Am I a real trucker now?
Posted by chrisp_ape@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 86 comments
Posted by chrisp_ape@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 86 comments
Round-Guarantee4948@reddit
Joey Chestnut: "Amateur!!"
Different_Zone_8999@reddit
Where is the mayonnaise dipping sauce ?
Kenworthsteve@reddit
Dog food.
ApprehensiveMix2649@reddit
You must be on a diet, huh!?
chrisp_ape@reddit (OP)
Low carb
robexib@reddit
Only if you swallow them all, completely whole, wearing nothing but sandals, socks, and a catheter. Then you have to drive 18 hours straight, one for every wheel.
DathBlah@reddit
No need for a cath… the salt and nitrates will hold
DathBlah@reddit
Full-on Kobayashi
30packzach@reddit
You're gonna blow the doors off the shitter when that hits
FWD_to_twin_turbo@reddit
No condiments? No sides? No BEV?
You dont need validation, you need jail time.
CatFew9359@reddit
It’s been in you for ages my son
i-eat-coochie@reddit
Only it you stole them
BrupBurp@reddit
No, if you were you'd have three buns with three dogs on each bun, smothered in chili, nacho cheese, jalapenos, onions and a 96 oz. Diet Coke.
Opuswhite@reddit
Nice try let us know when you put truck stop chill and cheese one then we might consider it
rossco311@reddit
Too much bun
Vast-Yak-8713@reddit
But…why, tho? To cut carbs?
I_LAUGH_AT_TYRANNY@reddit
Sure
post_mah_bone@reddit
Gas station triple penetration...dog. Next time get a double cheeseburger and take the meat out to use as a bun instead
mdstratts@reddit
You like ‘em for the shape or the texture?
Dangerous_Most2327@reddit
Only once they inserted the Diddy way, then you're a real trucker!
hugothebear@reddit
Theres always going to be someone to gatekeep you.
Lets say… no sauerkraut?
TheRegistrant@reddit
He walked in the truck stop and asked for three weenies with no toppings , if I was the clerk I’d be a bit concerned
OneSkepticalOwl@reddit
I'm good at two things:
pulling dents.
spotting good blow jobs
Imaginativested@reddit
No, it was the other way around. OP was blowing the security guard.
MoetivatedIndividual@reddit
3 Glizzies, 1 bun 😳😳😳
Sharp_Requirement_50@reddit
No cup
yes-disappointment@reddit
heavy pause
NJNeal17@reddit
Where's your 64oz of fountain soda?
Exnoss69@reddit
Depends where you put those hot dogs
TotallyNotJoking101@reddit
3 franks in a bun DRY is straight terror
onedarkhorsee@reddit
Its a triple dog mate
TotallyNotJoking101@reddit
Clearly 3 schlongs done and dusted on the bun bro
Gilgamesh2000000@reddit
No bullshit facts
possibly_lost45@reddit
That's what she said
Desperate_Fee_808@reddit
🤣🤣🤣🤣
hekthemkids8645@reddit
Triple frot dog is insane
Normal-Pie7610@reddit
Damn girl. Just get a Bad Dragon toy.
Savings-Cabinet9897@reddit
A good ol gaping.
MarmotWorldOrder@reddit
His hole will be doing that right about now anyway.
Gilgamesh2000000@reddit
Did you pay for 1 and get 3?
driverman42@reddit
If you have to ask...then, no.
Old-Swimming2799@reddit
bun
Bud I'll be honest. If you're not gulping em down AT the roller like a snake eating an egg in one bite then you just aren't one of us
Preparation_Kindly@reddit
The glizzy assassin
Objective_Camp_3424@reddit
Without tons of ketchup and mayo it’s not working!
KnowledgeHonest9109@reddit
Who gives a shit? If you deliver on time and your dispatcher is happy with you and you don’t break the law, who gives a shit?
full98LionBRB@reddit
So you’re the reason there’s no Roller Dogs. Least we still got them Kitty Kitties
couchpatat0@reddit
Needs hot cheese
ScallyWag-Idiot@reddit
Depends. Did you eat them just for the shape? or was it the taste?
SchityCityGangBang@reddit
Real truckers done have time for social media.
Jesus_Is_My_Gardener@reddit
Just about how many hot dogs do you eat a day?
BigD93klover@reddit
Fucking loved it.
Lopsided-Bath-8404@reddit
Yes sir !
edsavage404@reddit
Not even mustard?
FlatbedtruckingCA@reddit
Just missing your flip flops and sweat pants..
EatLard@reddit
It’s a three dog night.
duhrun@reddit
Toilet blaster JoeBob.
Flextapingmadman@reddit
You have to eat them from the roller grill. That looks like a Walmart hot dog wrapper
Frequent-Piano6164@reddit
Depends, how many jogs of piss are in your truck?
HoodieGalore@reddit
Everything reminds me of her
yeah-no-yeah-no@reddit
I believe the only thing that determines if you’re a real trucker or not is if ya shit in your truck?!!
Slater_8868@reddit
Once you shove them up your butt, yes
Unhappy-Bag4525@reddit
What? 😂😂😂
possibly_lost45@reddit
Poopdog
Bulky_Computer_5304@reddit
Three pork pistols my guy?
possibly_lost45@reddit
All I know is if you drink a Monster with that it's going to clean your colon out real good
theboywthagreenscarf@reddit
Forgot the roller tacito.
DaphneBerryShake@reddit
Three home wreckers in a dry bun??
IM_DjShadow@reddit
glizzy gladiator
ChaceEdison@reddit
Real truckers would have a hotdog roller on the passenger seat
thatguywithatoaster@reddit
Triple barrel shaboingboing is insane work
Beneficial_Sock8219@reddit
😂😂😂You fully graduated
66Sushi@reddit
You just know his hands ain’t soft 💪
cozak_of_Caerbannog@reddit
Neither are his bowels
KroveLol@reddit
You got soft hands if you don't triple up your roller dogs
Vancitylala@reddit
No
ptk77@reddit
I thought only lot lizards took three hot dogs at once.
tubingan@reddit
The triple Nathan’s is unheard of it
fusguita@reddit
Only if you drive a truck
geneticdeadender@reddit
What's a real trucker?
foxhunter@reddit
Real three dog night out there
TwoToadsKick@reddit
Certified glizzy guzzler
TDOTBRO@reddit
This is crazy work ! You’re gonna be heavy on your drives after downing this!!
Israel_the_P@reddit
Super trucker 🤣
doobersthetitan@reddit
Not the triple glizzy....followed by the triple bypass.
I remember a TikTok about wanna be a trucker....can you live off subway for weeks on end? You might like it lol
Decorus_Somes@reddit
Straight raw doggin it
W1D0WM4K3R@reddit
If you can swallow the whole thing no chewin, you're ready to roll