Engineer all humans to be born with a vagina, a penis, a set of balls, and boobies.

Posted by Trippy-Sponge@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 51 comments

This would completely eliminate homophobia and toxic masculinity. The world would be a better place if all humans had all wiggly bits. This would also fulfill Trevor Moores dream of women having balls.

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Suspicious_Fault573@reddit

The only problem with this is that people will eventually start having children with themselves, and that's a very, very bad thing.

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Jpkmets7@reddit

Cloacas for all!

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liberal_texan@reddit

Doubling the amount of boobs in the world can only be a good thing. I’m in.

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jeffmc81@reddit

You haven't seen mine.

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skeeterfunny@reddit

(•)(.)

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jeffmc81@reddit

I wish they looked that good

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The_Troyminator@reddit

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Captain_Taggart@reddit

like two fried eggs nailed to a crooked wall

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jeffmc81@reddit

I'm taking it as a compliment

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Trick_Minute2259@reddit

Except everyone has balls, so all the boobs are hairy.

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Uranium-Sandwich657@reddit

What if we quadruple by giving humans 4 boobs?

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Quitcha_Bitchin@reddit

All humans have boobies.

Some more attractive than others (for most).

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Wroisu@reddit

Hmmm I think it’d be better to engineer humans to have a set of functional ovotestes that can flip between gamete production based on the phenotypic sex one wants to embody. then engineer a system of easily going between a vulva and a penis and you got what ya want.

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taqman98@reddit

Yes sexual dimorphism is only a thing bc of evolution under constrained resources now that we have all the food we need we should just switch to being hermaphrodites

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SparkleSelkie@reddit

We could all strive to be more like the noble snail

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TheGruenTransfer@reddit

Might as well make everyone the same skin color too.

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PM_Your_Wiener_Dog@reddit

I want green!

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dr_bobs@reddit

Put chloroplasts in so people can photosynthesize

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SparkleSelkie@reddit

This sounds awesome

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Captain_Taggart@reddit

solve world hunger and skin cancer in one fell swoop. I'm on board.

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Trick_Minute2259@reddit

No more food assistance programs; homeless and poor people can just go lay in the sun from now one. Same for free school lunches; just add a ladder so the poor kids can go sit on the roof of the cafeteria.

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MiggyXRS@reddit

r/unexpectedbookofthenewsun

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Scr4p@reddit

Or make everyone multicoloured

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StarChild413@reddit

I hate to invite-criticism-because-"it's-crazy"-for-criticizing-a-crazy-idea but any change on this level meant to stamp out that kind of social ill takes generations

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Alright_Sunlight@reddit

Ugh I don't want to think about that actually. If they're all born to "normal" people. What's to stop the parents from picking and choosing which parts they want their kid to have?

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FinancialElephant@reddit

If anything engineer people to be totally desexed instead: no penis, vagina, nipples, buttcheeks, etc. No body hair. Efficient and sleek.

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FinancialElephant@reddit

I think then you'd have people that would still find some way to rebel, like by body modding themselves to have none of those things. Or maybe instead of a standard package they'd run three balls and three vagines. Once you can do this kind of biological engineering, all kinds of things would probably start happening.

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68024@reddit

People getting pregnant by themselves everywhere

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Ateist@reddit

Some people are already born like that, though they lack the plumbing to turn them into functional true hermaphrodites...

They are the reason even the worst homophobes can't just shove everyone into "man" and "women" categories.

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Funneduck102@reddit

Forced bisexualism, I'm game honestly

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Anubis-Hound@reddit

You know darn well people would just find something new to be bigoted about

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nicolasknight@reddit

This. Rwanda, Ghana, heck the USA right now.

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dokt0r_k@reddit

Butthole color

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Device420@reddit

You do realize that nobody and I do mean nobody would ever leave the house right? Human population would drop to zero within 100 years

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joaquinsolo@reddit

sexual reproduction is still beneficial from a genetic standpoint in a futanari world. i'd suspect we'd see all sorts of different variations too.

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lordwafflesbane@reddit

Skill issue some people have better things to do than jerk off

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True__Sight@reddit

I mean, lesbians and gay men are still a thing

Even if they see their own body as attractive, they will seek others for human touch

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StarChild413@reddit

yeah I think Device420 is just making assumptions that might as well assume we'd all also have the traits of our opposite-sex anime crush and be our own waifu in a perpetual self-sustaining loop (heck half these comments are kinda fetishy anyway if the last part of OP's post wasn't already)

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This would also fulfill Trevor Moores dream of women having balls.

For the uninitiated, the Popcorn Factory Sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbJ7PIhmQgA&t=8m

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