Why was Larry’s homework in the Dude’s car?

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howell_595@reddit

We know this is his fuckin homework ...where the fucking money you little brat!!

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No_Acadia3666@reddit

Larry stole the car man, but there was no money in the car because the briefcase The Big Lebowski gave to the dude was all, like, socks and stuff, man.

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Pupikal@reddit

He used it as a classroom and then moved on

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suckercuck@reddit

Did little Larry piss and/or shit in the Dude’s car???

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StickersBillStickers@reddit

No, Larry just stole it and joyrode it. The vagrants were the car pissers.

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suckercuck@reddit

I wish I knew for a fact but the little bastard is stonewalling

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Odd-Sea-3121@reddit

Vagrants arent the preferred nomenclature dude. Unhomed please.

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Renaldo_The_Loaf@reddit

Unhomed? They should be referred to as Resource Allocation Technicians!

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john-tockcoasten@reddit

I just want to understand this sir- everytime a vehicle's floorboards are micturated upon in this fair city, Larry has to to compensate the owner?

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MinusGovernment@reddit

Maybe he got scared when he accidentally lodged it against the abutment and couldn't hold it in.

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Momik@reddit

I can get you a classroom by 3 pm this afternoon. With nail polish.

These fucking amateurs!

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HistoricalMidnight8@reddit

They send us some homework and we’re supposed to shit ourselves with fear.

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mrfasthorse@reddit

Cuz Larry found a stranger in the alps

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JamesERussell@reddit

You know he had to have a DL to retrieve his car from the cops.

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TAGSlays@reddit

Look man, I don't know. I came in here to catch up on my timeline, have a white Russian and you are grilling me on some guys homework??

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Maduro25@reddit

People seriously don't understand that Larry stole the car?

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Temporary-Habit-2528@reddit

And we know that it was his homework.

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Maris-Otter@reddit

Given there was no money, what did happen to the case? Marcellus Wallace?

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Adventurous_Tower348@reddit

What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

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GonzoRouge@reddit

Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, at least it's an ethos

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ccccc4@reddit

Probably used it as a toilet and moved on

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tf2ftw@reddit

We know it’s his fuckin homework! Where’s the money you little brat?

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Momik@reddit

Where’s the fucking money you little brat?

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Odd-Adagio7080@reddit

Wrote the bulk of the series. Not exactly a lightweight.

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The_Dude_Abides908@reddit

Right lol. Then shaking his head after and saying “this is pointless.”

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msb06c@reddit

No, Walter, it did not look like Larry was about to crack! Yes, I’ll be at practice.

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truss@reddit

No, Walter, it did not look like Larry was about to crack.

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RedWolfMO@reddit

This little SOB should have won an Oscar for stonewalling Walter and the Dude. How this kid kept a straight face through all of that is insane to me

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RandolphCarter15@reddit

The face of my students when I ask them a question on the reading

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Adventurous_Tower348@reddit

before the movie came out, and then in 1998 you were . . .

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OregonResident@reddit

What did Larry do with the Big Lebowski’s ringer?

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SnakePlissken1980@reddit

Well apparently some homeless people were using it as a bathroom, perhaps they took it.

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kinkyslc1@reddit

Might have needed some new undies. The whites.

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ki1goretrout@reddit

lol. John Goodman is such a great actor.. him sticking his tongue out right after he says that might be my favorite part of the… what have you

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I too am confused that anyone could be confused by this. Larry, presumably with his no-good friends, took the car for a joyride, during which his homework fell out. Some bum found the car, slept and relieved himself in it. This part of the movie is not a very complicated case.

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kevrotti@reddit

But what happened to the Credence?

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okaycomputes@reddit

I wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape decks. Or the Creedence.

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James-Morrisson@reddit

As long as the Creedence wasn’t replaced with the Eagles… Dude hates the fuckin’ Eagles.

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Uptight_AI@reddit

We can close the case on the rug though.

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ThrowDeepALWAYS@reddit

I swear, that was the line that broke me. Well played.

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drakevigneuz@reddit

Creedence was still in the car

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KelVarnsen_2023@reddit

Larry appears to be a huge Creedence fan.

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blueindsm@reddit

Not a lot of ins and outs and what have yous.

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McChief45@reddit

Not a lot of ins or outs with this one

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Disimpaction@reddit

Was the joyride near the in and out? Or out by Treehorns place?

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snot3353@reddit

Give the police some time to nail this down, I hear they’re working in shifts

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Prudent_Mastodon8626@reddit

This IS a very complicated case, Jabalong. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. And, uh, a lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head.

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I-am-a-river@reddit

People were raised on Star Wars lore where even the fucking trash compactor monster has a fully written backstory.

Ergo, it can't be as simple as Larry stole the car, his homework was probably left there by his secret twin sister or some shit.

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ineptplumberr@reddit

Lotta ins , Lotta outs , Lotta what have yous

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EuphoricDimension628@reddit

They have us working in shifts to explain this simple fact to OP.

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trekologer@reddit

Separate incidents?

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elpayo@reddit

And the Dude's briefcase, with his... papers. Papers. Just papers. You know, his papers. Business papers.

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cleptilectic@reddit

Fucking amateurs

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dafuqishappening420@reddit

We're gonna cut yer fucking dick off, Larry.

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MilwaukeeMax@reddit

Possible joyride situation

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vanillaninja777@reddit

A lot of us Knudsen's think that the other Jeffrey Lebowski, the millionaire stole The Dudes car to get his ringer back. It doesn't make much sense that a single page of social studies homework was left in the vehicle, and at that time of night as well. We're not dealing with amateurs here.

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Grizz807@reddit

Little prick was stone-walling them

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MinusGovernment@reddit

He was about to crack

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dhlthecobra@reddit

That’s your perception

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KgMonstah@reddit

That’s interesting that’s fucking interesting man.

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marbotty@reddit

We fucking know he stole the fucking car, ask him about the money

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HistoricalMidnight8@reddit

Is this your homework Larry?

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jobin_pistol@reddit

Pilar?

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KarmaCommando_@reddit

... because Larry stole the car?

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dudebronahbrah@reddit

you know has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, uh, blaming Larry, you know, given the nature of all this new shit, you know, I-I-I-I... this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple... uh, you know?

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AZ-Sycamore@reddit

What in God’s holy name are you blathering about?

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ThrowDeepALWAYS@reddit

New shit has come to light, man!

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RedPhule@reddit

THE GOD-DAMNED CAR HAS CRASHED INTO THE ABUTMENT!!!!

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ElectricBuckeye@reddit

This is our concern, Dude.

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lucasjackson87@reddit

We got 5 agents working on the case. Got us working in shifts!!

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Sharp_Ad_9767@reddit

LEADS!!!

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ElectricBuckeye@reddit

Her life is in your hands, Dude. Her life is in your hands.

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Uptight_AI@reddit

She kidnapped herself.

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AZ-Sycamore@reddit

Aw man don’t say that man

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FUPA4ever@reddit

Shut the fuck up Donnie

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BayBreezy17@reddit

Leads!

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Express_Area_8359@reddit

What about the Creedence?

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design_is_for_lovers@reddit

Aw man, lodged where??

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President_ErectJoeyB@reddit

Ahhh man, lodged where?

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Initial_Ad_510@reddit

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dohboy420@reddit

…. LEADS! 😂😂😂

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tjmc1378@reddit

I'll tell you what I'm blathering about...

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sax6romeo@reddit

well, dude, we simply dont know

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DatBeardedguy82@reddit

God I love this sub 😂😂😂😂😂

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RebelCyclone@reddit

This scene is one of my all time favorites!

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brickjames561@reddit

Shut the fuck up donny.

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NOT-GR8-BOB@reddit

Allegedly. We don’t want to involve the police with the little gold bricker.

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roshanritter@reddit

Are you part of the team of detectives working on the case?

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Anotherscab@reddit

They got us workin in shifts!

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asomek@reddit

Sheefts

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Prudent_Mastodon8626@reddit

"LEADS" Hahahaha!

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Electriccheeze@reddit

Oh no, ma'am, we did not want to give the impression that we were police... exactly. We're hoping it won't be necessary to call the police, but that's up to little Larry here, isn't it?

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dutchwallpaper@reddit

You're obviously not a golfer

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joeykey@reddit

Maybe my most quoted line

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Cultural-Treacle-680@reddit

You’re Mr Lebowski

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p4terfamilias@reddit

Flunkin' social studies...

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Gimpy_Weasel@reddit

And a good day to you, sir!

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Dweebil@reddit

Yet his son is a fucking dunce

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PopeWishdiak@reddit

Bulk of the series, Dude.

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duh_nom_yar@reddit

He may have been trying to find a stranger in the Alps

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Twittenhouse@reddit

That little fucker is stonewalling them.

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Direct-Carry5458@reddit

new shit has come to light

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Dry_Description6498@reddit

....Leads?!

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Lastcaressmedown138@reddit

Her life was in your hands you bum

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Particular-Village91@reddit

They’re gonna killll that pooooor woman

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otterswhoknow@reddit

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imyourrealdad8@reddit

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rcbrowning78@reddit

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!!

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BravesMaedchen@reddit

Wrote the bulk of the series

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BravesMaedchen@reddit

Have you been listening to the Dude’s story?

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eviluncle@reddit

Little prick is stonewalling me

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Abject_Group_4868@reddit

The homework is a macguffin in a whole movie that has a pointless plot, a macguffin inside a macguffin.

The point of the movie is that it has no point, it's the experience and characters that count

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PabstBlueBourbon@reddit

Some vagrant probably used it as toilet paper.

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MadManMcMoon91@reddit

Because he met a stranger IN THE ALPS

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Bonerstubbone@reddit

Were you listening to the dudes story?

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Extra-Detective3336@reddit

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TylerDurdensApathy@reddit

Were you even listening to the dude’s story?

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Jazzlike-Lunch5390@reddit

Larry is the "homeless guy". Took the car for a joy ride and left it.

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brickmaj@reddit

You obviously checked with the boys down at the crime lab.

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iambarrelrider@reddit

Left it for Dirty Mike and the boys.

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allothernamestaken@reddit

Thanks for the F shack 👍

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LebowskiSupreme@reddit

They call it a “Soup Kitchen”

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ArchiStanton@reddit

He’s not the homeless guy. He stole the car and crashed it. After it was crashed a homeless person slept in it or used it as a toilet and moved on

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JimyFatBoy@reddit

Lodged it against an abutment.

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kinkyslc1@reddit

Oh, man! Lodged where?!!

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Adventurous_Tower348@reddit

Van Nuys

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kinkyslc1@reddit

Or maybe just used it as a toilet and moved on.

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allothernamestaken@reddit

Could have been worse. Could have turned into a soup kitchen.

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FredererPower@reddit

Thanks for the F Shack

Love, Dirty Mike and the Boys

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TaekDePlej@reddit

For two extremely respected, serious film directors to write the absurd dialogue of this scene into a movie… like where does that even come from? It’s a level of creativity I can’t even fathom.

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emeraldepiphone96@reddit

They were on a strict drug regimen to keep their minds…limber.

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Disimpaction@reddit

...occasional acid flashbacks

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Vic_Vega_MrB@reddit

Might have been funny if they had included a little brown stain on the homework..

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2wheelsThx@reddit

Aww, Jesus! What's that smell, man?!

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jeffrow63@reddit

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

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OlderWhiskey@reddit

Well dude, we just don’t know.

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StandardResist3487@reddit

That movie is a fucking mess

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Interesting-Jello546@reddit

Larry stole the car. But there was no money. They thought he took the money.

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wilk85@reddit

It's like Lenin said: you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh, you know... You know, you'll uh, uh—well, you know what I'm trying to say

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kenpocory@reddit

I am the walrus.

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PoolNoob69@reddit

probably a vagrant slept in the car... or maybe just used it as a toilet and moved on

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girthyclock@reddit

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dtuba555@reddit

WHO IS HE?

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Altruistic_Glove_602@reddit

Questions like these are what you get when you fuck a stranger in the ass

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Adventurous_Tower348@reddit

"I woulda fucked you in the ass on Saturday, I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead."

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ArchiStanton@reddit

Jesus

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dtuba555@reddit

That's right. Don't fuck with the Jesus.

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Adventurous_Tower348@reddit

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MinusGovernment@reddit

8 year olds Dude

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Upbeat-Historian-296@reddit

Also what happens when you take a stranger to the Alps.

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xczechr@reddit

*find a stranger in the Alps

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Upbeat-Historian-296@reddit

Well that too. ;)

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BeefwagonDiscs@reddit

I KILL YOUR FUCKING CAR

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MaskedDummy@reddit

Instructions unclear. Found a stranger in the Alps instead

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Dudenysius@reddit

I see what happens

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marbotty@reddit

This is what happens

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Adventurous_Tower348@reddit

questions like these, huh, Gary

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kinkyslc1@reddit

Were you listening to the Dude's story, u/DFWUnhinged ?

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DragoonJumper@reddit

I was bowling

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kinkyslc1@reddit

Then you have no frame of reference.

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Fragrant_Shine3111@reddit

He's like a kid wandering into the middle of a movie

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HeavyMetalRN1974@reddit

I am the walrus

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PaddyMcGeezus@reddit

OVER THE LINE!!!!

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so2017@reddit

You’re throwing rocks tonight.

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Uptight_AI@reddit

Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

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kinkyslc1@reddit

I am the walrus.

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AllThingsAreReady@reddit

u/DFWUnhinged, please

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MrAndyJay@reddit

You told Brandt on the phone, he told me, I know what happened. Yes? Yes!?

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Kitmason420@reddit

You’re killing your father Larry

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Krispykid54@reddit

Does he still write?

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DarkGooseGravy@reddit

We’re gonna cut your dick off

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blindrabbit01@reddit

The homework kidnapped itself, man!

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TheKeeperOfThe90s@reddit

The nihilists didn't steal the car, Larry did: separate incidents. He either didn't find the briefcase or found it and tossed it aside when he saw there was nothing valuable in it, and he's just a red herring as far as the bigger case goes (I'd probably classify him as an out, or maybe a what-have-you).

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Saddie_the_saddest7@reddit

Probably some vagrant found the homework in the garbage, used it as toilet paper and moved on

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SlowLearnr@reddit

He didn’t study enough for that Louisiana Purchase essay. Walter and the Dude’s theatrics aside, Little Larry was heading down a dark path, not enough guidance at home. Mom is a space cadette and dad’s chilling in an iron lung. LL never had a chance.

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Mysterious-Bid8994@reddit

The original detectives have since retired, but there are new detectives working on that exact question.

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Paterfamilias01@reddit

And they got em working in shifts.

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Mysterious-Bid8994@reddit

Down at the crime lab for sure

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Ponchoman455@reddit

Probably used it as a vagrance and moved on

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rayrod0717@reddit

God, OP, you’re like a child that wanders into a movie…

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drakevigneuz@reddit

Yea Larry just stole the car so he’s connected but doesn’t care. It’s actually amazing how stone cold chill little Larry is being. That fact threw me off for a while too, it makes you think he’s in on it somehow but now I just think he took the car for a joy ride, accidentally left the homework and maybe took the briefcase (which was filled with phone books)

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slayercdr@reddit

This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. And, uh, a lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head.

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Jazzlike-Lunch5390@reddit

Vagina.

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AerBud@reddit

Johnson

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shootXtoXthrill@reddit

Don’t be fatuous Jeffery

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SirBabiez@reddit

Just tattoo that on your forehead.

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kinkyslc1@reddit

Condolences!

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Away_Lake5946@reddit

The story is ludicrous.

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ryansholin@reddit

In the parlance of our times.

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SoonToBeBanned24@reddit

He fixes the cable?

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Palealedad@reddit

The bums lost!

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maxpowerjunior13@reddit

You mean Coitus?

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glutton_ascetic@reddit

It IS a zesty enterprise.

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Low_Character_8177@reddit

A 4/20 viewing in San Francisco. Maude took the tucking rug, man.

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JustTheBeerLight@reddit

New shit has come to light.

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onlyforobservation@reddit

That had not occurred to us, dude.

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blyzo@reddit

I'm about to start working 3rd shift on the case.

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BlueMageNeedsFood@reddit

A lot of interested parties

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Tacomaboatguy@reddit

Well Dude, we just don’t know.

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Mysterious-Bid8994@reddit

Your question is ludicrous

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Clear_Marsupial808@reddit

That creep can roll man…

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cHunterOTS@reddit

Didn’t fare too well in Logic class did you?

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NinjaCustodian@reddit

Well dude, we just don’t know. But, I figure the crumpled homework was casually tossed out of a window of a motor vehicle / school bus, that found its way into The Dude’s car via an open window.

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RollieDell@reddit

You think the carpet pissers did this?

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Kitmason420@reddit

All but one man died. There at Bitter Creek. And they say he ran away… Branded!

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DarkGooseGravy@reddit

You’re obviously not a golfer

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mrredditfan1@reddit

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

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nowaydudeman23@reddit

Da man is here.

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Bellatrix_Shimmers@reddit

Ya see, Larry, fucked with another man’s vehicle.

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kundersmack@reddit

Well dude, we just dont know.

Some say Larry stole the car.

I think the nihilists actually stole it from the bowling alley, might have even taken the briefcase with them, then dumped the car, which is when Larry found it, took it for a joy ride situation, got it lodged against an abutment, used it as a toilet, and moved on. Also forgot his homework in it.

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thefruitsofzellman@reddit

The real question is why did Larry leave the compromised second draft in there?

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Bubonic_Batt@reddit

And why did he lodge it in an abutment?

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NatroneMeansTesting@reddit

This is what happens when

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shaggy816@reddit

Probably a vagrant slept in the car. Or maybe just used it as a toilet and moved on.

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Aggressive_Diet2289@reddit

Larry treats objects like homework man

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ponyexpress68@reddit

I love how during that entire scene little Larry doesn’t say one word.

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Harley420000@reddit

Bulk of the series dude.

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aamabkra@reddit

And a good day to you sir!

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otherdave@reddit

What are you, a fucking Brother Seamus?

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johnnyfever1997@reddit

That homework really tied the room together.

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billyboogie@reddit

He stole the car as a rebellious act against his garbage grades. Stuffed the evidence in the seat.

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johnnywalkerblack81@reddit

“Incomplete sent sentence” “use a dictionary”

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Dick-in-a-fan@reddit

Jesus abducted Larry with the Dude’s car.

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phocuetu@reddit

The whole car thing is an unrelated side plot that they assume is related just because of the timing. Dude got his shitbox that probably didn’t lock stolen in California, not surprising. That’s why they had the detectives working in shifts in the case.

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DAMON5280@reddit

We don’t know, the little prick was stonewalling ‘em.

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Fit-System-2637@reddit

He wanted to know what it felt like to fuk a stranger in the ass?

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haikusbot@reddit

He wanted to know

What it felt like to fuk a

Stranger in the ass?

- Fit-System-2637

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Fit-System-2637@reddit

I don't understand. Sorry.

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crunchwrapesq@reddit

You have no frame of reference here. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie

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freethewookiees@reddit

Larry, Larry's Social Studies teacher, or a student aid for Larry's Social Studies teacher stole the car, took it on a joyride into a retaining wall, and lodged it against an abutment where a vagrant slept in it or maybe just used it as a toilet.

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Texas1971@reddit

That homework really Tied that room together

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MortgageJoey@reddit

It’s a true story about the Coen’s friend Peter Exline and his PI friend Lee Abernathy. They found a kids homework in Peter’s stolen car and confronted him with the homework sealed in a plastic bag like evidence.

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suhrshreddster@reddit

Wouldn’t hold out much hope for the tape deck, though….or the Creedence

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big-williestyle@reddit

Were you even listening to the Dude's story?

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CategoryCautious5981@reddit

Dude, please

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bwurtz94@reddit

The goddamn Germans have got nothing to do with it!

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BurntArnold@reddit

Because Larry fucked a stranger in the ass? Seriously tho Larry was not gonna break no matter what. Kid stayed solid lol

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Character-Head301@reddit

You’re killing your father Larry

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HeifTreez@reddit

I am the walrus…

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cabosmith@reddit

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No_Brain_5164@reddit

Pilar?

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Outrageous-Pirate891@reddit

I’ll give it to the boys down at the crime lab. We got em working in shifts.

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kinkyslc1@reddit

Leads!

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davenuk@reddit

LEADS!! HAHAHAHAAAAA

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JaxandMia@reddit

We know it’s his fucking homework. Where’s the money you little brat?

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khetti79@reddit

I like to think of an alternate timeline in which The Dude buys the former Sellers family car from a shady used-car lot. The look on Walter's face when they find Larry's years-old homework (with no date) stuffed in the seat, make the connection, and realize Dude has been driving Arthur Digby Sellers's car... Walter wants to meet Arthur Digby Sellers, so they decide to blame Larry for stealing the car, which they assume he did because he recognized the car and had some nostalgia for it since his dad can't drive anymore and he has memories of going on Sunday drives together -- at least this is the story they've prepared as they roll up to the Sellers household.

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Broad-Cartographer59@reddit

I am the walrus.

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Sweetiedoodles@reddit

I’ll just check with the boys working down at the crime lab. They’ve got four more detectives working on the case. They’ve got them working in shifts.

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BendAppropriate614@reddit

Larreeeee, da man is heeree!

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Dsquared4225@reddit

He lived near the In and Out Burger

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Gotts21@reddit

On Radford?

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Ohthatwackyjesus@reddit

those are good burgers

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Dsquared4225@reddit

STFU Donny

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Future_Corpse33@reddit

No, the In N Out’s on Camrose.

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Archie_Flowers@reddit

Well dude we just don’t know

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skooliekrindy@reddit

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR

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ConnieLingus34@reddit

Well we just don’t know, Dude

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wrapmaker@reddit

I'll check with the boys down at the crime lab, they've got four more detectives working on the case.

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Maris-Otter@reddit

Theory I heard was that Jesus grabbed Larry (and fucked him in the ass), which is why Larry was too traumatized to talk.

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ZeusBump@reddit

Were you listening to the Dude’s story?

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bijazthadwarf@reddit

You’re like a child who wanders in….

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fatman907@reddit

Not even a good quote of the 10th post before yours.

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SoonToBeBanned24@reddit

You are like a child, Donny. Just wandering into a conversation, with no frame of reference!

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InevitableQuit9@reddit

Little Larry and his friends stole the car. It came out of little Larry's school bag. Then when they were done with it they abandoned it.

There was no money because the Big Lebowski didn't put any money briefcase. Little Larry stole the car, but didn't steal the money, because like there was no money, man.

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