Can you believe this is vegan!?
Posted by flozoraaa@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 77 comments
I'm not telling what's inside. That is the chef's secret. Second pic was the leftovers the day after !
WolfCola4@reddit
Brother I can't believe this is food
mshell1924@reddit
The second pic finished me lol.
wandering_mist19@reddit
Yes
useroftheinternet95@reddit
I cant identify anything on this plate
OkiDokiPanic@reddit
r/Poopfromabutt
Organic_Paramedic_37@reddit
I am vegan and ordered a vegan chicken Alfredo pasta… but the vegan chicken had a texture and taste so similar to real chicken I couldn’t eat it… it both baffled and bothered me at the same time
BLK_Sprr@reddit
I love how, in yo last sentence, that almost perfectly sums up how my mouth/palate tends to interpret “meat-styled/-inspired vegan foods” 🤣 “Baffled and bothered” 😩😭 (I’m not vegan, nor could I ever be, unfortunately (?), but I love trying new foods, including vegan cuisine)
dzan796ero@reddit
It is edible?
EmbarrassedStreet828@reddit
Blink twice if you need help, OP.
PrimeWaffle@reddit
I can't believe it's not butter
zzz_darw1n@reddit
I can't believe it's edible.
Real-Frosting2618@reddit
Looks like you're eating the same slop that barn animals eat with wet feed.
c4ndycain@reddit
i hardly believe this is food
BLK_Sprr@reddit
I’m willing to bet that that’s for SURE a mushroom/“myco steak”👀💯
Outside of that & onions, I have no idea what’s on this plate. Super curious tho 👀
CMDA@reddit
Seygem@reddit
Guess what; literally everything is a chemical
sorig1373@reddit
Light, electricity (electrons specifically), neutrinos, just all elememtery particles. Kinetic energy, potential energy, Immaterial concepts, actions etc.
roverfromxp@reddit
this is fucking stupid, vegans are capable of liking the taste of meat
if you have a crippling phobia of xanthan gum, fine, just like why are you acting as if it's poison?
DarthToothbrush@reddit
Xanthan gum betrayed and murdered my father.
Herptroid@reddit
> Be meat eater
> still enjoy vegetables
bro is literally eating what his food eats, what a retard.
Master-Strain4268@reddit
Not quite.
This looks like juicy marbles steak (could be wrong here though) which has only 1 emulsifier in it. The rest of it being natural ingredients
flozoraaa@reddit (OP)
I love chemicals
LatterParty182@reddit
i want thatttt
cinesister@reddit
Are these photos taken before or after consumption?
beanzd@reddit
Yes. Vegan processed crap. Eat an Apple
flozoraaa@reddit (OP)
But apples don't taste like meat
beanzd@reddit
Neither does fake vegan meat
Blooky_44@reddit
I have trouble believing it’s food.
questionerofblender@reddit
it looks horrible but not in ways that relate to it being vegan.
KeepTangoAndFoxtrot@reddit
Yeah, I can't believe it's edible. That doesn't really have anything to do with it being vegan or not.
artdior@reddit
my brain can’t comprehend what this is supposed to be
flozoraaa@reddit (OP)
It was supposed to be a traditional Dutch meal called "Hutspot". If you look at images you'll see it's not actually far off at all
Sunshineyvomit@reddit
Thank you. I also couldn’t process what this was. Actually makes sense. I no longer think it’s vomit!
Crow_of_Judgem3nt@reddit
Did you shit on your plate
karoshikun@reddit
well, the cow was certainly vegan
jmanly3@reddit
It looks like dog shit, so yeah.
Minimum-End-9464@reddit
If you can’t tell the ingredients then it must be vegan
King_of_the_Goats@reddit
Can you believe this is vegan?
No, I won’t tell you what’s in it.
Stupid, engagement farming crap.
Natural_Row_4318@reddit
Were you hoping to get the recipe?
King_of_the_Goats@reddit
No, I just hate the posts with the stupid title and denial of explanation. It’s like a child telling you they have a secret and then refusing to tell. Baby brain behavior
flozoraaa@reddit (OP)
This whole post is loaded with sarcasm. Did you see the sub it is on? Who the heck would want the recipe of a plate of puke.
Mediocre-Contest7558@reddit
The way i laughed 😅 🤣
on-some-sunny-day@reddit
Keep it that way
joshuads@reddit
There is an inside?
flozoraaa@reddit (OP)
Many layers
TheSoberChef@reddit
Yep I can definitely believe it is.
flozoraaa@reddit (OP)
We be eating good
TheRudeCactus@reddit
Uhhhh…. Sure you are
KommandoKazumi@reddit
First pic no, second pic... Yea that tracks.
TwistedFabulousness@reddit
Is it still vegan if it hurts an animal (me)
justthistwicenomore@reddit
The only good post in this thread.
flozoraaa@reddit (OP)
This meal supports the exploitation of your stomach
Bonegirl06@reddit
I'm entranced by what appears to be a well of grease in the center.
flozoraaa@reddit (OP)
Excuse me! That's gravy!
Sunshine030209@reddit
That's a weird way to spell "disgusted"
Interhorse_@reddit
Yes I can, in the same way that I can believe chairs, staplers, asteroids, and other inedible items are also vegan!
flozoraaa@reddit (OP)
Wait the chair doesn't go in my mouth? What hole should you use then?
urmomsleftcheeek@reddit
Butt
Sunshine030209@reddit
Brownchoccy@reddit
I love gloop with a side of gleep and glorp
Turbulent-Matter501@reddit
yes
Grigori_the_Lemur@reddit
In the "Ease of Suspense of Disbelief Dept." I will first have to work on whether I believe it is meant for internal use.
oreomburlesque@reddit
Yeah, there's no structure to like 80% of the plate. Good luck to them in the btrm!
BalmyBalmer@reddit
Brown and disgusting?
Yes, I can.
Bananahater99@reddit
I can tell
Weird_Yam6398@reddit
No real food was harmed in creating this meal
TigOlBitties13@reddit
Yes
TraditionAcademic968@reddit
Cool if you like it but the vegan food people say taste just like meat has never tasted anything like meat
Master-Strain4268@reddit
Best we've got
Smurf-Happens@reddit
Did the vegan have a name or was it a stranger?
EndRepresentative369@reddit
I can't believe its edible
Hillbillygeek1981@reddit
I have difficulty believing it's food.
Turtle_With_Grudge@reddit
Yeah chef, you can keep your secrets with this one
Chuchucuddle@reddit
Look there’s even a gold leave on it!
flozoraaa@reddit (OP)
This recipe keeps many secrets
Master-Strain4268@reddit
Yes
SlappedByGod1993@reddit
😂