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Anon meets a German

Posted by SpecialistDatee@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 38 comments

Anon meets a German

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Alokir@reddit

> meet German

> greet him with "hey, how's it going"

> he starts telling me his life story

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DasToyfel@reddit

Why would you ask if you don't want to know?

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sweaty_pants_@reddit

The age old are you autistic or German question

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Jocta@reddit

the difference is the german is joking and the autistic is serious

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ghjuhzgt@reddit

*the German is joking, but still says it in a completely serious manner. In 4 months and 13 days they will use this specific encounter as a rebuttal to being asked why they never make jokes

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Nalmyth@reddit

Artistic? Oh no, not again

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Petermitnemmeter@reddit

Both but at least I'm efficient at it.

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Rick-burp-Sanchez@reddit

Does autism come from Germany?

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Dalek33andathird@reddit

Ja

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Reading_username@reddit

tell a brit "i'll see you later"

He asks what time, because he too was not raised with American slang and phrases and tends to have a more literal interpretation of what people say

nearby bobby strolls over and cites him for discussing time without a bong license

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darvinvolt@reddit

in russian, there is a word "пока" for when you part with someone, which translates to the english word "till" and is quite literally a shott version for "untill we meet again"

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Matt_2504@reddit

People are less literal in England. We often ask each other “are you alright” as a greeting, but expect something like “yeah are you?” Rather than an honest answer

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logaboga@reddit

This is in every English speaking as far as I’m aware

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TantricEmu@reddit

Pretty sure “como estas” is a standard greeting in Spanish speaking cultures as well.

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richardstan@reddit

the question to which no one cares about the answer.

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Finaldante@reddit

But why?

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Neither-Phone-7264@reddit

Later doesn't imply they know the exact time in either dialect of English though

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Spice002@reddit

To be fair, Japanese has a similar term. また明日 literally means "again tomorrow" and is a common parting phrase.

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Rohen420@reddit

repost subhuman

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nEwBiEKC@reddit

The karma induced dopamine is insane i swear

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JCampenish@reddit

couldn't even wait 5 days for the anniversary

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BBtheboy@reddit

A repost on my repost subreddit?

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maestrodelafruta@reddit

the peak of german comedy

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TrueGootsBerzook@reddit

Two hunters meet

Both die

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wsdpii@reddit

Both the what?

I'll see myself out

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Biggu5Dicku5@reddit

gif

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SpicyBarito@reddit

r/GermanHumor has some hilarious ones.

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Jack-of-Hearts-7@reddit

Got me.

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CarlosimoDangerosimo@reddit

>And then anon and the German had gay sex

>Fin

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stromyoloing@reddit

Say Nien

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sebastianinspace@reddit

the way you wrote this in german is pronounced “neen” and is not a word, doesn’t mean anything.

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levogira@reddit

Average autistic interaction

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WeirdInteriorGuy@reddit

I remember my indian friend mentioned some crazy coincidence once and I said "Hah, what timing!" and he thought I was asking for the literal time. Although to be fair I guess anyone could be a bit confused by that

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Remarkable_Log_5562@reddit

A german with cancer goes to the doctor, he dies before his first appointment in 6 months

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pekkaAlone@reddit

How did he diE?

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Ale4leo@reddit

Car accident

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Levin_1999@reddit

Got the same face reaction in an Italian hospital recently. A nurse told me to come back tomorrow morning and I asked what time? She didn’t have one.

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sicurri@reddit

"I'm serious, I wish to know when you wish to carry out this threat..." /s

I said "See you later" to a German friend on a game and his response was the same, when I laughed he responded with that above. Lol.