Anon looks forward to the 2026 world cup in the US

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Donovan_MC_DAB@reddit

Imma miss those spee post featuring a pic of a random US stadium, the title being “George Floyd Memorial Stadium, July 19, 2026” once the World Cup is over.

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firesquasher@reddit

You can name a school, a government building etc, but companies pay a LOT of fucking money to get their name on a sports arena. Aint nobody dedicating a stadium to George Floyd.

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HamberderHelper18@reddit

They want to rename multiple buildings and roads after Charlie Kirk. Anything is possible in the United States of Virtue Signaling

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fibojoly@reddit

Is "hydration break" an actual thing?

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bazhvn@reddit

It was a thing that ref decides based on the condition of the match. And now is officially regulated to be at 22min mark for both half in the US WC26.

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Leprecon@reddit

Huh. I thought the hydration break was just for if they are playing in the desert in the middle east or something.

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zen_arcade2@reddit

I'm old enough to remember the US World Cup in 1994, and for maximum tv coverage in Europe, the games were held around noon when the heat was quite brutal.

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SquatSquatCykaBlyat@reddit

How come Sweden made it to the semifinals, then? Isn't their country just dark and snowy all the time?

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waffelnhandel@reddit

Yes but they realized a 5min hydration break is perfect to stuff some more ads down your throat

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mr_scarl@reddit

This break brought to you by Brawndo, the thirst mutilator.

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fibojoly@reddit

Wow! TIL, thanks.

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VampiroMedicado@reddit

Yeah, it fucking sucks.

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fibojoly@reddit

Well, if it prevents young lads dying because they can't bear the heat, it's a net positive, but it's a bit weird that it's required!

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painters-top-guy@reddit

You deserve it btw

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SquatSquatCykaBlyat@reddit

Who, OP? His shitty country didn't even make it to the World Cup, he's just salty.

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DreamsServedSoft@reddit

anyone who cares about soccer deserves it yes

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SquatSquatCykaBlyat@reddit

"Nooo you must watch a bunch of fat people shoving each other for five hours like they're in a Walmart parking lot during Black Friday" - this is what (You) sound like.

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NonBalisticSniper@reddit

Fell For It Again and Third Term's the Charm award recipients

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Valuable-Chipmunk784@reddit

game begins with both teams kneeling and pledging allegiance to Israel

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RandyRanderson111@reddit

Literally spit out my coffee lol

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klimych@reddit

This, so much this! Take my poor man's reddit gold, kind stranger!🥇

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AtomicSymphonic_2nd@reddit

Anon needs to move to Russia or somewhere in the East.

They clearly hate everything the Western world stands for. 🤦‍♂️

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three-years-now@reddit

No, just what USA is doing to the World Cup. We don’t won’t a break every ten minutes like with the egg ball game they play

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Zenaesthetic@reddit

You poor thing.

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three-years-now@reddit

Huh?

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realmonkey_business@reddit

And some Iranian bombs

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Ozymandias_1303@reddit

flag of two different countries

neither of them made the World Cup

Cope harder.

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Denmarkdynamo@reddit

The current political climate is exactly opposite to. Fucking Jelly Roll did the World Cup song ffs.

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Judah_Earl@reddit

Is this a joke about how shit NFL football is?

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TheDestroyer630@reddit

This is why us (italy) is boycotting the tournament

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leedler@reddit

bosnia jumpscare

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Shalashaska87B@reddit

Ssshhh, don't say it out loud, but if Iran team cannot take part, there is a fairly serious chance that Italy will be brought back to fill the empty spot.

Not having to watch those noobs was a great achievement, I don't want it to be ruined.

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