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Anon reminisces with his parents

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Anon reminisces with his parents

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ReasonIntelligent980@reddit

Posted in another thread how we didn't ask to be born and are consistently punished by one another for it. Anin wished that things get better for me, a gentle kindness which means a lot. And then I read this greentext and have had similar experiences, and no, not only does it not get better, it gets worse, and when you begin to recognize the ways people torment you and are less ignorant to the ways people torment one another, it feels even worse than it ever did. I disowned most of my family. I have two people left, but they have 0 interest in my life, and I have 0 interest theirs. I support the group chat, but I no longer share what's going on in my life - always left on read, then someone changes the subject. At least they aren't antagonizing me and laughing at my pain like anon. Although I did know people like that once. It's mother's day, and my birther is out there somewhere, but that doesn't mean I have a mother. Nobody asks to be born, were poked and prodded and antagonized all our lives, finding solace in moments along the way, to recover just enough to handle another beating, and then we die.
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A__Whisper@reddit

Or just... don't care? "Oh anon do you remember that time when you were six and pissed yourself because X happened?" "haha yeah it was pretty funny!" That's literally all it takes
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Moon__Destroyer@reddit

I try to apply this logic to everything I can in life but idk the homeless people in my city get really angry when I tell them to buy a house if they don't have anywhere else to go. That's literally all it takes.
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A__Whisper@reddit

plebbitor try not to compare apples to a chimpanzee challenge (difficulty: impossible)
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Moon__Destroyer@reddit

Cave divers trying to escape 40 benadryls deep into nutty putty cave challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
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SoupaMayo@reddit

Well I guess normal people can't get over what they call *check notes* traumatic childhood experience, which is, by definition, too traumatic to "not care about"
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A__Whisper@reddit

Holy plebbitor lmao
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SoupaMayo@reddit

Holy normal people* , fify If you consider being a redditor a flex, I have bad news for you
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A__Whisper@reddit

Quite the opposite, reddit has fried your brain.
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SoupaMayo@reddit

Weird take but ok
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Judah_Earl@reddit

Sir, this is reddit.
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Vitality_VZ@reddit

Yes.
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breakfasteveryday@reddit

What was it anon
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bartholomewjohnson@reddit (OP)

Anons are sharing their stories in the thread https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/84397160
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LilXansStan@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/xoua8upo5kwg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=951be1d4989e3fef8c1eb9ac35102b6ce196bcc9
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Notmyaltaccount-@reddit

Nah this is a reference to another green or just AI
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Fire2xdxd@reddit

It's a repost of a much older greentext
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LilXansStan@reddit

Its almost an exact copy of an older green text. The only difference is that they are watching a fishing show when dad drops his one-liner in the original
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breakfasteveryday@reddit

lol this shit
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Sign_my_petition69@reddit

Holy shit that’s hilarious
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Amateurlapse@reddit

Remember when you posted on that board you like so much and everyone replied it was… what was it? Unrealistic and effeminate?
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Malvastor@reddit

Pretty sure this happens to literally everyone. Only revenge parents can get for 20 years of diapers and bad attitudes. 
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Your_Moms_Car@reddit

20 years? How long were you in diapers for?
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Orcasareglorious@reddit

Quite a while if this comment indicates his intellect and reason
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TheGoldenExperience_@reddit

yeah i don't get the reasoning here like oh, you gave birth and had to deal with a kid that has no idea what's going on and can't fend for themself and you want REVENGE??? for KNOWING what you got into???
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Fire2xdxd@reddit

You can really tell who in this comment section grew up with perfect parents.
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Malvastor@reddit

I don't get how people are taking that "revenge' quip seriously.
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Jonesy1348@reddit

Bruh
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Malvastor@reddit

?
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ProfessionalMcUseful@reddit

I made a terrible decision and it's YOUR fault
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Malvastor@reddit

I refuse to subject myself to the tyranny of the toilet.
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qwerty_9537@reddit

0-10 and 15-25
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Sec_Chief_Blanchard@reddit

They literally said 20 years idiot
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Zelcki@reddit

"20 years of diapers" *Processing img 8k2h5dj7niwg1...*
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Malvastor@reddit

Born to poop but they will never force me to wipe
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tayzzerlordling@reddit

its different if its a serious trauma trigger
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According_Try_9818@reddit

Doesn't have to be a trauma. Sometime I just don't like sharing unpleasant stories about me with new people or even alone. Always good to tell a story they dislike after theirs with a laugh. Bonus points if one certain story has the same counter story every time.
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cocainebrick3242@reddit

>Only revenge parents can get the humble belt would disagree with you there.
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t3kwytch3r@reddit

Yeah, how dare the child for forcing the parents to give birth to them!!!
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tayzzerlordling@reddit

i haven't talked to my parents in years last conversation i had with them pretty much told them 'see you at your funeral'
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Afraid_Mortgage6392@reddit

Lowk, this is so edgy that it wraps around to being tuff.
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nEwBiEKC@reddit

Respekt ++
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C00kie_Jar@reddit

Stealing that idea
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Mesarthim1349@reddit

Edgy
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Shamscam@reddit

Back in my late teens early 20’s I called my Mom two times after walking home from a party because I was feeling so lonely not meeting any woman, and feeling lost in life. A few years later we were sitting at dinner and she started laughing about it with her cousins. Felt really bad man.
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Boba0514@reddit

what an asshole
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Silirt@reddit

My mom wouldn't even wait long enough to fondly reminisce. Every time I did something embarrassing, her whole circle knew about it the same day.
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Mar3czek@reddit

What's up with moms doing this shit? I'm glad I got mine to sto pat some point.
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savefromnet@reddit

I had a friend in high schools who’s mom posted on her facebook that he had injured his testicles
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Silirt@reddit

Ladies used to be spanked in public for gossiping if not worse.
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TheCookieDealer@reddit

That would be considered positive enforcement, if anything
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evilandregarded@reddit

it turns out that sometimes things that happen in your formative years end up being formative. myself, i was shocked to learn it
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QuinnAvery89@reddit

Only everyone who has boomer parents has experienced this.
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pedrokdc@reddit

Anon plays with 🔥 Anon gets burnt.
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jwji@reddit

The "traumatic childhood experience" was being made to eat vegetables and fruits, I'd wager.
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Limp-Temperature1783@reddit

Anon has shit for parents.
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SpaceBug176@reddit

Anon is a dick (cuz his family is nuts).
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Krychle_Marek@reddit

We have this tradition in our country where our countries "santa claus" comes to your home with an angel and devils. This would be normal as I was sort of used to it by that age if it weren't for one of the devils lifting me up and smashing my head against a chandelier. I cried like a bitch and my mom got angry at me for some reason. Still makes me insanely angry whenever I remember that.
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ktsb@reddit

i was driving and had Spotify on and a song my mom liked came on and she said mockingly oh you do like this song. i couldn't help my self i said yeah i always have i just hated that it was 3am on a school night and you where literally passout drunk in the kitchen covered in piss. quite af ride after that 
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Zeema101@reddit

I didn’t enjoy school at all was very miserable and in a school photo i was visibly upset and frowning my parents use to wheel the photo out to show to people because its so funny I ended up throwing it in the garbage
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No-Section-4385@reddit

We all remember your at 16 bed wetting anon just get over it already.
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TildeGunderson@reddit

Ah ah ah - see, changing the subject is where you fucked up, Anon. That's where you got to unleash your unbridled sperg rage unto them and show them that how much it affected you and how you've grown into a better person and how you know that no matter how hard I studied, mom, I'd never have gotten Summa Cum Laude in high school! Oh, "but Tilde, your brother got it, and you're so much more gifted than he is!"? Well good fuckily doo for him, you rancid bitch! Go and complain about how I could've achieved so much more, I'll never feel bad for poisoning your muffins.
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hiddenbyrags98@reddit

Only once when Dad was drunk
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idontknowjuspickone@reddit

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