Boy dinner
Posted by Altoid97@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 82 comments
All the essentials
Posted by Altoid97@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 82 comments
All the essentials
fenwayb@reddit
I like to believe those are both your hands
That-Interaction-45@reddit
Would try the drink
Piccadil_io@reddit
Just some ground beef?
HuDat93@reddit
Fool of a took
Piccadil_io@reddit
But… why?
HuDat93@reddit
Cos there's whiskey bro, instant win
Piccadil_io@reddit
It’s bourbon and cola in a can.
HuDat93@reddit
Fine don't drink it then, enjoy your beef by itself
Piccadil_io@reddit
Hahahah I love that those are my choices 😅
DrMantisToboggan45@reddit
My brother does this, just add taco seasoning and cheese and he’ll suck down the whole pound
choibz@reddit
"Suck down the whole pound". What a wonderful turn of phrase
blacklabbath@reddit
The whole chub.
MyMomsTastyButthole@reddit
Just stuffing a whole pound of meat right in his mouth hole
osmiumblue66@reddit
Pounding meat down the hole.
cityshepherd@reddit
Right down the beef hole (which also doubles as a pie hole)
TKG_Actual@reddit
He gargled the cow slop.
sofers1941@reddit
Rat hole*
getdemsnacks@reddit
staydrippy@reddit
Suckin on chili dogs
ctrl_alt_excrete@reddit
Crack an over easy egg on top off that meat pile and you got yourself a meal
TheNewYellowZealot@reddit
r/brandnewsentence
Verdanted@reddit
Now you got me thinking about Kays cooking.....
Zerostar39@reddit
Ground beef for dinner
Jdog615@reddit
Of course not. There’s also whiskey and cokes
xCloudbox@reddit
0g fiber + alcohol. Oh my colon is gonna love this.
z4j3b4nt@reddit
explosive diarrhea night
jscummy@reddit
Call it a cleanse and it's healthy
Annual-Club5510@reddit
You gonna season the ground beef with that premade or you just double fisting?
Awkward-Equivalent-5@reddit
I will never understand why people get these canned cocktails
windsostrange@reddit
Alcoholism
pasketi_monster@reddit
Here in Michigan, the gas stations that don't have liquor licenses sell them, so if things are closed or there's no liquor stores around, they're better than nothing.
windsostrange@reddit
We have a word for what drives you to consider the closest gas station that sells booze, too
It's the same word
sofers1941@reddit
Agreed, make your own. No extra sugar and you can make to taste. Not some sickly sweet thing that will 100% give you the worst hangover due to the sugar amount. Idk this brand, but a brand my cousin drinks here in NZ has about double the sugar as a normal coke. I made him some normal mixed drinks and he enjoyed them more and even felt better the next day. Still hungover but not that nauseas mental and gut fog.
FormingTheVoid@reddit
It's probably more carbonated than regular whiskey and coke on ice tbh.
ReelestPrincess12@reddit
You wanna get there QUICKLY, grab a canned cocktail
Pink_Neons@reddit
Listen, you can get a package of kings Hawaiian mini rolls, and put this giant beef patty on the entire package. Add bacon, cheese, carmalized onions, whatever you like. Cut, and just like that 12 sliders
windsostrange@reddit
I've never sliced the whole bun flight as one, assembled as one, then carved off sliders. But... yeah, I should. We should.
Pink_Neons@reddit
Do it. Can also use this method for pulled pork sliders. The burgers is a real hack tho cause you don't have to make tiny fucking patties
windsostrange@reddit
I suppose anytime I've had perfect lil smashies with square patties this had been the approach. I'm dumb. But I love this.
k_marts@reddit
I was going to say they're only a few simple steps away from making sliders..
Beeewelll@reddit
I think it’s hilarious people are buying canned whiskey cokes
krazye87@reddit
Seasoned with hopes and dreams?
Sheep_Slayer_6@reddit
Seasoned with thoughts and prayers
Repulsive_Glove6085@reddit
Unseasoned meat, shitty pre-made drinks?
Commie_Scum69@reddit
They drinking turkey
Repulsive_Glove6085@reddit
They drinking it the wrong way. These canned mixes are abhorrent.
Commie_Scum69@reddit
turkey
Nurray@reddit
I’m sober now, but Wild Turkey 101 was my vice. I’d have bought those cans so fast you’d have whiplash.
a_j_cruzer@reddit
I think they only sell them in Australia, I’ve never seen them in the US.
BadRabiesJudger@reddit
I’m a week sober. stopped drinking liquor 10 years ago which was the real win. But wild turkey 101 was my absolute favorite. I’d rather mix it myself and all mixed drink colas tend to suck. Still I may have to try it.
Nurray@reddit
If you want to commit to staying sober, I can’t recommend the stopdrinking sub enough. I’m an anxious fella and couldn’t ever see myself going to a meeting, but reading others’ stories and battles, and the general solidarity, was a wonderful thing for me. If you’re just taking a week off, then ignore my message! Have a nice day :)
dingusunchained@reddit
Keep that streak going!
ArmageddonRetrospect@reddit
brah throw a little S&P on that beef pancake
Combat_Wombat23@reddit
S&P the choice for me
MyMomsTastyButthole@reddit
I think Montreal steak seasoning shoulds be in this conversations
TheNewYellowZealot@reddit
You don’t even want to let it touch th grill. Make it drier than a fart.
Mr_Diesel13@reddit
yurgendurgen@reddit
I came hoping someone would have already asked to please season the beef. Get some garlic, onion powder, and smoked paprika in there too
Piccadil_io@reddit
Or some chopped onion and garlic
queefersutherland1@reddit
It’s funny how such random things pop up to remind us of those who have passed.
If my dad was ever home alone for dinner, he would literally eat a pound of ground beef with salt and pepper.
What a weird way for my dad to say hello, but thank you for it!
This_Price_1783@reddit
My dad would make beef and onions in gravy. Just fry onions, fry ground beef, add gravy (British - Bisto) and serve with some peas and mashed potatoes. Pretty good eating!
queefersutherland1@reddit
okay but seriously sounds so good and now I’m want that for dinner??
This_Price_1783@reddit
I have never actually made it for myself, probably not eaten it in 20 years, but it's a bit like a deconstructed cottage pie i guess. Very easy to make too and it's pretty tasty!
Queefy_Magee@reddit
More like some S&W
jayjester@reddit
This is a sexiest generalization stereotype.
EmmyWeeeb@reddit
Just any shit with beer will do
COmountainguy@reddit
Gout, it’s what’s for dinner!
freakmeout123@reddit
what do you cook?
DavidDarnellBrown@reddit
If you can't drink the turkey neat you aren't ready for bourbon.
JG10PSU@reddit
How tf did you take this photo?
SirStocksAlott@reddit
Penis phone
Time_Seaworthiness43@reddit
No spices? No onions? No bread? Hopefully there's a big salad somewhere.
SirStocksAlott@reddit
StillLJ@reddit
And here I thought there would be pouring of drink onto meat...
iceman2kx@reddit
It is a boy dinner because that’s what a 9 year old would make. Y’all are just eating some plain ground beef? Or is this some kind of weird brag about drinking
demontwines@reddit
Thought it was a pile of Bubble Jug at first glance i was like no way they brought that shit back
Waagtod@reddit
As you get older you realize the whiskey is better neat, ice if you must.
Oh-Yah-You-Betcha@reddit
Get some Hawaiian rolls, add onions on top with cheese then poke holes and you got yourself White Castle from Wish
WasabiZone13@reddit
Boy? 🙄
SquirrelMaster21@reddit
Never knew these existed. Keep a lookout now
BadMeatPuppet@reddit
Shitty cocktail porn
tea_consumer_0@reddit
HELL YEAH