What ever happened to Enya?

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spuldup@reddit

One must send a salmon up River Shannon at 3:42 a.m. to have a chance of contact with Enya.

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Sweet-Apricot8568@reddit

Haha! One year I gave Enya CDs as a Christmas present to everyone

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Cubelock@reddit

As Ireland's best-selling solo artist, she focuses on personal happiness rather than fame, living with her cats and maintaining a very private, unmarried life, occasionally appearing in public only once every few years.

Living the dream I would say

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agentmkultra666@reddit

Apparently she’s doing all this while living in a castle. That is absolutely living the dream and I applaud her.

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veglove@reddit

I dunno... castles are pretty drafty.

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bcentsale@reddit

That's why you must. have. TAPESTRIES.

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stevebucky_1234@reddit

Am sure cat themed tapestry would sell well on Amazon

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Late-External3249@reddit

I keep telling my wife she needs to weave a tapestry depicting my adventures, but she says nobody wants to see a tapestry if some guy driving to work sending emails and doing a Teams meeting.

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CloseButNoChicory@reddit

If you ever embark on an affair with a weaver, at least the "my wife doesn't understand me" conversation will be an interesting one.

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33TLWD@reddit

If you are a Scottish Laird then I am Mickey Mouse.

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Fucked90@reddit

Who can say...where the air flows?where the wind blows?Every time?

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jackfaire@reddit

More excuses to be cozy by a fire reading a book. Winning!

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Cloud_Fortress@reddit

In a fucking castle no less. Perfect Enya vibes

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Iirc she's the best selling Irish artist behind U2. She made some major coin and never squandered it on partying, flexing for friends, having a posse, jewelry, etc. I wish I could retire to a remote castle surrounded by my cats.

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ADMINlSTRAT0R@reddit

Living the dream I would say

who can say where the road goes, where the day flows 🤷🏼‍♂️

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PhoneJazz@reddit

gif

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eatsleepdive@reddit (OP)

Yeah that sounds pretty amazing tbh. I'd do the same if I could.

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Rhiannon1307@reddit

I'd be fine with a much, much smaller but more modern house, but yeah. I'd definitely like more cats and more room for them. And some money to pay someone to come over and clean all the litter boxes (and other stuff), lol.

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avalonfaith@reddit

Damn. I wish! You go Enya!

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AldusPrime@reddit

There are so many celebrities who make me ask, "Why can't they just go live in a big house and chill, instead of causing this ridiculous drama?"

But Enya, she's actually doing it. She's living the dream. It's wonderful, it makes me happy.

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Scorpioben24@reddit

It's just her and a bunch of cats in the castle. Sounds amazing.

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Tiny_dinosaur82@reddit

She sailed away.

I know. Sorry.

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crane1901@reddit

I thought the Orinoco flooded and the flow swept her away.

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deltadeltadawn@reddit

This was my first thought, too.

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cmgww@reddit

To the Caribbean blue??

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ChubbyVeganTravels@reddit

Anywhere is...

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Taanistat@reddit

Nah. It's dad joke funny. Beat me to it.

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PleaseDontBanMe82@reddit

Bought a castle and fucked off for the rest of her life. What an absolute dream.

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Hot-Ad930@reddit

She is living in a castle with all of her money and cats. Queen.

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huellhowser19@reddit

Did you know enya has never gone on tour?

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Dunnersstunner@reddit

She won her battle against Enigma, Mike Oldfield and Yanni and is at rest until the world is set upon by another easy-listening battle.

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TonyNoPants@reddit

Kitaro waits in the shadows to strike, the only thing more dangerous than his thirst for vengeance being his patience.

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BAD4SSET@reddit

Hilarious

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ObiWan-Shinoobi@reddit

Next on celebrity deathmatch!

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Way_2_Go_Donny@reddit

The only woman Yanni couldn't beat...

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michael41973@reddit

There can be only one!

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fyrefly_faerie@reddit

I read that her sister, Moya Brennan, recently passed away and she made a rare appearance for her funeral. Together with other family members they were in a folk band called Clannad.

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karebearjedi@reddit

One of my favorite bands

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karebearjedi@reddit

She got her bag and fucked off to wander through her castle halls like a proper fae queen

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fourofkeys@reddit

i think that's by design. i did hear some photographers got shots of her at her sisters funeral recently.

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coopnjaxdad@reddit

I just saw a ton of her CDs at my local vinyl shop over the weekend.

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Striking_Collar6878@reddit

Just saw a pic of her at the funeral for Moya Brennen in Ireland

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lordnecro@reddit

I didn't know Moya died, loved her and Clannad.

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Mysterious-Pie2636@reddit

Moya was her sister and tbh its gutter press stuff taking photos of her at the funeral.

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Oreostrong@reddit

Nunya

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Cloud_Fortress@reddit

Found Enya’s account ^^^^

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deltadeltadawn@reddit

Oreostrong is a cover for OrrinocoStrong.

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No-Dig-4408@reddit

Kramer: "I got nunya'd by Enya, Jerry!"
Jerry: "Enya nunya'd you?"
Kramer: "Got RIGHT TO THE NUNYA"
*Elaine walks in* "What's his problem?"
Jerry: "He got nunya'd by Enya."
George: "How come I didn't get nunya from Enya? I'd love a nunya from Enya. I didn't even get a seeya."
Jerry: "Probably because she doesn't wanna be ya."

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Plus-Pomegranate8045@reddit

She is truly fascinating to me. She made a career out of studio recordings without live performance/touring. The there’s a vid of her performing Orinoco Flow live on some TV show in the late 80s and it sounded pretty bad.

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FabiusBill@reddit

She earned over $100 million dollars in her career, bought a castle for herself and her cats, and retired very comfortably.

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BigMommaSnikle@reddit

She sailed away.

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mcpokey@reddit

Her legend will live in perpetuity through crossword puzzles (along with Eno and Ono).

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KDiggity8@reddit

I love this comment

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Illustrious-Lead-960@reddit

And Ulee. He of the gold.

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Nomadic-Texan@reddit

She sailed away

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katieclooney@reddit

Shes living my dream life

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Sirnando138@reddit

They got beat up by Enigma

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ChubbyVeganTravels@reddit

No return to innocence there then.

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NYCWriterOfAllThings@reddit

This is dumb, but I laughed.

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Yojimbo_2025@reddit

Enya only appears at twilight during a planetary conjunction under an aurora during a period of profound human spiritual awakening… but only with your peripheral vision and disappears if you look straight at her.

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