Yeah. People laugh, but I experimented with a couple men in college and did not enjoy it at all. I thoroughly confirmed how straight I am. I'm glad I had the experiences. I know that sort of thing isn't for everyone, which is totally fine. But people shouldn't be shamed for trying things out. I will say that being open to exploring my sexuality actually led to getting laid with women, too.
If the person isn't nasty they need to shower first and it shouldn't taste like anything. Also yes you have to scrub your ass on a regular basis regardless.
He's yet to try bottoming for the sexual testing, then he'll have to try the romantic direction (both top and bottom) because feelings have a big effect on sexual gratification.
If he needs certainty, it's gonna take a while, and at the end he'll not be eligeable for the title of "straightest man on earth" until he has passionate and frivolous intercourse with 8 women, or opens up an harem, either way it's gonna be hard to beat the gay allegations.
Anons mistake was to look for a feminine one. That obviously does not count. Only bears count. And ofc anon has to be topped, to have the real experience. Back ln grindr it is.
There are people out there who know instinctively who they’re attracted to. But there are also people who are unsure and this seems like a valid way to confirm your suspicions. If you have doubts, the only way to make those go away is to do something about it.
Sexuality and attraction are a multispectrum, so hard to tell. Maybe you like dicks, balls, and bumholes, but you don't like body hair, musculature, and male body shapes. From passing transwomen to baras, it's all gay (or bi), so gotta check where you stand. Evidently this guy would need someone more feminine and clean.
This makes you even more straight. If two children claim to dislike spinach, and one child has tried it and the other hasn't, then whose opinion is more valid?
Good argument but both their opinions are valid. What if the kid who hasn’t tried Spinach does so because he’s entirely repulsed by the idea of Spinach.
by this logic you don’t dislike the taste of shit, you dislike the idea of shit, so your opinion on whether or not shit would taste bad is invalid. please eat some shit before the next time you want to weigh in on *checks notes*… your own preferences
So then you can't say you don't like the taste of a steamy pile of human shit then, right? Or that you don't like mindlessly killing animals? Have you done either of those things?
We can make pretty strong and accurate inferences on what we like or dislike without actually having to do said things. Some stuff might be worth trying out though if it's an easier task to handle or do, however you want to define that.
Notice how OP in the story even stops at just topping a dude and not getting fucked in the ass himself, so is he really even sure he isn't gay?
All I'm hearing is that you might be a closeted super pedophile because you've never actually done the thing, but couldn't fathom having a valid intuition on it because "durrr you never know till you do it!"
I don't think you want to die on this hill. That's an incredibly frightening way to live your life lmao.
I could say that I don't wanna take the chance of the shit tasting terrible and take the chance of having a mental breakdown after slaughtering an animal.
Well, in the case of sex, without EXCITEMENT the sex literally can’t happen for guys. With no sexual interest, can’t be gay.
It’s more like saying ‘I’m repulsed by the smell, and the more of my senses are engaged the more I want to vomit. So, I won’t eat it since I’m already disgusted by it’
I mean one of my friends had literally never tried a mango in his life, and he was always talking about how he hates fruits and vegetables and just gets supplements to make up for it, then we gave him a nice mango and he changed his mind completely. His idea of what a fruit was isn’t reality. Sexuality is different ofc but I’d imagine most people have found someone of the same sex attractive, like all animal life has a desire to reproduce/fuck, sometimes end up being gay.
i hate this metaphor so much and it keeps popping up. It's okay to try things if you're unsure, some we genuinely won't know until we try. Like excitedly putting on new clothes that turn out to look hideous on us, or food that looks tasty but we end up disliking. And sometimes we think something will be awful, like going to a dance class, but we end up making it our new center of life.
Growing up in a heteronormative world can make it difficult to know your sexuality for sure for some people.
while I think there are some things that are obviously not worth trying if you are only looking for things that you'd like, I'd add to your argument by saying that if someone never tries something just because it is socially not accepted and they'd hate themselves if they did it (so basically out of fear), then there is a way higher chance that they would actually like it if they tried than for someone who tried and didn't like it
although I don't have to try it to know, males are an instant turnoff very obviously
Well, "no one" is a strong choice of phrasing. There are a disturbing number of coprophiles out there, and I'll bet you thag at least some of them eat shit sandwiches
Off topic, kinda, but the spinach example was me with Watermelon. I tried it nearly 100 times in va r ius different forms and disliked it every time, people would always say "Oh, you just had bad Watermelon", so id try it again in a different form, but nope. Always dislike it.
Knowing me, if I ever question my sexuality, id do this Marry the guy, then after 15 or 20 years, then ill decide that I have enough reference to say im straight.
One could argue that being the bottom is less gay because the top still has to get hard which means anon was turned on. If he was the bottom an didn’t get hard then that would mean he’s straight
Scientific method: formulate a hypothesis, do an experiment to prove the hypothesis (or not), record the results, formulate a conclusion based on the data collected.
It’s a start but not more than that. Could have been a single bad experience. The only way for anon to be sure is to bang a hundred dudes. That’s statistically valid at that point.
Well, if a man who has never tried broccoli tells me he don’t like it, I’d say he is pickier than the one who has tried broccoli and tells me he don’t like it.
honestly. yeah. checks out. drinking milk doesnt make a lactose intolerant person suddenly able to tolerate lactose, good on him for being comfortable enough in his masculinity to be willing to try it once
If seomebody told you they hated broccoli but they’ve never actually tried broccoli, would their opinion matter? How do you know you’re not gay if you haven’t tried it?
Baggytrousers27@reddit
Is this what is meant by a "College Try?"
icepickjones@reddit
That's super straight.
Ssyynnxx@reddit
yea this is hoe it should work if ur unsure just don't be a twrrible person if it doesnt work out & be honest about it tbh
Fun1k@reddit
But then random people on Reddit will call you gay though
Ssyynnxx@reddit
No one has done that so far & also i don't care; it means nothing
SeingaltUNo@reddit
The only way to start a new working week is to read a greentext about totally straight anons doing the gayest shit imaginable. I now feel ready.
ViscountBuggus@reddit
He's straighter than 99% of straight men cause he actually confirmed it
windowpuncher@reddit
Man's got the empirical evidence.
nyaasgem@reddit
Idk, he fucked a dude and I didn't.
onarainyafternoon@reddit
Yeah. People laugh, but I experimented with a couple men in college and did not enjoy it at all. I thoroughly confirmed how straight I am. I'm glad I had the experiences. I know that sort of thing isn't for everyone, which is totally fine. But people shouldn't be shamed for trying things out. I will say that being open to exploring my sexuality actually led to getting laid with women, too.
ViscountBuggus@reddit
"Exploring your sexuality" being reduced to "gay" is ridiculous honestly
onarainyafternoon@reddit
Why? That is almost always what people mean by it.
thr33beggars@reddit
And likely continues to confirm how straight he is when he gets a little tipsy and redownloads Grindr “just to be extra sure”
destroyerOfTards@reddit
Am experiment must be run multiple times to confirm the result. Anon is a true scientist. 🫡
UrMumVeryGayLul@reddit
I don’t know, brother. This sounds pretty straight to me. Just a dude, undergoing a thorough scientific process.
Mertcan2634@reddit
He had a theory, he tasted it and analyze the outcome. He technically is the most straight man on earth.
ThunderusPoliwagus@reddit
He sure did taste someone's butt.
windowpuncher@reddit
If the person isn't nasty they need to shower first and it shouldn't taste like anything. Also yes you have to scrub your ass on a regular basis regardless.
scalzacrosta@reddit
A wise man once said: the anus has no sex
VicisSubsisto@reddit
I dunno, some anuses have quite a lot of sex.
scalzacrosta@reddit
He's yet to try bottoming for the sexual testing, then he'll have to try the romantic direction (both top and bottom) because feelings have a big effect on sexual gratification.
If he needs certainty, it's gonna take a while, and at the end he'll not be eligeable for the title of "straightest man on earth" until he has passionate and frivolous intercourse with 8 women, or opens up an harem, either way it's gonna be hard to beat the gay allegations.
NotSovietSpy@reddit
That's too much exposure for an IRB approval
futurettt@reddit
Need a control. Pegging by a woman and being fellated by a man simultaneously.
EtteRavan@reddit
Also if the twink he topped was younger, he's also now the purest greek philosopher
Rumplestilskin9@reddit
He's going to have to try bottoming to be thorough
midnightluckey@reddit
Something, something, deductive reasoning. Still gay though.
SapirWhorfHypothesis@reddit
Hang on. Before you head out the door, can we get our weekly Hormuz check in?
Insane_Unicorn@reddit
In ancient Greek, only the bottom was considered "weak" or "womenly", being the top was a sign of dominance and being manly.
Voidcroza@reddit
after a month of being in my current internship this is the closet thing that describes my mood rn
HeerHaan@reddit
It might be the gayest shit but this dude actually knows for sure that he is straight, brother tested it out.
Geckobeer@reddit
Same here. I needed this to fuel my morning.
karshmellow@reddit
“Don’t knock it til you try it.”
saketho@reddit
It’s what convinced me to pick up meth as a hobby.
RoamingTorchwick@reddit
Fucking hobbyist, get championship league like me
MrBingly@reddit
"Don't say you're not into rape until you've tried raping someone"
Roxash1@reddit
"try before you deny"
MrBingly@reddit
You shouldn't have to try fucking a dog to know you're not a furry
Rizer0@reddit
Unironically, not gay. Bro tried it, decided it wasn’t for him. That’s the definition of straight.
LANDVOGT-_@reddit
Anons mistake was to look for a feminine one. That obviously does not count. Only bears count. And ofc anon has to be topped, to have the real experience. Back ln grindr it is.
Raleth@reddit
There are people out there who know instinctively who they’re attracted to. But there are also people who are unsure and this seems like a valid way to confirm your suspicions. If you have doubts, the only way to make those go away is to do something about it.
IndieMedley@reddit
Honestly, good for him, he went in with an open mind and found it wasn’t for him. Unironically valid and straight
Sec_Chief_Blanchard@reddit
Deliberately looking for someone who looks feminine should've been clue enough surely.
TheMorbidHobo@reddit
Sexuality and attraction are a multispectrum, so hard to tell. Maybe you like dicks, balls, and bumholes, but you don't like body hair, musculature, and male body shapes. From passing transwomen to baras, it's all gay (or bi), so gotta check where you stand. Evidently this guy would need someone more feminine and clean.
Sudden_Watermelon@reddit
This makes you even more straight. If two children claim to dislike spinach, and one child has tried it and the other hasn't, then whose opinion is more valid?
viserys8769@reddit
Good argument but both their opinions are valid. What if the kid who hasn’t tried Spinach does so because he’s entirely repulsed by the idea of Spinach.
eossfounder@reddit
Then he doesn't dislike spinach, he dislikes the idea of spinach, and his opinions on spinach are not in fact valid.
Greatgg@reddit
You have convinced me. Going to try dick to validate my opinion (my wife may not like it, but as a man of science I must)
Toxicwaste4454@reddit
This is why pegging exists.
eossfounder@reddit
I imagine a dick must taste like skin. A clean one at least. I'm sorry to hear your wife does not like dick though.
Greatgg@reddit
Of course she doesn't like it, marrying someone who likes dick would make me gay
Bilbo_nubbins@reddit
Perhaps his wife just doesn’t like his dick?
MutleyRulz@reddit
Seminal fluid
ShepardXX@reddit
That's another acquired taste, my ex-gf used to compare it to trying cigarettes for the first time.
EthernalForADay@reddit
Maybe he should try showering, might help out a bit.
With his wife too btw
Christian1509@reddit
by this logic you don’t dislike the taste of shit, you dislike the idea of shit, so your opinion on whether or not shit would taste bad is invalid. please eat some shit before the next time you want to weigh in on *checks notes*… your own preferences
univrsll@reddit
So then you can't say you don't like the taste of a steamy pile of human shit then, right? Or that you don't like mindlessly killing animals? Have you done either of those things?
We can make pretty strong and accurate inferences on what we like or dislike without actually having to do said things. Some stuff might be worth trying out though if it's an easier task to handle or do, however you want to define that.
Notice how OP in the story even stops at just topping a dude and not getting fucked in the ass himself, so is he really even sure he isn't gay?
Skulfunk@reddit
Iirc tasting is essentially mostly smelling, so you could in good conscience say that you don’t like the taste of shit I guess.
univrsll@reddit
All I'm hearing is that you might be a closeted super pedophile because you've never actually done the thing, but couldn't fathom having a valid intuition on it because "durrr you never know till you do it!"
I don't think you want to die on this hill. That's an incredibly frightening way to live your life lmao.
El_Gringo_Rojo95@reddit
Eight to three odds this user is deeply closeted or afraid of "becoming" gay in case anyone's wondering.
p1nkfr3ud@reddit
Brutal truth pill to swallow for him.
Skulfunk@reddit
I said “I guess”, that means I’m currently fence sitting not dying on any hill.
peepeeinmypajts@reddit
No.
You can dislike the taste of shit.
But someone who has tasted shit still has a more valid opinion if they also dislike shit
Not that hard bro. Cry emoji cry emoji winky face
SpaceBug176@reddit
I could say that I don't wanna take the chance of the shit tasting terrible and take the chance of having a mental breakdown after slaughtering an animal.
eldryanyy@reddit
Well, in the case of sex, without EXCITEMENT the sex literally can’t happen for guys. With no sexual interest, can’t be gay.
It’s more like saying ‘I’m repulsed by the smell, and the more of my senses are engaged the more I want to vomit. So, I won’t eat it since I’m already disgusted by it’
FuckTesla69@reddit
Ben shapiro?
Kya1205@reddit
the idea of having gay sex is an essential element to the process of having gay sex
Dark_Army_1337@reddit
or he is gifted and can understand how something tastes without just by smellin
but you do you
viserys8769@reddit
I concur
PlusAd4034@reddit
I mean one of my friends had literally never tried a mango in his life, and he was always talking about how he hates fruits and vegetables and just gets supplements to make up for it, then we gave him a nice mango and he changed his mind completely. His idea of what a fruit was isn’t reality. Sexuality is different ofc but I’d imagine most people have found someone of the same sex attractive, like all animal life has a desire to reproduce/fuck, sometimes end up being gay.
FuckTesla69@reddit
Then he should have gay sex
Murud147@reddit
With that logic you must touch kids to be considered more against pedophilia than an average person
texnp@reddit
No that is not the same logic because being against something is different to disliking something
TheMorbidHobo@reddit
Right, on a moral level, but what about putting morals aside? Are you sure you're not a pedo? How can you be unless you try?
DarkScorpion48@reddit
True, true. But honestly in this case I think Anon should try being a bottom to be completely sure
realquidos@reddit
isthatmyex@reddit
Spinach has a smell.... You don't need to put it in your mouth to be out off by it.
seeyagatorr@reddit
You don't need to eat a shit sandwich to know you won't like it.
ravaca@reddit
i hate this metaphor so much and it keeps popping up. It's okay to try things if you're unsure, some we genuinely won't know until we try. Like excitedly putting on new clothes that turn out to look hideous on us, or food that looks tasty but we end up disliking. And sometimes we think something will be awful, like going to a dance class, but we end up making it our new center of life. Growing up in a heteronormative world can make it difficult to know your sexuality for sure for some people.
univrsll@reddit
Only Reddit will compare the thresholds of trying an outfit, eating food, or dancing to literally getting fucked in the ass
SpaceBug176@reddit
You can always top. Getting fucked in the ass isn't even that common anyway since it takes preparation. Usually they just do 69.
Or so I heard.
Altruistic-Local-541@reddit
while I think there are some things that are obviously not worth trying if you are only looking for things that you'd like, I'd add to your argument by saying that if someone never tries something just because it is socially not accepted and they'd hate themselves if they did it (so basically out of fear), then there is a way higher chance that they would actually like it if they tried than for someone who tried and didn't like it
although I don't have to try it to know, males are an instant turnoff very obviously
sepulchore@reddit
This logic doesn't make sense. You know there are other people who's attracted to your own gender. Noone eats shit sandwiches.
Throwaway74829947@reddit
Well, "no one" is a strong choice of phrasing. There are a disturbing number of coprophiles out there, and I'll bet you thag at least some of them eat shit sandwiches
BasicBitchTearGas__@reddit
Poopcel comes to mind
SpottedWobbegong@reddit
Scat fetishists beg to differ
eossfounder@reddit
This just prompts the meta question: how do you know you don't need to eat it to know you won't like it?
DeepQueen@reddit
What if the shit sandwich has an oddly nice ass
moonduckk@reddit
If u get horny and assumingly cum while fucking a man that doesnt sound very straight tbh.
beingmemybrownpants@reddit
Correct answer
-Benjamin_Dover-@reddit
Off topic, kinda, but the spinach example was me with Watermelon. I tried it nearly 100 times in va r ius different forms and disliked it every time, people would always say "Oh, you just had bad Watermelon", so id try it again in a different form, but nope. Always dislike it.
Knowing me, if I ever question my sexuality, id do this Marry the guy, then after 15 or 20 years, then ill decide that I have enough reference to say im straight.
assbutt-cheek@reddit
mom said it was my turn to post this one
RecordEnvironmental4@reddit
Cringeextraaxc@reddit
Unironically makes anon incredibly straight, tried it and didn’t like it, that’s as straight as you can get, actively disliking gay sex
TheMorbidHobo@reddit
I feel like not being abpe to get hard while looking at a man, hearing a man moan, etc. is as straight as it gets.
Pluckytoon@reddit
But maybe he would have liked being a bottom, he didn’t try that
Might_of_Stormrage@reddit
Yeah but then that would be gay
Heavy299@reddit
it only becomes gay if anon goes back for more
Xx_scribbledragon_xX@reddit
not necessarily. anon could try being dommed or pegged by a woman - the feel good button is inside the ass. buttstuff as a man doesn't make you gay
WatIsLasagne@reddit
That's his point
sculksensor@reddit
Listen man, if you didn't like topping, chances are you wont like bottoming.
Anon would probably prefer to be pegged
Wire_Cath_Needle_Doc@reddit
One could argue that being the bottom is less gay because the top still has to get hard which means anon was turned on. If he was the bottom an didn’t get hard then that would mean he’s straight
unknownobject3@reddit
Did philosophers in the past have conversations like this?
VicisSubsisto@reddit
Probably, there was a lot of gay shit in ancient Greece and Rome.
unknownobject3@reddit
Well that’s true, I’m glad we’re continuing the traditions
Might_of_Stormrage@reddit
I’ve actually pondered the same thing. Could be
ElPlatanaso2@reddit
Maybe another option is to not fuck another dude?
TeaLwist@reddit
Real: gay Fake: thinks he's straight
_sky12@reddit
frontlinejohnny@reddit
Linford_Fistie@reddit
I know this exact green text just from the image. Am I cooked?
Robyn_Banks_8@reddit
NickOneTen@reddit
maxthemaximum1@reddit
_sky12@reddit
This is such low quality I’m almost impressed. You have to squint to read the word straight
frontlinejohnny@reddit
bumluffa@reddit
Which word
th3_oWo_g0d@reddit
such low quality im almost compressed
WatIsLasagne@reddit
Yeah the words are at an angle, you can't read 'em straight
Reaper781@reddit
I farded, shidded, den came.
DickManning@reddit
Baking a pie once does not make anon a baker. Even more so anon did not enjoy baking the pie and has no plans to make more pies.
Jesus_Son_Of_A_God@reddit
Bro tries to prove he's not gay but he chose one of the gayest characters from elder scrolls as picture
Fun1k@reddit
It is good logic, anon is a scientist.
b00c@reddit
Eating one time at a vegan restaurant does not make you vegan.
OceLawless@reddit
Poor logic. You need a better sample size. Top 100, get topped by 100, suck 100, get sucked by 100, etc.
avagrantthought@reddit
How is the biotech r & d market in Australia?
FrankSinatraCockRock@reddit
Cum
harshdeep_ent@reddit
_-___-__-_-__-___-_@reddit
Infamous-Detail-5771@reddit
honorio2099@reddit
God I love this cat
destroyerOfTards@reddit
It's that chubbiness, that stubbiness and that face
Good_Smile@reddit
It also has a cool hat
Brassboar@reddit
kiancavella@reddit
Haven't seen this fellow in a while
Dominus_Redditi@reddit
It’s been too long, welcome back my friend
HeavilyInvestedDonut@reddit
People acting like you have to have sex in order to know that you’re not attracted to someone never cease to amaze me
airfryerfuntime@reddit
This is posted almost daily...
EpicPwnzor@reddit
Honestly, I’d say so. in my case, it just ended up in me enjoying it more than expected.
Piratebuttseckz@reddit
>Honestly, I’d say so. in my case, it just ended up in me enjoying it more than expected.
>it just ended up in me
yeah buddy we know
MetzgerBoys@reddit
>Be me
>Straight
This is how you know it’s gonna be hella gay
drifters74@reddit
Roadkillgoblin_2@reddit
Fake: Anon
Gay: Anon had sex with a guy
quackityquack35@reddit
Where'd tendiebot go?
MrMangobrick@reddit
Straight: he didn’t like it
turtleneckless001@reddit
It was a bit stinky
KekistanPeasant@reddit
Gay: pic of the gayest fuckboi in TES lore
solarus@reddit
Because op can't land a woman it dont matter. None of this matters.
CorbinNZ@reddit
Doubt
PAMBOLI-SAMA@reddit
And bro puts a Pelinal pic who was (most likely) gay
Only-Emphasis-6088@reddit
cuz why not?
Shmusher@reddit
Can confirm, am myself a field trsted heterosexual
GGIOVEENEE@reddit
Scientific method: formulate a hypothesis, do an experiment to prove the hypothesis (or not), record the results, formulate a conclusion based on the data collected.
Nothing wrong in my opinion.
I_NUT_ON_GRASS@reddit
crimsonpowder@reddit
It’s a start but not more than that. Could have been a single bad experience. The only way for anon to be sure is to bang a hundred dudes. That’s statistically valid at that point.
Molkwi@reddit
Fake: no
Gay: obviously not
reds_til_i_die@reddit
Anyone who questions their sexuality is default gay.
loosehandsquebec@reddit
Every tim
Processing img b8131x8cjcwg1...
e
shaneskery@reddit
U gotta try it again with a non feminine looking one now. Just to make sure.
Boris7939@reddit
How long is it going to take for you bunch of morons here to realize that these kinds of posts are not serious and are a running joke on 4chan?
Good_Smile@reddit
I like how the comments differ every time this is posted lmao
Impossible-Pizza982@reddit
Well, if a man who has never tried broccoli tells me he don’t like it, I’d say he is pickier than the one who has tried broccoli and tells me he don’t like it.
Ephsylon@reddit
If he achieved an erection, that's gay AF
destroyerOfTards@reddit
Maybe it was a shift, I bet it just shifted a little.
igottapoopbad@reddit
Right lmao
GulliblePea3691@reddit
Unironically yeah
MrSourYT@reddit
Macoron@reddit
MrBobBuilder@reddit
I’ve never been mauled by a bear
Don’t need to try it to know I wouldnt like it
goombanati@reddit
I mean, fair enough. The dude wanted to explore his sexuality and determined he wasn't into men.
Lol_A_White_Guy@reddit
Many such cases
hotwheelearl@reddit
“You never know until you know, you know?”
Xx_scribbledragon_xX@reddit
unironically yeah. anon explored his sexuality and confirmed his preferences. good on him, doesn't make him any less straight
Fishmongererererer@reddit
Listen he topped. According to Türkiye, he is straight.
Biolog4viking@reddit
We had a saying in high school: “You don’t know if you are gay, if you haven’t tried it”
Impressive-Door-2581@reddit
Hey. At least he decided to confirm or deny it. He found out being gay wasnt his thing. sounds pretty straight to me.
Rohen420@reddit
repost subhuman
gerryflint@reddit
I mean, Anon now KNOWS he's straight. Most assume.
X1Salim1X@reddit
Fake: probably not fake
Gay: gay
Turbulent-Till-3575@reddit
honestly. yeah. checks out. drinking milk doesnt make a lactose intolerant person suddenly able to tolerate lactose, good on him for being comfortable enough in his masculinity to be willing to try it once
Stwltd@reddit
‘Stinky…’
Jesus fucking Christ that’s nasty
Doctor_Fatass@reddit
Gay and.... straight? I guess? Still fake tho
csharpminor_fanclub@reddit
fake: he actually liked it
gay: he actually liked it
Monty423@reddit
Man who has not tasted grapes says sour
ExtraPomelo759@reddit
Brocoli principle.
RedBlueKoi@reddit
I say reasonable
BappoChan@reddit
If seomebody told you they hated broccoli but they’ve never actually tried broccoli, would their opinion matter? How do you know you’re not gay if you haven’t tried it?
mofodius@reddit
Gay: Straight
Straight: Gay
dovetail-joint@reddit
Based.
banevader102938@reddit
Gay: anon has gay sex
Fake: anon was top
frontlinejohnny@reddit
DeepQueen@reddit
You can't know if you dislike Mexican food if you've never eaten it
themountainking03@reddit
Can you dislike Mexican food if you’ve only ever tried one dish? Maybe the guy just wasn’t very attractive
Specht100@reddit
Tbh. completely valid.
Foxycotin666@reddit
I feel like this is probably a pretty healthy path towards self discovery.
erectionation@reddit
Maiq_the_liar_23@reddit
sepulchore@reddit
Fake: Anon disliking gay sex
Gay: Anon having gay sex
bro0t@reddit
Imo this is less gay than never actually trying it.
If you say “i dont like this food” while refusing to try it youre just an immature child. Same logic applies here
LordMarcusrax@reddit
True and gay
Nuanciated@reddit
Yes its good logic.
TheFlamePhoenix@reddit
When will greentexts go out of fashion SMH 😫
dontdoitliz@reddit
"I top ofc"
Lies.
Varixx95__@reddit
This is somehow less gay than most of the green text I read here
MrMangobrick@reddit
I mean, that makes him straight. He tried it, he’s not attracted to men.
Chodor101@reddit
Ah yes the repost #472829 from plebbit anon wondering the same as 4 chinner anon.
forgettfulthinker@reddit
This is posted every week by a gay guy who wants to fuck straight guys (it doesn't work)
Biggu5Dicku5@reddit
At least he gave it a go...
Kind_Benefit_6236@reddit
Fake: "straight" on 4chan? Yeah right Gay: the rest of the greentext