Put Odometers on everything.

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Steve-Shouts@reddit

I've always wanted a "flush count" on public urinals.

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There the wastewater report every year. That's kinda the same. It tells how many mega tones of drugs your people have come someday via wastewater testing. Always makes me feel patriotic and brings a tear to my eye thinking of all the wasted drugs being peed out.

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revolvingpresoak9640@reddit

If they are peed out, they weren’t wasted though.

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sadandtraumatized@reddit

Urinals flush?!

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zobbyblob@reddit

Some do, some don't, some don't ever stop flushing and have continuous water coming down.

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AanthonyII@reddit

Far lower than the amount of times it was used

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Steve-Shouts@reddit

Oh, I'm sure.

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Lemfan46@reddit

How often do you move your toaster?

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Scrangdorber@reddit

I think they meant a usage counter, not a literal odometer. Like 5,245 slices toasted.

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Scazitar@reddit (OP)

I would be able to confidently & accurately anwser that question for you if it an odometer on it.

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Lemfan46@reddit

Odometer wouldn't tell you how many times you moved it, just how far.

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Scazitar@reddit (OP)

Yeah but I'm just saying if i saw the mileage going up over time, I would probably have a pretty good grasp on the situation.

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xiangkunwan@reddit

The odometer could also display how much electricity it has used as well as a “speedometer” displaying the current electricity draw

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On_my_last_spoon@reddit

You’re fun! I like you!

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Electrical_Cell496@reddit

Judging from this post…probably quite a bit

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icebox_Lew@reddit

Lol bro all toasters have counters! If you slide the crumbs tray out and look underneath it, you'll read the slice count

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Joe_Kangg@reddit

You can adjust it with a butter,knife, just make sure it's plugged in.

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vowelqueue@reddit

I have a vape that does actually track the number of puffs

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pereuse@reddit

I would love an odometer for a roomba, or for a cat

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Massive-Rate-2011@reddit

My roborock vacuum has an odometer. Just in the app

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carrie_m730@reddit

I want one for my dog and probably will get one someday when I have disposable income. I just want to know how many miles she runs going back and forth between me and the door while I'm getting my shoes and coat on.

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shasaferaska@reddit

There is an app for that. GPS collar tracking app for cats. I can't remember what it's called.

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turtletramp@reddit

Hour meters for the win.

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Western_Aerie3686@reddit

Back in the day, when your computer mouse had an actual ball, you used to be able to enable an odometer.

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haringtiti@reddit

damn i never knew that i was too busy taking the ball out and getting that line of dirt off of the little rollers inside

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Snoo63@reddit

Can't you do it with a laser/optical mouse?

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haringtiti@reddit

i need one on my razor to see how many miles ive ever shaved

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uhohstinkywastaken@reddit

Me thinks OP was baked making this post.

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seancurry1@reddit

When I was a kid, I used to pray anytime I had a random question like this (“how may miles on my x”) and ask God to add it to my filing cabinet. I envisioned that there would be like a card catalog waiting for me in heaven with answers to random questions I had asked over my entire life.

I don’t think heaven exists anymore, but I hope that filing cabinet does. I don’t even want to know the answers, I just want to know the questions I was asking.

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