This is either satire or half-true self awareness, but either way it reminds me that there are genuinely parents out there who raise their kids to end up being socially crippled shut-ins and then get pissed off about their child being a socially crippled shut-in and can't deal with it.
People don't willingly choose to turn out like that. If you literally made and raised the kid and they turn out fucked up that's YOUR fault and you should take responsibility for trying to get them better instead of giving up and kicking them out or constantly enabling them.
But this is r/greentext, so I'll say this guy was probably found dead in an alley with his butthole decimated or something
While there's plenty of ways parents can screw kids up, it's more than a little reductive to assert that people have no agency over themselves and however they turn out is 100% attributable to their parents.
No-Section-4385@reddit
for real...
gonna find this kid and steal his boots.
PanAthens@reddit
This is either satire or half-true self awareness, but either way it reminds me that there are genuinely parents out there who raise their kids to end up being socially crippled shut-ins and then get pissed off about their child being a socially crippled shut-in and can't deal with it.
People don't willingly choose to turn out like that. If you literally made and raised the kid and they turn out fucked up that's YOUR fault and you should take responsibility for trying to get them better instead of giving up and kicking them out or constantly enabling them.
But this is r/greentext, so I'll say this guy was probably found dead in an alley with his butthole decimated or something
Malvastor@reddit
While there's plenty of ways parents can screw kids up, it's more than a little reductive to assert that people have no agency over themselves and however they turn out is 100% attributable to their parents.
skull_fucker79@reddit
just sleep in the truck where you store all that doritos and mountain dew supply
BrainD71@reddit
Don't forget the cumjar collection
squiddude123@reddit
Harold and Cumjar go to white castle
Lazarous86@reddit
I bet he left that for his mom to remember him by.
Big-Cantaloupe-4746@reddit
He didn’t choose the reddit mod life, the reddit mod life chose him.
pocketgravel@reddit
Hfw
babypho@reddit
Better take up that extra dog walking shift
billocity@reddit
Honeysenpaiharuchan@reddit
Just find another single mom to move in with.
googlin@reddit
will be plenty in the area if it's anything like my area
reds_til_i_die@reddit
Just go hobo.
HamBlamBlam@reddit
Damn autocorrect. I sure OP knows what you meant.
AI_Slopper@reddit
baudmiksen@reddit
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Durpady@reddit
Alright, that's enough. I have some ideas already, but can someone spell out what this shibboleth is supposed to mean?
baudmiksen@reddit
While I can't speak for the other fools here but I haven't found a deeper meaning yet, serenderpedy
SturmGizmo@reddit
Lmao
AI_Slopper@reddit
Imagine getting topped just to support your Mountain Dew habit.
bratbarn@reddit
sex-with-trump@reddit
Can't tell whether this is a typo or not
Ayaki_05@reddit
Where's the fake????
Where's the gay???
Is this even green text anymore?
SnapHackelPop@reddit
Eat the cum, that’ll hold you over for a while
ExpressoDepresso12@reddit
Larp larp larp sahur
gizzardgullet@reddit
A modern Odysseus about to set off on a journey
Sifl-and-Olly@reddit
Discovery of my cumjar stash is my greatest fear
osugaxotas@reddit
How does it smell after a few weeks or months?
EuenovAyabayya@reddit
least 4chan post
MathematicianNew2770@reddit
😆
baz4k6z@reddit
Anon is headed towards the dumpster behind the Wendy's
Allawihabibgalbi@reddit
Anon is doing anything but finding a job and making his parents proud.
toronto-gopnik@reddit
The world is now his cum jar
hardwood1979@reddit
A rare true one.
Only_Champion_8895@reddit
Insert something funny and original
Nah. Fake and Gay