Tell meth heads birds have copper wire in them and see what happens
Posted by Jimmyfartballs@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 41 comments
Think it would be funny
MergingConcepts@reddit
It is now well established that birds can detect magnetic fields. They must have some copper wires in there.
NightOfTheLivingHam@reddit
Tell meth heads that flock cameras have copper and free sim cards in them
Grutenfreenooder@reddit
Flock cameras have a higher scrap value pound-for-pound than catalytic converters
Jimmyfartballs@reddit (OP)
Yeah someone already suggested that I think good idea though.
Shit_Shepard@reddit
“Tell meth heads” may be the solution to a great many things.
reheateddiarrhea@reddit
I was q meth head many, many years ago. Mania can and does happen, but generally only due to a massive dose or severe sleep deprivation. That being said, the percentage of tweekers who would believe this is extremely low. It's probably not much higher than the likelihood of you convincing an average person of this.
BillDauterive4@reddit
I was a bird many, many years ago. That being said, the number of birds who would believe tweekers have copper in them is extremely low. It's probably not much higher than the likelihood of you convincing birds an average person has copper in them.
TobiramaJef@reddit
I was a copper many, many years ago. That being said, the number of coppers who would believe birds have tweekers in them is extremely low. It's probably not much higher than the likelihood of you convincing tweeker an average person has bird in them.
tomveiltomveil@reddit
I was a year, many many birds ago. That being copper, the number of tweakers who would say "extremely low" is believe. It's probably not much higher than I am right now.
xrelaht@reddit
Why do birds care about copper?
oral_servant@reddit
I mean, if we're talking about women, it's not unlikely.
Jimmyfartballs@reddit (OP)
I am surrounded by them I think I could find at least one.
NaiveZest@reddit
Or provide them with medical case management and support for people with substance abuse dependence.
Jimmyfartballs@reddit (OP)
This is r/crazyideas why would I do that?
Tw1ch1e@reddit
They literally do! r/birdsarentreal
nuberoo@reddit
Let's not encourage people to try killing birds for no reason?
Uranium-Sandwich657@reddit
But it would kill two birds with one stoner.
unmelted_ice@reddit
Nothing beats getting two birds stoned at once.
StormyTiger2008@reddit
Clutching pearls over a Reddit post is crazy lmao
Jimmyfartballs@reddit (OP)
This is r/CrazyIdeas did you want a normal idea or something?
antonio16309@reddit
Nah this idea of funny, some people just get off on feeling superior about stuff on the internet.
Sorry-Climate-7982@reddit
At least ideas that don't get birds killed.
Jimmyfartballs@reddit (OP)
"Leave sense, rationality, possibility, and ethics to boring people."
Says in rule 2 you're boring mate.
Sorry-Climate-7982@reddit
Could we at least tell them that Bald and Golden Eagles have no copper, but Harpy Eagles have silver in their claws and will give it to you if you shake hands with them?
Jimmyfartballs@reddit (OP)
yeah
nuberoo@reddit
No, just not something that involved killing animals for no reason. It also wasn't funny or clever either?
I did like the dude's comment below about killing two birds with one stoner - just for that your post was worthwhile.
Jimmyfartballs@reddit (OP)
what if it was humans would that be better?
Mundane-Caregiver169@reddit
Tell them that I specifically am full of copper wire. I’ll send my address directly.
Jimmyfartballs@reddit (OP)
Okay I'm coming.
Psychological-Shoe95@reddit
Yeah but here’s where I really get crazy. Tell meth heads their walls are full of copper wires
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b4thefame@reddit
Killing animals for no reason seems pretty crazy to me idk
antonio16309@reddit
Nah, fuck birds.
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Ben-Goldberg@reddit
Birds aren't real