Anon explores | TheaterFire

Yeah. People laugh, but I experimented with a couple men in college and did not enjoy it at all. I thoroughly confirmed how straight I am. I'm glad I had the experiences. I know that sort of thing isn't for everyone, which is totally fine. But people shouldn't be shamed for trying things out. I will say that being open to exploring my sexuality actually led to getting laid with women, too.

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ViscountBuggus@reddit

"Exploring your sexuality" being reduced to "gay" is ridiculous honestly

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onarainyafternoon@reddit

Why? That is almost always what people mean by it.

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thr33beggars@reddit

And likely continues to confirm how straight he is when he gets a little tipsy and redownloads Grindr “just to be extra sure”

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destroyerOfTards@reddit

Am experiment must be run multiple times to confirm the result. Anon is a true scientist. 🫡

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UrMumVeryGayLul@reddit

I don’t know, brother. This sounds pretty straight to me. Just a dude, undergoing a thorough scientific process.

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Mertcan2634@reddit

He had a theory, he tasted it and analyze the outcome. He technically is the most straight man on earth.

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ThunderusPoliwagus@reddit

He sure did taste someone's butt.

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windowpuncher@reddit

If the person isn't nasty they need to shower first and it shouldn't taste like anything. Also yes you have to scrub your ass on a regular basis regardless.

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scalzacrosta@reddit

A wise man once said: the anus has no sex

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VicisSubsisto@reddit

I dunno, some anuses have quite a lot of sex.

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scalzacrosta@reddit

He's yet to try bottoming for the sexual testing, then he'll have to try the romantic direction (both top and bottom) because feelings have a big effect on sexual gratification.

If he needs certainty, it's gonna take a while, and at the end he'll not be eligeable for the title of "straightest man on earth" until he has passionate and frivolous intercourse with 8 women, or opens up an harem, either way it's gonna be hard to beat the gay allegations.

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NotSovietSpy@reddit

That's too much exposure for an IRB approval

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futurettt@reddit

Need a control. Pegging by a woman and being fellated by a man simultaneously.

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EtteRavan@reddit

Also if the twink he topped was younger, he's also now the purest greek philosopher

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Rumplestilskin9@reddit

He's going to have to try bottoming to be thorough

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midnightluckey@reddit

Something, something, deductive reasoning. Still gay though.

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SapirWhorfHypothesis@reddit

Hang on. Before you head out the door, can we get our weekly Hormuz check in?

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Insane_Unicorn@reddit

In ancient Greek, only the bottom was considered "weak" or "womenly", being the top was a sign of dominance and being manly.

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Voidcroza@reddit

after a month of being in my current internship this is the closet thing that describes my mood rn

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HeerHaan@reddit

It might be the gayest shit but this dude actually knows for sure that he is straight, brother tested it out.

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Geckobeer@reddit

Same here. I needed this to fuel my morning.

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karshmellow@reddit

“Don’t knock it til you try it.”

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saketho@reddit

It’s what convinced me to pick up meth as a hobby.

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RoamingTorchwick@reddit

Fucking hobbyist, get championship league like me

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MrBingly@reddit

"Don't say you're not into rape until you've tried raping someone"

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Roxash1@reddit

"try before you deny"

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MrBingly@reddit

You shouldn't have to try fucking a dog to know you're not a furry

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Rizer0@reddit

Unironically, not gay. Bro tried it, decided it wasn’t for him. That’s the definition of straight.

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LANDVOGT-_@reddit

Anons mistake was to look for a feminine one. That obviously does not count. Only bears count. And ofc anon has to be topped, to have the real experience. Back ln grindr it is.

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Raleth@reddit

There are people out there who know instinctively who they’re attracted to. But there are also people who are unsure and this seems like a valid way to confirm your suspicions. If you have doubts, the only way to make those go away is to do something about it.

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IndieMedley@reddit

Honestly, good for him, he went in with an open mind and found it wasn’t for him. Unironically valid and straight

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Sec_Chief_Blanchard@reddit

Deliberately looking for someone who looks feminine should've been clue enough surely.

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TheMorbidHobo@reddit

Sexuality and attraction are a multispectrum, so hard to tell. Maybe you like dicks, balls, and bumholes, but you don't like body hair, musculature, and male body shapes. From passing transwomen to baras, it's all gay (or bi), so gotta check where you stand. Evidently this guy would need someone more feminine and clean.

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Sudden_Watermelon@reddit

This makes you even more straight. If two children claim to dislike spinach, and one child has tried it and the other hasn't, then whose opinion is more valid?

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viserys8769@reddit

Good argument but both their opinions are valid. What if the kid who hasn’t tried Spinach does so because he’s entirely repulsed by the idea of Spinach.

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eossfounder@reddit

Then he doesn't dislike spinach, he dislikes the idea of spinach, and his opinions on spinach are not in fact valid.

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Greatgg@reddit

You have convinced me. Going to try dick to validate my opinion (my wife may not like it, but as a man of science I must)

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Toxicwaste4454@reddit

This is why pegging exists.

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eossfounder@reddit

I imagine a dick must taste like skin. A clean one at least. I'm sorry to hear your wife does not like dick though.

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Greatgg@reddit

Of course she doesn't like it, marrying someone who likes dick would make me gay

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Bilbo_nubbins@reddit

Perhaps his wife just doesn’t like his dick?

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MutleyRulz@reddit

Seminal fluid

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ShepardXX@reddit

That's another acquired taste, my ex-gf used to compare it to trying cigarettes for the first time.

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EthernalForADay@reddit

Maybe he should try showering, might help out a bit.

With his wife too btw

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Christian1509@reddit

by this logic you don’t dislike the taste of shit, you dislike the idea of shit, so your opinion on whether or not shit would taste bad is invalid. please eat some shit before the next time you want to weigh in on *checks notes*… your own preferences

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univrsll@reddit

So then you can't say you don't like the taste of a steamy pile of human shit then, right? Or that you don't like mindlessly killing animals? Have you done either of those things?

We can make pretty strong and accurate inferences on what we like or dislike without actually having to do said things. Some stuff might be worth trying out though if it's an easier task to handle or do, however you want to define that.

Notice how OP in the story even stops at just topping a dude and not getting fucked in the ass himself, so is he really even sure he isn't gay?

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Skulfunk@reddit

Iirc tasting is essentially mostly smelling, so you could in good conscience say that you don’t like the taste of shit I guess.

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univrsll@reddit

All I'm hearing is that you might be a closeted super pedophile because you've never actually done the thing, but couldn't fathom having a valid intuition on it because "durrr you never know till you do it!"

I don't think you want to die on this hill. That's an incredibly frightening way to live your life lmao.

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El_Gringo_Rojo95@reddit

Eight to three odds this user is deeply closeted or afraid of "becoming" gay in case anyone's wondering.

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p1nkfr3ud@reddit

Brutal truth pill to swallow for him.

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Skulfunk@reddit

I said “I guess”, that means I’m currently fence sitting not dying on any hill.

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peepeeinmypajts@reddit

No.

You can dislike the taste of shit.

But someone who has tasted shit still has a more valid opinion if they also dislike shit

Not that hard bro. Cry emoji cry emoji winky face

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SpaceBug176@reddit

I could say that I don't wanna take the chance of the shit tasting terrible and take the chance of having a mental breakdown after slaughtering an animal.

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eldryanyy@reddit

Well, in the case of sex, without EXCITEMENT the sex literally can’t happen for guys. With no sexual interest, can’t be gay.

It’s more like saying ‘I’m repulsed by the smell, and the more of my senses are engaged the more I want to vomit. So, I won’t eat it since I’m already disgusted by it’

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FuckTesla69@reddit

Ben shapiro?

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Kya1205@reddit

the idea of having gay sex is an essential element to the process of having gay sex

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Dark_Army_1337@reddit

or he is gifted and can understand how something tastes without just by smellin

but you do you

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viserys8769@reddit

I concur

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PlusAd4034@reddit

I mean one of my friends had literally never tried a mango in his life, and he was always talking about how he hates fruits and vegetables and just gets supplements to make up for it, then we gave him a nice mango and he changed his mind completely. His idea of what a fruit was isn’t reality. Sexuality is different ofc but I’d imagine most people have found someone of the same sex attractive, like all animal life has a desire to reproduce/fuck, sometimes end up being gay.

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FuckTesla69@reddit

Then he should have gay sex

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Murud147@reddit

With that logic you must touch kids to be considered more against pedophilia than an average person

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texnp@reddit

No that is not the same logic because being against something is different to disliking something

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TheMorbidHobo@reddit

Right, on a moral level, but what about putting morals aside? Are you sure you're not a pedo? How can you be unless you try?

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DarkScorpion48@reddit

True, true. But honestly in this case I think Anon should try being a bottom to be completely sure

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realquidos@reddit

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isthatmyex@reddit

Spinach has a smell.... You don't need to put it in your mouth to be out off by it.

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seeyagatorr@reddit

You don't need to eat a shit sandwich to know you won't like it.

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ravaca@reddit

i hate this metaphor so much and it keeps popping up. It's okay to try things if you're unsure, some we genuinely won't know until we try. Like excitedly putting on new clothes that turn out to look hideous on us, or food that looks tasty but we end up disliking. And sometimes we think something will be awful, like going to a dance class, but we end up making it our new center of life. Growing up in a heteronormative world can make it difficult to know your sexuality for sure for some people.

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univrsll@reddit

Only Reddit will compare the thresholds of trying an outfit, eating food, or dancing to literally getting fucked in the ass

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SpaceBug176@reddit

You can always top. Getting fucked in the ass isn't even that common anyway since it takes preparation. Usually they just do 69.

Or so I heard.

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Altruistic-Local-541@reddit

while I think there are some things that are obviously not worth trying if you are only looking for things that you'd like, I'd add to your argument by saying that if someone never tries something just because it is socially not accepted and they'd hate themselves if they did it (so basically out of fear), then there is a way higher chance that they would actually like it if they tried than for someone who tried and didn't like it

although I don't have to try it to know, males are an instant turnoff very obviously

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sepulchore@reddit

This logic doesn't make sense. You know there are other people who's attracted to your own gender. Noone eats shit sandwiches.

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Throwaway74829947@reddit

Well, "no one" is a strong choice of phrasing. There are a disturbing number of coprophiles out there, and I'll bet you thag at least some of them eat shit sandwiches

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BasicBitchTearGas__@reddit

Poopcel comes to mind

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SpottedWobbegong@reddit

Scat fetishists beg to differ

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eossfounder@reddit

This just prompts the meta question: how do you know you don't need to eat it to know you won't like it?

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DeepQueen@reddit

What if the shit sandwich has an oddly nice ass

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moonduckk@reddit

If u get horny and assumingly cum while fucking a man that doesnt sound very straight tbh.

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beingmemybrownpants@reddit

Correct answer

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-Benjamin_Dover-@reddit

Off topic, kinda, but the spinach example was me with Watermelon. I tried it nearly 100 times in va r ius different forms and disliked it every time, people would always say "Oh, you just had bad Watermelon", so id try it again in a different form, but nope. Always dislike it.

Knowing me, if I ever question my sexuality, id do this Marry the guy, then after 15 or 20 years, then ill decide that I have enough reference to say im straight.

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assbutt-cheek@reddit

mom said it was my turn to post this one

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RecordEnvironmental4@reddit

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Cringeextraaxc@reddit

Unironically makes anon incredibly straight, tried it and didn’t like it, that’s as straight as you can get, actively disliking gay sex

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TheMorbidHobo@reddit

I feel like not being abpe to get hard while looking at a man, hearing a man moan, etc. is as straight as it gets.

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Pluckytoon@reddit

But maybe he would have liked being a bottom, he didn’t try that

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Might_of_Stormrage@reddit

Yeah but then that would be gay

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Heavy299@reddit

it only becomes gay if anon goes back for more

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Xx_scribbledragon_xX@reddit

not necessarily. anon could try being dommed or pegged by a woman - the feel good button is inside the ass. buttstuff as a man doesn't make you gay

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WatIsLasagne@reddit

That's his point

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sculksensor@reddit

Listen man, if you didn't like topping, chances are you wont like bottoming.

Anon would probably prefer to be pegged

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Wire_Cath_Needle_Doc@reddit

One could argue that being the bottom is less gay because the top still has to get hard which means anon was turned on. If he was the bottom an didn’t get hard then that would mean he’s straight

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unknownobject3@reddit

Did philosophers in the past have conversations like this?

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VicisSubsisto@reddit

Probably, there was a lot of gay shit in ancient Greece and Rome.

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unknownobject3@reddit

Well that’s true, I’m glad we’re continuing the traditions

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Might_of_Stormrage@reddit

I’ve actually pondered the same thing. Could be

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ElPlatanaso2@reddit

Maybe another option is to not fuck another dude?

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TeaLwist@reddit

Real: gay Fake: thinks he's straight

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_sky12@reddit

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frontlinejohnny@reddit

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Linford_Fistie@reddit

I know this exact green text just from the image. Am I cooked?

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Robyn_Banks_8@reddit

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NickOneTen@reddit

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maxthemaximum1@reddit

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_sky12@reddit

This is such low quality I’m almost impressed. You have to squint to read the word straight

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frontlinejohnny@reddit

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bumluffa@reddit

Which word

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th3_oWo_g0d@reddit

such low quality im almost compressed

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WatIsLasagne@reddit

Yeah the words are at an angle, you can't read 'em straight

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Reaper781@reddit

I farded, shidded, den came.

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DickManning@reddit

Baking a pie once does not make anon a baker. Even more so anon did not enjoy baking the pie and has no plans to make more pies.

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Jesus_Son_Of_A_God@reddit

Bro tries to prove he's not gay but he chose one of the gayest characters from elder scrolls as picture

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Fun1k@reddit

It is good logic, anon is a scientist.

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b00c@reddit

Eating one time at a vegan restaurant does not make you vegan.

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OceLawless@reddit

Poor logic. You need a better sample size. Top 100, get topped by 100, suck 100, get sucked by 100, etc.

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avagrantthought@reddit

How is the biotech r & d market in Australia?

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FrankSinatraCockRock@reddit

Cum

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harshdeep_ent@reddit

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_-_--_--_-_@reddit

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Infamous-Detail-5771@reddit

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honorio2099@reddit

God I love this cat

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destroyerOfTards@reddit

It's that chubbiness, that stubbiness and that face

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Good_Smile@reddit

It also has a cool hat

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Brassboar@reddit

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kiancavella@reddit

Haven't seen this fellow in a while

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Dominus_Redditi@reddit

It’s been too long, welcome back my friend

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HeavilyInvestedDonut@reddit

People acting like you have to have sex in order to know that you’re not attracted to someone never cease to amaze me

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airfryerfuntime@reddit

This is posted almost daily...

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EpicPwnzor@reddit

Honestly, I’d say so. in my case, it just ended up in me enjoying it more than expected.

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Piratebuttseckz@reddit

>Honestly, I’d say so. in my case, it just ended up in me enjoying it more than expected.

>it just ended up in me

yeah buddy we know

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MetzgerBoys@reddit

>Be me

>Straight

This is how you know it’s gonna be hella gay

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drifters74@reddit

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Roadkillgoblin_2@reddit

Fake: Anon

Gay: Anon had sex with a guy

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quackityquack35@reddit

Where'd tendiebot go?

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MrMangobrick@reddit

Straight: he didn’t like it

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turtleneckless001@reddit

It was a bit stinky

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KekistanPeasant@reddit

Gay: pic of the gayest fuckboi in TES lore

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solarus@reddit

Because op can't land a woman it dont matter. None of this matters.

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CorbinNZ@reddit

be me

straight

Doubt

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PAMBOLI-SAMA@reddit

And bro puts a Pelinal pic who was (most likely) gay

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Only-Emphasis-6088@reddit

cuz why not?

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Shmusher@reddit

Can confirm, am myself a field trsted heterosexual

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GGIOVEENEE@reddit

Scientific method: formulate a hypothesis, do an experiment to prove the hypothesis (or not), record the results, formulate a conclusion based on the data collected.

Nothing wrong in my opinion.

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I_NUT_ON_GRASS@reddit

be straight

do not like say gex

???

this is somehow gay

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crimsonpowder@reddit

It’s a start but not more than that. Could have been a single bad experience. The only way for anon to be sure is to bang a hundred dudes. That’s statistically valid at that point.

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Molkwi@reddit

Fake: no

Gay: obviously not

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reds_til_i_die@reddit

Anyone who questions their sexuality is default gay.

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loosehandsquebec@reddit

Every tim

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shaneskery@reddit

U gotta try it again with a non feminine looking one now. Just to make sure.

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Boris7939@reddit

How long is it going to take for you bunch of morons here to realize that these kinds of posts are not serious and are a running joke on 4chan?

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Good_Smile@reddit

I like how the comments differ every time this is posted lmao

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Impossible-Pizza982@reddit

Well, if a man who has never tried broccoli tells me he don’t like it, I’d say he is pickier than the one who has tried broccoli and tells me he don’t like it.

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Ephsylon@reddit

If he achieved an erection, that's gay AF

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destroyerOfTards@reddit

Maybe it was a shift, I bet it just shifted a little.

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igottapoopbad@reddit

Right lmao

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GulliblePea3691@reddit

Unironically yeah

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MrSourYT@reddit

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Macoron@reddit

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MrBobBuilder@reddit

I’ve never been mauled by a bear

Don’t need to try it to know I wouldnt like it

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goombanati@reddit

I mean, fair enough. The dude wanted to explore his sexuality and determined he wasn't into men.

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Lol_A_White_Guy@reddit

be me, straight

looks inside, gayest shit imaginable

Many such cases

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hotwheelearl@reddit

“You never know until you know, you know?”

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Xx_scribbledragon_xX@reddit

unironically yeah. anon explored his sexuality and confirmed his preferences. good on him, doesn't make him any less straight

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Fishmongererererer@reddit

Listen he topped. According to Türkiye, he is straight.

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Biolog4viking@reddit

We had a saying in high school: “You don’t know if you are gay, if you haven’t tried it”

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Impressive-Door-2581@reddit

Hey. At least he decided to confirm or deny it. He found out being gay wasnt his thing. sounds pretty straight to me.

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Rohen420@reddit

repost subhuman

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gerryflint@reddit

I mean, Anon now KNOWS he's straight. Most assume.

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X1Salim1X@reddit

Fake: probably not fake

Gay: gay

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Turbulent-Till-3575@reddit

honestly. yeah. checks out. drinking milk doesnt make a lactose intolerant person suddenly able to tolerate lactose, good on him for being comfortable enough in his masculinity to be willing to try it once

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Stwltd@reddit

‘Stinky…’

Jesus fucking Christ that’s nasty

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Doctor_Fatass@reddit

Gay and.... straight? I guess? Still fake tho

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csharpminor_fanclub@reddit

fake: he actually liked it

gay: he actually liked it

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Monty423@reddit

Man who has not tasted grapes says sour

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ExtraPomelo759@reddit

Brocoli principle.

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RedBlueKoi@reddit

I say reasonable

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BappoChan@reddit

If seomebody told you they hated broccoli but they’ve never actually tried broccoli, would their opinion matter? How do you know you’re not gay if you haven’t tried it?

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