There's 300 mg of cannabis butter in this. Goodbye everyone 👋
Posted by FuriousFireyFeline@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 578 comments
Posted by FuriousFireyFeline@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 578 comments
Murky_Review_@reddit
Head straight to a REALLY busy mall!
Ancient_Ad7475@reddit
Dirty fuckin stoner
sattlerreader@reddit
When I eat anything over 60mg. I just end up falling asleep. Tried coffee. Energy drinks. I just get really tired and want to pass out. Sigh.
That_Atmosphere_4568@reddit
Dude be like right now
FuriousFireyFeline@reddit (OP)
Update: I passed out attempting to play Yoshis Island, I didn't realize the controller battery was dead for about 15 minutes I thought I was just really bad at video games while stoned lmao
BahnGSXR@reddit
How would it affect somebody who has never smoked or done any kind of drug
eli--12@reddit
Panic attack, potentially
impromptugreen@reddit
Me to a T. My first time I thought I was dying and threw up all of my friend's passenger seat while we were at the drive-in watching Guardians of the Galaxy back in 2014. After I puked I felt a bit better and then promptly fell asleep until 10 the next morning. Found myself with a nasty headache and laying on my friend's bed. She'd said I'd woken up a few times on the way back and asked if Rocket said anything cool. She took me back to their apartment and her and her roommate carried me up and even talked to my mom (who I still lived with at the time and who is very Catholic) saying that I got sick from a hotdog and was going to sleep over and that I'd give her a call in the morning. To this day my mom still brings it up asking why I ate a hotdog on a Friday during lent. She said it was God punishing me for not abstaining from meat 🤣 I never did that much ever again. I stick to my occasional half a gummy on the weekends, thank you very much.
burnermemeaccountlol@reddit
Guardians of the Galaxy was released in 2014??
that's more than a decade ago, we're getting old :(
impromptugreen@reddit
I know, right? My little millennial booty is about to have its midlife crisis. It's creeping up and I can feel it. Any year now, for sure.
aprilode@reddit
really, really bad panic attack
Thegreensteward@reddit
Auditory hallucinations (like hearing music when there isn't any). Some blue trails around lights.
At least that was my experience with my first large edible dose.
Fab_Jake14@reddit
My first time i consuemd ANY substance, I took a 300 MG brownie. When it started hitting i thought "huh my arm feels weird" and then bam i was in a chicfila (I was with a friend who also took a brownie and we had a DD. Then i was in the car going to home. Then i was watvhing whiplash as my friend was vomiting everywhere. I then was locked into a intense depressive trance, certain i killed my friend (who was vomiting in the bathroom now). Getting to the bathroom felt like an odyssey,but I was really just crawling on the floor lmao. I was in this crazy unending hell for like 2 hours or so until I knocked out lmao
I always caution people now on how much to tske the first time
Jascraft22@reddit
best case scenario is probably you vomit and then sleep it off, worst case is probably being very sick and very freaked out.
AntelopeEmotional767@reddit
Just a rung under that is falling asleep while holding a burrito, farting yourself awake, not knowing how long you've been out but taking a bite of said burrito anyway
Czoguski@reddit
Idk about 300mg, but my first exposure to THC was 100mg of edibles. That was some out of the solar system experience.
My brain was so focused on my thoughts that thinking of anything made me go pretty much blind due to me forgetting what was in front of me, unless I focused on something near me. I also couldn't feel any part of my body, unless I looked at myself, like I forgot I existed until I explicitly looked at my arm or something, then it would stop feeling numb.
I got the first-time weed anxiety pretty badly for the first about 20 minutes, but then when the edibles fully hit, I was too zonked to even feel anxious about anything.
Then I puked next to my bed and passed out. Good times.
P.S. I also learned I have tinnitus when it started getting really loud during the trip, and every other trip afterwards.
anonnnnn462@reddit
https://youtu.be/hrZLc9lqQM0?si=iouO1mVEqp-lmZSU
They would be dying lol
Version_Two@reddit
They would no longer be in the same solar system.
Tripondisdic@reddit
Are you still high? A dose that intense would almost certainly leak into the next day
FuriousFireyFeline@reddit (OP)
I'm still a bit out of it today lol
-Glittering-Soul-@reddit
You should probably just...lie down
Puzzleheaded-War5092@reddit
and hold on grass so you don’t fall off earth
buckeye25osu@reddit
Don't drive!
yourmomssocksdrawer@reddit
I took 300 on 420, I usually just feel a bit hazy the next day
Tripondisdic@reddit
Must have insane tolerance
Der_Kreuzritterr@reddit
High tolerance is the worst. First time ever trying to get high and it took me a 70mg live resin gummy to feel something. Makes getting high a very expensive experience
Tripondisdic@reddit
jfc
yourmomssocksdrawer@reddit
18 years of partaking, going on 3 with a med card. 300 is really only for the rare occasion I wanna partake recreationally though, most of my consumption is purely medicinal
Kquinn87@reddit
I can relate to this; used to do a ton of cannabis cooking for friends and often sampled it when I was done; Ice cream cookie sandwiches were my favorite.
But yeah, there was definitely lots of staring at my computer screen wondering what the hells happening in the game or show I was watching. The next day was often a write off too.
RivergirlB@reddit
I hate gaming while high lol. I remember replaying the first chapter of RDR2 and just being pissed off at how sluggish my reactions and aim were
DiabeticRhino97@reddit
I really hope it was a level where Yoshi can touch fuzzys to get high
Individual_Emu2941@reddit
Damn that is fucking hilarious lol
AbstinentNoMore@reddit
Degeneracy
Ssesamee@reddit
ironic username
Crimson_Boomerang@reddit
Ok Abstinent No More
Arkanii@reddit
Guy finally got laid and had to make a new username to commemorate the occasion
various101@reddit
Reminds me of when I was on the couch raving out to music. Turns out it was my car alarm going off and I was to high to notice.
ebelen92@reddit
How's the air up there?
PauloAEAE@reddit
Then how did you enter the game?
FuriousFireyFeline@reddit (OP)
It started dying and lagging a few minutes in and I just accepted that I was terrible at the game
TheManyVoicesYT@reddit
Oof. That is a bad time XD I was gonna recommend: eat a piece every 5 minutes or so. Edibles can last a nice long time, but having it all hit at once can be overwhelming.
FeverInHeels@reddit
LMAO
MineAllMineNow@reddit
Next time listen to this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HeEwPoDGnw
alvl6metapod@reddit
AMAZING update. Thanks for making my day, big dawg.
JustMeLurkingAround-@reddit
Glad you landed safely back on earth.
kryonik@reddit
Same thing happened to me in college. Ate a weed brownie, thought I was doing really well in Super Mario Sunshine, my roommate started laughing hysterically, he said I was walking into a wall for twenty minutes straight.
gastro_psychic@reddit
did you brush your teeth?
tuscaloser@reddit
This is huge "give your little brother the unplugged controller so he thinks he's playing" energy. Good times.
Banana_Stanley@reddit
Solid game choice
Room_Temp_Coffee@reddit
I love it 🤣 sounds like a perfect 420 night
darkfenixrx@reddit
My tolerance is too high because my first thought was "300 of a good start"
FuriousFireyFeline@reddit (OP)
I honestly have a pretty high tolerance because I deal with chronic pain and I smoke daily, so I was like I CAN HANDLE THIS... WRONG 🤣
Inevitable_Nobody733@reddit
I think I read somewhere that your body metabolizes smoked THC, and eaten THC differently; so they got different/have different tolerances. But I could be remembering wrong, so don’t quote me 😂👏🏻
Artistic-Use-2481@reddit
Smoke it enters your bloodstream through the lungs and is transported to and through the "blood brain barrier" it also binds to fat cells and THC receptors throughout the body. When eaten it is digested and passed into your intesimted where the THC is absorbed maily through the small intestines then passed along to the liver to be processed into a stronger (11-OH-THC) over delta-9 THC the full process is why edibles tale longer to hit.
TheVarrus@reddit
I used to roll up a half gram of bubble hash and swallow it whole. It took so long to kick in I forgot I had done it half the time 😂
Artistic-Use-2481@reddit
I've been there 😂
Artistic-Use-2481@reddit
You are right
darkfenixrx@reddit
Before regulation started, I used to be able to find these silver dollar sized jello jiggler type edibles that were 500 MG each and came in a pack of six. One of those ever six hours got me through chemo. And they were delicious. Lol, I'd still still smoke and such through the days as well. I've been a daily smoker for chronic disease for 25 years at this point. But dabs are where my tolerance really soared. I've had to stop doing dabs at all cause I stopped being able to get high
Artistic-Use-2481@reddit
Look into Phoenix tears RSO. Most potent oil I've ever had in my entire life and I just ate it plain, straight onto my tongue. I was 22 and ate 750mg of 1000. I was high for close to 14 hours, by hours 6 I couldn't walk in a straight line and my speech was slurry. It's made for cancer patients. I'd eat 300-500mg gummies at the time and never felt like they were enough, before those I made my own edibles and I'd eat 2-7G worth of flower in these sugar cookies I made, they equated to a approximate 1.5g of raw flower infused into each cookie. I'd fart weed farts I ate so many edibles at the time. My tolerance was high. That 750 hit me harder then Mike Tyson
SFDessert@reddit
Is that the stuff that comes in a syringe and looks/tastes like tar?
Way back when California first started doing legal dispensaries I was dealing with some legit awful health problems related to colon inflammation and that "tar stuff" was recommended to me to try.
I'd take a little tiny bit and that was enough to keep me in bed for a few hours. Not really a "good" high, but it certainly helped ease the pain during the time I was dosed up which was nice.
Artistic-Use-2481@reddit
It comes in a syringe yes but the phoenix tears has a nice concentrate taste imo it tasted like weed oil, very strong though close to tarry, you can get a cinnamon one. Ones that taste like straight tar are made with bud that's not quite as clean, Phoenix tears are specially made and are a step above alot of RSO's in my opinion
Artistic-Use-2481@reddit
Think you can buy em online from certain sites
alreadytaken-@reddit
Could also be genetic. Edibles don't hit me at any dose, it sucks. I tried a 1000mg edible on low tolerance and felt nothing. At least inhaling works
Norman_Scum@reddit
I'm the same way with edibles. The only edible I've ever eaten that got me relatively high was a 200mg cookie. But with flower I'm just a big light weight. Shits weird, yo.
Watermelon_Feaster@reddit
oh! ok goodnight for the next few weeks
justglancingaround@reddit
Rest in peace
MinuteRiceCooker@reddit
poop from a butt
ilikemyusername1@reddit
You’re about to experience the never ending pull of gravity.
Ionlydateteachers@reddit
God speed brave astronaut
maddler@reddit
Now it's time to leave the capsule, if you dare...
metamorphi6@reddit
This is major tom to ground controllll
Kelps234@reddit
I’m stepping through the doooor!
PurpleReignFall@reddit
Tell my wife I love her so…
b-jason@reddit
She’s banging Ground Control
PurpleReignFall@reddit
How dare you Austin!
SirStocksAlott@reddit
Austin, this is Houston. What are you doing with my wife?
Allison1ndrlnd@reddit
Surely, you can't be serious.
DignityIndex@reddit
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley!
katf1sh@reddit
Very much*
AppealBudget8584@reddit
She knowwwws
Glittering-Walrus228@reddit
Though im past 300 miligrams Im feeling very still And Im watching reruns of Howdy Doody In the most peculiar way
AntelopeEmotional767@reddit
Heeeeeeere am I sitting on the chrome can
Faaaaaar above my world
dobi425@reddit
And I'm floating in a most pec-u-liar wayy-hey!
Foxxxy_101@reddit
And the stars look very different todaaa-a-a-aay!
Mental_Bodybuilder74@reddit
300mg is nothing. 3500mg usually makes me slightly relaxed. 7500 is when I am entering the warp/zonk space. Accidentally ate 12000 mg once...I puked for 4 hours straight.
Allison1ndrlnd@reddit
Lol you might wanna take a T break
MissMu@reddit
Need more than 300mg but that frosting looks so good
Aili@reddit
He won't see much ground where he's heading though
CoffeeWatchesCars@reddit
I don’t think he will need a capsule to get to the space after this at first place
aloejello113@reddit
its a david bowie reference, space oddity
Sufficient-Beyond-61@reddit
Tell my wife, i love her very much...she knowsss
UpdateInProgress@reddit
Astronaut you say? More like interloper, this guy is gonna traverse dimensions beyond our current space
Forsaken-Owl1720@reddit
Hope for a report back - many reports.
UpdateInProgress@reddit
any reports. But OP prob already left this dimension, so we may wait forever
Forsaken-Owl1720@reddit
So true. 🙃
Talk-O-Boy@reddit
OP’s gone to the beyond realm now. His body remains, but his spirit has transcended this mortal plane of existence.
Funny_Ad4865@reddit
Sounds like the British guy in Arizona who takes PCP while Hamilton Morris is with him. That artist dude was cool as fuck….RIP to the PCP
shaidowstars@reddit
Out of body experiences are so fun! 10/10 would never do again cause I lk almost felt insane
WhatisreadditHuh@reddit
I had one once when I was sick. I didn’t really measure my theraflu or whatever I was taking. But it wasn’t like a “MACRO” dose…it was just an average chug of cold medicine. But went to space. It was amazing.
misfitofscience76@reddit
Cheaper way to travel than the Artemis mission
LayaElisabeth@reddit
Probably safer too?
SirStocksAlott@reddit
Every time I hear Artemis, I think of this.
shaidowstars@reddit
Damn, sounds awesome
PieSpecial8982@reddit
Lmfao I love getting that close to the edge tho for some reason am I sick?
shaidowstars@reddit
No, I wouldn't say so. I personally have to be careful of anything that lowers the seizure threshold 😂😭 because otherwise I know i would make my mind cry
Gfabcss@reddit
I puked six times on a plane from a experience like this! Lol. I kept asking free snacks! Anything to stay grounded!
Garycheffield@reddit
😂😂😂😂😂😂 yes
Oz347@reddit
EnkiduTheGreat@reddit
marsbringerofsmores@reddit
JagdTurkey@reddit
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
OtherThumbs@reddit
Spooky_scary_sheri95@reddit
I didn't know they had a Klaus Naomi gif Hell yeah 👍
derwanderer3@reddit
Hal, open the pod bay doors
roughczech@reddit
See you next month when you wake up
ChallengeLatter5044@reddit
Psiconauta
Awwwmann@reddit
THEBIGDRBOOM@reddit
THERES A STAR MAN WAITING IN THE SKY
KeyMistake604@reddit
Have fun on the moon, wish I was going with you
kakka_rot@reddit
Depends on tolerance, but eventually you just get really really sick and it's not fun at all.
Once I stole a bunch of my parents weed butter as a teen not knowing how strong it was and I was miserable. Couldn't sleep all night and felt like I had the flu.
NeuroticLoofah@reddit
Dosing edibles is not always easy and it is so miserable when you overdo them. You know you did it to yourself, you know it is going to be hours before it is over, and you know you wasted your night of mellow high and your drugs just to feel like ass.
Prometheus2061@reddit
The first time I did edibles, I totally overdid it, and I was stoned out of my gourd for 48 hours. Everyone later said, “There’s no way you could’ve been stoned that long on edibles.“ Well they should’ve come and lived with me in the Denver airport while I was rocking back-and-forth, not oriented to person, place, or time.
throwawaymyeyebr0ws@reddit
Bruh, I suffered for 4 full days when I first encountered edibles. I was just not on this planet for that time. Nobody ever believes me, but it was one of the most unsettling drug experiences I've ever had.
SwampGentleman@reddit
God, I spent 4 hours deliriously high at the Denver airport, dreaming every time I blinked. Apparently I have an EXTREMELY psychedelic response to thc
Prometheus2061@reddit
I haven’t done them since then. I was texting messages to my smart phone with end of life instructions.
SwampGentleman@reddit
Yesss!! I was googling if it was possible to die from weed, and watched this video that was meant to soothe people who were too high but it had too many uncanny elements and made me feel worse.
My dose was so stupid low, it was like 2 gummies??? But they hit me like a train. Those security guards there have probably seen it all
Prometheus2061@reddit
It’s been a long time, so I don’t remember the specifics, but I’m gonna say I had around 24 to 28 gummies from a dispensary? It was a ridiculously large amount. And my brother kept feeding them to me. No longer on the “trusted friends” list. LOL.
Azsunyx@reddit
Dropping this here for no particular reason
https://youtu.be/xDAiz-Pv3-Y?si=I76nBYPTmdwv1Vba
SwampGentleman@reddit
Jesus! 2-3 had me seeing fractals!! 28 would fuck me up for good.
I had 1/12th of the recommended beginner dose of Bhang Lassi in India and was high for over 24 hours 😂😭 forgot how to walk
snowpsychic@reddit
I do as well. The last time I had smoked any weed was in 1999. I'd never tried any strong dispensary stuff. I had a hysterectomy and my surgeon really wanted me to try it for pain. Not only did it make my pain worse, but I was having a psychedelic response for hours, and every time I thought it was stopping it would start up again.
Pita_Girl@reddit
Also learned you can get a hangover from THC this way. Totally fucking sucks.
FoxyRin420@reddit
The THC hangover is so much worse then a wine hangover.
Always drink water!
alienskota@reddit
The only hangover I have when I have Crescent 9 thc drinks at night are the munchies, other than that, I wake up feeling like a million bucks ready to be a productive member of society.
LumpySpikes@reddit
There's a limit on all things, that once you step over all the enjoyment is lost and you feel miserable, hoping it will pass soon.
BubbleWaxx@reddit
Artemis III already in route.
Vanillabean73@reddit
Artemis III will only be orbiting Earth. Sorry to be that guy 😭
00trysomethingnu@reddit
*Artemis CDXX
Bourbon-Decay@reddit
Nice
terminalzero@reddit
so high, so high, so high
Azsunyx@reddit
https://youtu.be/xDAiz-Pv3-Y?si=I76nBYPTmdwv1Vba
SharkDaBz@reddit
peak mentioned
SanchoPanzaLaMancha1@reddit
That much is not fun lol
schneiderspyder@reddit
Cyberpunk edgerunners reference?
Doomguy2021@reddit
Bro's hearing colors and tasting sounds.
He ain't with us anymore.
spicymisobun@reddit
bro is dead atp
Lord-Glorfindel@reddit
I know where OP has gone.
Combat_Wombat23@reddit
Straight to the shadow realm
Beatle_Babe@reddit
Legit only takes me 2 gummies to start seeing shadow people and that's only 20 mg 🫠 Fairly certain I would no longer be breathing at 300 lol
Ssesamee@reddit
uhhhh, you’re seeing shadow people?
if you’re not joking, please stop using weed lmao
Beatle_Babe@reddit
Not joking but it only happens if I take 2 (I almost always just stop at one, or even half of one lol I'm a super lightweight -- no weird effects with just one other than if it hits a little harder on some, I may have to lay down lest I get a vertigo spell lol).
Beatle_Babe@reddit
Okay update, I googled what that means and now I see why you say to maybe not use it lol. I think as long as I continue to not have issues with just one, I'm fine but if it should start happening there too I'll drop it completely. Definitely don't need to be fanning the flames of pre-existing mental health issues into anything worse. (Just your garden variety anxiety and bipolar, but still -- would very much like to *not* develop schizophrenia if I can help it lol) I didn't really question it too much since my best friend and I are both very sensitive to paranormal energies and have been able to feel and see things stone cold sober at times and I kind of assumed maybe at higher doses than I'm used to, weed was just bringing that more to the forefront -- which, who knows, I suppose it's possible, buuuuuuuuut I'd very much not like to find out the hard way if it's the other.
perilouspixie@reddit
weed can definitely awaken latent mental issues that haven't fully 'cracked' so to speak. ive been latently plural/DID for about 10+ years, only occasionally having like odd panic attacks and derealisations and stuff but still holding it together, but a really strong bad trip 'cracked' me & made it become a full Actual Thing
it cant give you a condition you dont have. but if youve like 80% mitosis'ed something inside you it can nudge it the rest of the way.
perilouspixie@reddit
in short, you already have schizophrenia. you're being given a free pass by life to live without it affecting you, if you never go above a 4/10 on the high scale. lmao
mefista@reddit
Fucking hell, stop taking that shit! You can have shizo concurrently with different sight, and it is an ass to handle. Do not drink, either.
--pobodysnerfect--@reddit
Fuckin shadow people...
Pollydeathcon3@reddit
Hehe
Ok-Department7422@reddit
One lick of that would incapacitate me
CBAnarchy28@reddit
Goonight
MidnightToker858@reddit
Better get yourself a security blanket first
oak_aditya06@reddit
She said where we going, I said the moon. We ain't even make it to the room.
Standard-Victory-320@reddit
Reach the stars for me bro
ThrowAwayVentAccy@reddit
How ya feelin?
Barlos_Barcelo@reddit
Sadly that would make me throw up especially with high sugar/high fat food. 20mg is my max and im usually flying with that
longjohnhobani@reddit
Child’s play
Forward-Standard-530@reddit
My birthday is in 13 days, a half century plus a quinquennium. May I please place an order for one of what you’re having??
Shoddy-Order4255@reddit
I eat 300 mg every night
Zootshootriot@reddit
onlymildyinterested0@reddit
I don't know why but edibles just do not Hit me like they hit other people 300 mg I would have to take about a thousand for it to hit me and then it would be too much That's how it always works it never hits me I wait hours I eat some more I wait hours I eat some more than when I hit about a thousand milligrams I finally feel it and then it's too much.
Wink0075@reddit
🫡
DrySignature2640@reddit
Damn that looks good but I'd have the craziest panic attack after crushing that lol
SatanicStripper@reddit
Has anyone checked on homie?
Then_Came_Fire@reddit
Are you still high?
lostbastille@reddit
My-inner-fat-kid@reddit
I thought I was the end of the first episode for adult swim
TheBionicHobbit@reddit
What show is his from? Can't remember. But I def can hear that in my head lol
riskywhiskey9@reddit
I think it's at the end of every American Dad episode, if I'm not mistaken. Lol
TheBionicHobbit@reddit
Yes! Thank you. Lol I knew it was something I'd seen like a zillion times.
tunalic2@reddit
He was (maybe still is) the security guard for their studio/offices. He was so nice and charismatic they thought it would be fun to have him say goodbye at the end of episodes.
shado_DJ@reddit
r/TiL
TheBionicHobbit@reddit
Yes! Thank you. Lol I knew it was something I'd seen like a zillion times.
Limp-Garage-3437@reddit
r/commentmitosis
ebolashuffle@reddit
Omg it's real lmao!
riskywhiskey9@reddit
Lol for sure, I only remembered because I saw a couple of episodes last night. 😂
Karlkrows@reddit
And my name is earl
-3point14159-mp@reddit
Love that show
riskywhiskey9@reddit
Ah yeah, I forgot about that!
SideQuestJenny@reddit
American dad
needlenoodles@reddit
Family guy and American dad, MAYBE Ted
dooblr@reddit
“So long see you soon”
Puzzleheaded-Star281@reddit
Touch the rings of Saturn 🪐 Homie 🌌🌙
TheGoatManJones@reddit
Howd it go?
KittiesRule1968@reddit
Extraterrestrial experience incoming!
SupermeatLongworth@reddit
Wait, take me with you! I hate it here on Earth.
Off-The-Floor@reddit
Well good night
HighlightUpstairs777@reddit
Rip
No-Temperature-977@reddit
Checking in. Still high?
hi-its-ellie@reddit
Are you still alive? 🤣
its_kanjo@reddit
are you still high?
Suspicious_Ad_986@reddit
I remember one time I cooked an entire 1/8th ounce of week into a single peanut-butter-firecracker wrapped in tinfoil
I ate an entire 24 pack of Oreo pop tarts, got myself kicked out of a raid in world of Warcraft, and remember nothing else from the proceeding 16 hours
Good times, hope you had fun lmao
Polilou_oui@reddit
On a des nouvelles ?
Fit_Treacle172@reddit
Tell the higher powers that I said hello!
Nodudehere@reddit
I remember when Kiva made those 1000mg brownies. Nasty tasting but potent af. Gave one to my friend’s brother who loves edibles, thinking he knows his dose, and he sent himself to the ER. ‘Doc I’m too high!’ 🤣
Baked_Blondie420@reddit
I think you're getting them confused with Korova- https://www.korova-unrivaled.com/black-bar. They were the ones that made the super strong brownies but Kiva's 180mg bars back in the day were the best! 🙌
Nodudehere@reddit
Yes! Thank you for the correction. Kiva DID make tasty bars! And their chocolate covered espresso beans were amazing!
LunaVenus88k@reddit
You Are a Fucking Legend my friend!
rpmuk@reddit
Bon appetite 😁
ndntko@reddit
Give this man his car keys
pedanticlawyer@reddit
I had a 10/10 seltzer the other day and it sent me to the fucking moon. Respect.
EyeBeeStone@reddit
Why did you put cake frosting on a burger tho?
Naive-Government-465@reddit
See you in 2030
loxteNN@reddit
🥀🥀🥀
kocabb@reddit
2 days later, you still feeling it? lol
Significant-Elk2520@reddit
iknowbradly@reddit
I made thc butter out of 2 ounces of primo bud! I took me all night to make it! It was wonderful I put the butter on some cinnamon raisin bread! When I woke up the next day! I discovered that my maid thru out the big ass pan full of thc butter! Ugh!!! She thought it was chicken fat! Ugh!!! +_+
Sensitive_Leader_312@reddit
Respectfully, who hurt you? When hurt you? Why hurt you? Where hurt you? Were hurt you? How hurt you?
Point them out
pdog901@reddit
What is "this"?
jsilva5avilsj@reddit
As long as this isn’t your first buttery rodeo, you’ll be cool. (nor your 2nd buttery rodeo, nor should this be your 3rd buttery rodeo, mmmm no, nor your 4th buttery rodeo) And you’ll be cool.
Ok-Interaction324@reddit
Accidentally did 2500mgs one Christmas Eve…. You will be fine! Just remember what they said in a hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. “Don’t panic!”
haii4@reddit
Mmmmm canna
Everything_Is_Fine_3@reddit
Rookie numbers.
IrisSmartAss@reddit
Looks like you were toking when you made it.
BlackLeykis@reddit
realVelocont@reddit
Cannabis butter?
Pale-Victory777@reddit
Okay but can you drop the recipe for the butter 😂
shirokenkami@reddit
huntokee@reddit
Lay back and enjoy the most creative shit you’re ever going to think about
katpoke@reddit
That would send me straight up then spiraling down holding the toilet all night and vomiting at some point haaha.
i-was-nonose040@reddit
Double it
CalligrapherOne5514@reddit
300 mg lightweight
USRaven@reddit
Ernija@reddit
I dont know whats your limit but let me tell you my story from last summer. Me and 9 other friends went to the beach for vacation and booked big airbnb house, we did all the classics beach,sea,volleyball,sandfootball etc... Half of our group are smokers and one guy brought like 50g of some medicine shiet and one of the friends wanted to make brownies for everyone since half of us dont smoke. So he made brownies with like 10g of that, first 30 minutes were fun but after that its like something i never expirienced before i felt very sick and i preyed to god for like 1 hour all whilst puking everything i had in me, even after i emptied myself i still wanted to puke even though there were nothing to puke.. i fell asleep after 2,3 hours and i was fucked up next day aswell. Never again 🤣
Vegetable-Stretch-98@reddit
Let me tell you about the time I was half in the bag and accidentally greened out. It was during Covid, we were allowed to have one set of people in our bubble. So we went over to our friends house for supper. We were enjoying whisky. The friend's brother had CBD oil. Now, I had tried the stuff without THC. I've smoked a joint once or twice. No reaction.
In my infinite wisdom, I took the bottle home and had took three or four drops. After an hour or so, my smart self declared nothing was happening and proceeded to take another six. We went to bed, I was fine. I woke up an hour or so later, my heart absolutely racing and I was convinced I was having a heart attack and was dying. We called 911. Everything checked out OK. I ended up back there three times. Last time, I could see faces in the ceiling and I could make them melt. I'm sure the ER staff was cracking up at me stoned out of my trees.
TLDR: Accidentally greened out, was high and paranoid for three days when all I needed was food and sleep. This ended up triggering anxiety and I spent from May til November convinced I was going to die in my sleep. I'm not on meds for it.
Krypt0night@reddit
That doesn't even make sense. An edible shouldn't hit you that quickly unless you mean the first half hour was fun once it hit. And it definitely shouldn't make you throw up unless your friend absolutely lied to you about what was in it or the other friend didn't wash their hands or some shit and you got some sort of food poisoning.
Crimson_Boomerang@reddit
Peoples bodies respond differently to cannabis. Some people literally have psychotic breaks on it, and then smokers will gaslight them about how "That was totally laced". Nah, cannabis isn't universally good.
Humburgbean@reddit
Yup I have a friend who can't smoke otherwise he will have a psychotic episode. Last time everyone smoked we had to call an ambulance because he was freaking out on the floor and screaming.
sickerthingss@reddit
I had 1/4 of a random edible a couple years ago on vacation too.. i proceeded to get VERY sick, and then saw and tunneling in the night sky for like 2 hours (it was almost psychedelic??), all while my gf (also high af) was doing her best to coach me through it whilst speaking philosophically for some reason 🤣eventually slept it off after refusing to go inside for awhile because i didnt want to throw up in the cottage 😭 Everyone else was fine just had the munchies. 😑 I was so lethargic for the next 2 days until the trip was over
IveChangedDontBanMe@reddit
Did y’all just put raw weed in your brownies? I’m pretty sure it has to undergo some sort of process before it could be used in edible. Correct me if I’m wrong.
brookuslicious@reddit
The same thing happened to me after having only half of a homemade edible. I threw up like 3 times and was fucked up the whole next day too.
Maximilian_Blaubaer@reddit
Same here~~~
DemonicHowler@reddit
Wuff, sounds like you both greened out. My mum had the same experience when some dickhead at a party slipped her a cookie while she was already tipsy. Never had cannabis in her life and was in her 40s. Spent the next 2 days feeling like she had morning sickness from hell. Now can't touch even CBD products due to the trace THC in them; she developed Cannabis Hyperemesis Syndrome from that first green out and her body reacts like it's poison now. Really wish folks were more careful with incredibly high potency products because you can genuinely destroy your endocannabinoid systems healthy reactivity lol.
brookuslicious@reddit
I blame mine on being young and stupid. My boyfriend at the time gave it to me and I had no experience with weed at all and there was zero guidance from him. I don’t have any lingering issues now, thank god.
Ernija@reddit
Yeah it really messed me up, other friend had 2 slices and it didnt do anything to him(he smokes the most), i never wanna touch it again. Had same thing happen with red wine absolutly destroyed myself, puked same as with weed but i dont remeber it being as bad as with weed. Anyway 8 years wine free and 1 year weed free 😭
Ernija@reddit
I was not prepared for that, movies lied to us!
GaymerGuy47@reddit
lmao
ParachutingPiglets@reddit
You won’t die but you will feel like you are
KungLao95@reddit
Fast tracking a psychosis there? Lol
butlerkennedy@reddit
Lol
Royal_Ant1402@reddit
Commenting to come back to hear the experience
SnooPuppers5489@reddit
I’m concerned about the amount of sugar
omega_red24@reddit
omega_red24@reddit
Smoked_Carp@reddit
aeninimbuoye13@reddit
Time travel cake
psilocybinconsumer@reddit
That tells me nothing about how much thc is in it.
pocahontasmcglinchey@reddit
deadlock143@reddit
Next station : Random Tame Impala Music Video
Jumpy-Trainer1695@reddit
24 hour checkup. How you holding up buddy?
SLUSHBOI69@reddit
I heard that thc evaporates out when cooked so how did this work?
HUSK1o1@reddit
Rookie numbers
jimmyjong2000@reddit
Pasta la vista baby.
Nivix92@reddit
You come back down yet OP?
Luka_Dunks_on_Bums@reddit
OP saw the universe
Guilty_Sentence_5616@reddit
You should do this and play dat game, look outside.
Morrowindlover@reddit
is that a lot
Fabulous-Today9969@reddit
3g canabis butter or cannabis butter with 300mg xD
O_o-buba-o_O@reddit
Here I thought I was on the moon when I took 10mg cause I normally did 5mg 🤣🤣🤣
vtv43ketz@reddit
Godspeed op
Pediculushumanus@reddit
Almost at splash down now.
Azsunyx@reddit
Man, 5mg and my eyelids get uncomfortable, I can't imagine this much in one go
...but I'm an easy bake
LasagnahogXRP@reddit
Yo rainbow chip frosting is the meaning of life
Gnarwhals86@reddit
Been 22 hours. How’s OP? Are they back yet?
LookDense9342@reddit
that’s crazy but i was eating that icing earlier with pretzels
Oyrpkitty@reddit
Put the rest of the cake away before you go at it
thisisntweedisit@reddit
I wish edibles worked for me, me and a friend spit a jar of 600mg honey from the dispensary. I felt a slight headchange, while his eyes were bloodshot and he was begging me to call 911
pizz901@reddit
r/stonerfood
Fractal_Coffee@reddit
🥦DONT LET ME LEAVE MURPH 🥦
MetalFlat4032@reddit
How does this dosage compare to gummies you buy that have 300 mg ?
AntelopeEmotional767@reddit
Idk why but "goodbye everyone" is sending me
lamest-liz@reddit
Being high feels awful to me, I don’t know if it’s because I have adhd but it always feels like I’m in a nightmare realm I can’t escape and I feel like I’m going to die
Ocean-of-Mirrors@reddit
Ah man that looks delicious. Hope you had a good high! :)
deepstaterising@reddit
Godspeed
_Googie_@reddit
I would have to go to the hospital on 300mgs omg😭😭😭 5 is enough for me lmao
HumanCat_8@reddit
That actually looks amazing lol! I want cake really bad right now and I want to know where you got the icing?! They don't sell funfetti icing like that no more!! It's the best!! Oh have a nice trip. Answer back whenever you can thanks
MisterVictor13@reddit
tencrazygear@reddit
See you Space Cowboy...
Jlx_27@reddit
r/hewillbebaked but for real.
ItzBreezeyBaby@reddit
Good bye kind sir☹️ you will be remembered
Helpful_Location7540@reddit
We used to have 1000mg cookies available to us some people would split it or some would just eat it all for themselves and we’d see them in a couple of days.
Miserable_Farm4964@reddit
0,3 grams?
🪶
jsquy101@reddit
I’d sleep for 30 hours straight 😂
KixStar@reddit
I take 5mg and I'm gone for the night. I fear 300 would put me in a coma
CjBurden@reddit
I take a micro dose and it knocks me out. Literally about 100th of this. I would just crawl into a coffin after eating this since I was going to just sleep for the rest of my life anyway.
mandiijayy@reddit
I remember my friend had nerd ropes that were 500mg. She failed to tell me that and handed me half… so naturally I ate the whole thing.
When I say I was terrified to drive home… I mean I white knuckled the whole way and still to this day have no idea if I ran a red light or something lol
Completely couch locked for like 12 hours.
ecstacyofdecay@reddit
I think I would die if I ate that
sysaphiswaits@reddit
Good luck! 🫡
Kjb72@reddit
Have a nice trip, enjoy the stars.
Acceptable-Money-796@reddit
Good for you.. enjoy
frednekk@reddit
Separate-Fly5165@reddit
Fly me to the moon 🌙.
nosh_scrumble@reddit
Ridiculon - So High
wizchrills@reddit
To the moon!
LynnLikesDND@reddit
See you next week 🫡
Oramac_K@reddit
I'm a tiny person, and I once tried a 300 mg edible. I basically felt like I was melting into my couch, and becoming one with it.
Have fun! 😉
DaprasDaMonk@reddit
Damn that's a lot of mg lol
drsquirrelphd@reddit
218_TheWeedzard_218@reddit
Have anyone ever had weird dreams when high or high and drunk?
218_TheWeedzard_218@reddit
SithisDreadLord420@reddit
Night night
VeeVeeDiaboli@reddit
Have fun with that….
Magikrat@reddit
Don’t you just fall asleep?
Desperate-Cow8766@reddit
It's been 17 hours. Is OP okay?
FuriousFireyFeline@reddit (OP)
One thing though, and I haven't experienced this before with a strong edible...for like an hour after I ate it, I could not stop hiccuping...I couldn't get rid of them, they were the worst hiccups I've ever had
Crafty_Warthog2098@reddit
Checking in to see if you’re alive
oli_ramsay@reddit
RIP in peace
CuffladSr@reddit
RIP in peaceful rest.
budnabudnabudna@reddit
RIP IPR
anxiousbunbun@reddit
I support your frosting of choice. Have a nice nap.
southerndrunk@reddit
Its only been 17 hours. Good luck space traveler!!
freisbill@reddit
Dude, you might be in for a bad time....too much thc and your brain gets fried and you go through some shit...
imakeboyscry47@reddit
My sister makes that kind of butter. See ya!
OldDirtyBarrios@reddit
Post is around 16 hours old. Homies still flyin high I bet
FuriousFireyFeline@reddit (OP)
I'm honestly still feeling it, I've been incredibly out of it today lol
NFresh6@reddit
I get crazy high from 20mg. I can’t even imagine this lol
Jolly-Secret-574@reddit
im not even in this sub why tf did i get a notification from here 😭
Wasabi8486@reddit
😆🤣😂😂😆
Phoenixpizzaiolo21@reddit
Apopholyptic@reddit
That’s all? I’ll take 4
BDSMChef_RP@reddit
That'll barely get you astral project, we need full 1000mg. Commune with the Lizard King
Whatisredditeven2215@reddit
That's it. 300mg isn't nearly enough you need about 200 more and then maybe ill feel something.
AlexandriaLitehouse@reddit
thirtysev@reddit
This makes me sad bc this wouldnt do anything for me 😩
pmoity@reddit
That looks and sounds delicious
Substantial-Law7197@reddit
Enjoy!!!😎
IdentityCrisis87@reddit
How was the trip? Did you talk to god or the ancestors?
BeatMakertycoon@reddit
Hey save me a slice I like butter weed too
dietcokeeee@reddit
Spiritual-Cow4200@reddit
molotovzav@reddit
Unfortunately due to a gene I have, all that would do is make me tired. I can't get high off edibles. It's kind of a bummer so godspeed and thank God you don't have that gene.
Tbaby25@reddit
Goodnight 🌙
Lau190504@reddit
How did it taste, I did Oreo brownies with my canna butter and it taste really strong
TenTopGolfer@reddit
In another life would down 3 of the "500mg" Nerds Ropes every Saturday. Fun times
Dry-Relationship4969@reddit
I ate a whole 500mg gummy once, if you feel like your head is under water and you're sleepy don't fight the nap that's coming. You'll feel better when you wake up
2kewl4scool@reddit
Hey, it’s been a while now, don’t forget to drink water 😉
high_3D_printer@reddit
You made it yourself? Share the recipe
Mysterious-Egg-624@reddit
Please mail me some next time
Mysterious-Egg-624@reddit
Also what type of cake and frosting is that
Sue_Law_1984@reddit
Rainbow chip!? I thought they quit selling that amazing shit.
DaveG_@reddit
Hope it was a good sleep bud. That cake looked delicious
1ove1985@reddit
How's it going, OP? Hahah
No_Development5871@reddit
Weed people when they call it cannabis
iH8MotherTeresa@reddit
That's a lot a lot, right? Like, for the average Joe.
Fragrant_Grand_7036@reddit
Hit us back when you return from the moon! 👊🤣
HangDownStanky@reddit
Best_Banana_63@reddit
Enjoy the trip.
VirusNo3275@reddit
What a hell of a way to go 🚶♂️ rest in peace mate 🙏
Jsec42@reddit
Tasty!
suspicious_hyperlink@reddit
Artemis 3
Active-Development62@reddit
Looks like the weeeeeeed can get no bettterrrr, no better babe. Except what happens and how does it feel when you got no food? Do you just thug it out bc it's guaranteed to get the job done?
Active-Development62@reddit
the weeeeeeed can get no bettterrrr Except how does it feel when you got no food Just thug it out and it's guaranteed to get the job done
robbiereallyrotten@reddit
Fairwell, space cadet. Safe travels.
KinkyMemeKing@reddit
Sounds like a wonderful night of playing video games and then zoning out.
TheGolfingBeekeeper@reddit
Have a safe flight!l✈️ Remember to get yourself a water before you get immobile. Have a blast 🚀
MajorD-Daddy629@reddit
Could of don't a better bake but good look brave soul hopefully you get more baked then this 🍰
Leaf-Stars@reddit
Best food coma ever
misfitofscience76@reddit
You are freaking out, man
Thor5787@reddit
So how was the high? If you're still high I hope you're enjoying it lmao
Spiritual-Row-222@reddit
Delicious 😋 and thats a nice high
marlee_dood@reddit
See you in the clouds 🫡
LilyGaming@reddit
Brother uhhh what is that. Also yeah I don’t know if you can overdose 🍃 but this is a way to find out lol
SirLesbian@reddit
14h later I'm sure OP is still hibernating.
-MPayton-@reddit
I need a tolerance break 😭
TheStonedBro@reddit
Sailing away beyond the reach of everyone
mikeg4015@reddit
🤣
SoundsGudToMe@reddit
Hey chief how you doin?
FuriousFireyFeline@reddit (OP)
I'm very slow moving today 🤣
FunchiBoi@reddit
Ahh just do acid at that point
sourapple143@reddit
Dude thinks drugs are cool.
Get a life.
trippytrev420@reddit
i love this for you
bionicbrady@reddit
Your gonna be stuck on the floor for a while.
Budget_Taro5127@reddit
🤣🤣
IRISHstarlite1984@reddit
🤤
Lord_Ner0n@reddit
Going STRAIGHT to the astral realm with this one
vazyarmour@reddit
How are you now
Gfabcss@reddit
I puked six times on a plane from an experience like this! Lol. I kept asking free snacks! Anything to stay grounded!
Deep__Deep@reddit
Sleep well bro!!!
mattiwha@reddit
More like goodnight
HatCoffee@reddit
Have fun and be safe, lol
Reptilian-Retard@reddit
Sounds like a Joey Diaz breakfast.
TransportationOk9454@reddit
I want some
StlKai@reddit
That little ass amount
DarkWater693@reddit
"Give me a half hour before we leave so I can shit the alcohol out"
catlovingtwink99@reddit
I wouldn’t call this shitty. It actually looks good and can get you high? I’m inn!! Just a bite or 2
Shytownmofo@reddit
I'll just leave this here, youre gonna need it...
https://youtu.be/_mUvG6x53VM?si=MazO2X9KecwMeijN
MegLaurelwood@reddit
You’re gonna be mowing the carpet and vacuuming the roof. Good luck BUDdy. ✌🏻
OreoSpeedwaggon@reddit
anotherhorny2@reddit
We’ll see you when you come back from Jupiter, take care and safe travels
Complete_Pianist_828@reddit
300 is weak. I once took 1,000 and then took a nap before they hit lmao
Unique-Phrase-859@reddit
Please make sure you post an update when you get back. Happy travels!
Historical-Till-9725@reddit
holy shit are you still with us?
PBandJellyfish77@reddit
Hey random question: if I made a mason jar of butter, how long will it last in the fridge? And can I freeze it?
EasyRepresentative82@reddit
“I don’t know what planet I’m on”
Illustrious-Fan-4887@reddit
My brother gave me a 100mg Kiva Chocolate bar for a migraine one time. I was feeling fine at first, like hey my migraine is gone, yay; But then I got TOO HIGH. Like, at ZERO TOLERANCE this asshole turned me into an astronaut. I was convinced I had to breathe Manually, and was crying that I couldn't fall asleep or I'd die. I was also very nauseated, but couldn't vomit, I think I forgot how. Eventually, I fell asleep.
LayceLSV@reddit
The last time I ate a homemade edible I listened to All of the Lights by Kanye West and started laughing maniacally because I thought Rihanna was singing about all the lights I had on in my apartment. Then after probably a good 2 straight minutes of laughing I started sobbing uncontrollably out of nowhere and did that for another couple minutes, and then became self aware of what had just happened and started cackling with laughter again. It was probably a good 10 minute long rollercoaster of laughing and crying, and after it was over I was so emotionally drained I just passed out. 10/10 would do again
BossDonBigga@reddit
I WANNA TALK TO SAMPSON!
KingXomebis@reddit
I once ate a 500mg gummy when I was like, 12 (I was curious, it was my parent's), and I threw half of it up and was still asleep for three days straight. When I woke up to try and puke, I was hallucinating like CRAZY. Not to try and scare anyone though, I just got the notification and it reminded me of it lol 😁 Probably a lot different with full grown adults and less cannabis. I hope you enjoy your trip!
Tenacious_Zoanthid@reddit
empty_words0@reddit
Why though?
laurenh8tsyou@reddit
Why ask "why though?" when we can ask "why not?"
1tiredman@reddit
Because marijuana enduces a panic state in me
CinnamonDaFox@reddit
Then don’t do it
mewmeulin@reddit
some people metabolize edibles differently and it takes a ridiculous amount to actually feel more than a very slight buzz. in my case, 25mg is just an anti-anxiety medication without any tangible high, so 300mg would actually have me feeling a bit buzzed. but i'm also someone who can eat an entire gram's worth of edibles and be fine (even if i'm zooted), so i'm very much NOT the average edible enjoyer.
Real-Frosting2618@reddit
Because they can, and because you can't overdose so why the fuck not.
Rich-Mark-4126@reddit
Because it probably won't even be fun
anfisas-redbag@reddit
Depends on the person. 300 mg is a normal dose for me 🤷♀️
Weasleylittleshit@reddit
Science isn’t about WHY. It’s about WHY NOT. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won’t hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired.
WindowsXP_SP1@reddit
Not you test subject, you will be fine.
TigerPrincess11@reddit
Good god, that looks so good!
Schwhitey@reddit
Dude good luck, with all the oils that go in these cakes that THC activates especially strong
Sufficient-Beyond-61@reddit
This-Advertising500@reddit
Well its been 13hs how's it been
Stephanie_666@reddit
I gave away 1oz of weed 😭😭😭😭 cause I was crossing the border lol and forgot to leave it
Tenacious_Zoanthid@reddit
🫡🫡🫡
Apprehensive-Let759@reddit
vault-techno@reddit
OkCarpet3273@reddit
Kooky-Dig826@reddit
update? r u okay?
IveChangedDontBanMe@reddit
Is that 300mg of weed, or 300mg of butter? I know you said butter, but maybe you meant the other. If butter, how many mg of the zaza?
MineAllMineNow@reddit
Check ignition and may God's love be with you
gospdrcr000@reddit
WhatisreadditHuh@reddit
Please report back and let me know how your journey to the astral plane goes. 👋
Benjamin_Doverson420@reddit
Well, even as a trained and experienced astronaut, and especially if you got the extraction process right with converting more thcb into cbn for faster more efficient effects, I'm going to assume you're going to have one hell of an expedition. Best of luck with your jaunt, make sure to send a postcard back when you finally land.
anotterbytrade@reddit
Oh ok
Culcksy@reddit
not related but me and my gf made edible brownies 600mg but i couldn’t really feel anything then the next time i took 2 at once and still barley felt anything except maybe sleepiness but that’s questionable because im always sleepy regardless lol. edibles used to effect me when i was a kid but this genuinely doesn’t do anything and its kinda sad that it feels like a waste everytime i eat one. any advice
mikee869@reddit
Its a lot but manageable ...depends on how it Onsets w you. Ive taken 250mg of rocket gummies n was OK. High af but ok...
Practical_Chef_7897@reddit
Did you eat it yet?
dirkdigler551988@reddit
1😊
Tiger-ll@reddit
Goodbye major tom 😭
tunalic2@reddit
I like mixing my Budder into cookie dough. I portion out the cookies and freeze them. Then when I want one I just cook it alone, or cook a few and share them with friends.
ExistanceIsConfusion@reddit
Please share of your adventures upon your return. Have fun!
penguins_hav_horns@reddit
Only 300mg I take 600mg in gummies a night. (Sometimes 200mg during the day) You will be good. 🤣
Wilrik@reddit
So 0,3gr? 👀
Unable_Speaker5318@reddit
EBMusic099@reddit
Rip dumdum
CRK_76@reddit
Hold onto the floor and don't let go.
ChallengeLatter5044@reddit
Ma scusatemi, io quando facevo la space cake usavo solo burro di cannabis. È la concentrazione di THC nel burro che fa la differenza. Io infondevo olio di Maria nel burro non erba, così calcolavo meglio la concentrazione.
slooaner@reddit
Ez $
BloodElf_DeathKnight@reddit
Goodbye cruel world
Medical-Question-116@reddit
Don’t forget to hold on to the grass
Adorable-Worry-7888@reddit
Hope it’s a shitty high.
Appropriate_Age_1268@reddit
All aboard the panic attack express! CHOO CHOOO
BlackH3arted13@reddit
That’s a good start now if you have a couple 100mg cookies to follow it up with I’ll take 3
james-dean-daydream@reddit
OP??? OP are you still there???
Curious-Blacksmith67@reddit
Independent-Heat2075@reddit
Oh that’s nothin- I forgot that a loaf of zucchini bread I made had 1000mg in it. My partner at the time came home from work to see me eating the very last slice.. without thinking of the consequences. Safe to say I had my weighted blanket and stardew valley until I felt human again 😅😂😂
Asunshine90@reddit
🤣🤣🤣
teh_dizzle5413@reddit
Red XIII - I CAN SMELL THE COSMOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!
MrMikeMick@reddit
Damn that sounds good on some carrot cake.
GalaktikThunderHorse@reddit
Umm congratulations. Who cares?
Alyycakes@reddit
You do?
Master-Strain4268@reddit
Are you forgetting the point of the sub?
MoodyDreams999@reddit
God speed you black emperor
Repulsive-Coconut609@reddit
samsung18745@reddit
So uhh OP are you alive
kimchijihye@reddit
🫡
Luca_Brasi_II@reddit
Alright take a few ratchet straps and strap yourself to the couch, bed, or floor and then hold on for dear life.
TheJiggliestPug@reddit
I guess I didn't realize how bad my tolerance is when something like this would get me barely buzzed up.
chabrown86@reddit
To infinity and beyond
Lucky-Ad4443@reddit
I think i would just fall asleep? Im not sure why but I cant find any that doesnt just knock me out☹️ That looks danger😂 Was it tasty???
Alalanais@reddit
Paper plate and plastic spoon
gishnon@reddit
You will be one with the couch.
missmeow555@reddit
11 hours later… probably still geeked
Resplendent_aptitude@reddit
Torture device, apparently
Lukanian7@reddit
Do not go gentle into that good night
PersephoneAutumnborn@reddit
Holy twice baked cake.
Designer_Ferret4090@reddit
sterling_mallory@reddit
After not smoking weed for many years I tried again a few years ago. Went ok at first, then one night after half of a 10 MG gummy I had a fucking crisis. I don't know how you people do it.
NomadicBean@reddit
putyourpawsup980@reddit
Is OP still with us
Excellent-Athlete670@reddit
Have a nice nap
CinemaDork@reddit
I know I'm no hardened stoner but oof, more than 40mg and things get wild for me. I can't even imagine.
sjm294@reddit
I’m at 10mg 😂
CinemaDork@reddit
10mg is my normal dose, haha but I'm still functional at that level. By 40 you're gonna get maybe 50% involvement from me because I'm just too spaced out 😵💫
little_bird_vagabond@reddit
I made pancakes with 500 mg cannabis caramel sauce once, everyone took a great nap. Have fun!
kellermeyer@reddit
You’ll be fine. It’s fucking THC, not LSD.
robaroo@reddit
RIP
ideapit@reddit
Update required.
It's been 10 hours. Have you landed?
R0b6666@reddit
So long partner. Text me when you make it home!
platinumjudge@reddit
I took 200mg and didn't feel so much as a breeze. Perhaps 300 would do the trick!
No-Exam-8383@reddit
A nice little microdose today I see
Degenerate_Human6282@reddit
Hopital
ImaginaryExternal983@reddit
Have fun on your adventures!! Let us know what you foundddddd
Milky_Muu@reddit
Post is about 10hrs old for me. OP, did you see the face of God or naw?
Turbulent-Ad8291@reddit
IICr3aM3II@reddit
Anyway I can tell how much mg I have in my homemade edibles without any fancy equipment? Super curious cause my stuff is ridiculously potent. I also don’t live in a state with a dispensary so I’m getting random unknown bud unfortunately
GuestNo3886@reddit
he gone
Odd-Lime-2738@reddit
Flash yer bum at Voyager as you pass it. It’ll save NASA a mission to Uranus!
KhajiitPaw@reddit
As in star trek's Voyager, they'll be travelling 70,000 light years away 😂
Broad-Gold-4782@reddit
Straight outta Borderlands
canIgetuhmufuckinuh@reddit
Ngl this got me lol
UpdateInProgress@reddit
Let us know if you find alien life where you’re going.
Boa-in-a-bowl@reddit
Dependent_Pain1110@reddit
Can I have a bite
Striking_Annual6740@reddit
Damn, you’re not going to share some with the class?
TameTheMammoth@reddit
Strap in fo Astro Travellin’
Sammiskitkat@reddit
Hopeful_Business7582@reddit
That's light work
Plenty_Age797@reddit
Wait for meeee😭😭😭😭
Oh-Yah-You-Betcha@reddit
300 mg would give me insane vertigo and I have a tweaker’s tolerance!!
Dekutr33@reddit
Same. Im a rosin fiend and this shit would have me pale as a ghost, heart racing, feeling sick and anxious as hell
LeMatDamonCarbine@reddit
*Circle of Life blaring in the distance*
OnionTamer@reddit
Here lies OP's ego. It died shortly after they ate this.
No-Spell-2445@reddit
Can I have some😭🙏
Artistic-Use-2481@reddit
300, you'll be fine, closer to 1000 is when you need you get ready to be fucked up for 24 hours and barely be able to walk right 🤣 jokes just that's where I'm at 500 is just right for me. 300 is strong for most people!
enotsj84@reddit
The cake looks good but no cannabis for me
yeehawsoup@reddit
God, I wish that were me. Godspeed, brave weedstronaut.
reedzkee@reddit
in college my 3 buddies and I put a whole ounce in a batch of brownies
we cut the sheet in quarters so we each had a quarter oz
most of us hadn't even finished the brownie before having to put it down
Heavy-Ad-3944@reddit
TheGauchoAmigo84@reddit
Goodbye
Difficult_Price7132@reddit
Bye bye.! That’s around my dose as a daily smoker. Ppl are terrified when I tell them how much it takes for edibles to hit me
2Braincell2Furious@reddit
My liver hates me. 100 mg is a mild buzz. 300 mg is a good high. I would go broke and get diabetes buying and eating 15 gummies at a time to get stoned. I have to make edibles myself.
Difficult_Price7132@reddit
Exactly my thinking, idk why I’m getting downvoted lol
2Braincell2Furious@reddit
I could see how it’s hard to believe for people who get ripped on 10 mg. Biology do be biology doe.
Difficult_Price7132@reddit
Hahaha true, lightweights
KrayzieBone187@reddit
I can only have full spectrum ones. I had to stop smoking as it wasn't doing enough and switch to vaping live resin. The same guys with the carts do gummies from the whole plant. Man those things are great haha.
heartsholly@reddit
I went through a span where 400+ was my daily eddie dose. So happy to be back to like 20-60
EndGuy555@reddit
To the moon! And beyond!
Dangerous-Session-49@reddit
How little we knew ye. How little we cared
SailAwayMatey@reddit
Nice knowing you mate.
SoupySpuds@reddit
One time I got one of those syringes thats filled with concentrate, It had 1G of concentrated and i put the whole fucking thing on a edible and ate it.
I dont remember the next day and a half, My only memory of the next day is crawling down to dinner and telling my parents I didnt feel good amd then I crawled back upstairs lmao
Quit weed of all kinds for like a year after that, its like 10 years later and I'm finally getting to the point where I can do stuff with concentrates in it lol
Eye_yam_stew_ped@reddit
Had a 100mg drink and a cart to chill on while I watched daredevil last night. Happy belated 420 💪
noiness420@reddit
CreativeFraud@reddit
Tell us how it was on the moon!
Phoenix13kk@reddit
Hold on to the ground!!!
tinylion-2899@reddit
🚀
MrCabrera0695@reddit
It's been 7 hours, has the automatic breathing kicked back in? Are you in the back rooms?
EatShitLosers@reddit
Bon voyage
Easy_Growth_5533@reddit
Have your cake and bake you too
baddieideas@reddit
Jfc have fun i want some
ChefAsstastic@reddit
That's waaaaay too much for me. Someone has built up a huge tolerance.
queenlizbef@reddit
I’m fucked up from 15-20. Godspeed
PoopenFarticus@reddit
This used to be half my nightly snack
Glenbuxtonfan@reddit
I’m having flashbacks
Massive-Handz@reddit
Brizzle0212@reddit
socoamarettoliime@reddit
pinkneko279@reddit
Mmm this looks rad tho 😋
Fisherfolk100@reddit
What a way to go👍
DerHachi04@reddit
Update? Should defenitely be hitting by now
ricksure76@reddit
He ded
DonutWhole9717@reddit
hopital
ExtraText9052@reddit
That cannabis compound changes to shrooms when you do edibles that is why I like to smoke
EasternPalpitation60@reddit
Damn the difference in tolerances is wild lol, 300mg is just an appetizer for me
Practical_Art969@reddit
And I feel like 15 mg is too much sometimes.
GloveAble1736@reddit
Only 300 I eat 6000mg unless its distillate edibles thats 2000mgs for me
Fantastic_Trainer365@reddit
Ugh I want
ARNG131988@reddit
gracousmaracous@reddit
Have fun fellow stoner dude! Im here for the update and the shitty food porn you made while you were in the clouds 😂
KrangRangoon@reddit
Ah an old school Hollywood buffet!
Zerostar39@reddit
ScaryRoboman42069@reddit
ObliviouslyDrake67@reddit
Oh you that dude hanging around the clouds? Yeah 300 isjust an appetizer for me but then again my immune system wants me dead.
Fucker won't be winning anytime soon. I've got moonmen to troll.
cloverfrommandarin@reddit
Tolerance break?
ObliviouslyDrake67@reddit
Well considering that kidneys are technically related to the moon ( cyst eruptions tend to be violent ) My tolerance... Well technically can't get much higher. So while yes I can do t breaks for a bit to get that wooooahhh for a brief time again, it doesn't really matter because my ceiling will never be that tall again due to my toxic filter system having some.....issues
mewmeulin@reddit
🫡🫡🫡 edibles don't do shit for me in lower doses so this'd be right up my alley for a nice high, but i also know most people metabolize it differently and i'm an outlier who should not be counted when talking about edibles 😭
pyxlexia@reddit
we need an update when you’re back to earth
dzzi@reddit
Bro is about to be seeing dragons
freakmeout123@reddit
yummy cakeeee
magmes@reddit
Few_Plastic6610@reddit
Got some spare IQ points that you’re trying to get rid of? (Jokes, enjoy the ride)
EducationalGrump@reddit
I wish I could process edibles but I'm one of the people who lack the enzyme in my gut to do so. I have consumed 2000mg edibles on multiple occasions and felt nothing (this is not a flex, it is a sad.)
Lazysquared@reddit
This is my favorite frosting
skronk61@reddit
You’re gonna forget how your body works 😆
Daddysjuice@reddit
Fuck yeah, strap in and have fun!
Latter-Yesterday-825@reddit
See ya on the moon bud
Illustrious-Bake3878@reddit
Congratulations
Consistent-Menu-6629@reddit
Byeeee have fun
Lost_Historian2344@reddit
Enjoy 👋
LemurLand@reddit
Thats too much