reddit

Because American healthcare is fucked up like that

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Signof9@reddit

Nah I've never heard of teachers checking out dicks. I'm from America and only the doctor has done it.

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Reading_username@reddit

nah bro PID is as american as half-frozen milk cartons for lunch, or the FitnessGram Pacer test.

quit larping.

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throwaway19276i@reddit

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buffinator2@reddit

We did ours in the locker room. I shaved my pubes into a heart. I thought it would make it awkward but my inspection took longer than everyone else’s.

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Cry_Havock@reddit

Much better than my my high school career where all the teachers were fucking as many students as they could and covering for each other.

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BoxSea7322@reddit

This has gotta be a fucking joke right

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SaltyPen6629@reddit

Unfunny

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Level34MafiaBoss@reddit

That isn't even a barely disguised fetish, that's straight up anon's porn fantasy.

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vickera@reddit

Quick, someone post the cat

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BenshCarrot@reddit

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Sumdoazen@reddit

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Reading_username@reddit

ngl this sent me.

I've been laughing for over a minute.

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Gramerdim@reddit

where did it send you?

(pretend I'm a german with german humor)

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dragoslayer1327@reddit

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FFODZ@reddit

sorry but psyop cat got crushed to death by sleeping cat

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Shlafenflarst@reddit

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KalandosLajos@reddit

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Kyledren@reddit

It's a reference to an old greentext about PID

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Celticsmoneyline@reddit

and I also feel like it’s kind of making fun of people who act like high school was so traumatic

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Dd_8630@reddit

What in the name if christ is penis inspection day

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Reading_username@reddit

penis

male sex organ

inspection

a careful examination

day

24 hr period characterized by both the setting and rising of the sun, along with day/night cycles. Used by humanity to calendarize events and schedule tasks.

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TomoeKon@reddit

what the fuck it is actually real, I thought it was an internet meme

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KaiFireborn21@reddit

So is this shit real or not I can'ttttt

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Reading_username@reddit

Of course it is happening inside your head, bro, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?

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Levin_1999@reddit

What the hell it’s real, Why is it needed?

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Hotdog_McEskimo@reddit

Just start googling "penis inspection day" to learn more about standard American health school stuff

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Levin_1999@reddit

I have no interest in the national schooting range

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SoupaMayo@reddit

Imagine shooting ropes on the penis inspection day

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Hotdog_McEskimo@reddit

Penis inspection day isn't much different than showering after gym class. My school didn't even have female students present. But the nursing staff was there.

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bigmt99@reddit

Corny

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Reading_username@reddit

Make sure you're growing properly and don't have phimosis (the scoliosis of the wang).

Also had scoliosis inspections too, didn't you?

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BappoChan@reddit

By my doctor, not my school

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Shadowstar1000@reddit

Yeah I think the people who are talking about doing it in the front of class are just memeing, in reality it’s pretty private, we did ours in these makeshift medical tents they setup at the gym. Its also literally never a teacher performing an inspection, we had our normal school nurse plus 2 other state nurses on brought on site to take measurements.

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Electrical-Help5512@reddit

Weird.

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HanselSoHotRightNow@reddit

Ours were in front of home room. They doubled it up as also teaching sex ed. Most kids parents keep their kid home that day. So much it pretty much became a free day off school that I am pretty sure even teachers low key took.

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Lakiw@reddit

A lot of states are cracking down on anyone skipping PID. The maximum punishment can be jail time for the parent, though the few that have went to trial have been brought down to only a fine.

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20WaysToEatASandwich@reddit

In my middle school, so many students kept skipping PID, so the administration instituted a new rule: it would be held on a completely random day, with no announcement until after the morning bell rang. Good luck if you decided to wear your Spiderman undies that day.

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power899@reddit

Shame. Should be life imprisonment for a kid at minimum. Then everyday is PID!

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HanselSoHotRightNow@reddit

I went to a catholic school so so the priests would punish all of us kids for skipping the day of PID anyways by giving up 15 minutes of forced time in their hole.

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rhen_var@reddit

Sounds like your school wasn’t following proper procedure.

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aspie_electrician@reddit

Sounds like you were molested by your gym teacher…

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WayneDwade@reddit

You must be Canadian. It’s just a normal part of adolescence in America

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ScarcityNorth6601@reddit

no the fuck it isn’t? i’ve lived in america my entire life, have never had to drop my pants in front of a class, that should stay purely between the child and licensed medical professionals

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Malvastor@reddit

You go to one of those weird private schools or something?

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Blibbobletto@reddit

It obviously is done by a licenced medical professional lol, we're not crazy. All the faculty members have to be medical technicians officially licenced by the board of genital inspection to even teach at the school.

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BennyHanno@reddit

I've also had to do an inspection. Ours was in the gym. Usually after that pacer challenge where you run back and forth.

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nzlax@reddit

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding

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WayneDwade@reddit

Bro that was obviously a joke… penis inspection happens in private with a trained teacher, usually gym. You must have been sick that day or something idk man

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Vincent_Heist@reddit

A lot of americans like to look at small children's members. Look at your president.

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WayneDwade@reddit

And Epstein was a high school teacher. Wouldn’t be surprised if he was the inspector at his school

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Senator_Buttholeface@reddit

What? No. Let's talk about something else.

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amayako353@reddit

I thought it was just a 4chan shitpost, schools actually do a penis inspection day and do it in assembly??? Wtf!

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Apprehensive-Solid-1@reddit

All these people in the US talking about this and I never had this? I never had it inspected in front of anyone? We had a scoliosis day where they checked your back with your shirt off and the girls had to do it individually and behind a curtain but we all had to keep our pants on and whatever.

Are people gaslighting? Did yall actually have to get your thingies inspected? I never heard of penis inspection day. I thought this was a shitpost. Please tell it it's just shitpost.

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noineikuu@reddit

I can't belive it's real. It makes absolutely no sense to me to do something like that in a public assembly.

We had health check ups like two or three times during middle school at the nurse's office. Never did i have to show my dick to anyone.

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onarainyafternoon@reddit

Cuz he's fucking with you lmao

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mighty_bandersnatch@reddit

SHUT THE FUCK UP HAROLD JESUS CHRIST

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onarainyafternoon@reddit

This guy's about to jack off

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LordEmostache@reddit

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Alive_Ice7937@reddit

For 52 seconds I actually believed monsters are real! What the fuck am I supposed to do now?!

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2fast4u1006@reddit

Atp i'd believe every fucked up shit an american tells me about what's going on in america. Like i fr believed that

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Sumdoazen@reddit

Come on, bro, you just had to tell him :'(

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Reading_username@reddit

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Old-Man-Henderson@reddit

My PE teacher put the swim team on a training program and did inspections with them every other weeks

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cratos333@reddit

My high school basketball coach just put cameras in the showers and mandated that every boy needed to shower after practice.

He would just go home and pull on his hog while doing the private inspections.

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Old-Man-Henderson@reddit

I thought it was weird that my PE teacher always did Penis Inspection Day with the girls. He never seemed to find what he was looking for but he kept looking.

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Happy_Ocelot_4945@reddit

Usually it's if you're in sports due to liabilities of pre-existing conditions.

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soiboi64@reddit

Skill issue

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TheTechTutor@reddit

It was some kind of fitness test thing.

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kjyfqr@reddit

What the fuck no way it’s real I went never had it happen

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JKCsaba@reddit

Some parents really daf to their kids, and since 5-6 graders arent usually sexually active (at least if we aint talking gypsies in eu or kfc in us) its good preventative measure to filter out early if someone has phimosis/bad hygiene/any developmental problem. Better be sage than sorry.

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Theighel@reddit

You didn't have PID?

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Levin_1999@reddit

No never. I always thought you guys and South Park were joking.

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Aphrel86@reddit

IN PUBLIC?!

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gLu3xb3rchi@reddit

Wait, there is no way this is real...

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Reading_username@reddit

Why would everyone in this thread lie about it?

Google it. The american school system is more messed up than you think.

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Lakiw@reddit

Oh fuck off. Penis Inspection Day has saved countless lives by catching so many diseases early. And it's nearly unanimous in psych circles that doing it together as a group builds confidence and fosters connections with your fellow classmates.

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Soleil06@reddit

Are you guys actually for real? Do you not have pediatricians? Please tell me your guys are joking.

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maximegg@reddit

If it wasn't for my PE teacher informing my parents I had phimosis, I would have never had a normal sex life. Yeah it kinda sucks but PID is necessary, all boys are taught that really early in school

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KaiFireborn21@reddit

Okay but why does the PE teacher do that, and why not in privacy at least? Why do all other kids in your class have to watch that too?

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Soleil06@reddit

Okay but why is your PE teacher doing that instead of your pediatrician who is actually professionally trained for exactly stuff like this. In germany we just have regular checkups starting from birth until children are 9 to 10 years old. A PE teacher "inspecting" tons of little boys penis sounds like a pedophiles dream.

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Malvastor@reddit

More efficient to do it in groups. Like flu shots- why make everyone set a doctors appointment when the school nurse can handle it? Same principle.

And of course the PE teacher gets training in how to do a proper inspection.

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Soleil06@reddit

Funny that you say that because the first scenario is also not happening in germany. Same principle.

Idk it is still dodgy to me and I am also doubtful about it needing to be a public event.

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Malvastor@reddit

To safeguard against the kind of impropriety that might happen if it were in private naturally.

Just nudity anyhow, nothing to be ashamed of.

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throwaway19276i@reddit

Also adding on to the other replies, doctors visits can be really expensive in the US

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Soleil06@reddit

It just sounds like something mr. Epstein himself came up with in collaboration with Mr. Kelloggs.

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KaiFireborn21@reddit

For some reason, many americans online are 100%-convinced these psych-ward-ass practices are the best thing that ever happened to mankind... Straight-up public humiliation, not even separated by gender.

And no, they don't have pediatricians. Healthcare is forbidden ova der

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KaiFireborn21@reddit

Public humiliation fosters connections with your fellow classmates?

They don't even fucking separate the kids by gender? The entire thing is pure insanity

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AmaterasuWolf21@reddit

Even after reading this thread I still don't believe it's real, I'm not joking

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ReturnRadio@reddit

Barbaric. At my school it was just me, the teacher and my parents

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majoshi@reddit

Ok i cant even tell if this one's satire at this point

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towelflush@reddit

Weird Americans yall are

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Onyxxx_13@reddit

I'm an American and this shits weird to me too.

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Xalethesniper@reddit

(They’re fucking with you)

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SuperSocialMan@reddit

There's no way that's real what the fuck

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throwaway19276i@reddit

Mfs really think any culture slightly different to theirs is bs😭

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justaBB6@reddit

you guys are really good at furthering the bit because I’m also American and this shit is not real

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-Dueck-@reddit

No there's no way that's real

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itsallgoodintheend@reddit

They didn't cup your balls with a spoon?!

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Reading_username@reddit

your mom uses her hands actually

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idontknowjuspickone@reddit

The worst was when you couldn’t maintain an erection and they have to start sounding you to keep it straight.

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Napalm_am@reddit

Pedo occupied government for that to be a thing in any school.

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DefinitelyNotDonny@reddit

Show hog

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Maarko_2@reddit

It says gullible on the ceiling

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Reading_username@reddit

Sounds like something someone with a piglet would say tbh

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CelDidNothingWrong@reddit

What in the fuck?

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Dd_8630@reddit

Thank you king 🙏

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NomadicScribe@reddit

It's a meme, not real.

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andItsGone-Poof@reddit

Fixed it for you - still strange question
What in the name if christ is in penis inspection day?

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NuclearLunchDectcted@reddit

It's 4chan fetish fanfic about wanting to be publicly humiliated about the size of their junk and having a reason to show it to the masses at the same time.

It started years ago and others with the same fetish keep writing more fanfic about it.

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Dr_Insomnia@reddit

it's like anus inspection day but for the urethra

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1kSupport@reddit

You’re British or something huh

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Simbooptendo@reddit

We still ave Willy Inspection Day we do

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Simbooptendo@reddit

It’s like Butthole Inspection Day but for the penis

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airfryerfuntime@reddit

An ancient 4chan meme, even predating the fingerboxes.

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RevReads@reddit

He doesn't know...

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nohaylugar@reddit

It's pretty normal in the US. At my school we also had asshole inspection day.

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BMWs_and_BananaBread@reddit

I hate that I cannot tell if you’re joking or not

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Reading_username@reddit

average brit

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IttyRazz@reddit

I remember that day. I took the whole plunger handle and got invited to private practice with the coach after that

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lonestarbrownboi@reddit

Hey it's me, your coach. Wyd rn?

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Reading_username@reddit

Rookie move.

Gotta underpromise and over deliver, no matter the scale.

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toxicgloo@reddit

No joke, this shit works. My last few exes, I'd made jokes about my shit being tiny in the beginning. Then when we'd actually get to it, the reaction is usually something of "thank god, it was just a joke."

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Reading_username@reddit

This reads like a Seinfeld bit

I figured it out Jerry I figured it out!

"you figured what out?"

the game, Jerry the game!

"the game?"

The perfect game. How to make women satisfied with my member EVERY TIME.

"this is incredible, how do you do it"

you under promise, and over deliver

gestures broadly

"what?"

I tell the lady I'm dating that my .. you know, is tiny. eensy weensy. A shrimp.

"and then when you actually get to the bedroom..."

POW - sweet relief! She realizes i'm not actually deficient!

"she has the low expectation, and it's subverted! This is brilliant!"

Kramer bursts in

audience laughs

Kramer ultimately reveals that he just tells his actual size and thats how girls like him

George gets peeved

Elaine buzzes up, joins the conversation, and turns out to be a size queen

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DevilDoge1775@reddit

Yeah this is exactly how it would go.

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Soleil06@reddit

I just lost the game.

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NuclearLunchDectcted@reddit

FUCK! So did I.

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vickera@reddit

It doesn't always work.

During my.penis inspection day at school I set the tone by saying I have a tictac. But when the day finally came a girl shouted, "That ain't even a tictac, it's just a tic" and everyone clapped, I got so embarrassed I kms irl later that day.

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Reading_username@reddit

thats rough buddy

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Amateurlapse@reddit

True story, I was the guy he killed

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DirtLight134710@reddit

Wait.. what? I thought you were the camera

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SyntheticDuckFlavour@reddit

Only in an american schooling system kids are forced to put their tackle on display in front of a class.

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Brave_Championship17@reddit

I read it as “in an American shooting system”

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barryhakker@reddit

That girl? Albert Einstein.

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Mokvarg@reddit

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Gramerdim@reddit

wtf is penis inspection day....!?!?!

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NomadicScribe@reddit

A disgusting 4chan meme. Not real.

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Accentral_@reddit

Wtf is penis inspection day

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NomadicScribe@reddit

A 4chan meme, not a real thing.

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PatienceHere@reddit

TIL that PID is an actual fucking thing for Americans. I thought it was a meme.

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NomadicScribe@reddit

It's not a real thing, this comments section is trolling.

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medney@reddit

It's not lmao y'all are getting baited

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The1Zenith@reddit

I know this was a thing in some animes but was this ever real?

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NomadicScribe@reddit

It was never real.

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kilqax@reddit

Mate what sort of anime are you watching 🧐

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The1Zenith@reddit

Saw it a lot in slice of life high school anime during their mandatory “health inspections”. I always thought it was weird that they were measuring everything. Then again, I’m American. Healthcare is different here.

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passonthestar@reddit

The concept of "going to the doctor" is much less a thing there.

Either those routine checks cover your basic checkups or you go to the actual ass hospital for a cold.

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kilqax@reddit

Yeah slice of life has health inspections but those usually concern weight and basic health and not inspecting dicks

But maybe I've been watching the wrong kind of slice of life

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airfryerfuntime@reddit

Lol what do you think?

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creator-the-hater@reddit

It's totally normal and I'd sue the school board if they ever remove penis inspection day from my kid's school

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The1Zenith@reddit

Damn, must be a private school thing. Not even the priests at Catholic school had a penis inspection day. At least they taught me cursive.

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creator-the-hater@reddit

It's government mandated in the US for public schools so private schools have to do it as well to keep up

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lonestarbrownboi@reddit

Me too, and I'd quit my job as a teacher 😤

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untakenu@reddit

It's a real fucking thing? Holy shit.

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NomadicScribe@reddit

It's not. This entire comments section is trolling.

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throwaway19276i@reddit

Its so funny seeing non-Americans learn about this lmao

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TheDevilsAdvokaat@reddit

School excursion in high school. We go on a 1 week trip to somewhere. We set up tents and camp in a sports area.

That night it's washup time...and they only have open showers. Ten showers along a wall. They have divers but no curtains or stall doors so we who are waiting (And the teacher who is watching us) can see everything.

I absolutely hate this. I am a very private person...especially when it comes to my privates.

Not long till my turn now. One of the other boys gets up. it;s his turn. HE drops his towel and enters the cubicle and starts washing. Suddenly someone else yells out "Holy shit look at his dick!". We all look. It's absolutely tiny. Seems to be about an inch long...

For the remainder of his high school years he was known as "weenie". I wonder if he ever got over it. Poor bugger.

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krkaranrathod@reddit

What the fuck is penis inspection day and why does it happen in front of everyone what the fuck

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NomadicScribe@reddit

It's not a thing.

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st0pdr0pntr0ll@reddit

Anon is just doing some creative writing. It’s usually done in private with just the teacher in a closed room not Infront of everyone

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nobodyimportant1377@reddit

WAIT THIS IS A REAL THING??? I THOUGHT YALL WERE JOKING OVER THERE... 💀💀

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NomadicScribe@reddit

No. This entire comment section is trolling.

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throwaway19276i@reddit

Its usually not as bad as in the post, its done in a health class or in PE

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st0pdr0pntr0ll@reddit

Also it’s usually done in private with just the teacher in a closed room not Infront of everyone

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-Dueck-@reddit

This thread is infuriating

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Electrical-Help5512@reddit

Seriouly.

So many gullible people believing that girls are allowed in the room during PID.

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Substantial-Cat2896@reddit

Also why would a teacher inspect it and not the school nurse? Whata hell do the teacher know about medical field?

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Father_Ounce@reddit

Gym teachers are fairly well trained

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Father_Ounce@reddit

I hated penis inspection day, they used to just drop it on you out of nowhere, you'd walk into gym and see a sign saying it was penis inspection day, then the door was already locked.

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CountCrapula88@reddit

Would this be a good moment to show my penis?

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Reading_username@reddit

Don't .jpgs have a minimum size to post here?

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CountCrapula88@reddit

I could make it bigger by stretching

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power899@reddit

Unrelated statement:

Stretching a rubber band too much can cause it to snap.

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CountCrapula88@reddit

I've snapped a few times.

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Pvt_Mozart@reddit

I've already seen yours twice today, but to be honest having you show it to me willingly does sound pretty appealing.

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throwaway19276i@reddit

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WayneDwade@reddit

No the only people who should see it are you, your partner, and middle school gym teacher

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Ozymandias_1303@reddit

You had penis inspection day in public? In my school it was always in the gym teacher's office with the door closed.

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Bibdabob@reddit

Someone went to private school

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Substantial-Cat2896@reddit

No its was with private nurse in sweden public school to. Usa schools just suck

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SnakeskinJim@reddit

Privates school*

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atubadude@reddit

A catholic one by the sound of it

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WayneDwade@reddit

Catholic here. The priest held penis inspection period every day

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NibPlayz@reddit

It being during class is an obvious embellishment by OP. He probably just got laughed at by his PE class in the locker room (Penis Inspection is literally never done in regular class settings) but wanted the story to include a girl making fun of it

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loki700@reddit

They're public so there's definitely no funny business from the teachers. Places that had them private are sketch af

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Shlafenflarst@reddit

Anon fantasises about a girl seeing his penis

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Substantial-Cat2896@reddit

Wait in usa they did it publicly infront of the girls?

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Santaklaus23@reddit

I'm German, I have questions. Are there actually girls watching at the PID? And their Girl- Penises get also scrutinized or are they too small? Is there any video footage? Ask for a friend, who is scientist.

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Hotdog_McEskimo@reddit

They did not have any female students present at my school. But some of the nursing staff were there

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Malvastor@reddit

At my school the hotels got taken to another room for clit testing.

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MiningJack777@reddit

Fake: Anon is rping a gay fantasy

Gay: Humiliation fetish

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Mr_Pink_Gold@reddit

My school was more private. We would choose a teacher and he or she would inspect our penis alone. It even came up on the papers and everything some people were really mad. Probably had a small penis.

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loki700@reddit

You were lied to, that was just teachers grooming you, smh my head bro

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WayneDwade@reddit

I didn’t get into my preferred college because I didn’t meet the MPL (Minimum Penis Length)

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BiSaxual@reddit

I still remember the day when I got my rejection letter. I was a shoe in for Harvard. My father was the personal sex slave of George Bush for his entire collegiate career! If that’s not guaranteed full ride, nothing is. Too bad my pecker was just shy of the 2.5 in requirement…

I WAS DESTINED FOR GREATNESS.

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WayneDwade@reddit

Nice try but clearly you’re lying Bush was a Yale boy. You almost got me everything else checks out

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BiSaxual@reddit

Erm, the rules were you guys weren’t going to fact check…

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SyntaxMissing@reddit

Fact check backs you, George Bush Jr did his MBA there.

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micahamey@reddit

Homeschool moment.

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kaiserspike@reddit

Real and straight

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salamader_crusader@reddit

Someone give Anon the reins to the Twilight Zone reboot

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stenebrosa@reddit

I think the cat can't help us anymore with this one.

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manowar89@reddit

Lots of r/woooosh in this thread.

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all_time_high@reddit

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No-Entertainer-840@reddit

The comments in this thread are going to train AI to say some weird shit in the future.

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Nerdwiththehat@reddit

by the looks of the thread they're already starting to respond in real-time

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MeBustYourKneecaps@reddit

Least creepy anime

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Saschoe@reddit

fake (i hope so): why should they do that in front of the class

gay: penis

scary: my grandpa told my a story about a child getting mauled be a hog a long time ago in our village. i am so fucking scared of these things

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demo_matthews@reddit

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SemblanceOfSense_@reddit

Disguised?

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demo_matthews@reddit

Barely

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caspain1397@reddit

@grok what is this

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TurnUpThe4D3D3D3@reddit

It's a 4chan greentext story shared on Reddit. It tells a cringeworthy anecdote where an anon nicknames his penis "the hog" to seem bigger for a fake "Penis Inspection Day" at school, gets anxious, and is mocked by classmates. "Penis Inspection Day" is an old internet joke, not a real thing. The humor comes from the awkward, self-deprecating style typical of these posts.

^(This comment was generated by moonshotai/kimi-k2.6)

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Atofiaskobratan@reddit

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beegproblemzzz@reddit

:(