Healthy eating is possible out here, it only took me a couple months to get to this level.
Posted by AsphaltPirate74@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 93 comments
Mac N Cheese, Potato Wedges, Crispy Baked Chicken, and Corn on the Cob of course.
Minimum-Jacket-705@reddit
Nice bad, Rookie.
DCWarGames@reddit
Itโs gonna be a long road for you friend.
chrisp_ape@reddit
Recently Iโve been getting those salad bags that are pre made and just add grilled chicken I think an upgrade so far
post_mah_bone@reddit
Taylor farms thai chili mango paired with Soules kitchen chicken fajita strips is amazing.
Alive_to_Thrive5@reddit
Add some cottage cheese and/or kefir to your daily intake and watch the difference it makes.
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
Hell yeah, that's the way to go. I'm happy for you driver. I used to buy the salads from loves or walmart all the time almost every day, it's hard for me to look at salad now honestly.
Alive_to_Thrive5@reddit
Respect the grind to get to healthy eating, as good as this looks, the amount of fat and carbs is too much for daily intake but it's way better as far as whole foods go as long as you made your own mac n cheese.
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
Definitely not my daily meal, just had a rough weekend and wanted to make a joke post and eat good food
Alive_to_Thrive5@reddit
Well way better than a lot of these people out here eat.
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
I can't even stomach truck stop food anymore unless it's from a diner. The thought of it makes me nauseous.
bmf1989@reddit
lol, donโt know if Iโd call a whole ass plate of Mac and cheese healthy. Looks good though
666_________________@reddit
Way better than gas station slop
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
Hell yes.
Prestigious_Cup_5265@reddit
You gotta eat the tin foil. That makes it healthy!
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
You're right!
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
Hell yeah, it's soul food! Haha thanks
supernova-juice@reddit
Baby none of that is healthy
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
But but, my mama said ๐ฅบ
supernova-juice@reddit
Yeah, mine too, that's why my cholesterol is insane ๐
Did you grow up in the south?
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
Hahaha ๐
Yep, Texas mostly, a little bit in Oklahoma and Louisiana and Tennessee for family
No_Edge_7964@reddit
Who is gonna eat all the glizzy roller dogs???
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
I'm sorry No_Edge_7964, I must pass the torch to you, and knight you, our strongest warrior, as slayer of the glizzy dogs.
No_Edge_7964@reddit
Thank you my friend, ๐. All jokes aside I've been eating less neat lately and no processed meat. Feel so much better and my wallet is thanking me
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
Hell yeah, glad to hear it ๐
MarmotWorldOrder@reddit
Funeral food
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
What does that even mean lol
MarmotWorldOrder@reddit
This
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
Lmao fair enough
MarmotWorldOrder@reddit
Also this
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
Oh my god ๐
Megalodon7770@reddit
๐คฃ
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
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Free-University-6497@reddit
Mac ain't even close to healthy brother lol
forkystabbyveggie@reddit
You gotta know that stick of butter has a little corn in it
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
I did butter her up good lmao
buttnutela@reddit
The lot lizard?
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
๐คซ
buttnutela@reddit
๐๐ฆ
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
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acutemisadventure@reddit
So that's why Sharleen tasted a little better than usual
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
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AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
It's good for you, it's got electrolytes.
Terrible-Strategy127@reddit
It's what plants crave!
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
๐ glad someone gets it
geneticdeadender@reddit
There is nothing healthy in this photo.
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
Try looking again
ThrottleItOut@reddit
Look all those vegetables!!! lmfao!!
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
BAHAHA this one cracked me up good ๐คฃ
ThukeNazty@reddit
You wonโt last long.
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
Oh c'mon it's a joke lol
HauntedOath@reddit
Looks like my cheat day meal
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
It is a cheat day meal lol
ApollyonFE@reddit
Guaranteed OP is over 300 lbs. Wtf is this meal, OP? ๐
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
Bahaha fuck off, I'm only 190 ๐
GreatElection674@reddit
No green
saywhat181@reddit
That mac & cheese looks ๐ฅ but that portion is way too much lol Like a 1/4 of that would be ok. That's way too many carbs.
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
Tbh honest I made and seasoned everything, but the mac n cheese is a panera tin from walmart I just threw in the air fryer ๐คซ
derpmcturd@reddit
lol good one
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
Thank you, thank you lol
AlphaFox616@reddit
AY! Where is my plate!
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
I'm tired boss ๐ฅบ
WallaWallaby011@reddit
That looks soo good lol
Curious-Paper1690@reddit
After reading other comments, people can fuck themselves.. Iโve never been a trucker but I know how easy it is to microwave cheap food day after day. I respect the grind to spend over an hour on good food even if it isnโt the pinnacle of health like people are complaining about. Itโs way healthier than alternatives and it makes you happy. Keep it up my guy!
rigjiggles@reddit
There are definitely decent options here but these portions are insane. This is more than a days worth of calories Iโd wager or very close to it.
BathtubWine@reddit
I swear Iโm the only one who gets sarcasm.
Also fuck I want that mac
AaronTuplin@reddit
"Everybody out here talking about l'ose weight', 'eat healthy.' I know what healthy is!"
Dumps quart of gravy on food
Safe_Fail_568@reddit
That looks like good eating
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
Hell yeah it was, thanks. Everything was buttered to just the way my arteries like it.
theycallmemrspants@reddit
None of that is healthy. Just because you cooked it yourself doesn't automatically make it "healthy"
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
Oh it's a joke lol
Individual-Dark-5022@reddit
Thatโs ainโt healthy
mute_salamander@reddit
Healthy for the soul, as OP says, not body lol
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
Exactly lol. My truck's been needing service at a shop all weekend, so I needed some soul food
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
It was a joke post, c'mon lol
Emotional-Repair-467@reddit
no typa greens
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
Took a long time to cook these, I didn't feel like waiting another 15 minutes on the asparagus honestly
ZealousidealAngle151@reddit
We need a YouTube influencer to make videos on cooking for people OTR
HighwayStar71@reddit
I'm pretty sure they exist already. I've seen some videos in the past.
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
I agree
HotJelly8662@reddit
Looks yummy!
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
Thanks!
thxby@reddit
It's about portions bro
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
Those are portions ๐
Desperate_Fee_808@reddit
You need to eliminate all those carbs..the potatoes corn and chicken was enough..you donโt need the mac n cheese too..thatโs O.D
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
It's soul food!!! I do have greens too and fruit, just took a while to cook everything else and got too tired and hungry to care
Desperate_Fee_808@reddit
I made spicy barbecued wings and rice earlier
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
Nice, that sounds really good
ShoddySpace5680@reddit
Trolling
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
I guess I should've shown my fruit cups and made the asparagus or broccoli I have too lol
UOLZEPHYR@reddit
Lol needs greens - respectfully
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
I actually have asparagus in the fridge, it took 1 1/2 hours to cook all this and I was too hungry and tired to care anymore lol
RoamingNomadSoul@reddit
You are not fooling us, i know you got this delivered to u
AsphaltPirate74@reddit (OP)
Hell no ๐